(somebody please flag this)You will be kissed by the love of your life on the nearest possible Friday. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life but you will die in 2 days if you don't post this to 3 videos.
I'm a Christian but i try to be nice to everyone. I don't hate anyone, I do have some friends that are gay and don't go tell them they are going to hell. Most Christians are they fake ones and they make me look bad
@craqqer its the hardcore ones that are the problem. theyre the ones who are so obsessed that if it says something like "man shall not lay with another man" theyll try to impose that closeminded bigoted bullshit on other people. they make ALL religious people look bad, not just other christians like you. the laid-back halfassed ones are the ones that let stuff slide like premarital sex, or gays, or cussing. in my town i didnt even get proper sex ed- just a bunch of abstinence propaganda
@JaCkMiChEaLs0n The "hardcore" gays are just as much of a nuisance, wouldn't you agree? The ones that are all up in your face about it and try to convince you on a daily basis that their lifestyle is just as "valid" as yours is? Yeah, those people are annoying as shit, aren't they?
@LedWhisky69 only if its uncalled for, then yeah. its like the religious people who have to bring up their religion every 5 seconds and awkwardly force it into the conversation (stanhope has a great bit on that btw). but other than that its fine- like if theres something going on & theyre getting treated like shit or bashed- then they have every right to be pissy about it- but if ur like "hey, whats up dude?" and they go off on some civil rights rant- then yeah its kinda annoying.
@craqqer they need more openminded people like you and my friend jordan who dont let thier religion effect other peoples lives. its hypocritical bigotry.
I get really worried and tense every time I see a flamboyant gay guy or drag queen walking down the street. It feels like the're now a moving target for any stupid phobe or bigot nearby and now I have to have my eyes open and my cellphone ready in case some stupid punk or drunk bitch starts harassing them. Dressed like that in public, these guys have way more balls than I do.
I ain't gay but I mean come on, why can't gay people just be happy with each other instead of being bothered by those religious fuckers every two seconds? Straight people have no hassle from gay people, why do straight people have to hassle gay people? I will never understand it. Either way I've found that gay people are probably the coolest, most down to earth people to hang with.
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@aweomae Hey fuck you. STraight people get hassled all the time by gay people saying, "o be tolerant of us." Be tolerant of what? So a man can fuck another man in the ass? I can tell you something , youre not gonna get anywhere trying to force your opinions on others. I openly disapprove of homosexuality and if gay people cant accept that, then they are just as intolerant as they view me.
@urbachmilf69 Yeah they ask to be tolerated because of people like you, who won't just let them live how ever the fuck they please. I've never met nor heard of any homosexual being disapproving of straight people, I do understand that maybe gay pride parades are a little uh....odd, I'll say. But when you disapprove of gays, that is like disapproving of non-smokers. You just can't accept their choice in life, that isn't even relevant to you in the first place. So fuck you too.
It's deeper than that. some 6000 years ago, Abraham started the Jewish race, but was amazed that no one wanted to join, simply becuz you had to cut part of your dick off as initiation.
So he came up with the brilliant idea to breed with own family by outlawing all non-reproductive sex with the death-penalty, turning women into baby-machines, and pretty soon he had entire CITIES full of lot of ugly inbred people who hated gays.
@aweomae "I've never met nor heard of any homosexual being disapproving of straight people." I have, but so what? I've heard gay people contemptuously referring to heterosexuals as "breeders". Some of them have expressed to me the idea that we are somehow less evolved than they are, more limited in our choices as to who and how we love. But again I say...so what? Gay people are just people. No better or worse. Just as bad, just as wonderful. (BTW...secondhand smoke kills)
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@urbachmilf69 Well said, it's sick to see your own kind fucking the same sex and being so happy about getting it up the ass. I don't get it. They want to spread Aids, have no children of their own but want to adopt. Does that make sense??
@urbachmilf69 dude, tolerance doesn't mean that you're not allowed to stand up for yourself when someone is hatin' on you. If you disapprove of ass sex, don't have any, but it's none of your fuckin' business if other people enjoy it. I guess that all the gay guys who don't have ass sex are fine by you, then? And you probably hate all the straight ladies who have ass sex, right? So basically, you're not anti-gay, just anti-ass sex? got it. lulz =P
The part about people marrying their pets is a straw man argument drummed up by the douchebag conservatives. Rational people see marriage as an act of commitment between two consentual adults. That removes all the bullshit conservatives bring to the debate.
Thank you for your prompt reply :). "Gay guys get married here, adopt children and get the same benefits as a straight married couple". This is true in portugal. "they still make parades and festivals celebrating homosexuality and whatnot." also true, they´ve made oe of the biggest celebrations of the year in the capital, Lisbon, with the foundation of a gay rugby club included. And ive read it was the 11th edition i think, so its nothing new.
@molitatron I just believe it would be better for everyone (gays and straights with no special interest in the gay community in specific, such as myself) if the homosexual community focused more on achieving what they felt was right, and left the whole "we´re here, we´re queer, get used to it" attitude at home (i also dont enjoy the straight version, the guys who keep talking about "getting pussy", etc.and have long passed the 20s age).
@molitatron Straight people aren't the ones being discriminated against.Gay people have that attitude because they have a chip on there shoulder from being treated like shit for being caste out of society for being "Odd"sexual orientation doesn't mean a thing,until it's made a issue and becomes more and more demonized by complete assholes.
