Chuck Norris Issues Wake-Up Call to U.S.

[poopsack21]

Jesus can walk on water but he can swim through land

[baldurus1]

Someone should roundhouse kick some common sense into Chucks head.

[hlgrice]

Chuck has a sexy wife.

[hlgrice]

I would vote Huckabee with Chuck at his side.

[mattboy1981]

I've only known him as a total asshole

[sporefreak105]

Haha our founding fathers didnt want our country to be under a single religion. Chuck is stupid. "I do a lot of reading about our founding father"... Bull shit

[gamerdude1246]

Go Chuck, you fucking kick ass..

[graffitypsycho]

hahaha oh Chuck, Bruce Lee kicked your rear good. The hit to the face caused you to think retarded.

[mperry60]

Chuck, Sarah Palin would be proud of you. Boooooooo

[joeporro]

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! yall are so fucking stupid!! what the fuck is wrong with you dumbshits!!!!!! YOu stupid fucking liberals!! you speak out of your asses!! if a black guy, a fag, a muslum, or operah says anything, then holy shit!!! it must be true!! You dont understand what your doing to our country!!!!please wake up! whats wrong with you!!! why cant you see more than one step ahead of you!!!! its scaring the hell out of me!! i dont want our country to divide!! but its going to come down to it!!

[Metasand]

Pat Robertson is someone is dislike a lot.

[lundymaphone]

When someone makes Glenn Beck appear stable and measured one has stop and think WOW!

[EON352]

I WANNA FUCK DOG IN THE ASS

[xtrontruth]

Chuckster is Brain Dead. Texas Stranger. Chuckles Norris.

[libertydogfight]

Chuck Norris is right on the Money-Christian valves have been abandoned, When God is driven from a person or nation cause our sins are too great then we are left following the devices of our own VANITY and FOLLY, later Demonic and Satanism moves into the void and the end result is Social Chaos,Govern Crackdown and Tyranny, Unrestrained Corruption, Collapse, and Judgement-WE ARE THERE NOW!

[TheCarebearstare]

@libertydogfight I agree, let's restore the burning of witches and the stoning of women. I for one definitely need a giant shaved ape to tell me not to run around raping and murdering everyone.

[dimeguitarsrock]

i wouldnt burn witches, or women, children, etc. I am not a religious man although I do believe in jesus. Jesus got F***ed in the a** by the order of the day, my friends.

I would burn Gangstas and Wiggers though. id just completely clean out the hood so that every 95 year old black dude could have his neighborhood back, without living in fear of his nephews.

the first one on my BBQ would be the wiggers. Id just clean them all out.

[gusubu17]

@dimeguitarsrock I appreciate your voice, and your opinion, but lets just say, all the Gangstas and Wiggas with all the guns that hey have, said Let's go burn all the people who like music with guitar's, and all the white musicians who use em, so every 95 year old white dude, can enjoy his peace and quiet, and restore the family values he once so happily enjoyed, and the first one I'm gonna get is dimeguitarsrock's mom because she gave birth to him. Wouldn't you respond with an act of violence?

[NiGHTSS01]

sigh chuck..... just sigh

[seenybeany]

This is a fail.

[jloades]

That's it Chuck, it's all the fault of illegal immigrants!

[infernvsnecrohag]

Now I can no longer tell Chuck Norris jokes... *sighs*

[StaleMilk5]

Chuck Norris as a politician ? We don't need any more morons in politic

why isn't he dead yet ?

[tobigforyou]

Chuck Norris didn't need a new hip, the hip needed Chuck Norris.

[GnPdemon]

It's fucking weird when they laugh about Norris choking out congressmen... I know it was meant in jest, but there was something about it which made me go "ugh..."

[Rastamanchanter]

hahahaha

 "to regain the boarder i have 2 words Chuck Norris" hahaha

[pantherkim]

Pat is kinda beat, but God bless Chuck Norris and I agree with him. We need a Chucktatership!

[jloades]

@pantherkim Presumably Pat isn't entirely happy with the fact that Chuck is a devotee of karate. A practice that Pat things is ungodly! And if "pantherkim" you think that Chuck is a credible spokesman for anything at all, then you should get out more and listen to people who don't just believe in Jesus.

[bundlesofmsg]

Chuck Norris, nuff said

[ocertios]

good is not the answer,if you want to change things you need to fight the Nazism=u.s.a. guverment

[mistereveready]

damn it chuck, why did you have to be a religitard?

[patriot2927]

We need more like Chuck in America

[webbtje]

Norris remains a fucking idiot.

[cecryerjr]

Chuck , chuck - chuck !!!!! Greed !!!!!! Where you during the Bush administration. You never complained about sh*t... You sir, are a hypocrite.

[ocertios]

@cecryerjr

bush administration?!

the same people have the power now

obama,bush or others are just actors

[DoomEgg]

Fuck both Huck and Chuck.

[gundamWWW]

Chuck Norris could not stop a force more powerful then him... Barrack Obama.

[cultfighter]

DustinJolly the teabagger loves to have a meatstick and meatballs fed to the gerbil in his pants

[ZombieCannibalChrist]

Chuckie is just another rightwing religious nutbag

[Sagemaster00]

Na hes just a little to self Centered. Lol

[frijolero23023]

haha our founding fathers had a vision for america that was not corrupted by greed and power? that's funny right there. the same guys that signed the declaration of independence were proponents of slavery, an institution stemmed from nothing but greed and power. made me giggle.

[TallSky]

Chuck, why not run for office? You'd have my vote!

[nofear6516]

i guess he hasnt done enough research on those founding fathers considering that they were deists and believed science took precedence over religious dogma.

[EdgeGeraldine]

He supports a batshit insane fundie and thinks he knows how politics work.

I wouldn't expect any less from Chuckie.

[Comedian80]

Chuck had a hip replaced? Shut the front door! I thought he was a cyborg created for justice and the advancement of the roundhouse kick.

[Comedian80]

In a word: bollocks. The bad guy doen't always lose - not even in the movies. He definiyely doesn;t in life.

[anubis2600]

Christian roots huh?

Not Universal religion a.k.a. Freedom of/from Religion?

Good one.

Chuck Norris also does infomercials get a clue morons.

Oh and go buy his book, he really wants you to spend money.

[managrey]

YoU DARE RESPECT CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!

Read the bible: "One the third day God rested, than Chuck Norris took over"

[managrey]

ehehh my bad i meantto say "Disrespect" X(

[FATMIME]

Cut taxes, secure the borders and a Total Gym in every home!

[mrstiggywinkle2007]

Go Chuck! Huckabee 2012!!! I love the Fair Tax!!

[Clemrm]

We need a flat tax.

[kaioak37]

@mrstiggywinkle2007 DELUSIONAL! He'll never win!! Cant wait for another 4 years of PRESIDENT Obama!

[MrCN86]

I agree with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris for president in 2012!

You fired! ...

Damn, I like Chuck's style.