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  • But Jesus really WAS a Jewish teacher.

  • Jesus was not jewish !!! its a lie

    he belonged to the Arameans, google " Aramean people "

  • @TubeBillionaire nah he was a Jew get over it

  • @TubeBillionaire your kind of splitting hairs here, Jesus was an Israelites or a child of Israel, Hebrew and Aramean are both used in the biblical text to refer to Israelites, Jews came out of the tribes of Israerlites, Jewish ancestry is traced to the Biblical patriarchs Abraham, Isaac and Jacob in the second millennium BCE. Jesus was from the line of David which if you knew the line well the Jews came from that very same line so there is a strong possibility he was a Jew,

  • LOL Brilliant

  • If Jesus wasn't Jewish then He can't be & wasn't the Messiah.

  • Jews'R'us shoppers AKA Christians are just insane freaks that dont want to address the real issue.

  • obviously! christians belive into jew Jesus

  • dont come here twist the real message of throues ok the jewish people of israel had last word and they killed jesus jew did it just beacouse he was raised in a jewish familey and did not follow the tora as the jewsih wanted and he said im moses and you know the rest untill today the stupid jews waiting för moses where is he then bunch of morons jesus told them im that you seeking pontus pilatus refused to hang jesus even pontus pilatus the king himself knew that jesus was special !!! SHO RESPEKT

  • If Jesus died because he was a bad jew, all Jewish people should be extincted. I underline that I'm not a racist and I'm agnostic. RESPECT FOR ALL!!!!!!

  • Jebus was a Jew -- a bad Jew.

    He died for his sins.

    .

  • @TorbFriend Daniel Pearl was a Jew, he died for your Automobile's fuel prices.

  • I'm a jew. I don't think it's all that funny but what the hell. If you guys think it's funny then who am I to say it isn't?

    But if you were ripping on Muslims, then you would get so much hate. The entire comments section would filled with comments of pissed of Muslim pussies who can't take a joke. They might even bomb your house...

  • @Jock21000 AYAYYAYYAYYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYA ALLAH HU AKBAR (KABOOOM)-Bet 'cha can't do it again, Habib!-Jeff Dunham

    

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  • @IronKnuckleKO

    Judas, not Judith.

    (Actually they're probably roughly the same name, or related names...except...Judith is a girl's name.)

    (For a second there, reading your post before Robin Williams got to the end of the joke, I almost thought that *Robin Williams* said that Judas was Judith. But...*now* I'm pretty sure he didn't. ^_~)

  • @KittyStarlight Oops... I'll remake my comment...

  • Jesus is a Jew.

  • simon is peter... they're the same person

  • @desertflwrs Robin Williams was probably referring to Simon the Zealot (another of Yeshua's Talmudim).

  • I'm on drugs and i find it pretty funny...

  • @Travmapunk u think ur cool or u want thumbs up ? -_

  • @manchesfan200 Piss off, wanker))

  • @Travmapunk lol

  • @manchesfan200 (-_o)

  • it's funny

    

  • Jesus was not a jew he belived in the father and the holy spirit but these are my opinions its all a matter of faith and destiny

  • Lmao, Robin Williams

  • Being a Christian only means that you are a follower of Jesus Christ.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    IM A ROMAN CATHOLIC BUT I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVED IT....!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ROBIN WILLIAMS U ROCK...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

  • I am a Muslim and....well, it has nothing to do with anything but I figured I could just mention it....i do believe Jesus (peace be upon him) was a jew.

  • @AllahCreatedMe I'm Jewish man and piece be upon you brother. I got a few Muslim friends back in Israel.

    Salam Alkkom

    Happy Ramadan!

  • @Airsoftattack123 hey, can you explain how did you get a few muslim friends in israel? im confused, it sounds like a extremely rare, where are your friends come from? :o

  • @justwatching2008 Good question.

    Well about 30% of the population is Muslim in Israel, Muslims and Christians live there, and I am from Nazareth which is a city in Northern Israel. There are a lot of Sunni's from Lebanon there, and I went to school with them. Nice people

  • @Airsoftattack123 wow god bless you my friend! im muslim lol

    salam alikom & happy ramadan!

    hello from kuwait!

  • @justwatching2008 God bless you too brother!

    Salam!

  • So what? Gautama Buddha was a Hindu. Hitler was a Catholic.

  • @72Yonatan Luther and Calvin were Catholics. It is not only where they started but where they and their movement led to.

