The Marty Show - Writer's Block

[golface39]

Tom Cruise likes to jump on couches, I want to be the tae in your bo, is your dad a baker because you have some nice buns, if i bit my lip would you kiss it to make it better, is it getting hot in here or is it just you, do you have a band-aid i scraped my knee falling for you, collecting stamps is a thrill

[steeltime15]

"poop"

[BuIIdogs]

"make it rain on them hoes"

[blaziinalbo111]

"as i sat next to a funny albanian"

[nicesayssk8fast]

"thats what she said"

[combatsanta05]

"Santa joined the army that means martys hearty"

[GoodSpeedRocks]

I just saw a cat throw up.

[crazylegz610]

"Do you like it when I eat your penguin ass?"

[fishmobb]

another glass of wine to give succor to my ailing existence!

;)

[aviraa]

use this my life suck like shit

[zomggir]

UNLEASH UBER MONKEY OVERDRIVE!!!

[jamironited4]

Agh your right!! i didnt post it!!!

I am the beacon of light and you all bask in my glow.

[jamironited4]

your...

You are the beacon of light and i bask in your glow

either way it works well

[EmericaXaciremE]

i came here to chew bubble gum and eat pussy and im all out of bubble gum ;)

[danieledgar19910]

something about tax season?

[FranceHopper]

"When pigs fly."

Am I too late to make a suggestion?

[Talk2ben]

If you're happy and you know it eat some beans

[DJumpF]

"I saw a white-breasted nuthatch, what a wonder-full catch"

[Flex3182]

"i may not have a fireplace in a penthouse with a view..."

[mstakkrid]

Kumquats!

[singingfreak525]

bananas in tights

[gracipher]

Slithy toves haunt my nights

[ezazahaz]

"I'm sitting here, innocently licking a plant..."

[heddkalal]

tangerines: god's gift to armadillos

[Huckleberrysmf]

people appreciate it if you use deodorant!

[tropMASTER]

penguins in bowties!

[sidewalk123]

not all toothpast is minty!

[bighairedgreenie]

Mozart stole my thundercat.

[cavejourney]

I like the colour orange

[drosselmeyer49]

Ferocious nuns on segways...

[PStarTony]

GAY!

[daavi8tor]

My soul is in the sky.

[paulina3533]

deep black gravityless pit of doom in the hot assey desert on a giant mountain overlooking a green pasture with a camel sitting in a lagoon.

[pacman24740]

run away box run away box the hobo's coming for you

run away box run away box the hobo's trying to poo

run away box run away box the christmas tree's coming for you

run away box run away box you beter run from that jew

run away box run away box hitler's coming for you

run away box run away box you dont' want to smell that shoe

[pacman24740]

Sorry about the jew thing (couldn't resist plus it rhymes with you)

[tweetnbirdy]

trees are always green except when they are different colors

[makafeke]

My sweater is full of dancing leprechauns of love.

[lifeisgood777]

I'm the llama on your toast, you need me most.

[rickybduc]

obama girl's hot...

nothing ryhme's with...obama girl...hmmm

[ThePalmby]

MOM! HAVE YOU SEEN MY BLUE PANTS?

[LanceFoxx]

This is an ode to my pet rock, tragically killed by a lawn dart...

[1girlwreckingmachine]

you stole my applesauce!

[freddie7456]

You better beware theres a doorframe over there! well if u do see a doorframe be careful. last year there were over a 1,000 doorframe related deaths because they were sneaking up on people

[ProdigyNagikins]

"And that man just stole my towel" <---there's my two sence

[lolbillylol]

"Big people scare me, and gorillaz are too hairy"

[lolbillylol]

lol i accidentally put the band name instead of the animal.

[clementckw]

help me mother lol

[notcoolmy]

maybe they will sing for us tomorow

[umatfaraday]

The titmouse is not a mouse but a bird.

[martnik]

"And when my cat comes home from work, I'll tell him something that rhymes with work."

[JJC1138]

Her cadence belied her true intentions.

[dmodlin71]

"I'm in love with an episcopalian -

Reverend Marybeth Brothers"

(which rhymes with "mothers" and not "Father")

[marcwithacee]

"I'll never touch it no matter how good it feels."

"I'd slap my grandma for a nickel."

"Sadomasochism just isn't polite dinner conversation."

[aquiesta]

Work on your act..

[tomprice494]

How's this for a song lyric:

"I don't like the Marty character."

[jdwig]

Leftover pizza growing in my fridge.

[Bomapawel]

I have the skills that pay the bills

lol

[Flex3182]

"i cannot quite explain the joy that i'll endure,

when my new encyclopedias arrive at my front door"

[tickletickleahahah]

carnivorous clowns driving about town

[Zutara4everandever]

vannesa is so pretty

IDK

[rachel931]

"You crushed my granola bar"

Ha one of my friends said that today.

[ajesplin]

So, if it's a love song, be sure to throw in the name "Jenny" somewhere (that's my name), and your chorus could be like:

The smell of her breath makes it impossible to think,

'Cause normally, I'm a pretty clever shrink

(<---meaning psychiatrist)

[thegerbilguy1]

Cake is good, its better than pie.

