When I'm high I turn on my black light and pretend to trip the hell out and look at my posters colors xD Then I notice the lint on my shirt and start pickin them out instead of enjoying the high I do have. Engvall, you're not the only one lmfao!
i wish someone would put up the video about him in the jet or whatever at the end and how he was cool for the first time in his life. that part is just hilarious. lol
@controllindy lmao be careful. the first time i heard that i nearly died from laughing. i still continued to giggle every few seconds for like a half hour afterward. i had seen the tv version of it and laughed but the dvd version with all the cut out parts was just priceless lol.
@apocalypticaluvr Hey, I found it on Metacafe - it's in two parts. Search for Bill Engvall Flies, watch the first part, then you will see the next part over on the right.. Enjoy
George Strait is the coolest and sadly...I would act like the worlds biggest dork if I ever met him. Engvall is halarious
evansco2 2 weeks ago
Ron Paul 2012
nggaplz 2 weeks ago
When I'm high I turn on my black light and pretend to trip the hell out and look at my posters colors xD Then I notice the lint on my shirt and start pickin them out instead of enjoying the high I do have. Engvall, you're not the only one lmfao!
DCMACollectives 1 month ago
FUCK YEAH RON PAU- Oh yeah....this is a Bill Engvall video...
HayleeHalogenX 1 month ago
The scooter part has me crying, every single freaking time!
Only two comedians has me in laughing that hard, bill engvall and dylan moran.
Nekinna2402 1 month ago 2
i love to watch Bill Engvall he is the most funniest guy i ever have watch.
adalyschumacher 2 months ago
Y'all's funny, my da gum belly hurts from laughin' Now I gotta brush up on my game cause ya set the bar kinda high.
dagearjammer 3 months ago
2 people are dungeons and dragons dorks
turtleman5551 3 months ago
My dad's first car was also a gremlin!
Gamemaster12435 3 months ago
i wonder how his wife feels while watching this..
MsFootballplaya2 3 months ago
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MsFootballplaya2 3 months ago
He reminds me of my dad soo much lol
slugger9236 3 months ago
Warner Music Group? This is stand-up comedy...
EnsignN7 3 months ago
Came to America, found steak, was happy.
w4vezf9a 5 months ago
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ilovetogofast88 5 months ago
@fatcuntist
You suck!!
MrGeorgestrait97 6 months ago
shame on you, Bill. You should be proud of who you are! Being a dork is not a bad thing!!!! BE YOURSELF!!!!!
joshflitterfan 6 months ago
"I'm a little dork" *laugh* A Dork is a Whale penis!
Questioners24 7 months ago
George the Strait lol
BigBoss3254 7 months ago
1 person likes dungeons and dragons
Shiftyboyz3 7 months ago
DORK! LOL XD
EdwardsAlterEgo 8 months ago
"you can't tell people to kiss your ass on a SCOOTER!!!"
LOL
TheLitafan7 10 months ago 3
@TheLitafan7 cause they just might LOL xD
Snakebite142 9 months ago
@Snakebite142 LOL yep XD
TheLitafan7 9 months ago
@TheLitafan7
cuz they just might!
LOL
QuarstyAndZack 8 months ago
@QuarstyAndZack lol yeah
TheLitafan7 8 months ago
mmmmmm scooter mmmmm
sbxl86 10 months ago
The text on the back of the helmet "If you don't love america, kiss my ass" must have been small as hell lol.
Poperzc 11 months ago 3
dude u got a cigarette? XD
JuggaletteHC 1 year ago 2
i wish someone would put up the video about him in the jet or whatever at the end and how he was cool for the first time in his life. that part is just hilarious. lol
apocalypticaluvr 1 year ago 4
@apocalypticaluvr Me too! I heard it on Sirius and almost wrecked because I laughed so hard..
controllindy 1 year ago
@controllindy lmao be careful. the first time i heard that i nearly died from laughing. i still continued to giggle every few seconds for like a half hour afterward. i had seen the tv version of it and laughed but the dvd version with all the cut out parts was just priceless lol.
apocalypticaluvr 1 year ago
@apocalypticaluvr Hey, I found it on Metacafe - it's in two parts. Search for Bill Engvall Flies, watch the first part, then you will see the next part over on the right.. Enjoy
controllindy 1 year ago
@controllindy yay! awesomeness! thank you much!
apocalypticaluvr 11 months ago
@apocalypticaluvr
the best part by far!
QuarstyAndZack 8 months ago
@QuarstyAndZack omg i know right? i swear to god when i first saw it i couldn't breathe i was laughing so hard lmao.
apocalypticaluvr 8 months ago 2
Wanna Be AMARILLO BY MORNIN? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!~
Hysteria200 1 year ago
i told my wife i wanted a motorcycle for my birthday. she goes, "yeah, that'd be cool!"
..........
she shows up with a SCOOTER!
black88keys 1 year ago 5
my favorite part of 15 degrees off cool was when he was talking bout how his wife got him a scooter and he had wanted a motorcycle
DevilsandDragons 1 year ago 2
look at all the colors in da posterrrr!! :O
AngelleDarke 1 year ago 20
@AngelleDarke look at the lint on my jacket :(
aaronzack14 11 months ago
@AngelleDarke look at all the lint on my shirt.. lol
Lorten1986 3 months ago
@AngelleDarke Im the guy in the corner going " look at all the lint on my shirt"
Dnote147 1 month ago
hes my favorite
TheChickenman138 1 year ago 2
bill engvall is epic
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