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Well they should, first of all, it IS in the bible that gay people will go to hell. We evolved using a male and a female, not two fagots. Gay people should die, i'm glad for those who kill themselves because they were oppressed and shit. jajaja, suckers!! Plus come on, really? I don't mind gay people, just hopes it was like it used to be where they kept it in a secret and if someone found out they get stoned, :D
@YusukeChi it's also in the 10 commandments that you shall not kill, and i guess if u lived in the age where humans had less rights you'd be the one stoning gay ppl to death, resulting in u going to hell. and you DO mind gay ppl when u say "gay ppl should die" you dumbass. seriously ur a friggin psycho when u put a :D next to a statement about ppl getting stoned to death.
@YusukeChi How are other people's sex lives and orientations any of your business? Plus, basing an argument on the Bible is ridiculous. Unless of course you also agree with slavery and gouging people's eyes out because they looked at you wife. Let gay people be with who they want. It's not like they're hurting anyone FFS.
i don't condone any type of faggotry, but i'd rather have openly gay people out there than the niggas that fuck girls and guys and spread AIDS around. If you're gay be gay, also i had a gay dog i didn't even know animals could be anything but straight until i saw that.
@smokythecameraman Not just dogs, 500 different species of animals have homosexual members.
It's caused by the male's body absorbing more masculinity in the body than the brain does when he's in the womb. They then realize it later in their lives.
My opinion on gay love: I don't believe in it. I also don't believe in straight love. Or any other insert-name-here love. I believe in love. That's it. Love. If two people love each other, why does that piss others off at all? Leave them alone and let them enjoy the happiness they've found.
I do the best I can do mind my own business. I'd like to think it's good policy -- at least it's worked for me so far....
@darkridr25 One of the best comments I've read anywhere, I have to say. Hats off to you for having the sense to see that love is love, and spreading that opinion so that others might learn from it. It's weird how people don't realize how silly it sounds, even after hearing this comedian speak about it like this, isn't it?
@hntaineko Thank you, and yes: While I always believed the way I do I could never really put my feelings into words until I started listening to these freer-minded comedians articulate these ideas the way they do. Hopefully more people will hear this message more and more via these and other comedy routines and start really looking hard at the dogma they were raised to believe in to be the gospel truth. :)
i only have a problem with the stereotypical gays. Example, I know a guy who was acting "normally", walking like a man, no hip swaying, in his normal tone of voice, and then when he realized he was gay he turned to that high pitched voice, finger waving, more attitude than a female. Be who you are and not you think you should be like! Just because you are gay doesn't mean you have to become the stereotypical gay man unless that is who you truly are and always have been. Am I alone in this?
@casket4114 I think so too. But I don't think they are aware what exactly are they. I mean, I think they have a problem defining them selves and I don't mean sexually, but on other levels as well. They project that attitude of being in need to define by doing radical stuff. And here is where I actually believe not every gay is born gay, but are people that are lost or alienated at some point in their life and they try to define them selves in explicit way.
@controversyking When someone gets married, regardless of their sex, how does that affect you in any way what-so-ever? How does that mean they're "rubbing it in your face"? You realize they'll fuck eachother in the ass just the same regardless of any marriage laws, right? Doesn't that bother you a little more than them getting married?
@controversyking Excuse me, but we don't shove it anyone's faces.. Lol. You see a guy and a girl walking down the street, holding hands, or sitting on a park bench, eating each-other's faces, but if two guys were doing that, they'd probably get the shit beaten out of them. Or some mom will come out of nowhere and be like, MY CHILDREN ARE HERE! PLEASE STOP! You're the one's shoving it down our throat. We're not even legally allowed to get married, because our sex life is different to yours.
@downscale There are a lot of shows for everyone, but not very often will you see a gay man/woman on the real world, or a gay woman on bad girls club, etc. So the LGBT community decided to make their own channel with shows that focused on homosexual lifestyles. I don't see what's wrong with that. Not as a homosexual, but as a human, I don't see the harm in that.
@chriiiiisco I get really disgusted seeing two guys kissing. It's my natural reaction. And people ask me "are you disgusted when you see two girls kissing?" and I say no. When you see two people doing something, anything, you tend to put your self in their perspective, you get related to that situation. If I imagine I kiss any of those two girls I'm fine, I feel ok but two guys... its just plain wrong, and that's my natural reaction not some "belief" of "prejudice".
@markomanius Well, if you're going to put it that way, I suppose a lot of gays feel the same way when they see a straight couple kissing. However, They just move on with their life. Where-as a large portion of the straight community would freak out if it were a same sex couple. I don't have a problem seeing anyone show affection in public, and I don't understand why anyone would. However, I am in no position to judge you on your opinion. I just move on. Like the rest of the world should do.
@chriiiiisco That is not my "opinion", it's my natural reaction. I don't make it my opinion to be strait, I was born with an instinct and naturally fall in love in first grade in a cute girl just as many straight guys. There is no place for judging this, same as for judging gay people for falling in love to same sex. But still, I could never say being gay is natural, for me it's just unnatural simple as that. Not judging anyone, not saying "they shouldn't do that", but is' just not natural.
@chriiiiisco you clearly just cannot face the fact that your sexual orientation is not normal. The goal of any organism in the world is to reproduce. So obviously straight people will have issues looking at you because our instincts will tell us it's wrong.
I have no problem with gay people or them getting married, but most will as it's usually connected to religious views where marriage can only occur between a man and a woman.
So don't compare a S couple with a G couple in a social setting.
@FiJo7 the world needs more gay men. otherwise it will become overpopulated and even more polluted than it is right now. the natural environment has been damaged beyond repair, and hawaii will be underwater one day.
"the goal of any organism in the world is to reproduce."
if we stick to our basic goal, soon we'll all be speaking chinese and swimming with vicious sea creatures. i hope you learned something valuable today.
