jockey

[Castl3000]

try to watch "blow" video and than this. u'll be surprised :D

[SpyGuysX]

new hat aquired

[jerppoo]

''that was getting heavy''



[Darazz]

This video needs to loop

[Iceshoot]

God how i want ''Left4Fortress 2'' to be real now..

[TehMarioFan64]

Sounds like Rigby

[Dihgal]

It costs four hundred tousand dollars to jockey this Engineer...for 12 seconds.

[Jesman101]

You should make it loop

[EchoBoomer1987]

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF THIS FORM

[BlamedAudiTorre]

poor heavy =(



[eightball6219]

I'll trade you for that hat. 6 refined!

[JakeTheHedgehogX5]

I always wanted to do this but always forgot about it

THAT WAS GETTING...HEAVY

Puts on Glasses

"YEEEAAH"

[GogaFanatic]

hahahah

[Lulzmaker]

BEST. HAT. EVER.

[PantherTigerify]

Dear VALVe...

[MrSamuel745]

Well, Engineer is capable of carrying a level 3 sentry on his shoulder, so I guess this works :P

[IownyouProductions]

I'd hate having heavy's balls on my head.

[TeenageAtheistDude]

Wasn't gettin' any lighter.

[MuRdOc123456]

After Scout broke Heavy's heart he attacked the nearest living thing.

[BymysideyoulldieXD]

Engie 1: Get it off me!

Engie 2: Nope

[killkenny5000]

@BymysideyoulldieXD D:

[CMSSL4D2TF2LoL]

YOU ARE DEAD

... but your friends can still escape

[StrikaShot]

The jockey took a vacation off from jockeying survivours and went to tf2 to relax

then heavy ask jockey if he could teach him how to jock at people

after heavy learned jocking,he jocked at an engineer.

[TMcKeon408]

get it off me! get it off me! GET IT OFF ME!

[MalakaiTheNinja]

This is what happens when you run out of hat ideas...

[sonic09ification]

Story for heavy on engies head

Heavy was tired of waiting for scout to kiss him after a long while he gone insane and started betraying his teammates and riding on everyones heads to control them and make them fall to their deaths wich is happening right now

[thegreatestwinner]

the newest hats are getting stranger and stranger...

[ReviewerKid90]

Ten buck says he takes him to the right.

[Xidphel]

It ain't right to be ridden like that.

[iceboyz123]

SHOOT THIS THING OFF MY BACK. SHOOT THIS THING OFF MY BACK. SHOOT THIS THING OFF MY BACK. SHOOT THIS THING OFF MY BACK. SHOOT THIS THING OFF MY BACK. SHOOT THIS THING OFF MY BACK. SHOOT THIS THING OFF MY BACK. SHOOT THIS THING OFF MY BACK. SHOOT THIS THING OFF MY BACK. SHOOT THIS THING OFF MY BACK. SHOOT THIS THING OFF MY BACK. SHOOT THIS THING OFF MY BACK. SHOOT THIS THING OFF MY BACK. SHOOT THIS THING OFF MY BACK.

[Kiban00]

made me laugh

[Aznninja123]

Heavy on ecstasy.

[america0wns]

That needs to be a hat.

[scootachu]

@america0wns lol i kno right?

[NoiseMarines]

GET HIM OFF! GET HIM OFF ME! GET THIS HEAVY OFF MY BACK!

[StrikaShot]

heavy is riding his engineer

[bobbygimenez]

HEAVY INFLUENCE!

[codders69]

Heavy: kiss me

engi: nope

0:00

[DratiniBoy65]

After setting up sentries,and dispencers to support his team, engi took a break, after so, he walks to his post, checking on machines, but he encounters a heavy, which has taken a drug, causing to him be like a jockey, heavy jumps onto engi's head, blinding him. Engineer's sentries couldn not save him, because theyre out of ammo, engineer grabs his shotgun, and shoots everywhere, he runs outside, and falls into a pit , engi has saved his team, and the opposing one, but not himself.

[maxisacrace]

that is some heavy jockey...

[Stupidfart9876]

This should be a hat

[monkario12fan12]

My favorite of many. :D

[HereItGoesAgainNow]

Nick just lost his 2 dollars.

[Alagremm]

No description available - yeap, that perfectly describes it

[aliviahatesyou]

KEES MEH

[derden95]

Well, look s like that engineer...

*drops sunglasses*

Fuck-

[thewindy3]

@derden95 *picks up sunglasses* Wont have one too many parts to fix after this...

[derden95]

@thewindy3 lol

[RespectMyCountry]

First mission of Dead Center in a nutshell.

[Ranzick]

im more surprised that engineer could even move!

[shaqatk4884]

@Ranzick considering that this is the same guy that could haul a lv 3 sentry i belive he can carry heavy XD

[RdTrler]

Heavy load comin' through!

