Sandie Chavez

[lurch777]

I thought that audition was adorable. Bad, but adorable. Sandie is so sweet.

[catawba909]

lol, she sounds exactly like the girl that sings with Edward Maya on that song called "Stereo Love"...I think her name is Vika Jigulina.

[winrx]

She's looks kind of dumb and trashy - exactly my type

[JessBisme]

.... she needs to learn how to enunciate... lol. I could barely understand any of it.

[silversunned]

yea she sucks! :D

[rbermea]

You suck, bitch! Just like this year's Top 12 American Idol hopefuls. None of them cannot sing.

[silversunned]

@rbermea that's a double negative so it doesn't quite work

[drgns29]

Other door. Youd think they would at least be able to have 2 functioning doors after 7 years of the show. XD

[Lisa13245]

Is she can't take the heat get outta the kitchen hunnie!

You are in the wrong business! It's all about who says no!

[asti898]

that was weird lol

[MMMAUGUST18]

Ha, Simon thought Paula was gonna punch him. Ha! He blocked himself. A.I will never be the same to me w/out Paula next to Simon. I'm not watching season 9.

[vLes777]

This is so funny!

[oliverwright19]

Simon had a hard time there.....

[checharrua]

I think the voice is good, just the jibbering was bad.

[motsie]

jajjjaja

[danijelaellaela]

wtfffffffffffff........ahahaha­h

[blue12silver]

why is she crying ?

i mean if you want to be a singer in the business you have to take all the criticism

[Lisa13245]

Damn straight!

[kdwormy]

She has a great tone but she needs to annunciate and not start every jibberish word with the back of her throat.

[Ising4u93]

she sang for the mayor of Houston? poor guy...

[CanItAlready]

Another one who might benefit from recording her own singing and playing it back. Unless she's delusional, she'll hear what they heard.

[woodland105]

good job u tried ur best!

[jppuertorico85]

she couldn't have been serious?!

[natalienatales]

Oh Simon! What are we gonna do with you? He says the things I wish I had the guts to say.

[34784]

She looks like Summer Glau!

[Smashchampmavrik]

Lmfao!! it seems san antonio was turning san antondeaf ..lmao!!

[hlvs5]

she left simon embarassed.... :)

[nuboo]

I doubted her singing ability as soon as her talking voice started going off key...

How did the major stand this?

[sweetme905]

she should really really get classes!!!???!!!

[kissysakura]

shes pretty but she sucks

[2hot4u356]

cry me a river...she sucked

[Stormwern]

san antonedeaf, lol

[goodmeasure1200]

I have been looking all over for this. Hillarious. lmao

[lonerook860]

cry me a river, ghost features.

[MrChug]

"It was literally like some language I couldn't understand!"

[kristinasrb]

Neither could I. :D

[caribbeanfiyah]

man that sux for her. but she kinda sounded like kermit

[linkrazr]

words?!!....were there words to that?..what the eff was that??!!

[fabiolastico]

I agree with simon.. I didn't understand any word!

[atoblife]

this remains one of the funniest ever.

[SniperRifle7]

horrible

[lucilka]

they  were quite nice to her- but this girl is 21 , she should have known how to handle criticism !!

[doubleDdog09]

simon needs to shut his freakin gob! "well we went to houston one year" is a COMPLETE INSULT TO ME! houston DOES have talent! remember kady malloy? shes from houston and SHES talented! and beyonce! and I am from houston and i am a pretty good singer as well and you will hopefully see me next year on season 8. to PROVE that houston has talent!

[anonywho]

Houston probably does have good talent but Simon is right, that one season they went to Houston was awful. I think only like 10 people got picked to go to Hollywood. This is of course what they showed us on TV.

[doubleDdog09]

well that's because american idol is fake and rigged. i now have auditioned for season 9 in dallas and didn't make it through the PRODUCERS round! they only pick 200 out of the 11,000 people in the stadium to see the judges. and i know this because there were people there that i thought were REALLY GOOD and even better than me that didn't make it through the producers.

[doubleDdog09]

oh wait a second. david cook was born in houston as well.

[pattixox]

Hey nightpua: Maybe she is!!!!

[pattixox]

OMG! This is horrible,this girl cannot sing and she teaches music?? would you take singing lessons from her??

[ruseangirl]

PAULA! this is for people who really really sing! excellent! :)

[angelwingsofanime]

that was bad but good try! puala is my favourit judge she is so nice!

[akc431234]

What did Simon say at 2:01-2:02?

[buggyrider126]

paula says "oh, you dont have to apologize at all"

and simon says "well, she does a bit."

haha i couldnt stop laughing

[doubleDdog09]

san antonio is san an-TONE DEAF! lol

[jamaica2683]

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[facbrat]

simon cracks me up at 1:30

[BJagHalo]

"was that serious?"

..."WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAA! I'M GONNA CRY ALL THE TIME!"

[edumino]

DAMN !! :D:D

[yamagoof]

1:31 :)

[sizzles24]

aww how could she not know......

[irish102671]

WTF???

[cutegurl1020]

i thought simon was now really really harsh! now paula is a judge! she is honest but shes not cruel! but thats simon. but he should actually realize that he could just say you're not through. people are sensitive

[JRUNka]

but at the same time people are deluded... If she had a good voice, but she sang in tune, Simon would seem rude, but she has not! This is ridiculous to come there and try to sing when you don't have a singing voice at all...

Still I feel pitty for her, her dreams were destroyed by the harsh, rude person called Simon.

[JRUNka]

I mean even if she had a good voice but sang OUT of tune...

[fpdee06]

well we went to houston one year lol

[ahmadsyed05]

Paula: You dont have to apologize at all!!

Simon: Well she does a bit...

classic simon

[upperfreak]

omfg I feel bad for the mayor

[DecemberKing18]

IS THIS FOR REAL?