@FiJo7 So what exactly do you mean by normal? The fact that homosexuality occurs in over 1500 different species and there goal is not to reproduce?
Before you go on a biological speech, learn that the goal of a species is to survive. In order to survive, it is often necessary to avoid overpopulation, so that there are not too many of the species.
But I do agree, many anti-homosexuals do seem to be in a religious setting.
@BlackFlame39 just because it occurs in the animal kingdom does not make it normal. Those animals have some sort of chemical imbalance or whatever that makes them attracted to the same sex which goes against the normal trend and survival for any species.
The main control for population has to do with what the animal eats, if that decreases so do the animals that eat them. I don't believe homosexual animals/humans exist as a natural phenomenon to control population.
@FiJo7 Well Mr. Biology Expert, if I am chemically imbalanced, then I fail to see how it's hurting anyone. The only "side effects" I seem to be facing from my so-called chemical imbalance is ignorance from douchebags like you. Humanity is not underpopulated in any way and we are not hurting anyone. Stop treating us like walking infections.
And @guspovsky: it makes absolutely no logical sense to compare love between two consenting adults to pedophilia. There is no consensuality in pedophilia.
@FiJo7 What about old women who cannot conceive anymore? Or women who have cysts in their ovaries and have to have their wombs removed? Are they worthy?
What about the families in china who can only have one child in a family?
We are over populated. Life is a continuous thing. The world isn't going to die out because of gay people. The world is however going to die out because of the STRAIGHT morons such as you who create wars for oil.
@FiJo7 I have absolutely no problem looking at homosexuals as completely normal and an important part of society, so please only speak for yourself. In a social setting I find it exactly the same if a gay couple kiss vs straight. A couple showing affection. I don't care what gender the people kissing are. And for people hiding behind religion: Christianity says love thy neighbor, respect, and do not judge. It also mentions men sleeping with men. What you decide to focus on is wholly up to you.
@chriiiiisco oh come on, I thought this type of shit was over 10 years ago. Gay guys get married here, adopt children and get the same benefits as a straight married couple, but they still make parades and festivals celebrating homosexuality and whatnot. your gay, good for you, now lets move on
@molitatron "Gay guys get married here" Where is "here" LOL you do realize everyone doesn't live where you live right? And gay people don't get the same benefits because they can't marry in most states in America and LOTS of other places around the world. And it is still a hassle for an openly gay person to adopt ESPECIALLY if it's a christian adoption agency...
@gaylolful im sure its not that hard to click on my profile and check the country, is it? :). I´ve searched for my comment until 6 months prior to you reply and still couldnt find it, could you tell me more about what were you replying to? thanks
@molitatron " oh come on, I thought this type of shit was over 10 years ago. Gay guys get married here, adopt children and get the same benefits as a straight married couple, but they still make parades and festivals celebrating homosexuality and whatnot. your gay, good for you, now lets move on"
This comment is not true....it is false...and some adoption agencies would rather close then allow gay people to adopt...so much for everyone allowing adoption...and everything else I stated....
@chriiiiisco I've seen gay people be out with it before. I'm not a homophobe, but it was pretty gross. Like even straight people doing the stuff they were doing would've been gross, but it was gay people. And it was gross.
@chriiiiisco Wholeheartedly agree. To me, people kissing and showing affection is sweet. The gender of the people makes no difference to that opinion for me. It's nobody elses business what people do in their own homes. There is no one forcing them to come back and watch, or think about it, or seek the information out. The "gay issue" is something invented so that people had someone to judge. It's time it stops.
@chriiiiisco To be honest is disgusting no matter who is doing that, so you shouldn't do it either, and btw you just live in the wrong place if you can get married. And i don't see the reason why you need to either.
@chriiiiisco I agree. i don't give two shits if you're gay or straight don't fuck on a park bench in front of everyone lol. The way I see it is gay people are miserable bastards just trying to get through life like anyone else, so why try and make their lives more difficult? People can be dicks sometimes, live and let live and above all shut the fuck up.
@chriiiiisco The reason why people think homosexuals are shoving it in our face's is because seeing a man and a woman "eat each-other's faces" is basically like you walking. Or in other words it's natural, and is pretty common place. But seeing two guy'(or two girls) "eating each-other's faces" is akin to seeing a murder.(extreme example but I couldn't think of anything else that would give the impression of WTF!!!)
@Waluigi101 Ya basically. Blame society. Gay people aren't exactly a sociological norm. Therefore society approaches things from a straight perspective.
@chriiiiisco so the male/female couple is normal and you don't even really notice it(unless your gay of course.) where as seeing a gay couple making out isn't exactly common in public. Therefore it gives you a WTF moment or in other words a "goddamn can't you too hide your damn make-out session.)
@chriiiiisco Well I should say the WTF eww moment is for the guy/guy. If it's a girl/girl type of thing a heterosexual male will be more along the lines of "OMFG that's HOT!!!"
@chriiiiisco I'm for gay marriage and all, but come the fuck on. You don't think Gay Parades are fucking pushing it? That shit put back gay rights by at least 10 years.
In a sense, they can be seen as gays shoving their sexuality right in your face, don't like to make the comparison but it's not like you get "straight" parades where people walk around celebrating just how straight they are. When it gets to a point where nobody gives two shits about anyone else sexuality, that's when we can say that gays have "equal" rights.
@CrazyCracker994 when they're suppressed so often, that's their form of protest. That's their way of saying "we've had it with your Christian right bullshit". And they have a right to that. Straight people have never been oppressed for their sexuality, so straight parades are just flat out flaunting, no doubt about it. I don't get why this is so hard to understand.