[CatsMeatsMan]

Right when the video finished, L4D2 finished an update xD

[stickDK123]

heavy went crazy after he didn't kiss scout. ?

[Shinray1kuo]

That was getting heavy.

[DoreanGrace]

Team Fortress meets Left for Dead. Good combo, thanks for the laugh. :D

[Ribbo]

I would have liked to see it finish with an "OMNOMNOM NOM NOM" after falling off the cliff. :)

[Caboose039]

Jockey killed Dell Conagher

[suprememeatball]

LITTLE GUY LITTLE GUY

[TheTrueChuster]

Get this thing off my back!

[FlyingPigBoy]

HEAVY LOAD COMIN' THROUGH

[ApocDevTeam]

@FlyingPigBoy

lol

[gidjaka]

:D

[COZYTW]

Whew, that there was getting kinda Heavy.

[PasscodeMK1]

Yep.... Heavy's finally lost it.

[jvfmasterchief]

0_0

[SonySpArTaN144]

NEW TF2 HAT!



[boonkbooink]

0:09 Engineer and Heavy died a clumsy dead

[spacecreep007]

This isnt right. If heavy was on your sholders you would die from being crushed

[petetheneedforspeed]

sounds like me masturbatin :>

[FullmetalJimmy]

Normally, I dont give a crap about hats... BUT SHIT THIS NEEDS TO BE A HAT!

[GeneralCane]

New jockey does +4 damage per second. That's your spine breaking.

[Aadnesigurd]

A guy: Hoho i love this heavy hat!

*the hat sticks up of red scout's sight*

Scout: A HEAVY! *shoots the hat*

The guy: NOOOOO MY HAT!!!!

[plankton22]

Respawning in 16 secs...

[Gorillaz84444]

'I need some dog gone help!'

[NoD0ubt42]

'Is this thing humpi'n me?!'

[LakoonPlay]

I want that hat.

[MrJack5645]

Engineer: "HEY HEY get off of mah head ya freak !"

Heavy: *sitting and never let go*

Engineer: "Alright thats it if im going down your going down with me"

[Jermann43]

heavy jockey hat = hats in a nutshell

[sinsduden]

nice hat, ill give you a ref for it

[tooichan]

@sinsduden a ref?only a ref?this hat worths apox.10 million sandviches.

[CPU9incarnate]

One of those leapin-on-your-back bitches

[weege555]

WHAT SICK MAN SENDS SURVIVORS TO FIGHT ME?

[Merpy4life]

Is this a skin for one of his hats? I WANT

[YousufOuf2000]

Heavy:hey Engineer make me sandvich

Engineer:Get that thing away from me i cant pick him he is so heavy

[ninjaresbg]

The heavy jockey hat:

-Controls wearer's movement

-Makes annoying sound

-Wearer cannot see.

You've got a hat so you're cool.

[kingturkey2]

ELLIS

ELLIS IS THAT YOU

WHAT THE HELL

[Izon22]

he just wants a kiss

[Kaine852]

man, that hat

*Puts hat on*

looks heavy

YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAH

[hilarybeth1]

It was a ordinary day for engieneer, killing spys, building sentries, and makin' bacon. At the end of the day, he decided to rest hes eyes, he takes off his glorious, black goggles. But when egineer goes to reach for his goggles, he startles a blu heavy jockey, he gets out his shotgun, but it was too late, the blu heavy jockey was too fast for the engieneer, the jockey pounces on the egineers head and starts pulling hes head outside to the cliff. The poor egineer falls of the cliff and dies.

[Riykku]

They should make a jockey hat for TF2.

[TeamForeverJelly]

THAT HEAVY IS A JOCKEY!

[Strixlord]

@TeamForeverJelly "clap" clap" "clap" "clap"

Oh good, my slowclap processor made it into this thing.

[hendude400]

The coolest thing to do is to start playing this in the middle of awkward silence

[Marioking707]

@Jimbomcb

[StyleK226]

meet the jeavy.

[indy805]

cuddly heavy always gets his way!

[DIBandage]

I like how the top comments make some irony together.

[TheAlmightyDove]

@Jimbomcb 3 more thumbs up and you're the devil :D

[timerider4]

Yo, that ain't right.

[GoolalaGoo]

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[DirtyfoxHead]

@Jimbomcb ܣܫܝܬ ܟ ܟܫܣܞܗܬܝܟܞܫܗܬ ܞܗܨ ܞܗܨܞܗܩܥ ؟؟؟

[Second2Account]

The tenth class!

[magicalmysteryollie]

Haha, I liked Jimbo's comment, and forgot about it. Then I looked at the Like and Dislike options, and I honestly though it was un-dislikable, because "Dislike" was greyed out after I'd liked it.

