sing jesus

[jimstret6]

EPIC FAIL 

[inurfacedik]

the jewz jk love jewz



[PracticalManiac]

I put my weiner in jesus' butt before

[Sheetkenny]

Did he die? lol kidding

[saetastur]

i dont mind seeing any god die im sorry if im being rude but xD I like seeing some gods made fun of :) dont care ho it is :) of the gods :Þ im still a good person though xD im not a believer like most of the world is...

[zballfan]

Sorry but this video so wrong. I am sure Jesus not happy with this video

[TheLio666]

@zballfan the best video on jesus ever made...I think jesus is actually laughing about it.....

[gamecrazy6741]

189 people just got hit by a bus :/

[Stalinx20]

hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! thats hilarious

[mrgameandpeng]

Its not offensive because hes saying he can survive and he could of survived being run over.He is Jesus ya know!

[Fpp81]

thi´s the more offensive video fuck you

[Lummady]

I will survive - Bääm! 

[aria305]

so offensive.....shame shame...dude.... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[xy8015]

ROFL. Damn you for making me offended and laugh my ass off at the same time!

[MareBellator]

Whats wrong with making fun of a guy that never existed?

[OneSavageJesus]

This is one of the funniest vids I have seen ever!!! 

[Shaurai]

no offense to any believers,

but srlsy i will surive.... Slam! XD i roflmao'd there

[Gerardopianist]

skurwysyny niech szanuja !!!!

[randomnoone]

ROFL !!!!!!!!!!!!!! jesus is gay and gets hit by a buss hahahahah

[XxXkarol0lXxX]

pojebało tych co to zrobili śmieci kurwy wsadzili im z 2 stron w odbyt i do mordy takie żeczy zrobić to ino szataniści albo 1 huj wie kto !!!!

[Hobbit85BB]

Obrażasz uczucia religijne satanistów. To jest niezgodne z prawem. Wstydź się.

[inlovewithoutdoors]

I think it's hillarious!! And didn't God invent humor anyway? (all-things)

[FabiIstEinSchokohase]

ZU GEIL!!

[LasyBanny97]

very cool

[thepersonof99]

LO fucking L

[CuteCarlee]

i know you intended for this to be a joke, but some people will take it very seriously because it seems like you are mocking jesus. i for one dont find this very funny.

[Aizen1122]

oh come on everyone makes fun of Jesus. i bet you Jesus would laugh at this if he wanted

[ac89live]

he's a mother fucker !!! what kind of shit he's is doing !!! fuck hem .. and God bless Jesus !

[ParanoiaPrise]

you are ignorant, please die.

[TeCNoFoLLe94TuaMaMMA]

fuck you bech!!!

[ParanoiaPrise]

Bitch*

[ac89live]

FUCK YOU TOOOOOOOOOOO LOL

[SouthParkRoolz]

It was just a little bit of fun, please don't take it so seriously. It is offensive to some, I know that. Just... calm down, okay ¬¬

[stratoluisa]

jajajajajajajaja

[hameshachaha]

xD!!

[jonybrock]

enrealidad lo matan ?

[McElectroMan]

i will survive!!!!!... Boom xd

[marx0ista]

Jaja, muy bueno, respondiendole a los yankees católicos, si es ofensivo para uds para mi es magnífico. Lamento que te apoyes tanto en una persona que en realidad no se sabe sifue real o no. Los musulmanes tienen más motivos para creer, por lo menos se sabe que mahoma si existió y su mensaje fue bastante parecido al de Jesus, lástima que maltraten tanto a las mujeres, en ese sentido no puedo apoyarlos, por lo demás AGUANTE SALADINO, morite Ricardo I

[romanticos21]

nose en q andan pensando para hacer est tipo de cosas

[magnesium10mg]

"I will survive"

BOOOOM xDD

[fleetfloat]

Your body type and language is that of a New York Jew!

[vandervaart2318]

lol

[sddeheeg]

This is the most offensive video I have ever seen in my life. It was so vulgar and disgusting that I wanted to vomit. The Catholic Church would hate it. It was awesome.

[Tagzman619]

@sddeheeg im catholic , i find this funny ! ! ?