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who cares! i love this so much. i dont agree with it when a gay couple or a white or black man marries a black or white girl.
just shut the hell up and learn to deal with whats going on. call me a racist or whatever. im the most understanding racist you will ever have the pleasure to speak with. fuck you i dont agree with it fuck me you are gonna do it anyway. lets live with each other and not fight cause in the end, we should all share a god damn beer.
i love love love love louis!! he da bomb :)
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(somebody please flag this)You will be kissed by the love of your life on the nearest possible Friday. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life but you will die in 2 days if you don't post this to 3 videos.
KRINICK341 2 weeks ago
Christians don't hate gay people.
craqqer 3 weeks ago
@craqqer lol they totally do. if not then they are half-assed 'fake' christians
JaCkMiChEaLs0n 2 weeks ago
@JaCkMiChEaLs0n
I'm a Christian but i try to be nice to everyone. I don't hate anyone, I do have some friends that are gay and don't go tell them they are going to hell. Most Christians are they fake ones and they make me look bad
craqqer 2 weeks ago
@craqqer its the hardcore ones that are the problem. theyre the ones who are so obsessed that if it says something like "man shall not lay with another man" theyll try to impose that closeminded bigoted bullshit on other people. they make ALL religious people look bad, not just other christians like you. the laid-back halfassed ones are the ones that let stuff slide like premarital sex, or gays, or cussing. in my town i didnt even get proper sex ed- just a bunch of abstinence propaganda
JaCkMiChEaLs0n 2 weeks ago
@JaCkMiChEaLs0n The "hardcore" gays are just as much of a nuisance, wouldn't you agree? The ones that are all up in your face about it and try to convince you on a daily basis that their lifestyle is just as "valid" as yours is? Yeah, those people are annoying as shit, aren't they?
LedWhisky69 1 week ago
@LedWhisky69 only if its uncalled for, then yeah. its like the religious people who have to bring up their religion every 5 seconds and awkwardly force it into the conversation (stanhope has a great bit on that btw). but other than that its fine- like if theres something going on & theyre getting treated like shit or bashed- then they have every right to be pissy about it- but if ur like "hey, whats up dude?" and they go off on some civil rights rant- then yeah its kinda annoying.
JaCkMiChEaLs0n 1 week ago
@craqqer they need more openminded people like you and my friend jordan who dont let thier religion effect other peoples lives. its hypocritical bigotry.
JaCkMiChEaLs0n 2 weeks ago
@JaCkMiChEaLs0n
yea I agree but I know it most likely isn't gonna change
craqqer 2 weeks ago
next up, ewan mcgregor interview
mnypwrrspkt 1 month ago
seriousness
mnypwrrspkt 1 month ago
this man should be president.
masterbob234 1 month ago
I get really worried and tense every time I see a flamboyant gay guy or drag queen walking down the street. It feels like the're now a moving target for any stupid phobe or bigot nearby and now I have to have my eyes open and my cellphone ready in case some stupid punk or drunk bitch starts harassing them. Dressed like that in public, these guys have way more balls than I do.
copaceticetal 1 month ago 2
@copaceticetal lol,my God you're such a brainwashed moron. xD
2kageromaru 1 month ago
@2kageromaru
Not really Flamers do have pretty big balls for being so open about their lifestyle in often pretty hostile environments
alastairmctavish 1 month ago
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Ewan McGregor:
"You don't want to sell me death-sticks. You want to go home and fuck the shit out of my face."
SovereignStatesman 1 month ago
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I've seen gay guys playing ping-pong-- "oh, I DO believe it's MY SERVE!"
SovereignStatesman 1 month ago
Louis should own a talk show, or a problem hotline or something. he could just tell them how it is. instead of being all p.c.
dscrim 1 month ago
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@dscrim
Who'd sponsor it?
SovereignStatesman 1 month ago
u my friend are hay
mynameisginger1 2 months ago
@mynameisginger1 He needs to stay away from horses and or naked flames
TheBargar 2 months ago
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@TheBargar
The joke is ABOUT naked flamers LOL
SovereignStatesman 1 month ago
LOL SHITTY KID
JagroopSarai10 2 months ago
hahahaha your kid is probly a fag anyway lmao
blabla8715 2 months ago
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@blabla8715
Yeah obviously he's showing signs of it, that's why they don't wanna give him ideas ROTFLMAO
SovereignStatesman 1 month ago
"Hello! it's fucking hot outside!" I love funny gay guys! lol
10JennaMulti 2 months ago
I ain't gay but I mean come on, why can't gay people just be happy with each other instead of being bothered by those religious fuckers every two seconds? Straight people have no hassle from gay people, why do straight people have to hassle gay people? I will never understand it. Either way I've found that gay people are probably the coolest, most down to earth people to hang with.
aweomae 2 months ago 5
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@aweomae Hey fuck you. STraight people get hassled all the time by gay people saying, "o be tolerant of us." Be tolerant of what? So a man can fuck another man in the ass? I can tell you something , youre not gonna get anywhere trying to force your opinions on others. I openly disapprove of homosexuality and if gay people cant accept that, then they are just as intolerant as they view me.
urbachmilf69 2 months ago
@urbachmilf69 Yeah they ask to be tolerated because of people like you, who won't just let them live how ever the fuck they please. I've never met nor heard of any homosexual being disapproving of straight people, I do understand that maybe gay pride parades are a little uh....odd, I'll say. But when you disapprove of gays, that is like disapproving of non-smokers. You just can't accept their choice in life, that isn't even relevant to you in the first place. So fuck you too.
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@aweomae
It's deeper than that. some 6000 years ago, Abraham started the Jewish race, but was amazed that no one wanted to join, simply becuz you had to cut part of your dick off as initiation.
