The Old NES: World Class Track Meet

[chestermolester33]

i grew up on a government base in karachi, pakistan. ive seen kids growing up poor, boy. don't you ever say you grew up poor when u had a fucking nintendo

[chestermolester33]

hahaha acting like you don't have time to play video games anymore. yet you have time to update your myspace music page which you think makes you a musician. HAHAHAHA. another one of those trendy emo kids. if you grew up POOR, you wouldn't have a nintendo, or a power pad. if you grew up poor, and were still poor, you wouldn't be on the fucking internet. you'd be worried about where your next meal would come from.

[Kachukeland]

@chestermolester33 poor by U.S. standards, of course. Luckily, we have high standards.

I understand there are people living in mud in other countries. But here, poor is when you wear the same clothes over and over before you wash them, your parent (singular) can't pay the water bill, your house smells like mold, you steal food from your school cafeteria so you'll have something to eat later that night when you're at home, and you lay shivering near a miniature electric furnace at night.

[SNaRF66666666]

mine never worked right ......always had to stomp on it

[MRwescoolya]

do you have the SNES?

[Kachukeland]

@MRwescoolya yes i do! but I don't live in may parents basement anymore.. nor time to devote to playing retro games...

[chestermolester33]

@Kachukeland yeah right look at you dude, you are some ex frat boy with a backwards hat and fucking rainbow swimming trunks on. you are a tool. you probably got some shitty entry level job as a drone to a computer for 10 hours a day making 37.5k per, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. you have plenty of time to devote to retro gaming you tool.

[Kachukeland]

@chestermolester33 lol, wow, dude. You know, I made this video 3 year ago. But, the only thing that's changed is that I don't live there anymore. I'm working fast food, 37.5k is WAAAAAY more than I make in a year, and I don't get to play my nintendo as much as i used to. Is it any surprise that I'm not that much different from millions of other people in the U.S.? :)

Thanks for the comment, have fun in high school.

[chestermolester33]

@Kachukeland haha actually I am a second year law student :)))) but i see you have time to respond to my comment almost immediately despite not commenting on this video in almost a year HAHAHAHA. lol, wow, what happened to your life? why are you working fast food? went from being able to afford a power pad and nintendo (NOT CHEAP BACK IN THE DAY), to some rainbow trunks and backwards cap living in his moms basement, to now working fast food and living in a studio apartment in section 8? HA

[Kachukeland]

@chestermolester33 I commented on yours because it was the most gleefully hateful comment I'd ever received on this video. :)

power pad came from a garage sale, so pretty cheap. Blue shorts, but I can see how they'd look rainbow. Dad's basement. Lived there while in college. Grew up poor, stayed poor. Now living on the west coast, looking for music work. I live comfortably on $9,000/year, with no gov't benefits what-so-ever. A few times a week, I buy food for the homeless guy down the street.

[chestermolester33]

@Kachukeland probably because you know someone who lets you live extremely cheap somewhere. no way you could find your own apartment on the west coast WITHOUT being in section 8 or some shit for under 400/month. maybe if u eat ramen noodles twice a day for ur only meal all week. and u already have a car ur parents got u. dont try and act like ur some hipster musician "just trying to make it". there are like millions of guys like that who will never be successful playing music.

[ownman420]

i gotta whip out the old power pad..i gotta have a tournament one day that would be fun..maybe add some beer pong haha

[lingerlightly]

Charlie Chaplin would be impressed, hehe

[Rachman1337]

Ok, the NES isn't THAT old :)

[bmadden85]

hahaha i like it. that game ruled though. i must honestly say that playing that game as a child kept me in shape AND it continued my love for video games. Call of Duty: World at War anyone?

[Freakgrl04]

OMG...I feel soo old! I remember playing all these games when I was like 5 years old! When the first NES' came out! Good memories!

[TexasDogg2008]

say dude why in black and white this was my Era but I'm not that old dang it but way to put it together...

[GuitarHero1241]

great video. i remember my older brothers not letting me play this

[ShawtyFresh910]

Lmaooo!!! OH MY GOD THIS SHIT BRINGS BACK GOOD MEMORIES. ME AND MY COUSINS USED TO ALWAYS FIGHT AFTER ONE OF US LOST.

[HelicalColossus]

i wish there was some way they could remake this for DS/Wii

[nesrobot]

Make more videos like this!

Also, there is a simple trick to beating WCTM

1. Only pick up your heels while running, and keep your toes on the ground.

2. for the long jump, jump off to the side, and then stomp down after "flying" through the air for a bit

[rafaelpalladino]

cheetah was difficult, i beat him when i was 8 years old, 10 years ago :(

[vidaa22]

man this game was soo hard to beat. it took me, my brother, my godbrother and godsister to all run on the pad at the same time just to beat cheetah. good times.

[isiman56]

Hi! You are really funny, you should made more videos like this. Thank you, this video makes me remember when i used to play this game

[Kachukeland]

thanks for the comment, and I'm glad this video brought back memories! : )

[bostonbrawla]

I would use my heels.

[walou]

cool video! actually there was a trick for the player to run super fast. I normally used my fists and pressed the platform real quickly and the computer player started running super quick!

[Kachukeland]

lol I tried that too, it hurts your hands after a few minutes

[Icarusdecending82]

yeah...I think we all tried that crap...so much fun...poor turtle...he was so slow.

[bodegaprime]

yo man this video is awesome..i love how you show the absurdity of the game but in the form of an old talkie film..absolutley fantastatic..you should enter a video in G4 video contest..you'll have to go to the website for more details but it seem all you have to do is make up an 80's video game commericial (it can't be a real game)..you could totally win this

[Kachukeland]

hey, thanks, I'll look into it : )

[budders06]

what was that i can't hear you. Well that was fun... ...knee... ...run forest run...  ...that make me giggle gigady gigady goo heh heh all right.

[goodballs2]

there is the shirt that same shirt that i got

[Kachukeland]

yup!

[JC085]

I have the same t-shirt. :D Goomba!

[JC085]

I have the same t-shirt! :D Goomba!

[MetaruSuraimu]

LMFAO - dude I remember the power pad...some good times. I never played this game...but I remember one similar to it where you had to jump over hurdles and run up slopes and stuff...and who could forget Dance Aerobics? Good times with the old-school NES...

[james15342]

how do you get hypercam on a nintendo system????????

[Kachukeland]

i have an emulator on my computer

[thefaaatcat]

lol your a good actor ;-)

[SuperYoungLegend]

Even thought I never played what you're playing, I still thought SNES kind of ruled. Super Mario made it better.

[SuperYoungLegend]

You still own the old school NES?! Cool, nice video showing all of that stuff. I remember that since the day it came out. 4 stars Alex. But if you want better workouts from games, play Dance Dance Revolution.

[Kachukeland]

lol, you weren't even born when this came out, silly man! This came out in 1988. I think you were in the SNES generation.

[SuperYoungLegend]

I still remember it though. I DO remember the old school NES and the SNES.

[Kachukeland]

yeah, Nintendo has always been my favorite system. The N64 is still my favorite console, even today! : )