Lady Gaga - "I Smell Marijuana. Who is Not Sharing?!" in San Jose

[designerproductions]

The girl on the phone is annoying. 

[designerproductions]

In the beginning I thought that was grannie panties.

[LoneCookie]

@designerproductions LOL me too!!

[retrodice]

shes somken in this video

[retrodice]

shes is super hot and i love ladd gaga

[RareHarmony]

What exactly do you call hermaphrodites? She? He? It? I guess in her case "she," hence the whole "Lady" thing...

[pingpongball34]

ho

[thnk4urself]

goddamn she's got a great body

[BlayneYudis]

this girl has a winky

[fruscianteman]

She looks really hot in this live clip.

[missoptimus]

"i smell marijuana...who's not sharing?!"  haha san jose do me proud!!!

[THX11003]

She is very pretty, i admire her respect for Gays. You go, girl! WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT!

[mustained300]

great body, she has a nice ass

[MrRegMackworthy]

He has a giant penis.

[SheelaShay]

@MrRegMackworthy more like a big Vagina!! Obviously you have no education in anatomy or common sense!!

[MrRegMackworthy]

@SheelaShay Wow, that's very impressive. You can ascertain my level of education based one sentence. Let me spell it out for you. I was insinuating that the Madonna knock-off known as Lady Gaga is actually a male. I hope this helps your understanding of sarcasm and comedy. You may go back to dreaming about that hermaphrodite Lady Gaga actually having talent. Or go die in a fire, I don't give a fuck.

[SheelaShay]

@MrRegMackworthy yep very uneducated, why dont you study Anatomy of a female body.... Lady Gaga is not the queen of anything.....SHES THE GOD OF EVERYTHING, you are her slave!!

[MrRegMackworthy]

@SheelaShay Okay dipshit. Call me when she does something original.

[SheelaShay]

@MrRegMackworthy thats right walk away

[MrRegMackworthy]

@SheelaShay Just like a cunt to get the last word in when they have absolutely no content to their intellect, character or substance. Here's a tip you stupid fuck; it you want the last word have something to say with meaning. Not "walk away" or "that's what I thought” That may carry substance in the world you live in, but in the real world it ain't shit and neither are you. Go die in a fire.

[SheelaShay]

@MrRegMackworthy Your obviously mad because you no Lady Gaga aint a tranny, and in your mind (your fucked up mind) you say to yourself that lady gaga has a penis...all these years you were one of those sacks of shit you believes rumors to make yourself have entertainment, and all you guys who hate on Gaga know shes a better fuck than any girl you will ever meet but your penis is to small for Lady Gaga, so like i said walk away

[MrRegMackworthy]

@SheelaShay First off, its "know" not "no". Second, your English is terrible. And third it doesn't matter if all things you say are true. Lady Gaga is an unoriginal copy cat artist who is not doing anything that hasn't been done by Madonna or in the world Trance and Electronica 10-15 years earlier.We would never know if he/she could actually sing because he/she's voice is auto tuned and manipulated.What he/she is good at is being a fag hag and gay icon. That's it. Now go die in a fire already.

[SheelaShay]

@MrRegMackworthy only people who cant walk away quietly or have nothing else to say that they know they have no i dea what their talking about targets english or spelling!! PATHETIC WASTE OF MATTER YOU ARE!!! NO WALK AWAY LADY GAGA WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER!!

[MrRegMackworthy]

@SheelaShay Is that what you told your English teacher in high school? Did it work back then? Because in my experience that is what stupid fucks say when they're too stupid to understand simple concepts.What does "No walk away" mean? What exactly will Lady Gaga always be better than? And here is my last question, because I know this is hard for you. Are you mentally retarded? Because if you are I'll take it easy on you. I only ask because you seem to be having a hard time with communication.

[SheelaShay]

@MrRegMackworthy again targeting spelling, man what a waste o thyme(just to piss your little 8 year old brain off)

[MrRegMackworthy]

@SheelaShay Nice evasion of the question you fucking illiterate. Why don't you quit wasting time on youtube and go back to job giving rim jobs at the local truck stop?

[SourRenee]

@MrRegMackworthy why don't you grow up and just stop?? if you don't like lady gaga good for you. but asking someone to die in a fire, or if they are retarded is just overly cruel. I'm 14 and i would never say that to anybody. All you gotta do is click the dislike button under the video, and go to the next one and just do the same. It shouldn't be that hard...

[MrRegMackworthy]

@SourRenee Quiet junior, the adults are talking.