So he came up with the brilliant idea to breed with own family by outlawing all non-reproductive sex with the death-penalty, turning women into baby-machines, and pretty soon he had entire CITIES full of lot of ugly inbred people who hated gays.
And the rest is history!
SovereignStatesman 1 month ago
@aweomae "I've never met nor heard of any homosexual being disapproving of straight people." I have, but so what? I've heard gay people contemptuously referring to heterosexuals as "breeders". Some of them have expressed to me the idea that we are somehow less evolved than they are, more limited in our choices as to who and how we love. But again I say...so what? Gay people are just people. No better or worse. Just as bad, just as wonderful. (BTW...secondhand smoke kills)
RainbowZen999 4 days ago
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@urbachmilf69 Well said, it's sick to see your own kind fucking the same sex and being so happy about getting it up the ass. I don't get it. They want to spread Aids, have no children of their own but want to adopt. Does that make sense??
tomgunc 2 months ago
@tomgunc Because the goal of same sex couples is to get aids and adopt kids, obviously.
ctcraam 2 months ago 3
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They couldn't get aids if they were married instead of being forced into the closet.
SovereignStatesman 1 month ago
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@tomgunc
Hey pal, if Salma Hayek wanted anal sex and you'd say "no," I think YOU'RE the faggot!
SovereignStatesman 1 month ago
@tomgunc Sad to see only a few intelligent people like yourself good... err... sir? :o
2kageromaru 1 month ago
@urbachmilf69 dude, tolerance doesn't mean that you're not allowed to stand up for yourself when someone is hatin' on you. If you disapprove of ass sex, don't have any, but it's none of your fuckin' business if other people enjoy it. I guess that all the gay guys who don't have ass sex are fine by you, then? And you probably hate all the straight ladies who have ass sex, right? So basically, you're not anti-gay, just anti-ass sex? got it. lulz =P
HelFKiernan 1 month ago
fuck the gays
finsfann2 2 months ago
gay marriage is great, you can double your wardrobe.
yetshi 2 months ago 6
who wouldn't with Ewan? xD
Jill4ChrisRedfeild 3 months ago
I'll bet you anything Ewan McGregor has seen this video...
ivelosthewilltolive 3 months ago 51
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@ivelosthewilltolive
He was using the Force.
SovereignStatesman 1 month ago
The part about people marrying their pets is a straw man argument drummed up by the douchebag conservatives. Rational people see marriage as an act of commitment between two consentual adults. That removes all the bullshit conservatives bring to the debate.
shelton705 3 months ago 5
Gay people has the same right to be miserable as the rest of us.
Jonayofsweden 3 months ago
"I don't know it's your shitty kid, you tell them" HAHAHAHA
TheTigersWingsFan 4 months ago 18
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gay people annoy me
GITMIST 5 months ago
@GITMIST
You annoy me.
zt76831 4 months ago
@zt76831 not my problem.
GITMIST 4 months ago
Haha this is great xD
ilovecarly619 5 months ago
I am a devoted fan because of this bit right here
MadeOopsi 5 months ago
He´s so right!
Shaytarder 5 months ago
277 people are Ewan Mcgregor
willi4mtrinh 5 months ago 5
Thank you for your prompt reply :). "Gay guys get married here, adopt children and get the same benefits as a straight married couple". This is true in portugal. "they still make parades and festivals celebrating homosexuality and whatnot." also true, they´ve made oe of the biggest celebrations of the year in the capital, Lisbon, with the foundation of a gay rugby club included. And ive read it was the 11th edition i think, so its nothing new.
molitatron 5 months ago
@molitatron I just believe it would be better for everyone (gays and straights with no special interest in the gay community in specific, such as myself) if the homosexual community focused more on achieving what they felt was right, and left the whole "we´re here, we´re queer, get used to it" attitude at home (i also dont enjoy the straight version, the guys who keep talking about "getting pussy", etc.and have long passed the 20s age).
molitatron 5 months ago
@molitatron Straight people aren't the ones being discriminated against.Gay people have that attitude because they have a chip on there shoulder from being treated like shit for being caste out of society for being "Odd"sexual orientation doesn't mean a thing,until it's made a issue and becomes more and more demonized by complete assholes.
SteamEqualsFAIL 5 months ago
Louis CK is top tier
Rebazar 5 months ago
hello, hello, yes, seriousness, yesss
professorbananas 6 months ago
Keep arguing all of you, you're my entertainment after the video is over.
Irenicable 6 months ago 101
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chimdichekwa 6 months ago
@Irenicable lol totally
zxcvbnmm75 5 months ago
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Well they should, first of all, it IS in the bible that gay people will go to hell. We evolved using a male and a female, not two fagots. Gay people should die, i'm glad for those who kill themselves because they were oppressed and shit. jajaja, suckers!! Plus come on, really? I don't mind gay people, just hopes it was like it used to be where they kept it in a secret and if someone found out they get stoned, :D
YusukeChi 6 months ago
@YusukeChi i hope youre a troll. whether you are or not, get fucked, preferably in prison for being an idiot.
TheSunshineNetwork 6 months ago
@YusukeChi it's also in the 10 commandments that you shall not kill, and i guess if u lived in the age where humans had less rights you'd be the one stoning gay ppl to death, resulting in u going to hell. and you DO mind gay ppl when u say "gay ppl should die" you dumbass. seriously ur a friggin psycho when u put a :D next to a statement about ppl getting stoned to death.
chimdichekwa 6 months ago
@YusukeChi nice job talking back in private so ppl don't find out how big a douche u r. 22 yr. old japanese idol worshiper.
chimdichekwa 6 months ago
@YusukeChi How are other people's sex lives and orientations any of your business? Plus, basing an argument on the Bible is ridiculous. Unless of course you also agree with slavery and gouging people's eyes out because they looked at you wife. Let gay people be with who they want. It's not like they're hurting anyone FFS.