  • funny, but Jesus never existed,More than 75% of the population of the world thought it was flat at one time - that didn't make the world flat...it merely indicated their ignorance of the facts.your belief in Jesus is the same thing. The truth fears no investigation. Peace

  • @freeyourmindtc I'm sure Jesus existed but damn sure he wasn't the son of God. People love to embellish and exaggerate. It's the same thing with people thing Heracles was the son of Zeus though he most likely wasn't.

  • @freeyourmindtc "75% of the population of the world thought that it was flat at the time";

    1.The Old Testament acknowledges the World is round

    2.Eristostines scientifically proved the world was round long before Jesus was on earth & most people in that region of world acknowledged it was in Jesus' day; as did most of the western world long afterwards.

    3.What people believed about the shape of the world has nothing to do with whether Jesus existed or not.

  • Actually, Jesus had nothing to do with Christianity.

    He was just a well known Rabbi with multiple disciples, who believed in the coming of the messiah. That caused some people to think he was the messiah, which caused the Romans to think that he was plotting a rebellion, and that's why he was killed.

    Christianity was started by Paul, and isn't based too highly on the historical (Jewish) Jesus. read : www2sullivan-county2com/news/p­aul/paul2htm (swap 2 for .)

  • @Immortal306 "Christianity was started by Paul & isn't based too highly on the historical Jewish Jesus";

    A little hard since;

    1.Paul was a Pharisee in close cahutes with the Temple religious leaders three years after the Crucifixion.

    2.Orthodox Judaism is rooted in the Pharisaic school(as was Judeo-Christianity from day 1).

  • I'm Catholic, and this was awesome.

  • He got that from Coluche (french comic). Jesus was a jew cause he lived with his mother till 33, he believed she was a virgin, and his business company became worldwide.

  • Since when was Jesus not Jewish? Who came up with that idea?

  • This is so funny!!!!!!!

  • Wow really you can't just watch a video like this laugh and say oh it was just a joke? you've got to get all religious and defend yourself.

  • @PushEastward Cool.

    Can we watch the funny video now, please?

  • the only people who take offence to this. arnt jewish.

  • love robin williams lol anyone have any clue what show this i gotta go buy the DVD lol

  • Adolf Hitler was also Jewish.

  • @mrtundra45 No, his mother was Jewish, he was not.

  • @Anilucard1 he was born a jew, then started christianity in his adult life

  • @videomagnet06 No, he hated christianity, almost as much as jewish (whatever it's called). He wasn't born jewish either, he never accepted the religion.

  • @Anilucard1 omg i didn't see your first comment, i thought you were talking about jesus. so sorry!

  • @Anilucard1

    *judaism

  • @mrtundra45 He was actually godless, but he believed very fervently in the Occult demons and the like.

  • Jesus was Chinese!

  • I bet even Jesus liked this joke. He was a humurous guy reading the gospels. And He is big enough to take a little joke. He just doesn´t like being mocked or hated on purpose or that you hate His Father or the Holy Ghost.

  • There's also the fact that it says he was Jewish.

  • "ISHUT MEH JESHUS???????"

  • *Inserts comment to argue about religion*

  • lmao funny vid

  • @glower125

    Oh for crying out loud, IT'S A F*CKING JOKE! GET OVER IT! And I bet if he had done one that was on Muhammad, you wouldn't of minded. Bigot.

  • @Jarock316 he did a few on Muhammad.. xD

  • @glower125 all jews do :P

    /watch?v=qNMFZZOOZLg

  • jesus was a black jew

  • @yelashash why...did he get the back of an oven

  • Jesus was a palestinian, honey.

  • Hey @dieMaddie71

    jesus was a Jew, not a Palestinian. Palestine didn't even exist when Jesus lived. Israel was renamed Palestine after the Bar Kokhba Revolt of 132–135 CE, when Roman emperor Hadrian renamed it as punishment for the rebellion. Read your Bible - Jesus preached at the Jewish Temple in Jerusalem, not in some mosque! Mohammed wasn't even born until nearly 600 years after Jesus!

  • @Allan11516 I know man, chill.

    It's just that everybody represent the christ as a blue eyed blond haired guy when he actually looks like an arab.

    I was kidding, that's it.

    thanks for your science anyway

  • Jesus was Not a Jew

    watch?v=Fl1bbUxS76k&feature=re­lated

  • haha brilliant

  • "IS IT ME JESUS" lmao

  • His chinese fake accent is hilarious.

