THIS IS NOT A JOKE ! 70 year old Norris' ( nee Goldberg ) DEPENDS are now on auction on ebay starting at $5,000...so all his devoted Republican jock sniffing shut-in fans can now buy the item of their dreams...
when chuck norris walked down the street whith an erection they were no survivers,do you know how chuck norris can get a twelve inch penis by folding it in half, jfk didnt die by geting shot chuck norris just defleted the bullets whith his chine jfk`s head just exploded by the emasment.
chuck norris dosent breath he holds air hostage, if you have five dollars and chuck norris has five dollares chuck norris has more money than you, if you want to see chuck norrise`s enemys check the extinked list, chuck norris whent to mars that is why there is no live there.
chuck norris donats blood to the red cross just never his own, chuck norris once cured a blind man form blindness but sadly the first and last thing he saw has a round house kick to the face.
when you open a can of wop ass chuck norris comes out, chuck norris once fought a wolverine he lost a testical you maye now know it by its technical name jupiter, chuck norris isnt afraid of the dark the dark is afraid of chuck norris, chuck norris starred at the sun for hours the sun blinked.
chuck norris can eat a 72ounce steak in under a hour he spent the first 55minuets having sex with the waittress. if you see chuck norris having sex with a man it doesnt mean that he is gay he just ran out of women.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE ! 70 year old Norris' ( nee Goldberg ) DEPENDS are now on auction on ebay starting at $5,000...so all his devoted Republican jock sniffing shut-in fans can now buy the item of their dreams...
billjoe39 2 months ago
chuck norris once broke a mirror after 7 years of bad luck the mirror always looks away
scottkilla1 9 months ago
chuck norris was born on may 6 1946 the nazis surrenderd on may 7 1946 they knew he was a danger to the nazis
246Tyson 10 months ago
chuck norris got pissed off at the mayans. thats why the world will end at 2012
Rodawsome 10 months ago
The mirror joke was hilarious!!!!!!
zombieboy1121 11 months ago
chuck norris is the reason this video has no dislikes
marayno1 11 months ago 4
all of iimuHnoid's jokes are no longer funny cuz Chuck Norris kicked the funny and grammar our of them
idarkmalaki 1 year ago
when chuck norris walked down the street whith an erection they were no survivers,do you know how chuck norris can get a twelve inch penis by folding it in half, jfk didnt die by geting shot chuck norris just defleted the bullets whith his chine jfk`s head just exploded by the emasment.
iimuHnoid 1 year ago
chuck norris dosent breath he holds air hostage, if you have five dollars and chuck norris has five dollares chuck norris has more money than you, if you want to see chuck norrise`s enemys check the extinked list, chuck norris whent to mars that is why there is no live there.
iimuHnoid 1 year ago
chuck norris donats blood to the red cross just never his own, chuck norris once cured a blind man form blindness but sadly the first and last thing he saw has a round house kick to the face.
iimuHnoid 1 year ago
when you open a can of wop ass chuck norris comes out, chuck norris once fought a wolverine he lost a testical you maye now know it by its technical name jupiter, chuck norris isnt afraid of the dark the dark is afraid of chuck norris, chuck norris starred at the sun for hours the sun blinked.
iimuHnoid 1 year ago
chuck norris can eat a 72ounce steak in under a hour he spent the first 55minuets having sex with the waittress. if you see chuck norris having sex with a man it doesnt mean that he is gay he just ran out of women.
iimuHnoid 1 year ago
anyone else notice you can close the word black at 0:40
luigirule1 1 year ago
666 Views?!?!!? CHUCK NORRIS WANTS ME DEAD !!!
robloxjacob4507 1 year ago
Chuck Norris once wrote a book. It is currently known as the dictionary.
Treikan77 1 year ago
Chuck Norris don't use condoms, Because there is no protection from Chuck Norris.
smiletrain98 1 year ago
chuck norris doesnt turn on showers.. he stares at it until it cries
NeonSwagg 1 year ago 6