[SheelaShay]

@MrRegMackworthy because i dont live anywhere near a truck stop i live in a healthy rich neighborhood my parents each make $100,000-$250,000 a year and i have a wonderful job at starbucks making $23 an hour....very dry comeback dude. If your going to insult someone with a comeback you know you do and cant admit to it, you have something wrong with you and need therapy immediately!! And again you've just proven my point of being a wast of time and matter!! FUCK OFF

[MrRegMackworthy]

@SheelaShay What is a "wast of time"? You'd better enjoy your Starbucks job. Because if they're paying their employees $23 per hour they will go broke very soon, lol. You don't have to lie. You're getting $23 per blow job at the truck stop. Which for you I'm sure seems like a lot of money. Although if you could blow 20 truckers per hour, you'd me on your way buying that sex changer operation you've always wanted. And lastly, If I'm such a "wast" of time, why do keep responding?

[SheelaShay]

@MrRegMackworthy DUDE have more self esteem and stop talking about what you do for a living no one wants to know that...and stop the jealousy!! I have a better life than you, lets face it i earn more money than you, and my parent earn more than yours plus you combined in your entire lifetime, no need to cry over spilled milk..GET OVER IT!!

[MrRegMackworthy]

@MrRegMackworthy Okay dipshit, whatever you say. I know the truth and you obvious don't have a job at all. Thats okay for you though, you can still suck off mommy and daddies tits all your life. Just remember, if you're a Lady Gaga fan and a male, that means you'll soon catch AIDS from gay sex if you already haven't. I suggest you prepare your parents for this. I'm sure dad will be VERY proud, lol. Who knows, maybe you two already pound each other in the ass "family style".

[GaYbOymONSTEr97]

@MrRegMackworthy fuck u asshle for talking to someone like that stupid whore fuck u go rot in hell

[MrRegMackworthy]

@GaYbOymONSTEr97 How's that AIDS working out for ya faggot? Got plenty of AZT on hand?

[Monsterzask]

LOL a whole wardrobe change, I love her

[sockmonkeydoo]

helping homeless gay youths is a wonderful cause but I don't think one is born that way but thats just my personal belife.

[LRDuhBEAST]

Minaj's *

[LRDuhBEAST]

Haah ! " I'm Nicki Minak's Worst NightMare . "

[konjojara]

Dammn she has a sexy body<3

[123435454646453434]

@konjojara too bad her face is ugly as shit

[MrRegMackworthy]

@konjojara If you're into trannies.

[lazerliam29]

@konjojara meh.

[pruitttrey18]

she actually has a nice body, she looks kinda hot in this vid

[HEEMHerbals]

it must of been the weeed title that led me to this lame shit.

[auntdonut35]

pot should be legal i have family and freinds who do it i cant so who cares nicki minaj is a joke compared to gaga i love lady shes fukn awesome if someone said u have to listen to nicki minaj or die id die im a real die hard music fan

[HEEMHerbals]

@auntdonut35

then your obviously gay (there's nothing wrong with that) and don't know shit about music!

[thenalabear27]

@auntdonut35 that was the most incoherent nonsense comment i've ever seen, what are you like 6? you are obviously not a music fan and please refrain from sharing any of your opinions with anybody

[KaleeCali]

@thenalabear27 Everyone has their own opinion. Just because you like her doesn't mean everyone has to.

[thenalabear27]

@KaleeCali what the hell, just because i like who? i sure as shit dont like lady gaga or fucking nicki minaj if thats what your accusing me of, which just means you cant read for shit since i didnt say i like either of them. i was just letting that person know they sound retarded saying they love lady gaga and are a die hard music fan in the same sentence

[basketballjocks]

@auntdonut35 no you wouldnt. you wouldnt die. dont say stupid shit

[LileeSoeliani19]

love her hair

[mpd1187]

Who smokes weed at Lady Gaga?

[YouAssassinTube]

did someone scream at 1:50

[koolperson818]

FUCK she DOES say Mickey Mouse. It was a LOT better when it was Nicki Minaj. poop

[akalashay]

wow i was watching a video about david and goliath how did i end up over here?

[TheSoundtrackOfGaGa]

she says MICKEY MOUSE'S not nicki minaj's.



[ConnorStretches]

Lady Ganja.



[modelrocketscientist]

Dope fiend!

[18BennyBlanco]

Sh sas im Miky Zouses worst nightmre!

[Sativafreya]

ahahhaa

[CityTrafficPuzzle403]

wtf that chick she calls sounds like a cartoon character. Jesus she kinda looks like it too

[Baylorchick20]

Like my status if you smoke marijuana with Gaga!