  • Of course he was. He was the starter of this new religion.

  • hey baby

  • @1776AmericaFirst

    Jews Are The Children Of The Devil

    watch?v=Ss3G-lTIqkc&feature=ch­annel_video_title

  • @Vengencelll Indeed. At least, what is modernly thought of as the Jews. 2% of the US population... 97% of it's media and its government's largest lobby and private financial institution. Nothing odd about that.

  • @Vengencelll Obvious troll is obvious

  • LOL!!! Jesus mocked Judas.

  • jesus is alive and you will fall before him in the last day!! but it will be too late becoz you have been brainwashed by the deceptive tools of satan

  • @m9ronaldo lol.

  • To all the Christians who were offended at this video, I'm a Catholic priest and I think this is hilarious.

  • @hysenty If you really are, please tell my christian friend he's stupid =P. He keeps on saying Jesus wans't Jewish. I'm not even Catholic and I know Judas introduced Catholicism.. right?

  • @Obliviateable Judas, no. Jews, yes. I'll see what I can do :)

  • @Obliviateable Jesus was a Jew, if he even existed, which I am willing to believe (but that he walked on water and raised the dead? No.) what did it say above his cross? INRI "King of the Jews". And he did say: (Matthew 5:17-18) "Do not think that I came to destroy the Law or the Prophets. I did not come to destroy but to fulfill."

    He followed Jewish law. Was born to a Jewish couple. ( Was raised to) believed Yahwe existed. Probably circumcised. Does that not define a Jew?

  • @viridismonasteriense Yes, it certainly does! So my christian friend is just really not paying attention.

  • @viridismonasteriense

    Yep Jesus was a rabbi even,

  • @Obliviateable And if he wants to say Jesus was the son of god or the avatar of god ask him to prove it and if the first thing to come out of his mouth is 'The Bible says...' you know you're dealing with an idiot.

    Because assuming Jesus was the avatar of a Bablyonian tribal war god from the Bronze Age that would mean he's part of the Jewish faith (he came to fulfill prophecy, not change it, right?) or God is an atheist. God does not believe he has a creator. He magically poofed into existence

  • @hysenty oh yuh? 19 and a catholic priest? wow..you zionist jew cunt.

  • In The Name of God The Most Gracious The Most Merciful

    31- They take their anchorites, their priests and the Christ, son of Mary, as Lords instead of God. Yet they were all commanded to worship only one God. There is no god except He. Glory to Him, from having the partners they associate.

    9-Repentance, 31

  • Simon and Peter were the same person. js

  • You people really need to stop taking yourselves so seriously. Do you actually think that Robin thinks this stuff up and writes it down? He is the King of Improv....just because he finds humor in some situations, ethnic traditions etc...that does not make him a racist. He is far from "ignorant".

  • I'm a Jew and this is hilarious

  • Ways to spark a war in the comments or invoke stupid or offensive/annoying comments. Mention:

    PS3 or Xbox (definately), any kind of war history, have a video poking fun at any race (Major one), mention religion at all, videos involving a girl (sexist pricks or idiots will always be present), Twilight, Justin bieber, Sonic, Michael Jackson, furries (huge ones), or rap music.

  • its a fucking joke people take it easy if you don't like it don't watch it its that easy he is trying to be funny im a Christian and i think its funny

  • blasphemy

  • @12343590

    yeah

    such a shame

    by the way. robbie williams is illuminati

    for those "christian" who say "i'm a christian" and "this is funny"

    REPENT

  • @ExposedBands u need help

  • I believe I made my original post here about six months ago or even longer. Since then I have come to realize that it is wrong to critic people and categorize them evil. After watching this episode of the outer limits: Tribunal - also after reading the following book: How to win friends and influence people - .... I apologize....

  • I'm a Christian, and this is actually pretty funny

  • Why did all you assholes who left comments have to turn a funny video into another war.

  • @TheLoveBaby14 cause your gay

  • @pascalmonnier I agree in exactly the same way I find it so pathetic that atheists ALWAYS need to first say they're atheist before commenting on something...

  • @pascalmonnier I'm agnostic and i enjoyed this

  • @pascalmonnier I'm jewish, I'm crazy about Robin Williams and I agree with you mate - I don't give a fuck about the "jews/christian/muslim" part...one can only say - oy...