CHazard91 6 months ago
Thus far...two people have shitty, ugly children.
DaedalusZero 6 months ago
I hate it when I'm trying to eat cereal and two gay guys touch dicks in front of me...
TimTehPilot 6 months ago
he wants obi wan's lightsaber in him
143lordmegatron 6 months ago
what about the niggas that make love?
mommyitsbroken 6 months ago
i don't condone any type of faggotry, but i'd rather have openly gay people out there than the niggas that fuck girls and guys and spread AIDS around. If you're gay be gay, also i had a gay dog i didn't even know animals could be anything but straight until i saw that.
smokythecameraman 6 months ago
@smokythecameraman Not just dogs, 500 different species of animals have homosexual members.
It's caused by the male's body absorbing more masculinity in the body than the brain does when he's in the womb. They then realize it later in their lives.
kidkong584 6 months ago
Hello, it's fucking hot outside!
LOFL
pumishumi 6 months ago
The fact that somebody is jacking off in front of pedoporn, alone in his room, doesn't affect my life, does it mean I shouldn't care?
guspovsky 6 months ago
My opinion on gay love: I don't believe in it. I also don't believe in straight love. Or any other insert-name-here love. I believe in love. That's it. Love. If two people love each other, why does that piss others off at all? Leave them alone and let them enjoy the happiness they've found.
I do the best I can do mind my own business. I'd like to think it's good policy -- at least it's worked for me so far....
darkridr25 7 months ago 7
@darkridr25 One of the best comments I've read anywhere, I have to say. Hats off to you for having the sense to see that love is love, and spreading that opinion so that others might learn from it. It's weird how people don't realize how silly it sounds, even after hearing this comedian speak about it like this, isn't it?
hntaineko 6 months ago
@hntaineko Thank you, and yes: While I always believed the way I do I could never really put my feelings into words until I started listening to these freer-minded comedians articulate these ideas the way they do. Hopefully more people will hear this message more and more via these and other comedy routines and start really looking hard at the dogma they were raised to believe in to be the gospel truth. :)
darkridr25 6 months ago
If you really want to punish gay people, tell them they can get married but they can't get divorced.
bigmarty11288 7 months ago 39
@chriiiiisco has gay comments.
TheSmokeoutProds 7 months ago
I'd screw Ewan McGregor in the face too.
NiamhWitch 7 months ago 3
im a chrictian and i dont beleive in gay marriage but i cant do anything about it so i dont say anything
mrmanpie 7 months ago
@mrmanpie well now the internet knows. so much for not saying anything you turd.
Z0mbieRaid 7 months ago 2
being gay is like picking your nose, no one wants to see that
zISavage 7 months ago
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@zISavage Being a troll is like, me fucking your mom, nobody wants it.
MrXxarr0wxx 7 months ago
@zISavage and is like being fat. no one wants to see that either
666ThaScarecro666 7 months ago
fuck faggots choke on a dick you fuckin queer suckin homos!!! lol
peteypabloxyz 7 months ago
HELLO, it's fucking HOT outside... LMAO
em129836 8 months ago
i only have a problem with the stereotypical gays. Example, I know a guy who was acting "normally", walking like a man, no hip swaying, in his normal tone of voice, and then when he realized he was gay he turned to that high pitched voice, finger waving, more attitude than a female. Be who you are and not you think you should be like! Just because you are gay doesn't mean you have to become the stereotypical gay man unless that is who you truly are and always have been. Am I alone in this?
casket4114 8 months ago
@casket4114 Have you considered that maybe for him, the first behaviour was the "act"?
woutertron 8 months ago
@casket4114 I think so too. But I don't think they are aware what exactly are they. I mean, I think they have a problem defining them selves and I don't mean sexually, but on other levels as well. They project that attitude of being in need to define by doing radical stuff. And here is where I actually believe not every gay is born gay, but are people that are lost or alienated at some point in their life and they try to define them selves in explicit way.
markomanius 7 months ago
@controversyking agreed. I'm not all in peoples faces with my heterosexuality
Sparkk6It9 8 months ago
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Esse cara é bom
caetanopaixao 8 months ago
@controversyking explain the unnatural aspect of argument. i wanna see if you know what unnatural means. i don't think you do.
epicfails614 8 months ago
fag lover
MrMatt2122 8 months ago
@MrMatt2122 Yeah,
Walrusaurus 8 months ago
@controversyking When someone gets married, regardless of their sex, how does that affect you in any way what-so-ever? How does that mean they're "rubbing it in your face"? You realize they'll fuck eachother in the ass just the same regardless of any marriage laws, right? Doesn't that bother you a little more than them getting married?
iSOBigD 9 months ago 5
@controversyking literally the dumbest thing i have ever heard
skitzophr3nic 9 months ago
@controversyking Excuse me, but we don't shove it anyone's faces.. Lol. You see a guy and a girl walking down the street, holding hands, or sitting on a park bench, eating each-other's faces, but if two guys were doing that, they'd probably get the shit beaten out of them. Or some mom will come out of nowhere and be like, MY CHILDREN ARE HERE! PLEASE STOP! You're the one's shoving it down our throat. We're not even legally allowed to get married, because our sex life is different to yours.
chriiiiisco 9 months ago 175
@chriiiiisco I don't see Straight Pride Parades. Or Straight guys getting TV shows because they're straight and ZERO other reason.
downscale 8 months ago
@downscale There are a lot of shows for everyone, but not very often will you see a gay man/woman on the real world, or a gay woman on bad girls club, etc. So the LGBT community decided to make their own channel with shows that focused on homosexual lifestyles. I don't see what's wrong with that. Not as a homosexual, but as a human, I don't see the harm in that.
chriiiiisco 7 months ago
@downscale its called the Oscars
zxcvbnmm75 5 months ago
@chriiiiisco Stop whining faggot
kaylor666 8 months ago
@kaylor666 you're the only faggot as far as i can tell.