[trachypithecus]

@sddeheeg was totally prepared to RAGE when I started reading it. Thumbs up when I actually finished :p

[pedskon]

@sddeheeg The Catholic Church would hate it? People on youtube are even more retarded than i thought

[futurman3]

jeje lol

[kalashnikovmicha]

sa paye très cher de de moqué des messagé de Dieu ... j'ai payé une fois très cher se genre de plaisanterie et c'est une coïncidence ... STP efface cette video

[NiceToForget]

Uhh

[PunkGiugi]

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH

*collapsed*

[TanreiChan]

lol to all u people ut there who r ike, "ur going to hell!" ur wrong! god has to have a sense of humor(he created comedians and jokes and so on!), and respect jewish people! dont call them 'whore' becuz they have a diff religion!

[DJ0AwP]

Fuck Jesus Hail Oden!

[theTIGRANandARTshow]

dude what the fuck is wrong with u oden isnt real faggot oden likes big old saggy pale titties in his mouth

[DJ0AwP]

pah but jesus was an person with special skills? like Horus and all the virgin born guys before?? -.-

[smithmathai007]

Fuck u whoever did this.asshole F#@$%^

[matthewlewis01]

why is everyone so serious its just a bit of fun

[gsarrells]

LOL!

[david01928]

funny as hell

[joeygrt]

You whore jews, you deny the son of God that was born in your own front yards, you mock and make fun of him, you would not dare make fun of mohammed or budda or any other religion, your moses is the thief and the liar, pretending he received the ten commandments from God, shame on you , you are blind and you jews are the poisen in this world, you infiltrate every country and start fires accross the world, you day shall come, keep shaking your heads to your empty walls, you whores of hollywood.

[david01928]

buddha... not budda

muhammed... not mohammed

poison... not poisen

no one will take you serious if you talk like a fucktard... jesus inspired me... to grow a beard

[Lappnil]

You fuckin Bitch...

[gav4010]

i would like to see you try that using Mohammed instead of Jesus.

[ChloeRocksOutLoud]

U SUCK!!!!

[TiiFamaDa]

muy bueno!!!

aunke no entiendo los comentarios

y me da hueva traducirlos

jojo

sale¡¡¡¡¡

[tothemax300]

wtf?

[StillAware]

That's cool. I see your views at 221,233 and your screen name is 122332. Haha that's fun.

[R4uchErMejo]

porco diooo come goddo sotto un autobus goDDo e attenti ke dio vi fulmina a tutti dio negroo

[mijo2100]

*Oración Por Mexico: Dios Ayuda A mexico Contra Esta Enfermedad Sean Todos Sanados Amen.

Si Crees En Este Mensaje Enviaselos a 5Videos mas recuerda que jesus dijo:

Sí me niegas entre los hombres, te negare ante mi padre.

en 4 minutos te diran te amo

[66annina99]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaahahahahahhahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha­hahahhahah

[Shanemicpre]

lol he will be back singing and dancing again in 3 days no doubt.

[PaPaRoSeTheFirst]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you made me cry by laughing too much

[Apocalip]

ROFLMAO

[huntingnester]

You suck!!!!

[words34]

we muslims believe that JESUS is a prophet from GOD, so we love him and respect him for that, while you christians believe he is a son of god but you abuse him,

do think when he return back he will love you or respect you for this, please show some respect to JESUS

I know you are not bad, Quraan said that christians are not bad but you are mislead by some bad lies Jews had made it in the past.

to make you their slaves.

PLEASE WATCH THE ARRIVALS VIDEOS SERIES TO KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

[momokp95]

i think this this rude. in a way.

[jackafa92]

lol

[moonrosehuntress]

LOL and I'm supposed to be religious. Give it a rest you devout christains/catholics :D Jesus would want us to have some fun, right? Yeah, I'm right.

[mr1over]

this shows how much respect you have...lol

[MrcN2k]

amen dude

[JmKfrozt]

elisabeth,... well.. he might had spelled your name wrong (i don't say that i have good english) but take a look at the things you write.. EVERYTHING is mispelled,... oh. .my bad.. you got "is" "a" and "bad" correctly spelled ! Cheers!

[XXXelizabethXXXX]

dis is a bad video, u guyz r blasphemin d name of God........... hu eva brot dis here... im srry 4 u coz MY GOD IS REAL ND HE CAN PUNISH U!!! ASk 4 forgivness all of u

[killath303]

Grammar. Learn it.

[XXXelizabethXXXX]

ur a retard u kno!!! d state of u!! -gwamma lwearn iwt- ur a baby

[killath303]

Oh i'm a retard am I? Elizibeth, Don't imply i'm stupid please, Its insulting. As for the vid, Its meant to be funny. And i laughed. Its not blasphemy, Its humor.

