Chuck Norris Midget.

[m4z32003]

rofl priceless midget

[adu1991]

He looks like a bearded 8 year old XD

[Spartacus217]

God sucks sometimes.

[dukenthaylor]

1:14 - The Atlanta Falcons would be soooo proud of this move! lol

[dukenthaylor]

CAUTION: "Some" objects on the object in the mirror are bigger than "they" appear on the object they're on. What? Just take my word for it. REALLY, DUDE? Alright, fine. DON'T believe me, then, alright? Nah, nah! Wanna feel that way about it, go right ahead and back your happy ass up, then...IF you're all THAT! Nope! Find out for yourself, Mr Big Shot! But don't even THINK about looking at me when you find out the HARD way...because I'll just be ignoring you like always...

[Almightification]

How the hell could he have grown a beard?!

[8zero8HI]

I THINK I JUST PISSED MY PANTS

[Regenwurmbaendiger]

his cock looks really mighty ,thrue his pants !

[JerredM]

Looks like Dave Grohl from the foo fighters. lol

[yemanyaaa]

I want to kick it very badly

[spameron1980]

sponserd by baby gap

[trallawan]

I'm not sure if he is a midget or an amputated man

[SgtStacker12]

I WANT TO KICK IT??????

ooh rah

[otep67]

is this real???? xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Gannnjjjjjaaaaaaa]

I WANT TO KICK IT

[TheGothSoul]

Zohaaaaaan!!!!



[Morenob]

Everybody remembers ''Perfect Cell'' well this is one of Chucks

[sethtanel]

wer is the Chuck Norris? at least baby Zohan is present. go baby Go

[Cwervy]

Now that is some pissy zum.

[Kiwigrunt]

"dah pissy zhuummm, dah pissy zhuuummmm, zhummpermukky doo noo yoda!! - words to live by.

[dukenthaylor]

@Kiwigrunt

Translation: I'm-a-blow her lil' back the fuck...OUUUUUT wit' my yield sign!

[Cwervy]

Best video ever.

[goatbelly369]

Holy Shit,This Pint sized Serpico has got some moves,Looks like he shoved an extra fat Hillshire Farms sausage in those tiny pants,Wow I have that shirt and it probably smells as bad ...Are those AIR JORDANS hes wearing?

[LeCatBlack]

that is clearly not a midget but some dude with a genetic disease

[rollingtomato]

@LeCatBlack this is clearly not water but instead, melted ice.

[LeCatBlack]

@rollingtomato ok midget is a genetic disease but if u look his hands are deformed

[SuperGman213]

the Uploader comments dosent have because,Chuck Norris...

[JeanCoubat]

when the camera zoomed out and zommed back in I was like "Oh he's not here anymo.. ohh ! I see what you did there"

[JeanCoubat]

funny little thing is funny

[DeathKnightPooter]

is that his dick ??????

or a jumbo cucumber

[MrArmin123456789]

alien`?



[NKVism3]

Thalidomidal and freaky, yes, but one must admit, that little dude DOES have some moves. Better rhythm than me... I cannot condemn this guy, he's probably not on welfare, minds his own business, and at least he tries. The enviromental impact he causes is probably, er, HALF of what mine is, so he gets karma points. I like to shake his hand, er, flipper, er, whatever those stubby little things are.

[lonestarw0lf]

if you took a picture of his head you'd never notice his body dangling there

[gumpster74]

I wish somebody would run through that field and drive him in his normal sized head

[dfhohj]

not real his lips are not moving with the music wtf

[Hundrings]

@dfhohj ever heard of videos that are out of sync? this is one of them. the song and video are original.

[dfhohj]

@Hundrings are you serious ..*(&(*^*^$^&%_)(

[darklight151]

Chuck Norris , he aint !!!

[SuperSpacecoyote]

Nominated for new Rick Roll.

[dfhohj]

@SuperSpacecoyote cant call it that dweeb dip

[InvaderZimFan101]

the body to leg ratio is.............. amazing

[AstonVilla82thebest]

If Fabregas & Gattuso had a "LOVECHILD" This is what it would look like.

[roviprog87]

He's identical to the italian football player Genaro Gatusso, i wish i have a beard like that

[falcaonet]

@roviprog87 Indeed there's some resemblance to Gattuso.This is also based on his height.lol

[TheIVGamer]

America is a strange strange country... O_O

[dukenthaylor]

@TheIVGamer Xb...You REALLY should get out more!

Why not start with a comprehensive tour of Asia? THEY have countries where people eat shit, glass, and dead, yolky chick/egg zygotes!

Note that i said shit BEFORE glass, so that you wouldn't mistake such graphic realisms for euphemisms.

