Airline Announcements-George Carlin 2/2

[movieegrl13]

Haha, "Terminal" snack bar. There goes my airport appetite...

[kazkanata]

What show is this from?

[Surturian]

@kazkanata It's "Jammin' in New York"

[Pranaysood1]

GEORGE 'THE GENIUS' CARLIN.

[Krazyjesus]

If everyone watched this most of this guys stuff, the world would be a better place.

[Krazyjesus]

Like the mayors wife!! I hate those dumb norrow minded bitches!!!

[newmecx]

I love f@cken scabs

[MelancholicDarkness]

Hands down the best comedian - rest in peace.

[Molblu]

@MelancholicDarkness I love George Carlin. I never get tired of him.

[daward2]

Not a partial stop, because in a partial stop I partially get up.

[SlayerEndX13]

I stole a park fountain.

[rebeccoesj]

They tell you to adjust your oxygen mask before helping your child with his. I did not need to be told that hahahaha

[GlassesGirlsIsMoeeee]

Water landing~

Crahing into the Ocean!!

[hazemalsaadi]

Terminal bar:

And if you've eaten there, you know it's an appropriate place!

Post eating Diarrhea hahaha

[mroldschoolhiphop1]

best stand up in the whole world. i can't stop laughing.

carlin is a genius.

[953darkangel]

lol...he was hilarious.

[Molblu]

I love George Carlin! I can't get enough of this performance >XD

[linkuei83]

40ppl can't fasten their seatbelt.

[dragonfx310]

1:45 - 1:47.

I have added that to my repertoire of facial expressions. Its simply too funny to pass up xD.

[danielchakraborty30]

i'm still laughing... and I probably will never stop watching this either another million times!

[possumboy666]

Tell the Captain Air Mashall Carlin says Fuck you!!!

[Feldspatvertreter]

38 people dont breathe normally in a 600 mph uncontrolled dive. :D

[TheMidnightangel1602]

i nearly spat water all over my computer...

[lluvianihilista]

the welcoming part!!!!

[solcario2]

it sucks that the video is slower before the audio

[MrSpaghettioes]

I would hate to be stuck in the Northern Atlantic strapped to a pillow full of beer farts.

[CJDxxxLyrics]

roof flies off



[getalife67]

I went to him live in 1990

[hailzmarie1]

I'll keep it short and I'll keep it simple

He has some pretty good points.

[naathaan13]

38 people shit unusually in a 600 mph uncontrolled vertical dive

[nickhb90]

IM BARELY FINDING OUT HOW HILARIOUS GEORGE CARLIN IS... IM 21

[SentryGaming]

God was George Carlin funny.

[gunter099]

George was one of a kind, but when you get old, I guess everyone wears their pants jacked-up.

[hjbvh1]

in the event of a decrease in cabin pressure.....

ROOF FLIES OFF!!!!!

[SonArno]

@hjbvh1 not to forget: how are you supposed to get an oxygen mask if the roof flew off?

[Awesome13Man]

38 people lost their arrowhead collection...George Carlin for the win!

[Multi1Slickrick]

for anyone how dose not like George Carlin FUCK YOU COCK SUCKERS

[gaarcemail]

God I miss him, which he where still around. He is so witty and funny as hell.

[maxydude98]

38 fking idiots

[jaiethemusicman]

Intellectual comedy at its finest. Not liking this makes you a total idiot.

[tresdave33]

I think the fact that he joked about every single aspect of airplane rides EXCEPT the food, only to touch on it in his closing joke was intentional. Hes a genius.

[ThePurpleSpartan]

Love the person who laughs his ass off at 6:16.

[TheAviation98]

Hahh:) this is hilarious!

[gayan1991]

damn 38 people don't like it...i can not believe those people...they must be morons....oh.....may be i should say to those people who dislike this video, "Air Marshal Carlin Says, Go Fuck Your Self"..!

