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  • you have few video pic thingys where you look very much like angelina jolie

  • Gettin' stuff that's behind my computer hoedown

    LMFAO

  • "Play connect the dots" LMAO

  • my mom, sister and I all think your funny. My brother doesn't but who asked him.

  • LOL 3:19 this is why i love jpmetz

  • LMAO @ 3:21. That needs to be on billboards.

  • i always thought being upset and mad 24/7 was a bad thing untill i watched jpmetz...

  • I read your description box (:

  • You literally make my day

  • That IS really pretty! I wish I looked halfway decent in blue eyeshadow

  • hehe u say ass at the wrong time..........

  • GLitter freakin palooza!

  • u forgot some green lol jk haahaha :))

  • ewww wtf is that

  • wow i can friggin watch ur vids all day and not get bored xD

  • lol tags: gardening sports technology

  • The eyebrow bit really got me xD

  • I just noticed the tags..... Lol

  • It's not like I wish to go anywhere.... Other than the bathroom to wash this off!!!!:) hahaha lol!!!!:D

  • you are epicc

  • >:c

    Justine face. o.o

  • soooo pretty

    

  • 3:20 - 3:22 <3

  • Play connect the dots!!!

    Epic face at 3:21 xD

  • I like making money for you. :)

  • 3:22 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

  • i wish i had somwhere to go beside the friggin bathroom to wash this off

  • im commenting so you can get more money

  • Someone needs a hug

  • U make me happy... :)

  • You don't have to make videos you know.. the look is good looking though

  • tropical ass lol

  • making moneyyyyy

  • money

  • i love you

  • i love you!!

  • lmfao play connect the dots

  • 3:21 best face ever.

  • @chezmania1 I so agree!

    note; If we keep this up on her new videos we might get in the Kiss my ass comment time!

  • I wish there was a smiley for you frowning and using an eyelash curler.

  • play connect the dots LOL!

  • I love itttt

    gorgeous

  • 3:21 best face ever!! lmfao!!!

  • I dont have glitter in my eye or anything, HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA !

  • i love your frowns so much! :D

  • why am i laughing so hard

  • :D :D :D <3

  • (frown) alo-haah

    that just made my day (:

  • fix your damn ugly ass eyebrows.

  • "Blue Peep" was discontinued due to trace led counts....

  • 1:30-1:37 LMFAO your amazingg!

  • "My patience is running thin" ??? Thats like my patience is wearing thin and my patience is running out mixed together.

  • hhahahahha

  • 1:30 i could watch it over and over again, so funny.

  • 3:21 i was dyinn

  • just realized this video was on my birthday last year...and now my day is better :]

  • i actually kinnda like this make-up lol and its really funny!!

  • ads;lkfjasldjfaldsjfa;lskdjf;l­a kj i just gave you money ahhah i love you eyeshaddow

  • 2:32! Pure beauty.

  • thank you for saying he has an ego, i sent him a email asking if he could do the Mad Hatter makeup and he said and i quote "no, its not halloween." that WAS the end of the letter.

  • 3:21

    Priceless.

  • I clicked HQ because I thought you were going to yell at me if i didn't.

  • the tags made me lol

  • You make me feel SO good about myself. I love you. ;u;

  • You are somewhat cute, thanks a ton for your video. it is actually depressing i live in Raemon simply because i cannot obtain high quality makeup, nonetheless i get totally free cosmetic samples through "Gratis Makeup Samples". i absolutely adore MAC cosmetics!

  • i love jpfriggenmetz.

  • yes! the contact thing happens to me all the time lmao. especially when you have bits of eyeshadow floating in your eye and sticking to your contact.. anyways, what i normally do is just grab my lower eyelid and pull it down so it's as far away from my contact as possible.

  • I really need a Flat ASS Brush...You should come up with a line of Brushes, becasue you ROCk at anything you do:)

  • "i gotta line my DAMN EYE!"

    the frigg xDD <33

  • u think ur funny or what ? ;'d 

  • @Shitpoep00 Thousands of people thinks she IS!

  • "fix your damn ugly ass eyebrows."

  • Awkward crotch shot during the Getting stuff That's Behind My Computer Hoedown.

    Like.

  • 1:35!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LOL " you know, you wanna take this frigg" omg rofl

  • Ur hilarious. I found out about you thru Shane Dawson. And this is actually really pretty!!!

  • "PUT ON LIPGLOSS."

  • ur jaw is so big!

  • LMAO you're seriously the funniest person on youtube. LOVE IT.

  • "you gotta be careful when you're blending the hell" lmao and I get eyeliner on my contacts all the time too so I usually put em in when I'm done with the make up the frigg

  • hahahahha :]

    you are so badass

    i dont care if its a makeup thing cause i'm a dude but i like it ^_^

  • HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!

  • Thank you

  • ur soo friggin funny!! very beautiful tutorial! great azz job !

  • aw i think u look cute but no place to go ... I do that 2 Makeup- "WTF I got no place to go!"

  • if you made a make up tutorial for justin beaber i would pay you to have sex with me!

  • "fix your damn ugly ass eyebrows!"

    lmao!

  • i love this video

    i love you

  • you're very pretty & very funny :)

  • stop making makeup the hell videos! i fuckin love you too much and the hell.

  • HAHAHAH

  • Again. I am alone. Laughing in my room because of you. Alone. Laughing. Can you believe this has been the highlight of my whole day?

  • yeah her videos make my life worth living...not my husband who is ignoring me right now.

  • @lillimeabh Yes.

  • @lillimeabh Same..

  • It turned out pretty nice Justine!

  • Your makeup actually turned great the hell.

  • inspirational contact lens music!

  • Are you tired of puting makup on already?

  • >:(

    u always do that face!