[mhan1502]

what the heck!!

[nightpua]

she's hot she should become a porn star

[govibe]

How the heck do you expect her to sing coherently when she can't even speak coherently?!

[Draculaslover]

heheh her singing was pretty funny, but you know whats funnier, they always go out the wrong side hehe,, like very audition simon has said ' the other door' ..

[audan2006]

paula was about to beat simon down xD

[0ccult]

i couldn't even tell that this was black velvet, cause i luv that song and i couldn't even tell it was that. even if i could understand her, i still think the singing was bad

[doubleDdog09]

im from houston, too. i think she was faking it. she slides her voice too much and it makes it sound like shes trying to fake it, or maybe shes just tone deaf. even I'M much better than that. i hope they come back to houston so I can audition.

[AOFB031985]

Oh and she lies.. She's NOT a music teacher.

She's a Checker at Target in North Houston.

And High School wasn't ready for her when I went there with her. The world wasn't ready for anything she has.

[tayxo101]

This is fuckin classic! LMAO

[ambulancevsanjanelle]

LMFAO!!!! wtf WAS she saying?!?!?

^_____^

[youloserxd]

you know what i think?!!! huh?

i loved it!!!

loser!!

gawd. shut up okay?

even though she is my mom doesnt mean shit.

now SHUT UP!!

[StreetDreamer36]

That, I think, was the funniest audition I've ever seen on AI. It sounded like she was choking. I did kind of feel bad for her though.

[AWhitProductions]

Kenny Rogers!?!?!

[cldaniela]

poor girl i feel sorry 4 her

[CaptCapitalism]

sounds like shes taking a dump while smoking pot

[kissobsessed]

I noticed that a lot of tone deaf people hold/plug their ears when they sing. I don't know why...

[elviraadam]

i sing better in the shower!! hahahah

[blakergrl1001]

i have a mojor headake now and the scary thing is im not lying i do have a major headake

[chuckyrules]

why is she holding her ears when she is singing?

anyone know????????

[XxGoodbyeNormalsxX]

It's because she vibes off the audience's mood

[chuckyrules]

oh, thanx anyway

[blade4jw]

This hoe sang for Mayor McCheese

[brainy1996]

And by stupid I also mean tone-deaf

[brainy1996]

The mayor of Houston must be stupid then.....

[ffalcons102]

and deaf

[blade4jw]

Whats the fuck what she is saying?

[chuckyrules]

god knows,

i cannot understand a word that womans saying,

[HabsAbby]

LOL

[roxiepoxie88]

She lied.

[sugarbobaker]

Simon's face at 1:30-1:31. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[LadyDeath092]

poor girl she was terrible

[winrx]

Sandie is a lovely and charming young lady - she is in no way tawdry or garish.

[LFRxo828]

winrx ur funny!

[winrx]

Boy, I can never get enough of the heavy eyeshadow and bright lipstick look... :)

[LFRxo828]

shes hilarious

[ladyboy20]

It sounds like she is having a painful shit.... like Bjork... or w/e its name is

[GracefullTiger]

ahahahahahaha like Bjork.. having a painful shit ahahahaha

[liina000]

i can't believe that she sang for the mayor.

[h3dg3]

thats why i dont like blues

[ffalcons102]

yeah and for those who did after hearing this they probably dont either lol

[lekotar]

SHE CRIED WE'RE HAPPY!

[winrx]

Date her? Hells yeah - I'd tell what a superstar she is!!

:p

[cassdoublel]

ooo. hasnt anyone evur told her they cant understand her???i like simons face at 1:30...LOL

[fariasrr]

i would date her ,

[AOFB031985]

I went to HS with her... This is how it was DAILY.

[mallorydiane]

I went to HS with her, too. You are right. It was daily.

[IndieAndrea]

And Fullen never put her in a musical position for this reason exactly.

[XCocoaCutieX]

When I watched this when it aired of Fox... I never laughed so hard....i just couldn't understand anything she said except black velvet...lol...

[shannobi]

1:31. Bwaha!

[tarzanrican69]

Her aim screenname is PRSNUGGLEZ

[winrx]

Actually I enjoy watching her cry - any fellas feel the same way or is it just me? She looks so sweet and vulnerable I'd tell her hurtful things all the time <lol>

[ifyla]

O...M...G. aw she starts to cry :( that's sad.

[ziggystardust2007]

Damn, it was one of the funniest auditions ever!

Simon's face's killed me! I wanted to jump into the screen and kiss him non-stop.

Simon, I love you so muchXD

[LouiePlaysDrums]

She sounds like she's drunk.

[GT7Bassman4JC]

Terrible. Her crying sounded better than her singing.

[AlieNebula]

Mississippi in the middle of a dry spell

Jimmy Rogers on the Victrola up high

Mama's dancin' with baby on her shoulder

The sun is settin' like molasses in the sky

The boy could sing, knew how to move, everything

Always wanting more, he'd leave you longing for

Black velvet and that little boy's smile

Mama's baby's in the heart of every school girl

"Love me tender" leaves 'em cryin' in the aisle Always wanting more, he'd leave you longing for

[AlieNebula]

Try to follow Sandie along with the lyrics?? Try it!! Hint: she mixes the first 2 versus..LOL..also.THERE IS NO KENNY RODGERS in the whole damn song!

[winrx]

Man I'd do that in a heart beat - talent or no talent. For all I care she could be croaking out that tune while I'm busy banging the b'ch.

[Veggie978]

P-I-G!

[winrx]

Where can I sign up for lessons?

[Salfert]

you'd bang her on "blehk vehlveeeett...hery yearh"

[RyanFromTexas]

Remember, she's from Houston... NOT San Antonio.

[frostypup]

WTH....thats all I can say