  • Judas said, "Is it me, Jesus?" and Jesus turned to him and went, "IS IT ME, JESUS?!"

  • lol.

  • Jesus conquered the world! Light of the world

  • Reference my username for the truth.

  • @JeepChew Jesus was only Jewish on his mothers side.

  • @travizbikel yes, and when you are jew, you will be a jew because you look at your mothers side

  • lol VERY FUNNY! EXXXCELLENT!!!

  • Religious jokes on Youtube are, as I've found, the most likely places to find an argument in the comments section. I enjoy watching, laughing when I should laugh, and coming out of the experience no more bitter than I was when I started. I also find that leaving neutral comments is a good way to not spark an argument. Anyone planning on arguing with me?

  • @MissingCamcorder I have yet to find a place that doesn't have "controversy" on youtube. Kittens playing with yarn can somehow create an evolution vs creation, capitalism, communism, socialism, right to air "discourse". Neutrality is not beyond attack in an idiocracy. To the polarized nothing is beyond argument. I should say: stupid comments. This response itself is oppositional. Otherwise, Right on.

    Planned nothing. Don't know that I argued. I see the state of affairs, am part of it. I am sad.

  • @MissingCamcorder yeah you stupid fuck why would you talk about arguments and try to leave a nuetral comment..what are you a fucking pussy

  • @ahdz92 I find this comment mildly amusing. If I were a pussy, I probably wouldn't be capable of typing anything legible...

  • @MissingCamcorder want to but can't find an argument to contradict your argument :p

  • You are twelve, all I got is two tables of six, they are not together

  • Jesus preached Islam. La ilaha illAllah Muhammad Rasulullah.

  • he has so much water...

  • people need to relax. this is a stand up comedy skit, it funny get over it

  • Fact: Jesus was a Jew >.>

  • im catholic and i think its hilarious

  • @woody19791 what is the point of getting people aggravated on youtube just don't watch robin williams (Jewish comedian) about religion so quit fucking commenting you to whathehell81 both of you are racist pricks!!!

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  • I believe in jesus and I think this is super funny. I think Jesus has a good sense of humor

  • I'm Christian and I still find this a hoot.

  • @MrRise87 And im a nigger and I still find this funny...

  • Why does everyone bring religion and atheism and philosophy into this? Just comment on the video your watching. Wanna comment about that stuff do it on videos about them

  • I'm a Muslim, funny.

  • This guy's not even funny. He reminds me of a wuss.

  • @RayAir1 He's hilarious, and he's got balls for making fun of things like this. It's for our enjoyment.

    But you're entitled to your opinion.

    Except he is funny, admit it.

  • @RayAir1 Keep talking keyboard warrior.

  • @Perezco Just so you understand the Crusades did murder many innocent people including Muslims, but the Crusades were committed by the Catholic church, which, and I'm going to make a ton of people angry, is not a Christian organization, you see their doctrine teaches Mary as the "Queen of Heaven" and Mary worship, why do you think they put shrines out to her in their front lawn. There are numerous doctrines which they teach, which do not follow Christ's teachings. So please know the facts.

  • 1:10 laughed so hard omg that is so funny :D:D:D:D

  • I'm Christian but I still love Robin Williams. However, no more kid's movies Mr.Williams

  • Oh you are glowing oh thats right you dont need a lamp :P

  • ''for the last super, wouldnt they go out for chinese''XD

  • XD Robin is the best.

  • Jesus was genuinly Jewish, but it's still f*cking brilliant to hear my religeon being slagged, I dunno why XD

  • whatthehell81 wants me to talk LOGIC with him. lmao!

    hate monger, don't hold your breath. I don't talk with bigots like you. I know you realy want me to, because you enjoy it, but I won't give you that pleasure.

    Overwhole I'd say I don't give a damn what you say :)

  • btw, you idiot. "Jore Dia" which you mean "Yore De'a" 17, is talking about Slaughter Laws - of chickens etc. The word "Goyim" isn't even mention there!

    screw you and your antisemite sites.

    what the hell are you doing in a robin williams video, when theres a whole wide world of conspiracy and/or neo-nazi videos out there that fits antisemites like u

  • @MsWatching8 Nazi is a combination of the word nationalist and zionist. The jewish Rothschilds financed Hitler over Prescott Bush and others. Hitler himself, like his crazy woman Eva Braun were jewish. One of the main goals of ww-2 was to kill off diasporic jews, that integrated themselfes into communities in europe, not hating all others anymore. Of course some jews involved in planing and supporting ww-2 also wanted to kill jewish competition in business, scholarship and so on.