[XxCUDDERxX3]

@Baylorchick20 this isnt facebook...its not a status queer

[Baylorchick20]

@XxCUDDERxX3 u didnt like my status!!!!

[pinotgrigio89]

She looks gorgeous with her hair cut that way

[fatherjon908]

id fuck the shit out of her

[gangstazombiekilla]

She's actually hot. Oh damn she's hot.

[xavierp0nce]

Omfg best WIG on her EVER

[MrWtfWhyTheFace]

OMG is that her that screams at 1:49?

[thewiz4]

did she just call and audience member haha

[PoseidonKross2009]

Lots of good energy! Love it! :)

[surayyn2hotmail]

she's so fucking lucky T_T

[Itsmeeman1]

@surayyn2hotmail  'she'? LMFAO!

[surayyn2hotmail]

@Itsmeeman1 Yeah! The girl that Gaga called

[Itsmeeman1]

@surayyn2hotmail You think it's a girl? Where did you learn biology? Guatamala? lol

[surayyn2hotmail]

@Itsmeeman1 and are you fucking blind? It's a woman. And stop with your sarcasm it's fucking annoying. You know if you're wrong just admit it and get the fuck out. moron

[LonelyRhoads]

@Itsmeeman1 Surayyn is right, you're not funny. You're comment is just redundant.

[EmmaCharmed]

@LonelyRhoads.and repetetive

[yummyberrzzzzzzz]

wish i had her body damn ..lol luv mama monster

[MsMicha20]

@MrMonsterforlife1 YOU ARE STUPID.

[MrMonsterforlife1]

she stupid

[PAULINARUBIOus]

@MrMonsterforlife1 ur stupid

[CreeepitReal]

oh shitttttttttt this is in my hometownnnn

[TheMetalDot]

was the next song she sang telephone? cuz if it was that'd be just to freakin perfect!

[speyerboy01]

@TheMetalDot "...hold on I'm getting another phone call..... Hello? Beyonce?" cue Telephone

[TheMetalDot]

@speyerboy01 heh heh nice! I'm just crazy jelous of you b/c you got to go to monster ball!

[SuperLink517]

I would have been sooo much more excited if she'd called me haha

[michaelwuzthere]

Female 13-17

Female 18-24

Male 45-54 O_o

[tacticalpandaplus]

So... her friend is Gabriel Iglesias..?

[iramae9]

she's always cute i love it!

[GoghsMissingEar]

That girl she calls sounds so fake....

[yyttroll]

Gaga is an ugly transsexual with a small penis

[SuperUnicorn12]

she has a penis

[StormieLette420]

i like marijuana ._.

[extereo]

I like how I can see her ass crack...

[KwHGaming1]

@extereo id lick it, just sayin

[michaeljacksonisnotd]

I hate people who think this video is soooo funny...her humor is so fucking dumb that it makes me fucking sick...trying to act so positive and make jokes but sound so stupid fucking gay whore

[alisonrosexx]

@michaeljacksonisnotd You don't know what you're talking about, so please keep your shit opinions to yourself.

[michaeljacksonisnotd]

@alisonrosexx fagga fan

[Fythless]

@michaeljacksonisnotd You're really creative.

[Cheryle33Stardoll]

@michaeljacksonisnotd You hate lady gaga yet you worship a paedophile? Yeah, we're the stupid ones..

[theinguide]

Gaga.. 

[michaeljacksonisnotd]

yeah, and gay people created god..How dumb u must be to say that?

[dmckoy91]

@michaeljacksonisnotd gay people didnt create god, but the people who created god were totally gay

[michaelwuzthere]

@michaeljacksonisnotd OBVIOUS troll name

[ahaokejbecca]

that girl on the phone is calm...

[monsterfefegaga]

linda mesmo

[ahool69]

lady gaga is beautiful, really !

[LAURAGOESGAGA]

OMG gaga is so funny, I love her

[njeckariri]

shes funny :)

[dzc4627]

The call is like..staged right? IM confused someone please respond v.v

[shibby1614]

@dzc4627 it's not staged. when people are entering the arena they fill out info cards and are told that Gaga will call one of them during the show. before this part of the video of the Monster Ball the fan is chosen and informed that they will be talking to her. So the lucky fan has time to calm themself down and think about what they want to say before Gaga actually talks to them

[dzc4627]

@shibby1614 Oh. Thankyou Very Much!!! That makes sence :)

[koolperson818]

"I'm Nicki Minaj's worst nightmare"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lol

I'm not much of a Nicki Minaj fan... GO GAGA!!!! hahaha

[YoItsNohelyDumadag]

@koolperson818 she doesnt say nicki minaj

[koolperson818]

@YoItsNohelyDumadag yep. she does, and i LOVE that she does. She is ABSOLUTELY Nicki Minaj's worst nightmare, the little Gaga copyoff!