[LOLDUDE641]

@Jimbomcb Your comment says nothing. My argument is invalid.

[P0WS3N]

What the fuck with the most popular comment?!

[FireDX1]

New TF2 Hat.

[faithknight400]

oh S*** jockey on my back!

[DasterTheStalker]

if Left 4 Dead 2 had such jockeys every one dies by just gettin jumped by them if you have full health

[123GhostMonkey]

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[WoWkemon90]

@123GhostMonkey No. You don't just copy popular comments and get thumbs ups. It doesn't work that way.

[123GhostMonkey]

@WoWkemon90 D:

[SandeProHiQu]

LOL

[wreeek]

Shortly after...

Scout: "Hey hard-hat, looks like you're back to normal."

Engie: "Yeah well that...was gettin-"

(puts on goggles)

"-HEAVY."

Roger Daltrey: "YEEEEAAAAAAHH!!!"

[Masterpivot292]

@wreeek

oh my god that hurt

[nonobaOMGWEEGEE2]

 wat

[xoyv]

i want this as a skin for the halo

[YousufOuf2000]

@TheMrnerdgeek this comment must be in the top comments

[MARC0XZ]

@Jimbomcb 

[Postwarchives]

the top comment made by jimbomcb is the best comment, eva

[Sparkpin]

@Jimbomcb

[Lewn42]

@Jimbomcb What. The. Fuck.

[GarryXFG]

@Jimbomcb I tried to highlight this, I thought there was a secret message :<

[TheHomicidalChicken]

@Jimbomcb Never figured you for a poet.

[ironman2963]

WHAT THE FUCK!!!! heavy is jocky (ellis pees self)

[xvxtobyxvx]

@Jimbomcb

[Wafflepal]

OAO

[skinnyshit8888]

hmmm...Valve, MAKE THAT INTO A VIDEOGAME

THUMBS UP FOR LEAFT FORTRESS DEAD

[uno6610]

@skinnyshit8888 or team 4tress 2

[mrsims2]

@Jimbomcb WHERES THE FUCKING COMMENT YOU MOTHERFUCKER?!?!

[09vl1603]

  .df

[harrywolf160]

@Jimbomcb Racist.

[khoinguyen2204]

@harrywolf160 How is that Racist?

[harrywolf160]

@khoinguyen2204 Its a blank comment so i decided to say something retarted

[Bullfr0g174]

That's a very nice hat you have there...

[jedihunter176]

newfags can't blankpost

[Pr0NinjaBirdy]

@Jimbomcb COOL STORY BRO!

[xxxhappyducklingxxx]

JOCKEY NO ITS A HEAVY AND ITS ON ????

[rocknrolldude3212]

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[Lizasteel625]

people who havent heard of L4D are probably going WTF?!

[Bullfr0g174]

@Lizasteel625 *L4D2*

[Lizasteel625]

@Bullfr0g174 Exactly. i wtf when i watched this video

[TheAurablaze]

when the heavy tells you to put a dispencer down you put it down

[Jaramo1]

@Jimbomcb

[KILLAKINLAW459]

@Jimbomcb 

[microwavecow]

@KILLAKINLAW459

[AranaGunnell]

@Jimbomcb

[Jimnu991]

@Jimbomcb beb

[ProfesserLuigi]

@Jimbomcb

[alexmckain]

@Jimbomcb How?

[RenGraes]

"That's a nice hat ya got there!"

"... It's all right."

*hat cackles loudly*

GRAAAAAAH!

[Silverthunder100]

HEAVY EEZ JOKEY!

[TBW92]

Andross: If I go down I'm taking you with me!

[UnHolyMan9117]

is that a new hat i see?

[MartiansfromUranus]

The Tank is the creature from "scramble".

[CuckooNow]

I'm gonna ride you like a rented mule, boy.

[hendude400]

Engineer has fallen to a clumsy, painful, death.

Jockey has fallen to a clumsy, painful, death.

[SuPeRiSoNiC]

Dear Jimbomcb,

You have just won the internet!

Here is your cookie.

[Hellspawn557]

Jockeys are the worst infected ever. Period.

[FiroAlvada]

do want, for the lulz.

[Xinn2000]

Keep Moving! Resist the Heavy's influence....

[TakeBackTheWorld]

@Jimbomcb

Well said, Sir.

[x0Zenith]

THESE AREN'T MY GOGGLES

[tazerfacial]

smells like rape in here

[JOfTheWind]

Well shit.

 ._.

[privatepessleneck]

now scared for life...

[manrayer88]

 ,

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[dashausman]

Needs to be released! Need this mod!

[piemanization]

Jockey has Engineer!

[club559]

Upload it to the TF2 website, ASAP!