  • @ggiprincess edit:

    >:[

  • You have such long eyelashes! I was wondering what the black streaks were on your eyelash curler until I realized THEY WERE YOUR EYELASHES. Mine only come up to like, what, 1/3 of where yours are? Holy shit I suck. :( You rock Justine, you rock.

  • at first when i saw these, i didn't want to like you... but goddamned if i can't help it.

    you are great, and i'm glad i'm not the only one who thinks petrilude is a complete douchebrunch

  • I'm pretty sure she was kidding about Petrilude, as he is her close friend.

  • well fuck that then!

    eh, still like her XD

  • You should go to the store or something lol

  • yes mine ripped durring my class so i had to go to the bathroom and fix it

  • I literally cannot stop watching. I think i have a problem.

  • lmao i cant either!

  • 3:22 literally made me "laugh out loud"

  • This might just be the greatest thing i've ever seen

  • I friggin loved it

  • one of your best!

  • lmfaooo @ the signature mad face when she's curling her lashes.

    " D;< "

  • I was watching this and my sister came in and said 'wtf, did you type in crazy rant lady'

    then my mom came in and was " omg what's wrong with her, is she okay? ... oh haha she's just hella funny'

    and I was like ' basically'

  • I love your vids!! They make me laugh my a** off!!!

  • lol, your videos are hysterical... I love it.

  • 'you gotta take this frig'

    i think you make frig a cooler word than it already was :)

  • 3.22 So Funny!!

  • oh justine. you are the sunshine that lights up my day.

  • The sarcasm at the end is my favorite.

  • Hahahaha! you're funny!!! and very pretty!

  • lash freakin line xD

  • lmfao youre hilarious and this actually looks pretty nice

  • `so funny!!!!!

  • You are soo funny!!! LOL

  • *for

  • bahaaahahhbahahaha i live fo this shittt.

  • OMG u r soooo funny! I couldn't stop laughing!!!

  • hahaahah i love your videosssss

    are you really from jersey?

  • What the fuck! OK so I didn't know if you were kidding or not but then shit hit the fan when you started talking about being out side. Your very fuuny and also very beautiful! I MEAN THAT! and no I don't munch on carpets!

    Keep up the good work.

  • hhaha i love this

  • OMG your so funny.

  • You know, I've always wondered what happens after you folks do your makeup videos. Do you go to nice restaurants? Parties? Something faboo? Nope, you just wash it off. Now I know.

  • HAHAHA 3:22 is so frickin funny... I love you!!!! And no, I'm not lesbian...*lol*

  • lmao u r 2 funny

  • "your damn ugly ass eyebrows"

    lmao

  • "put this frig on.."

    hahahahahahaha you are funny!!

  • you are my faveeeee.

    and i love how you actually are really good at make up!

    and i also love how tons of people dont understand sarcasm!

    :)

  • "Tropical Ass Inspired Look" HAHAHAH. Your videos are ah-friggin'-mazing.

  • the one thing that i would love to see is her in a good mood! lol

  • gold ass base!

    god your cool

  • "Yeah and ya know WHY DON'T YOU like...put it under here too."

    LMAO!!!!!!

  • lmao. i love you always say ass in everything.

    "put it on a flat ass brush"

    XD

  • "PUT ON LIPGLOSS!!!!"

    Hahahaha

  • 3:22

    HAHAHHAHA

  • (3:22) = HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA i love you to the frig!

  • "PUT ON LIPLOSS!"

    ROFL

  • Oh the sarcasms <3

    And I love the random tags... make up is all about gardening sports and technology. :D

  • ohmygosh you are really funny LOLOLOL XD

    owait, I mean:

    just friggen get the video over with. IM ONLY FRIGGEN WATCHING TO GET IT OFF MY HOMEPAGE.

    -lol-

  • I DO read the infobox!!!!

  • You are one of the few.

  • Glitterpalooza...classic!

  • I'm gonna try this friggin look, and nice friggin makeup.

  • glitterpalooza hahahahaha

  • LMFAO

  • lmao!!!! wow, u make my day

  • I get liner and mascara on my contacts all the time. It sucks.

  • LMAO!! Friggin great.

  • 3:21 lmfaoooooo

  • LOLOLOLOL!

  • you just fucking made my day with that !

  • best video ever.  i love you! hahaha

  • haha youre awesomeee.

  • hahahaha, youre sooo sarcastic. I LOVE IT <3

  • Yeah I pretty much stab myself in the eye everytime.

  • holy cow you are so funny

    nice break from all the makeup videos by pretty-in-pink girly utubers and reminds me to laugh at myself for being one.

    thank you!

  • HAHAHAHA I just discovered your channel from petrilude. You are awesome!

  • I always get that stuff on my contacts ugh lol

  • You're snarky as all get out, but I love the look. You make me smile. LOL

  • you are friggin awesome.

  • You're not annoying as hell or anything.

  • there are some youtube people that annoy me too... i tried something new, I stopped watching their videos. it seems to help!

  • lol go you (:

  • You always make me laugh!! The thing is, your mu ALWAYS turns out awesome!!

  • yet again you rock .

  • Most friggin gorgeous eyelashes ever.

  • OMG! I end up putting fluidline on my contact lenses almost every time I line my upper lids. I try to get close to my lashline so I don't end up with a stupid gap, and when I'm done lining my lid, I've got a nice black line across my lens. Sometime when I'm in a rush to get to work, I just leave the mark there on my lens figuring I'll eventually blink it off. :P

  • I usually don't turn the HQ on because it takes to long, but you somehow manage to make me feel stupid for not doing it.... so I do it

  • omg haha I never put anything but pencil on my waterline if I am wearing contacts because otherwise I am afraid that will happen or that my eye will get infected...

  • OMG your tags are the best part.