[MegaMadLemon]

@gayan1991

38 people dont understand english

^_^

[trequor]

audio is fucked up

[SuperBar2008]

if he was still alive, he would say to all of the dislikes, AIR MARSHAL CARLIN SAYS GO FUCK YOURSELF

[DrAlexJCagleMD]

TRULY GENIUS OBSERVATIONS. 

[RLDragonStrider]

ROOF FLIES OFF...he has seen Lost? XD

[poisonedheart999]

ROOF FLIES OFF !!!!  =))

[sfboobster]

I had to give this a thumbs down despite it being one of the all time great comedy routines because the audio is so far out of synch with the video.

[buscamagas]

@sfboobster Oh my god the world is gonna end you disliked a video. Nobody gives a shit about who dislikes videos.

[sfboobster]

@buscamagas Get a life, douchebag. It's a helpful hint to the person who posted the video. Please learn some grammar and punctuation.

[miljenko1]

OK, that joke about "observe the non-smoking sign", well that was maybe a little bogus. But then again, the stewardess didn't say "observe the non-smoking RULE", but rather "observe the non-smoking SIGN", so the word "observe" here definitely sounds like "see", much rather than "follow" or "obey". So, he does have a point.

[Rita1972]

@miljenko1 Who gives a crap. It's simply funny and very witty.

[Hoolygan4ever]

Why the fuck does every idiot has to give quotes from the clip while we're watchin? please stop that shit. Thumbs down on TheIndependent09's comment

[DjfunkmasterG]

@Hoolygan4ever - Because I found that particular line funny as hell in 1991 and again 20 years later... If you have a problem with it... IGNORE IT!!!

Have a nice day

[TheAlexCaldwell]

@Hoolygan4ever You expect people on the internet, watching a George Carlin video, to give a fuck about what you want, and to do what you say because your fucking stupid enough to read the comments? Go fuck yourself!

[ranjanchadha]

The airlines have the right language but the wrong grammar...he has them both right!

[DjfunkmasterG]

"Well what exactly is... a water landing? Am I mistaken, or does this sound some what similar to CRASHING INTO THE OCEAN?"

[m1ndfr34k117]

@DjfunkmasterG Lol I couldn't stop laughing but clearly it's possible.

[DemonVenomcat]

I have yet to see a comic routine where at least one of the top rated comments is NOT simply a quote/spoiler from the clip were are now watching...

[1Brandokick]

This guy is so fucking funny

[derGhebbet]

I also shit normally...RIGHT IN MY PANTS

ROFLMAO

[NexDemise]

Somebody please clone this guy

[badabumbadabing1]

is this from jammin in new york?

[DjfunkmasterG]

@badabumbadabing1 - Yes

[VeeVeeNorCalBabe]

ROFLMAO!! Im in an airport right now watching this shit trying not to laugh loudly! XD

[RedBannerOfThePeople]

George Carlin is God. XD

[zachedwards92]

i love the guys' burst of laughter at 6:18

[Gothy]

what is wrong with this...its not synced

[Hrady55]

@Gothy fuck it being synced hes like foamy only humen!

[Gothy]

@Hrady55 okay yes i know that...but it would make more sense..and be funnier if it was synced

[Hrady55]

@Gothy  how

[Gothy]

@Hrady55 because everything would just match up better...idk its just me personally..im not trying to speak for everyone

[FineFlu]

not synced T_T

[suizidium]

Air Marshal Carlin is the best

[bmsmith1991]

ROOF FLIES OFF!!!!

[kman618]

"Well I have no problem with that. I always breathe normally when I'm in a 600 mph uncontrolled vertical dive. I also SHIT normally... RIGHT IN MY PANTS!"

[OHWISEONE1996]

You can tell the crowd knows Carlin's style and timing of delivery. They stop laughing quickly so they don't step on Carlin's words. Thank you, Carlin fans!