AlphabetSoupCircus 7 months ago
@chriiiiisco I get really disgusted seeing two guys kissing. It's my natural reaction. And people ask me "are you disgusted when you see two girls kissing?" and I say no. When you see two people doing something, anything, you tend to put your self in their perspective, you get related to that situation. If I imagine I kiss any of those two girls I'm fine, I feel ok but two guys... its just plain wrong, and that's my natural reaction not some "belief" of "prejudice".
markomanius 7 months ago
@markomanius Well, if you're going to put it that way, I suppose a lot of gays feel the same way when they see a straight couple kissing. However, They just move on with their life. Where-as a large portion of the straight community would freak out if it were a same sex couple. I don't have a problem seeing anyone show affection in public, and I don't understand why anyone would. However, I am in no position to judge you on your opinion. I just move on. Like the rest of the world should do.
chriiiiisco 7 months ago
@chriiiiisco That is not my "opinion", it's my natural reaction. I don't make it my opinion to be strait, I was born with an instinct and naturally fall in love in first grade in a cute girl just as many straight guys. There is no place for judging this, same as for judging gay people for falling in love to same sex. But still, I could never say being gay is natural, for me it's just unnatural simple as that. Not judging anyone, not saying "they shouldn't do that", but is' just not natural.
markomanius 7 months ago
@markomanius umm.... bill burr? or no?
foodonface 4 months ago
@chriiiiisco you clearly just cannot face the fact that your sexual orientation is not normal. The goal of any organism in the world is to reproduce. So obviously straight people will have issues looking at you because our instincts will tell us it's wrong.
I have no problem with gay people or them getting married, but most will as it's usually connected to religious views where marriage can only occur between a man and a woman.
So don't compare a S couple with a G couple in a social setting.
FiJo7 7 months ago
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TheSonorama21 7 months ago
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@FiJo7 the world needs more gay men. otherwise it will become overpopulated and even more polluted than it is right now. the natural environment has been damaged beyond repair, and hawaii will be underwater one day.
"the goal of any organism in the world is to reproduce."
if we stick to our basic goal, soon we'll all be speaking chinese and swimming with vicious sea creatures. i hope you learned something valuable today.
TheSonorama21 7 months ago
@FiJo7 So what exactly do you mean by normal? The fact that homosexuality occurs in over 1500 different species and there goal is not to reproduce?
Before you go on a biological speech, learn that the goal of a species is to survive. In order to survive, it is often necessary to avoid overpopulation, so that there are not too many of the species.
But I do agree, many anti-homosexuals do seem to be in a religious setting.
BlackFlame39 7 months ago
@BlackFlame39 just because it occurs in the animal kingdom does not make it normal. Those animals have some sort of chemical imbalance or whatever that makes them attracted to the same sex which goes against the normal trend and survival for any species.
The main control for population has to do with what the animal eats, if that decreases so do the animals that eat them. I don't believe homosexual animals/humans exist as a natural phenomenon to control population.
FiJo7 7 months ago
@FiJo7 Well Mr. Biology Expert, if I am chemically imbalanced, then I fail to see how it's hurting anyone. The only "side effects" I seem to be facing from my so-called chemical imbalance is ignorance from douchebags like you. Humanity is not underpopulated in any way and we are not hurting anyone. Stop treating us like walking infections.
And @guspovsky: it makes absolutely no logical sense to compare love between two consenting adults to pedophilia. There is no consensuality in pedophilia.
kaytilulu 6 months ago
@FiJo7 What about old women who cannot conceive anymore? Or women who have cysts in their ovaries and have to have their wombs removed? Are they worthy?
What about the families in china who can only have one child in a family?
We are over populated. Life is a continuous thing. The world isn't going to die out because of gay people. The world is however going to die out because of the STRAIGHT morons such as you who create wars for oil.
jaydeybugz 6 months ago
@FiJo7 I have absolutely no problem looking at homosexuals as completely normal and an important part of society, so please only speak for yourself. In a social setting I find it exactly the same if a gay couple kiss vs straight. A couple showing affection. I don't care what gender the people kissing are. And for people hiding behind religion: Christianity says love thy neighbor, respect, and do not judge. It also mentions men sleeping with men. What you decide to focus on is wholly up to you.
hntaineko 6 months ago
@chriiiiisco oh come on, I thought this type of shit was over 10 years ago. Gay guys get married here, adopt children and get the same benefits as a straight married couple, but they still make parades and festivals celebrating homosexuality and whatnot. your gay, good for you, now lets move on
molitatron 6 months ago
@molitatron "Gay guys get married here" Where is "here" LOL you do realize everyone doesn't live where you live right? And gay people don't get the same benefits because they can't marry in most states in America and LOTS of other places around the world. And it is still a hassle for an openly gay person to adopt ESPECIALLY if it's a christian adoption agency...
gaylolful 5 months ago
@gaylolful im sure its not that hard to click on my profile and check the country, is it? :). I´ve searched for my comment until 6 months prior to you reply and still couldnt find it, could you tell me more about what were you replying to? thanks
molitatron 5 months ago
@molitatron " oh come on, I thought this type of shit was over 10 years ago. Gay guys get married here, adopt children and get the same benefits as a straight married couple, but they still make parades and festivals celebrating homosexuality and whatnot. your gay, good for you, now lets move on"
This comment is not true....it is false...and some adoption agencies would rather close then allow gay people to adopt...so much for everyone allowing adoption...and everything else I stated....
gaylolful 5 months ago
@chriiiiisco I've seen gay people be out with it before. I'm not a homophobe, but it was pretty gross. Like even straight people doing the stuff they were doing would've been gross, but it was gay people. And it was gross.