  • @whatthehell81 At last, many jews were made to go to israel after all the events in ww-2. And the hate and fear can continue....

    That is what they want to keep us small, fear and hate. Jews are only used as many others.

  • @whatthehell81 You're realy fucked up. u made yourself a whole story there, didn't you? The least u can do is be consistent with it: if zionist means hater and communist jews the opposite, how come there's a thing called Kibutz, made were communist zionists.

  • @whatthehell81 I'm wondering, r u for real, or u're just a typical antisemite with no life, trying to pull me into his sick game. You idiot turd, I can't even tell you how pathetic you are.

    I don't usually talk with hate mongers that much, so my conversation with u is over. right now.

  • @MsWatching8 Truth seem to be your biggest enemy! Otherwise you would have been able to argue, instead of attacking, trying to destroy credibility by ridiculing others.

    Iv´e seen some Jews. There is a feeling you are a jew, not able to think in argmuments and logic, but using deceivment and lies. Beeing smart but not intelligent, the jew way.

    You even make stuff up i didn´t say, by twisting my words upside down. Very jewish.

    Overall i would say, you are a self-hating jewish woman.

  • @whatthehell81 You are not Jewish at all and i am willing to bet you on that. I can disprove ALL of your asinine theories as well. It's not hard since they are made up..how's your Hebrew?

  • @whatthehell81 So you think being Jewish is a bad thing? Well you sir, are wrong. Your name, whathtehell, thats what i'd like to ask you. What have you got against jews, what have they ever done to you? Why is it an insult to be jewish?

  • @whatthehell81 LOL...i have a book for you called 2+2=5. In it I PROVE that 2+2=5 but the JEws have been pulling tehg wool over people's eyes by "proving" that it is 4 and stealing the 1 each time.

    THAT is how brilliant you sound. Thank god you are th eguy in the know! Whew, i feel better.

    Hitler was not even 1% Jewish and neither was Braun. What is the weather like up your as anyhow?

  • @whatthehell81 Seriously whomever taught you history ripped you off. Not stupid but naive and willing to believe anything to explain your view of the planet. That must be a tough life...altering history to fit your viewpoint while having little power in real life to actually change it. LOL...anyhow thank god you're the "enemy" is all i have to say AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @whatthehell81 Umm, man Nazi doesn't stand for "nationalist zionist" it stand for: "Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei" which translates to "National Socialist German Workers' Party" Are you stupid or something?

  • He says gentiles to us! He a idiot jew lover! We are humans, not animal goyim.

  • @whatthehell81 "goyim" simply means "other nations" in Hebrew. It's not an insult -.-

  • @MsWatching8 So if jews are jews and all others are other nations they call goyim, they think they are something special. The choosen ones. Yeah right, the choosen ones from Lucifer as some jews out all of them, revealing this truth!

    By the way, they refer all other humans with the term goyim as animals. The talmud speaks openly about that all others are beasts and every jew will get 2000 ov them as slaves.

  • @whatthehell81 dude, "Goyim" means in Hebrew nations. That's it.

    "The chosen ones"? u mean like Harry poter? :) No, they believe they were chosen to have more laws. Not that they worth more than others.

    Every human is special and holy according to Judaism, As they all were created in the shadow of god. The things u say about the talmud are things taken completely out of context and changed by haters. I never heard such a thing in my life - slaves??

    I'm a jew, so I know about these stuff.

  • @MsWatching8 I already assumed you are a jew. Your way of

    You are acting in the mode of this teachings:

    Szaaloth-Utszabot The Book of Jore Dia 17: "A Jew should and

    must make a false oath when the goyim [non-Jew] asks if our books

    contain anything against them."

    Schabbouth Hag (6d): "Jews may swear falsely by the use of

    subterfuge wording."

  • @whatthehell81 Lies.

    But it doesn't realy matter what's true and what's not, right? You'll just believe whatever you like.

    Well, enjoy your bigoted way of life. Maybe being a hate monger is fun and I don't get it

    It might sound realy strange to you, but I don't give a damn what's your opinion on jews. Neither does anybody else. Realy, it's not that interesting LOL.

    My comment to you was a regular respond of someone who see something not true and have the need to fix it.