[MikeTap4321]

next time im on a plane and they say in the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure im gonna yell ROOF FLIES OFF

[moose0drool]

@MikeTap4321 go ahead and yell that... fast track to the no fly list. airlines dont seem to have a sense of humor anymore :p

[Robmeistah13]

his expression at "roof flies off!" is currently my profile picture on facebook. :P

[danielchakraborty30]

... she's coming on like the Mayor's wife... ROFL

[DFurlanete]

Thumbs up if u looked on google for Pango-Pango

[TrojanTurtle]

IT'S A GODDAMN SEAT! CHECK. AROUND. YOUR SEAT!!!

[LordAbrxias]

audio isnt synced to the video anymore.



[Robmeistah13]

@LordAbrxias no it isn't... >:(

[lastskater0]

I watched part one of this, and found it hilarious. I smoked a joint then watched part two. It's been 2 minutes and I'm still fucking laughing

[Robmeistah13]

@lastskater0 well that's because, being stoned, you couldn't discern the audio/video timing difference.

[lastskater0]

@Robmeistah13 I think it may have added to the effects. xD

[BlindEleven]

"Public belongings? Do these people honestly think I might be traveling with a fountain I stole from the park?"

[jaeswhatevershow]

33 people were looking for the time in Pango-Pango

[XangelXmoonX]

in the unlikely event off a change in cabin pressure...... ROOF FLIES OFF!!!!

lmfao

love it SOOO much!!!!!!!!!

[champayne17]

I always breathe normally when I'm in a 600 mph uncontrolled vertical dive.

I also shit normally.

[TitanNerd68]

@champayne17 RIGHT IN MY PANTS!

[shoveitupyours13]

thumbs up if you love his facial expressions!

[kozasonia]

@shoveitupyours13 Oh I really love his mimics!!!!

[PinkMarshmallowKirby]

What time did you expect? The time in pengo pengo?

[nazirdjon]

33 Captions didn't like air-marshal carlin's words!!

[commander144]

@nazirdjon 33 captains didnt like his words either

[sgmale90]

one of my favorite lines

[MiraFransuccess50on]

Continue to observe the no smoking sign until well inside the terminal. It's physically impossible to observe the no smoking sign even if you're standing just outside the door of the airplane, much less well inside the terminal! You can't even see the fu**ing planes from well inside the terminal! ROFL

[queenrocks77]

I miss my hero

[Corcyra1950]

33 people are flight attendants :)

[TheHannahlean]

"All destinations are final. That's what it means, destiny, final, if you haven't gotten where your going, you aren't there yet."

Very true.

[Teufelchen9]

The following sentences is full of things that PISS! ME! OFF!...

....Well: I might have brought my arrowhit collection. I didn't! SO I'M NOT GOING TO LOOK FOR IT!

....Well of course its the local time. What else you think she will say, the time in Pengu-Pengu!?

[SniperTop]

@Teufelchen9

*Arrowhead.

[Teufelchen9]

The following sentences is full of things that PISS! ME! OFF!...

....Well: I might have brought my arrowhit collection. I didn't! SO I'M NOT GOING TO LOOK FOR IT!

[sestren2503]

*I always breath normally when I'm in a 600 mile per hour uncontrolled vertical dive, I also shit normally!" Best sentence ever!!!!!

[MrCars]

As a pilot, I love this skit!!

[InterEDGE]

Well, lets start with 'immediate seating area'. SEAT! its a goddamn SEAT! check. around. your SEAT! love that.

[bermudaguy1]

I've seen a lot of Carlins stuff but this is what I would call 'classic Carlin"....he was the best!

[xxrockon83]

33 people don't have self-reliance.

[TashaRichardsonFan]

33 people don't shit normally right in their pants.

[HawksVols44]

How is it possible for this man not to laugh?

[casinobowling]

@HawksVols44 BECAUSE HE WRIGHTS ALL THE MATERIAL HIMSELF! HE HAS HEARD IT SO MANY TIMES BEFORE THAT TO HIM IT`S JUST NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!

[dubskinz]

he's so under rated a lot of people laugh i think and don't really hear or get what he's saying always. he is the truth...

[PaulJuliusSokoloff]

the entire airline skit is one of the greatest comedies of all time

[Slikrik1212]

"More shit from the bogus Captain."  Ha haaaa!