Delroxorz 6 months ago 3
@chriiiiisco Wholeheartedly agree. To me, people kissing and showing affection is sweet. The gender of the people makes no difference to that opinion for me. It's nobody elses business what people do in their own homes. There is no one forcing them to come back and watch, or think about it, or seek the information out. The "gay issue" is something invented so that people had someone to judge. It's time it stops.
hntaineko 6 months ago
@chriiiiisco What the fuck has marriage and shit even got to do with it? Just keep on trucking and sucking man, no problems.
eezysqueezy 6 months ago
@chriiiiisco
Couldn't have said it better myself, and I'm straight.
iSpeak13 6 months ago
@chriiiiisco To be honest is disgusting no matter who is doing that, so you shouldn't do it either, and btw you just live in the wrong place if you can get married. And i don't see the reason why you need to either.
Arian545 6 months ago
@chriiiiisco I agree. i don't give two shits if you're gay or straight don't fuck on a park bench in front of everyone lol. The way I see it is gay people are miserable bastards just trying to get through life like anyone else, so why try and make their lives more difficult? People can be dicks sometimes, live and let live and above all shut the fuck up.
LittleMsMadness 5 months ago
@chriiiiisco suck a bag of dicks.
GITMIST 4 months ago 4
@chriiiiisco The reason why people think homosexuals are shoving it in our face's is because seeing a man and a woman "eat each-other's faces" is basically like you walking. Or in other words it's natural, and is pretty common place. But seeing two guy'(or two girls) "eating each-other's faces" is akin to seeing a murder.(extreme example but I couldn't think of anything else that would give the impression of WTF!!!)
xPreatorianx 4 months ago
@xPreatorianx So basically, gay people can see life from multiple viewpoints, while straights approach it from theirs?
Waluigi101 4 months ago
@Waluigi101 Ya basically. Blame society. Gay people aren't exactly a sociological norm. Therefore society approaches things from a straight perspective.
xPreatorianx 4 months ago
@chriiiiisco so the male/female couple is normal and you don't even really notice it(unless your gay of course.) where as seeing a gay couple making out isn't exactly common in public. Therefore it gives you a WTF moment or in other words a "goddamn can't you too hide your damn make-out session.)
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xPreatorianx 4 months ago
@chriiiiisco Well I should say the WTF eww moment is for the guy/guy. If it's a girl/girl type of thing a heterosexual male will be more along the lines of "OMFG that's HOT!!!"
xPreatorianx 4 months ago
@chriiiiisco I'm for gay marriage and all, but come the fuck on. You don't think Gay Parades are fucking pushing it? That shit put back gay rights by at least 10 years.
RelentlessBoner 4 months ago
@RelentlessBoner bullfuckingshit it does
AToxicOrange 3 months ago
@AToxicOrange
In a sense, they can be seen as gays shoving their sexuality right in your face, don't like to make the comparison but it's not like you get "straight" parades where people walk around celebrating just how straight they are. When it gets to a point where nobody gives two shits about anyone else sexuality, that's when we can say that gays have "equal" rights.
CrazyCracker994 3 months ago
@CrazyCracker994 when they're suppressed so often, that's their form of protest. That's their way of saying "we've had it with your Christian right bullshit". And they have a right to that. Straight people have never been oppressed for their sexuality, so straight parades are just flat out flaunting, no doubt about it. I don't get why this is so hard to understand.
AToxicOrange 3 months ago
@chriiiiisco I totally agree but if you're gay you probably shouldn't pick crisco as a screen name...
incandesantlite 4 months ago 2
@controversyking .... who rubs it in your face? they keep to themselves from where i'm standing... cept for when homophobes attack and beat them
sonotquiet 9 months ago
my best friend is gay and he's laughing his ass off xD
bluesboydude 11 months ago 73
@bluesboydude I have a gay best friend, too! Woo!
bagelkel00 8 months ago
@bagelkel00 yaaaaaaaaaaaay ;D and you a dude too?
bluesboydude 8 months ago
@bluesboydude oh nah I'm a chick lol still counts, though :)
bagelkel00 8 months ago
@bagelkel00 yup ;D
bluesboydude 8 months ago
@bluesboydude I don't need his permission to laugh, thanks.
ozena52 6 months ago
@bluesboydude that's brilliant that he's ok with this video
Rapchaid 5 months ago
@Rapchaid that sure is!
bluesboydude 5 months ago
lmao i've always felt that way
mimirochelle 1 year ago
this guys funny as fuck!
420ozzy420 1 year ago
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who cares! i love this so much. i dont agree with it when a gay couple or a white or black man marries a black or white girl.
just shut the hell up and learn to deal with whats going on. call me a racist or whatever. im the most understanding racist you will ever have the pleasure to speak with. fuck you i dont agree with it fuck me you are gonna do it anyway. lets live with each other and not fight cause in the end, we should all share a god damn beer.
otep85sk 1 year ago
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@otep85sk So then why don't you agree with it?
zachj589 10 months ago
@zachj589 Did he say he was going to offer reasons?
bahramf 10 months ago
@bahramf No...
zachj589 10 months ago