I also believe in God and Jesus too, But i also believe in a good laugh too.

[XXXelizabethXXXX]

well u are stupid coz 1st of all: U SPELT MY NAME RONG!!!! its Elizabeth! nd ur laughin at Jesus nd still sayin u luv him! ur a hypocrit! if sum1 put up a video bout ur mom nd she was singin nd den a bus cam nd knocked her down wud u laugh nd say ''i believa in good humour''

[killath303]

Lol, Forget this. I'm outta here.

[killath303]

Oh sweet irony =)

[knmer1470]

You are a "Religitard". There is no such thing as god. Its all just a bunch of made up nonsense. In 1000's of years there hasn't been one scrap of evidence that god exists. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. So... prove it "Elizabeth the Religitard"... prove it or be gone. And don't say prove he DOESN'T exist because the burden is upon those who make crazy claims. Better yet - watch Bill Maher's "Religulous".

[XXXelizabethXXXX]

der is proof! u jus gotta open ur heart nd blieve!! hu made u??????? nd onli a fool will say my mum! coz hu made de 1st man in d world adam! God did! nd dnt start sayin de big bang!! dats jus stupid nd sayin we wer made from apes!

[ebaj]

I don't know what's more insulting - your spelling or your litteral interpretation of the bible :P

[knmer1470]

I gotta open my heart to believe?! Thats just silly! You could apply the same logic to anything. i.e. "If you open your heart, you can believe that jesus wore underpants made of lettuce".

There is TONS of evidence for evolution and NO evidence for the existence of god. Ignorant, fundamentalist 'religitards' like you are a danger to society. Are you going to fly a plane into a building next?

...and where did you learn to spell... holy crap!

[thehollandone]

your proof is that you we must believe what a proof. talking about stupid.

[BehemothARK]

God does not punish... chill yourself up. smile XD

[Tawaxyon]

Ofcourse god punishes.. Who else killed all in the river thingy that killed the whole planet?.

[PaPaRoSeTheFirst]

Are you sure your god exist?

nvm

[lemonrind]

@XXXelizabethXXXX Your lack of spelling skills is proof that there is no god.

[timihendrix08]

lol i love it

[sk8te76]

lol shrek?

[jedimaster8758]

wtf....................*twitch­*........*twitch*

[jedrulagdansk]

even jesus can t pass the street on the red light ;d

[the6killer]

lol.. the man really dead?

[noobguy1234]

ouch... it was a punishment of god.

GOD has no son. god is one.

[67956968]

0:5o do you think he died for real i mean he did get hit buy a bus you know lol

[GONO667]

super klip

[drrll13]

not good making fun of Jesus!

[pepek357]

busbyj123: how he changed your life?

[busbyj123]

God exists. If not, then explain to me what it is that has changed my life...

[callmydog]

Junk food.

[DaronzSoaD]

The voices in your head.

[3q89396]

there is no god think about it how will eney of the stuff about gods egsitens make seanse

[venganza89]

AJAJAJA jEsUs gay.....

[soxeyer]

PWNED!!! x100

[XtremeXXX01]

JESUS BALERINE!

[Cukier1994]

Well I don't really care 'bout god and things like this and I really find it hilarious ^^ anyway it's just the way people see it so I don't think that arguing or offence has any sense ... still it's just my opinion ;P

[oMyMike]

i believe in jesus and god and everything but seriously guys we dont have to argue weather hes real or not just watch and enjoy this video

i find it hilarious

[gemurock]

Yeah fair enuff you guys dont believe in god and neither do i actually, but im not shouting and swearing about it. If you dont believe in him then thats fine but dont go dissing someone elses beliefs, its really disrespectful. =\

[oMyMike]

amen lol :P

[thealexstrikesback]

God Doesnt Exsist.............get over it!

[Pavel1155]

stupid bichs

[robinho18101993]

FUCK YOU

[coyotitopunk]

oe mierda chiste idiota baboso de mierda te avs a la puta ! chupa la pinga no es gracioso esa huevada ia puta no te burles!!!!!

[WhenWorldsColide]

All if you people are so dum, god dosnt exist get with it.