[MrSteenstra]

He would havre made a great The Joker, like an older version. with his voice and faces and what not.

[BFaust03131]

What makes it funny is how true it is. But I wonder if the airline industry saw this. I noticed the last time I flew they were trying to make the announcements sound more natural. Southwest also tries to make the presentation more humorous.

[xst3alth]

well...i might have brought my arrowhead collection...but i didnt...so im not going to look for it!!! hahaa classic

[thestranger4812]

Pity the audio is out of sync.

[Arderjsz565]

Well I have no problem with that, I usually breathe normally when I'm in a 600 mile an hour, uncontrollable, vertical dive. And I shit normally. RIGHT IN MY PANTS!!

XD LMFAO XD

[Timefliesbye]

Ah he missed a joke about the mask falling down.... when the plane just lost it's roof.

[Dedokai32]

Not a partial stop because during a partial stop i partially get up lmao 

[Leablak]

Why can I only 'like' this once?!?!?!

I'm dying from laughing here xD !

[NsTrainMan07]

"the captain turned on the fasten seat belt sign... tell the captain airmarsel carlin said go fuck youself"

[teamjacobherules]

lol airplane saftey is his best

[gwhitney2]

Fucking hilarious, and all true :D

[sonikue23]

5:34 EPIC!!!!!!hahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha

[gmoderki]

What is the DVD called?

[flipkid2006]

@gmoderki This one is 'Jammin In New York" 1992

[flipkid2006]

Place the oxygen mask over your head and breathe normally.

"Well, I have no problem with that. I always breathe normally in a 600 mph uncontrolled vertical dive. I also shit normally!"

[obiwanobiwan13]

"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure...

ROOF FLIES OFF!!!!!"

XD

[shroomslawrence]

why do tey have A buoyant garment on the airplane but no parachute? :P

[lurima52511]

FUCK YOU HAT FTW

[stereoprologic]

Airmarshall Carlin says: "Go fuck yourself!"

[Manny1222]

It's true what he says. They add big words to make it more interesting for the human mind. Most people are like that. Most people are "weak" minded. lol

[clonetrooper250]

This man was a goddamn deity! George, we miss you dearly...

[gricer1326]

@clonetrooper250 Actually George would probably find that insulting :)

[clonetrooper250]

@gricer1326 yeah, probably.= )

[TheIndependent09]

In the event of a loss of cabin pressure...... ROOF FLYS OFF!!!!!!!!!

[smootzi]

Just open this video in another tab and sync it yourself if it's bothering anyone.

[mazzboss]

more shit from the bogus captain lmao

[rasicar]

"Tell the Captain, Air Marshal Carlin says 'Go fuck yourself!"

[tbonbrad]

32 people are airport workers

[bartha75]

I listen to this every time i fly.

[fenomenoooo]

32 Lobotomy patients

[tripleS9000]

the time in Pengo-Pengo! lol

[JoeltheSwedishDragon]

"Now what exactly is... a water landing?... Am I mistaking or does this sound somewhat similar to CRASHING INTO THE OCEAN?!!"

XD The best line evah! XD

[JirinaBrada]

I also sh*t normally, right in my pants. :-)

[JirinaBrada]

I also shit normally, right in my pants. :-)

[BloodySilverFang]

If I could save this on my Mp3 ... It'd be something great to listen and watch. lol. I just love this bit!

[drigonizer]

@BloodySilverFang hey here's something that could help "youtube downloader" google it you can save videos and watch them on your mp3 at anypoint you want XD

[soldierfront03050]

Which special is this from?

[hititnholdit]

@soldierfront03050 Jammin' in New York

[itzkiwi17]

- the face he makes when he says water landing! LMAO

[Moshikashitenai]

That chick who's laughing that has that high-pitched voice is fucking annoying!

[sexyangelstarr]

Roof flies off! hahahha Awesome!

[crocswsocks]

@rosebudIII He probably flew Southwest, too.

[TenTonNuke]

Does anyone else notice the duck in the audience at 0:02? Listen carefully.