[Jock4Jesus]

>>----knee----►

[TheLadyTatou]

@Jock4Jesus COMOOON i saw this fucking old joke everywhere on youtube but PLEASE, not on a lady gaga's video !!!!

[mrsshellyanne]

oh i get so many presents...XD i love you gaga!!!

[devinbequiet]

I don't really like lady gaga, but because of this I think I like her just a little bit more.

[vikingbush]

Where's the weed part?

[thatkindofxGIRF9]

@vikingbush Just after she puts on the shirt she says I smell marijuana

[MusicForYourFunk]

wow, she actually looks pretty darn cute here.

color me surprised.

[ariesleorising]

Muffin top? She has a GREAT figure!

[annedwards1000]

imma monster raww

[gsmaster42]

@annedwards1000 immah firring mah lazer

[Mscaro846]

she seems like a little and cute girl picking up things from the floor!

LOVE THAT!!! LOVE HER!

[gaudyjewlreydiamond]

God shut the fuck up about her "muffin top". You probably don't look any better. And to all of you haters that make fun of her for being different? Your all too scared to do anything like that yourselves. So if you don't like her, why click on the video?

[hansdebartolo3]

Yeah, like she can't afford to buy her own weed

[mocinho04]

tranny show

[TheDUFUS13]

1:28 SO CUTE <3

[FiestyCat86]

Oh she's got muffin tops....hoooonneeeeyyyy...puhl­ease take them shorts off they are killing your hips.

[darkchameleon123]

"stop giving me presents OH THATS CUTE" lol shes cool

[HausofCarlos]

im not for mariJ but thats hella funny! love Gaga

[graemekennedy89]

Interacting with the audience is SO SO SO SO important...and a lot of artists seem to forget that. Lady Gaga gives fans their moneys-worth; not just in her performances, but in her dedication and appreciation for her fans. An amazing woman.

[MrRealityinc]

lol who is not sharing

[ehTsuomynonA]

my own phone started ringing just as she called the fan lol!

[ladygagafan819]

that chick she called seemed so chill about talking on the phone with gaga... i wouldve been like screaming and crying and freaking out!!!

[MrSupermanpavel]

@FaustHammcher13 Ok i agree i just say that 4 me it's anoying

[jessluvslifeofficial]

I was there! AHH that was the best night of my life!!

[MostLikelyOnline]

oh god i love her

[cool22able]

INFOWARS.COM

[MrSupermanpavel]

Her breathing in the mic is fuckin anoying

[FaustHammacher13]

@MrSupermanpavel you try dancing around on a stage and singing for an hour and see how you do.

[graemekennedy89]

@MrSupermanpavel Well, I'd like to see you inhale and exhale silently if you were running around stage dancing like crazy and singing your heart out. She is a performer. YOU'RE FUCKING ANNOYING.

[Landisha]

lmao omg I love this! :) <3

[mauralove93]

Thumbs up if you thought she looked like a little kid on the thumbnail..... :D

[heartagramchild33]

Love this woman, Love this woman, Love this WOMAN! <3

[mauralove93]

LOL. Gaga: HIII!!

[HitMyBro]

that girl thats talking to her thru the fone is a tiiiiiiiiiny bit annoying.... -_-

[SCENEdollyx]

her hair is so perfect.

[PLANETGRADY]

I was front row at this concert!!

[JadaLoveBlacksmith13]

fucking assshole starts laughn at arund 4.00 after Lady Gaga says that there giving money to her charity for ppl tht were born gay and there parents didnt wunt them..u can hear tht asshole laughn.What a DICK..

[TheKlimatekontrol]

sounds fake like it was planned.

[DanceInTheDark711]

@TheKlimatekontrol it is planned. they tell you earlier that day! you enter a contest on virgin mobile.com before you go to the MB.

[slugtrail2]

She looks like a fucking crackwhore. Come ON people, really?

[finishcraps]

She look amazing with everything, her heart is more amazing then her look!

[xavierp0nce]

Gahd that hair looks amazing on her...

[rubyonyxsapphire]

I love her so fucking much.

[UrielMendoza408]

i was wondering what she thought that day

[missmermaiddddd]

can i just say that she is soooooooo cute?!?!

[TGIAustin911]

@ih8faggots1000 Please explain to me why?

[klassklassklass]

what a body

[xxstormxangelxx]

1:08 -- she talks about Born This Way wayy before it came out :O :D