[knmer1470]

No doubt you 'god believers' will say with great indignation "He does exist!" But really - in 1000's of years there has never been one shred of proof. NOT ONE SCRAP OF EVIDENCE. Saying 'He exists because I believe" is ignorant nonsense. Saying 'prove that god doesn't exist' is absurd. The burden of proof lies first and foremost with the person making the claim

[jakegumm10]

What the hell r u talking about that God does not exist. ur gonna tell me two atoms formed this world. dude i bet if i leave my shit sitting in the toilet its gonna turn into a goddam car too huh???this evolution shit is too fuckin retarded

[knmer1470]

The funniest part is that all you Jesus freaks really do believe in god! You must also believe in other magical things like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. If you thought critically, you'd see that there's no such thing as Santa, the easter bunny or god. Extraordinary claims such as 'god exists' requires extraordinary proof. ... and there is no proof that god exists...

[sesisma]

i will survive... bang

[juankFTW]

Im sorry, is not that Im not open-minded. but sure it is that when u find out someone is making fun of something you love, you have all the right in the world to argue and complain

I really think this video sucks. It didnt make me laugh at all. and that's my opinion.

[mikeleeross]

I will pray for all of you, God Bless

[garlandrose]

This is not at all funny...Stupid actually

[VBacchante]

This is funny.

What does religion have to do with it? I'm Catholic and find this hilarious...

[oMyMike]

i no!!!!! i replayed this like a million times! on the veiws i garente u im atleast half of them lol

[QVVEEl3JUMP3R]

im NOT afraid to say that there is a god. And there is only one.. If you dont believe in him that is fine but he has a plan for you.. He is by u and watching your every move.. He knows what is right and wrong.. He knows the way.. But all of you who say that he isnt real.. He is bigger than you and he will get into your heart and bring you great blessings and miricles... You can even see for yourself...

[oMyMike]

ok u guys stop argueing about religion and just appreaceate a guy walked down a street in....what i wanna call underwear. and lip sung "i will survive"

lol i find it hilarious

[crazyforlife08]

Honestly, I want to know what makes you idiots believe in god. Have you ever seen him? Has he spoken to you directly? Has he given you ANY fucking sign he's real?

The bible was written by fanatics who wanted to get people to believe whatever they said, so they wrote a book about god and Jesus and other people and said it was a holy document. Anybody who believes it is pathetic and is just afraid of controlling their own life and making their own decisions so they say somebody else controls them

[Kuromi101]

why are you saying that? just let em beleive what they want to beleive. let anyone beleive what they want to beleive. were you present when they wrote the bible? i dont think so. you cant prove fanatics wrote the bible. i beleive in god so you r insulting me.

u have to experience it for yourself. i feel like he really is there. so dont leave such a horrible comment like that. i dont go around saying your an idiot

[knmer1470]

I agree. You hit the nail on the head!

[crazyforlife08]

The best part of this video is all of the christian comments, you people really have no sense of humor. Get over it. To be honest, what I want most in life is (if there is a hell)for all of the christians and catholics to go there for telling everybody else that theyre going to go to hell for not believing in god. You have no idea how funny that would be for me. By the way Jesus (the person not the "son of god") was JEWISH, you're all hypocrites for doing so many awful things to them in the past

[marcaronx49z]

are u ANTI's!!...Man... its in history of jerusalem....his propehts ...his grave...and do u think the bible is not true...man....if the bible is a theory there must be no jesus...and if that so...no histories in jerusalem...ANTI's all will go down to hell...thats what...go to hell...u non beleivers...if u dont realy.. read the book of REV. and GOSPELS...so u can be saved

[Djrockk]

I always had a hunch Christians had no sense of humor. A lot of these comments come close to proving me right.

[yuriy73]

no lol there isnt any dummy hitting the bus or anyhting, its simply a video of a bus going past fast cut together with the guy walking. if you watch it slowly you can still see the guys shadow even though he is supposed to be stuck right on the bus =)

[antimoron08]

more sick and twisted propaganda

there are to much morons in this world

[2pac057]

yeah ALOT of morons in the world and the most of them are not muslims but christians -_-

[timothyrawlinson07]

with an additional footage of a dummy hitting off the bus :

[timothyrawlinson07]

The real bus goes in front of him and this is then pieced together with footage of another bus after the camera has been left in the same position- then the two are pieced together. The editing point is obvious and mixed in with the sound of a crash... obvious as fuck,

[poisendartfrog]

this is sick im disgusted I could not even watch it all.