[sebasboner]

is it me or I cant help but to see how is package is bigger than his hands !!!???!!!

[ChanticleerHegemony]

Dude looks more like Kenny Loggins.

[elvorette]

HAHA looks like tom cruise

[TheMishtak]

hahaha he is cooler than jb

[ManDemBassic]

Is that Tom Cruise.....?! :-p

[sSATANZILLAa]

i think that is what all Chuck Norris's turds are like

[MichaelGetachew]

This went double platinum in bagdad.

[6fork]

He´s penis can touch the floor while he stands up.

How about you ;)

[olibaron]

Yeah Roy.. You Are really at it..

[XxHaCkZuXx]

his nut r this size each {}

[vxBitchesDontFartvx]

chuck norris- so much midget, for just one midget...

[cceessaarr234]

pea sized craps..

[anzixu007]

HIS FACE IS LIKE "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

[xheadhunterx]

Andrei Arlowski

[darphinparis]

does he have knees?

[bench595]

who cut his legs off?

[BallsOnFire83]

@bench595 god nature call it what you want

[MrPlayboybundy]

ow look a video of JB's father

he looks just like his son so sweet!!

XD

[Voncroix]

How funny would he look on a toilet???

[anzixu007]

THIS IS SPARTA!!!

[nefilem]

@anzixu007 hahaha Yes it is :D

[TheBigBlueberry9876]

NO!......that's Billy Mays!

[USMCandanimallover]

Where are his knees????

[EnjoiCodyHarrison]

Hes packin.

[darklight151]

@EnjoiCodyHarrison  where? I it DEPENDS ?? 0r is he wearing depends??

[Killmatic5000]

I don't fucking think so

[iEatMinxyPeopleOMNOM]

Favourites.

[MrEvilcannibal]

This is kanye west as a child....

[lilgangster123321]

lmao this was so random

[resistanceunion]

When he gets a hard on hes using it as a third leg.

[zmileyman]

@resistanceunion lol... I'm jake the Peg..,..with an extra leg ...ha ha

[MrPinaka]

how the fuck did i end up watching this shit. ha ha ha

[funnycracker66]

looks like a terrorist

[cheeman19]

When I become ruler of all things midget... This lil nugget will be my Thursday night entertainment.

[lasku0007]

@cheeman19 lmfao

[imthedog12]

thats fucken creepy

[VaIious]

just reading the comments make me rofl

[Mulletcatass]

just why?!

[AZBINION]

WTF!

[femaleguitaristgroup]

LMAO!!!!!!!!! XD

[TheSICKTENDENCIES]

Are those Red FILA's on his Feet?..Zum ZUm...Zum!

[TheSICKTENDENCIES]

Arab Chuck...What's up with that Grill?

[jismasta]

wow, did any one else notice that buldge in his pants..........

[cvetok15]

he looks like my mom!!!

no mom, just kidding...

mom? NO MOM! i didnt mean... MOOOOM!!!

[mototopo43]

è un mostro!!!!

[limauze]

MACHA MIDGETS !!!

[USARTINBLOB]

this is sparta!!!!!!!

[okmpla]

his legs are disturbing

[TheMidgetworld]

hahahahahahaha he has no legs just stumps!

[Tibian50]

aaaAAAAAAHAHAHHAHA WHAT THE FUCK!?!? THIS IS INDIA!!! lol

[killzone21]

AAHHHHHH KILL IT!!

[xteecful]

some kinda midget Zohan xD

[CrimsonDIEnamo101]

@xteecful XD i thought that!!!!!!

[windson7]

that midget is a spy

[Sankanyu]

this is just wrong....

[2291chainsaw]

this is my strong hand

[RandomTV5]

that is 1 pimpin' midget

[PantyhoseLos]

He probably gets more girls than I do. 

[RampagingKoala01]

that was scarry....

[zmileyman]

zum zum zum.... run run run...shit i can't.... bum bum bum

[zmileyman]

must be tough for him on a friday night... out for some beers .. wants to get wasted... but he already legless

[glasseay]

this is madness

-NO - THIS - IS - SPAAAARTAAAAA !!!!

[MrCcbcc]

0.o

[LowLowSpinners]

FUCKIN PAKI MIDGET!!!11

[gavva2250]

bet he gets all the pussy 0:42 zun zun zun

[gerardocarlos]

WTF hahahahaaaaaa

[walnutpearl]

HIT THAT FUCKING MIDGET IN THE FACE WITH A BRICK!!!!

[exoaable]

first i thought he was wearing a hat

[muiemirceasandu]

he is like a midget version of ....chuck norris... because of the hair and the strenght in his moves

[mythologian1]

WHO GAVE THIS MIDGET A WHOLE FUCKIN KEG OF BEER?!?!?!?!?!?!