BUt we still all know the cake is a lie.

[lollypopsicl]

jumping with the night when it comes to say lets fight for peace on earth but keep the cheese for your birth

[Crazycardfreak]

Let us ride on the winds of freedom before darkness knocks on our door

[kellawiki]

"Filing keeps me smiling."

[gmr2broadway]

"My name is Mar-tay and I likes to Par-tay"

[yeshuaserver]

I got a bag of Earl Grey steepin' in my favorite cup, it's a quarter to nine, why am I still up?

A plate full of Triscuits, smothered in cheese, it's an hour past my bed time, mother wouldn't be pleased. Adjust the rabbit ears accordingly, turn the t.v. set on, PBS is havin' a Walton marathon!

[yeshuaserver]

Haven't been this excited since my mother and I, took a trip down to Toledo to see Lawrence Welk live, John boy is wise, well past his years, Ben's playin at the Dew Drop Inn makes grandma cry, Grandpa at the Baldwin's sippin on recipe, this is one awesome night on Public T.V.

[dshoffmann]

"I want to tell you about my birth"

[CologneKid]

"some guy on youtube helped me write this song"

[Invasionofnormans]

F you, Marty. Your show sucks!

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

"Bleep you Marty, your show sucks.

Rub a dub dub, and bleep a duck."

[Droyd2583]

I think i read most of these lyrics and can honestly say I have so much more respect for musicians and there lyrical genius. I say genius because most people on here have the lyrical talent of a guinea pig.

[KaiToTheN]

Don't do drugs!

Don't drink and drive!

[dairymann654321]

song lyrics

[meoka2368]

"The last time that I met you, you had streptococcal pharyngitis"

[ebonyd4ever]

"And that's when I lost your phone number."

[arvinwynn]

rye rey black bule eye see sty ..hi hi hi bye bye oh my eye eye eye ...if only I could die die die ....finger in eye .

[sniperyoyo11]

"Word to your mother"

[orochizaku]

"I like Pie" or "Save the monkeys"

[musicdivergence]

charge you for the action and all you get is the verb

[possitivelyinsane]

Lamb and rice, mutton stew.

[shortazn625]

Silly red monkey, don't you see

That I'm married to the unicorn?

[GrintSistah]

Guarantee void in Tennessee.

[piratesarrkool98]

arrrg im a pirate!

[jadeybeans]

"you got greedy" or "i'm not going to lie...", these are both my catch phrases, simple as they may be, I'd love to hear them

[firefare]

Only in Kissimmee do they do the shimmy.

[Forge02148]

"rap really means Retards Attempting Poetry"

[adanac061]

MMMMMMMM..Pork Rinds.

[R4ndomCrap]

love ME some pork rinds

[Stefan253Koroma253]

The Superbowl is over-dramatized

[sekzigodess87]

My nipples are tender

just like a hot dog vendor

[bond4852007]

The fuzzy hippo ascends up the hill.

[ELSTEVIEO]

O marty would you read my line, It would be so rad.

Wee-Man, Spanish Mike and gamers now you'll talk to Thad.

[lilcurly12]

Galena is shiny, shiny like ma big hiny

[texichan]

Cauliflower, our love is sour, steam me up in the grocer's shower

(feel free to edit or take whatever is needed =P)

[Zeldreaisme]

When I was a little girl I ate lots of little pearls.

[DankandNank]

If your week needs a crank watch a little dank and nank...

[imsqueakafieded]

Be tame, but wild, tame but wild, like that silly little pussy cat who thinks he is a lion.... meow!

[vanishingyouth]

people say nothing rhymes with purple..

well they obviously havent heard of a turtle.

people say nothing rhymes with orange..

well they're right- nothing rhymes with orange.

[Stuka87]

Door Hinge...

[treehugger321]

and the greek colored fees are fuzzy smelling sleeves.

[dogshomework]

eating elephants is fun and that is what is sung

[UnitedStatesOfCanada]

Shakespeare was a hack

[quepasakoolj18]

the hunter is cool

[pfaffanator]

chuck norris is one hell of a guy, if you mess with him you'll probably die

[jhhicks]

idk my bff rose.

[trioaerofilms]

if you like chickens put up your flipper and do the pump pump do the gobble gobble oh its a chicken life!

[missychrissy2393]

"I like to eat eggs."

[SirRandomness]

I like pie.. and something that rhymes with pie

[theShalomofLila]

Hey look it's a Jew.

[cannedhobos]

"There's a monkey in the freezer and another beatin up a geezer"

[ImNotWeird]

How do you like your eggs? Well I hope you like them burned...

[dreapster]

plaid is the new black

[cocoloco246]

Why does time have to pass?

Why do perfect moments never last?

Why do people have to change?

Why are things so very strange?

Why are hearts so easy to break?

Why is love so hard to make?

Why is your heart so hard to trust?

How can you tell want from must?

Why are loved ones the only ones that are true?

Why in the end do they have to leave you?

[brandonsvlog]

"wow brandonsvlog is cool and deserves a line in a song!"

alright! JK (unless you use it)

[bjgreens]

"you made me cry when i said I love you and all you said was thanks"

[commanderalexander]

If ya aint dutch ya aint much!