[xctaek21]

Fuck off bastards...you are all mother fuckers the owners ...Fucking Bitches

[Corenot]

do u like jesus he is not real ok so FUCK U BITCH

[VT4God]

Well this Jesus(in this video) couldn't even save him self...So i guess i can forget about asking him if he would be a man enough to die on a cross for other people like real Jesus did.Thank God that there was only ONE Jesus who could do it.

[timothyrawlinson07]

it isnt real dumb shit

[yuriy73]

umm why would you want to be such an idiot and let yourself get nailed to a piece of wood? rofl man ur real stupid (wanna bet american)

[brojim391]

great....think about him enough and my prayers are that he will come into your heart. Jesus is big enough to take your poke even if many of us christians are not

[jovanminovic]

fools!

[hadewangsta]

hahaha this makes me laugh so hard every time i see it :D, but the funniest part is to read the comments of all upset christians ;P

[carlosgustavo77]

I'm pretty sure that Jesus would laugh. hahahaha.

[TyGie274]

this is horrible.. you should be ashamed. i mean maybe like someone gay and faggish like hannah montana but not jesus!!!! that is just wrong. Jesus dies for us and u make...u make... THAT???

[timothyrawlinson07]

its not real chill out and read a bible and ill burn it afterwards

[shcoke2]

This guys is Soooo GAY.... ha ha ha ha ha Thank God a bus got this Retard who is going to end up in a Mental Ward anyway : )

[lagoolleess]

ummmm....jesus wasn't fat....and was hung on a cross....he didn't know what the fuck buses were.....burn in hell you cockroach. and he wasn't white....he was a towelhead

[dollarmaus]

old ...

but still funny xD

[neouniversex1]

Lol XD

[TheRiemannIntegral]

This is the video. Where's the parody?

XD

[RafailoSagaraSempai]

ROFLOL

[dego1010]

Those who made this video did not taste our Lord's love before. They are ignorant. Pray for them. Lord, i love you soo much...

[TheRiemannIntegral]

All Christians are Gay!

Let me prove it: All of you have a personal relationship with Jeebus Christ, right? So 2 billion Christians. Hmmm. 1 billion dicks & 1 billion cunts. That's the biggest intergalactic orgy ever! So you can be gay with Jeebus, but you guys have stoned gays to death for two thousand years.

[vhsdevil]

hey shut up man, i hope god forgives you for saying that. what you said was really messed up and stereotypical. I am dropping this conversation.

May you feel the hug of Jesus and be accepted into his heart.

[TheRiemannIntegral]

vhsdevil,

I told you I'm not gay. I don't want to feel Jeebus' hug. Isn't he dead? Forgive me? I'm an atheist. I have killed your god; that's why you were blessed with such little intelligence. May be Natural Selection failed to get rid of your kind.  Too bad your genes will be passed on to a poor child, who would know a sausage from a dick.

[vhsdevil]

TheRiemannlntegral

I never said you were gay. what you just said. " i have killed your god" THAT IS NOT TRUE look i dont care if you think that you are going to grow into a freakin tree after you die. You cannot kill my god and never will.

My god whos true name is still mysterious. Is forgiving. Caring and will never leave you.

Palm 23:4 Even if I walk through a very dark alley, I will not be afraid,because you god, are with me. Your rod and your walking stick comfort me.

PS: INEVERSAIDYOURGY

[fukinguitar]

WTF IM CHRISTIAN AND IM NOT GAY ASSHOLE ¬¬ but yeah Deigo1010 is a fake christians he is only a fanatic

[outofstepwithian]

the best part was when jesus died cause all the moron fucking christians are probably crying

[angiemilligan]

Jesus Christ died for all our sins and now we have a chance for life after death because he died on the Cross . The reason we celebrate Easter is because not only did he die but he rose to life . If you ask Jesus to forgive your sins ...he will and ask him to help you become a better person and he will guide you everyday . He has changed my life and I am so greatful for what he has done for me .

All you have to do is ask him and he is waiting . Jesus is a loving God and loves you !

[gotentk4]

the reason you guys celebrate easter is for No SChool yay!! and plus it was like i think springn equinox and brought them back to life...

[dego1010]

Let our Lord forgive those who made this video because, they didn't know what they were doing. Pray for them..

[hossamibr]

how could you do such thing?!!!!!

for those who made this video, I don't think you are real christians or even those who made funny comments on it. By the way, I am muslim and I hate god's messenger to be part of our daily sarcasm.

[JesusOfficial]

haha im singing

[cami66litsa33llcj]

awesome

[parandehdarya]

i like 0:51..lol