[LADYGAGAvEMO]

its fucking zac dingle

[eldiablo9604]

hes an amputee, amputee's make me laugh :)

[eldiablo9604]

THIS.....IS....SPARTAAAAAAA!

[RandomTV5]

EPIC MIDGETNESS!!!!!

[wherestheshroomsyo]

who does shit like this

[SpacemanDOUG]

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris does impressions of Midgets.

[THETexJWP]

Wow, Barry Gibb is MUCH smaller up close...

[DannyParker2010]

Zack Dingle lol

[luv2hatejerry]

WHO THE FUCK TOLD HIM THIS WAS SEXY

[luv2hatejerry]

oh yeah...the last thing I need is a camel hopper midget trying to seduce me with his tantalizing hip thrust

[lasku0007]

@luv2hatejerry how about non-camel hopper midget?

[bbuncey]

@luv2hatejerry best comment ever

[DubWuffer]

thats my dad...

[BlacKxVortex]

@DubWuffer hes cool man ;]

[stringshredder]

YOU DONT MESS WITH THE ZOHAN! HAHAHA

[SCarsjens]

Now that is something I would like to see someone on Fear Factor attempt to eat!

[monkeymustard]

its a shame that tv doesnt expose more midget adventures, this guy would win midget xfactor for definate. He's probably the clubs biggest dance king.

[DrPracticleHat]

why does he not shake his head? he has the hair for it, and everyone knows it goes down a treat...

[merlin1111100]

this actually chuck norris's twin brother who fought in the vietnam war and lost limbs

[jdogg19892000]

Why he doing part of a Alpha Phi Alpha stroll at 1:17

[Faunatik]

ROFL! His facial expressions, and the mad camera zoom tricks at 2:08 ... That guy is crazy, but he's got some interesting moves! XD

[bastonydaga]

@Faunatik *in* *out* *in* *out* can you get down on these moves??? No freakin way! Cuz his face says these are MY skills!! Mad azz skillz boyeee!

[Faunatik]

@bastonydaga Lol, I wouldn't even try to steal his moves 'cause I'd ruin the dance for sure! I'll leave it to the master. (And I don't know what kind of song this is, but it fits perfectly with this video!)

[Bangcat]

This is.... Sparta...lite?

[Justas923]

I can break these cuffs! Chuck Norris midget sure can!

[pomboy11]

seriously.....no joke.....one of the best vids i have ever seen in my life! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah­a

[TheRealSiguy]

LOL WUT

[Lil1995RockSTAR]

this video was better if they put the song sexy back in the background xD

[BCHAPPYTREES]

this is what I have been searching for my whole life

[bastonydaga]

@BCHAPPYTREES and now i've found it... now what do I do>>>> Tell the world about it!!!!!!!!!

[PredatorKillsAlien]

Looks kinda like Tom Cruise

[busterbear13]

I say its the True Zohan!

[kickmydog1234]

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

[nbryc]

Cotton Hill.

[eier]

he ain't got no shins :(

[xrubic]

CcamelToe/Knuckles on a midget, sweet

[MissTwinkleCakes]

Thats classic!!! Toss that guy up in tree!!

[daday268]

Chuck Nidget

[frylock48]

omg i want to sodomize him so bad

[1001Lai]

lol midgets are so funny looking

[XaviersSecretary]

Maan... that guy was seriously hit with the midget trait.

[benji5]

if chuck norris would about that the internet would not exist anymore because he would have roundhouse kicked it

[hasbha]

haha at 2:45-2:48

[2L3G1T2QU1T]

i cant stop watching

[TheKirb90]

This video is misleading and bisexual

[hotshotratchet]

He looks more like solid snake

[discoe23]

u think ur hot shit dont u

[jondohnson77]

Holy Christ...I think I just blew a funny fuse :I

[Firegrunt360]

only on the internet

[RegdarKhrast]

I think that's Billy Mays not Chuck Norris man

[viperx4wert]

wow...... just..... wow.....

[MrMicraphone]

Give me my shorts back you little fkr !

[hasbha]

chuck norris would be digusted in this!

[tapupartforpres]

This dude wins Grammy's every year in Iran.

[yhposolihP]

When he looks at me... he stares into my soul... and then pelvic thrusts it...

...oh sweet God, no...

[besson94]

You better start run!... He's gonna kill you for this video. xD

[Joshystyle]

This song is starting to mesmerize me....

[glitch941]

hahahahahaha. wtf man hahaha

[cressy7]

more like chuck nugget lol

[shroopliss]

Dear God, someone call immigration!