[etrain4760]

i support cheese

[Snapshot3]

My anus is blue

[shmodge]

so that chicken got raped, and raped some more, until little boy Jimmy got bored.

[julianvelasquez]

"I need you more than my grandma needs her medication."

[crazycrazyness]

Until I fall over.

[gaimboi91]

milk milk lemon aid around the corner fudge is made.

[Lolymus]

Here's some funny crap for you, Marty:

"I can Skate with half a board, Cause the rest was ate by my toad"

I would really like to heard this in the song!

and something more from me ;) :

"Coke Rocks my Socks"

that one is funny. I would really like to hear it! I have some more! just for you to have a variety to chose from XD

"It's Not Ketchup you fool! it's paprika!"

"I can't eat babies! My stomach akes!"

"Reverse Humping looks like something."

[L00KItsJason]

i farted one day

and the guy next to me

said "hey..why'd you faaaaaaaaaaaaaart"

so i went out the door

cus my butt was really sore

and i let out some moooooooooore

[terp3]

"There's a fissy on the whis, don't let it pass you by."

[Lincon1865]

the timmer goes round and round

[justanotherZOE]

My name is Marty, and I like hearty... soup.

[valrockstar328]

Because putting stuff on your head is good for you.

[13yukiko13]

flutes rock out of all woodwinds!

[duckee0894]

Woot!

[bjmart89]

toasting teacakes for homeless birds!

[Zorkman777]

"Then all of the sudden, gravity took effect and the apple of ideas fell on my head... (crack)

and I ate it."

Try that in somewhere, Marty.

[weaselnjc]

I sing in the key of mE flat!

[23cmp23cmp23]

my name is marty and i am a smarty this song is dope and i know the pope? lol

[robdobbob23]

no one can ever steal my jeans

[spntaneuscombustion]

just cuz i'm a guy dont mean that i cant listen 2 spice girls

[Lonewolf91744]

I am really good looking.

[HumorousGolf]

my cat just hoiycked up a hairball

[madsciiscrazy]

Knitting my valentine day socks.

[jeffcoolm1]

my mom says im beautful

[Dexerion]

I'm a gonna buy you a drrraaannk.

[Dexerion]

I like the way ur glasses doesn't have lenses.

[c0nsum3rc0mm3nts]

I sure felt stupid when I woke up in a garbage can.

[wildhockeyTroJan]

Cheese on a stick isn't cheese on a stick if it doesn't have a stick. It's just cheese.

[colacp]

Argyle socks and bow ties

always make me feel fly,

But Holiday sweaters

feel even better!

[ebgdae24frett]

She wans't wearing your underwear

[Milkycheeseface]

Saturdays are the funnest days, because that's when I get my toenails clipped.

[XashleyZtube]

i'd like to see a moose wearing high heels

[DavidHanna]

Love is like wearing purple socks on a rainy day.

[fallofautumndistro]

Woody is so hott, or, at least he thinks he's hotter than Mike.

[geody3001]

I got this far on a love song before writer's block set in; see what you can do: "A raging glance from your depthless eyes could burn down a charnel house, or douse the flames on the burning skins of all the popes in hell."

[Ev4sIoN]

I really gotta go now..

Im waiting for you down town..

Wait.. Who am I?

[Aprildew]

thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife,for there shall be one ginormous fight!

[insanityisagift]

Matching socks are for NERDS. :)

[emlove143]

when i was a girl my mother once told me i reminded her of that asian girl from captain planet (i think her element was water or something?). it was random and surprising because i didn't know she even watched that cartoon.

[NHBaritone]

If I knew a secret, I would not disclose it.

Unless, of course, you kissed me, then I might expose it.

[Lizardoni]

I iron the lawn with a kettle

[Dc45d]

question ! where have my pants gone ?

[NHBaritone]

I don't like to boast,

But when it comes to carving a roast,

I'm a cut above the rest.

[PiratePuppetMelba]

And 1,000 midgets can't be wrooooong....

[XTC7775]

watching the chocolate moose who runs backwards on sunday.....lol good luck man

[Kaylapop13]

my name is marty,i dont like to party

got my head on straight cause i dont stay up late.

it could be a song about you being a dork!

[regularguy5mb]

Writer's block sucks,

It can really blow.

I can't make a few bucks,

Writing for this show...

Anybody? No?  OK, never-mind.

[TinkerbellKat]

oh man i HATE it when i get writers block. good luck!

[ATalkingFish]

... If 'apples' started with a 'b', they would be called 'bapples'

wow, actually, nvm that sucks

[eloco1]

"I like pie, that ain't no lie"

[Ergop]

I love Lucy but she loves Ricky.

[recklessmob]

The Cheese is old and moldy

[guitar2adam]

"I wear a purple watch"

good luck rhyming with that

[geody3001]

I drink and burp up scotch

[geody3001]

"I drink and burp up scotch" is a rhyme for "I wear a purple watch". Maybe it should be "I drink and burp ol' scotch".

[sfamfilms]

Nerd if you know what i mean

Ps:no hard fealings