thank you for saying he has an ego, i sent him a email asking if he could do the Mad Hatter makeup and he said and i quote "no, its not halloween." that WAS the end of the letter.
You are somewhat cute, thanks a ton for your video. it is actually depressing i live in Raemon simply because i cannot obtain high quality makeup, nonetheless i get totally free cosmetic samples through "Gratis Makeup Samples". i absolutely adore MAC cosmetics!
yes! the contact thing happens to me all the time lmao. especially when you have bits of eyeshadow floating in your eye and sticking to your contact.. anyways, what i normally do is just grab my lower eyelid and pull it down so it's as far away from my contact as possible.
"you gotta be careful when you're blending the hell" lmao and I get eyeliner on my contacts all the time too so I usually put em in when I'm done with the make up the frigg
You have such long eyelashes! I was wondering what the black streaks were on your eyelash curler until I realized THEY WERE YOUR EYELASHES. Mine only come up to like, what, 1/3 of where yours are? Holy shit I suck. :( You rock Justine, you rock.
What the fuck! OK so I didn't know if you were kidding or not but then shit hit the fan when you started talking about being out side. Your very fuuny and also very beautiful! I MEAN THAT! and no I don't munch on carpets!
You know, I've always wondered what happens after you folks do your makeup videos. Do you go to nice restaurants? Parties? Something faboo? Nope, you just wash it off. Now I know.
Wow. So how in the hell does this bitch have 10,000+ views on a video when there's other youtubers who are prettier and funnier with more entertaining videos?
OMG! I end up putting fluidline on my contact lenses almost every time I line my upper lids. I try to get close to my lashline so I don't end up with a stupid gap, and when I'm done lining my lid, I've got a nice black line across my lens. Sometime when I'm in a rush to get to work, I just leave the mark there on my lens figuring I'll eventually blink it off. :P
omg haha I never put anything but pencil on my waterline if I am wearing contacts because otherwise I am afraid that will happen or that my eye will get infected...
you have few video pic thingys where you look very much like angelina jolie
2kids4mommy 2 weeks ago
Gettin' stuff that's behind my computer hoedown
LMFAO
ilyjoesphadam 1 month ago
"Play connect the dots" LMAO
KTBEverlasting 1 month ago in playlist JPMETZ
my mom, sister and I all think your funny. My brother doesn't but who asked him.
C7N2D8 3 months ago
LOL 3:19 this is why i love jpmetz
pixieburst 3 months ago
LMAO @ 3:21. That needs to be on billboards.
KTBEverlasting 3 months ago
i always thought being upset and mad 24/7 was a bad thing untill i watched jpmetz...
ditamonita 4 months ago
I read your description box (:
xXQuEEnOfHeArttSXx 4 months ago
You literally make my day
BecauseImNemo 4 months ago
That IS really pretty! I wish I looked halfway decent in blue eyeshadow
Iwuzhere321 5 months ago
hehe u say ass at the wrong time..........
ifitsloverry 5 months ago
GLitter freakin palooza!
RandomChick539 5 months ago
u forgot some green lol jk haahaha :))
JulieTran102 5 months ago
ewww wtf is that
bennyboy968 5 months ago
wow i can friggin watch ur vids all day and not get bored xD
Emmweepeta 5 months ago
lol tags: gardening sports technology
peacerocks4307 6 months ago
The eyebrow bit really got me xD
grieftick 6 months ago
I just noticed the tags..... Lol
sirengob0om 6 months ago 3
It's not like I wish to go anywhere.... Other than the bathroom to wash this off!!!!:) hahaha lol!!!!:D
MRRrawr77 6 months ago
you are epicc
shakeupyourthoughts 7 months ago
>:c
Justine face. o.o
xNonToxicMarker 7 months ago
soooo pretty
Sexybichick6969 7 months ago
3:20 - 3:22 <3
BrentEatsDiamonds 7 months ago
Play connect the dots!!!
Epic face at 3:21 xD
The01Gaby 7 months ago
I like making money for you. :)
theepicrepresentitiv 7 months ago
3:22 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
fatoutalksshit 7 months ago
i wish i had somwhere to go beside the friggin bathroom to wash this off
lylaz30 7 months ago
im commenting so you can get more money
dearreadergo2hell 8 months ago
Someone needs a hug
ZMacDougall 9 months ago
U make me happy... :)
gustifer66 10 months ago
You don't have to make videos you know.. the look is good looking though
FrostyShae 10 months ago
tropical ass lol
lilEmichii 10 months ago
making moneyyyyy
lovelywind123 10 months ago
money
lovelywind123 10 months ago
i love you
lovelywind123 10 months ago
i love you!!
iLuVCoke11 11 months ago
lmfao play connect the dots
eyeheartpancakes 11 months ago
3:21 best face ever.
chezmania1 1 year ago
@chezmania1 I so agree!
note; If we keep this up on her new videos we might get in the Kiss my ass comment time!
5CallMeEvy 1 year ago
I wish there was a smiley for you frowning and using an eyelash curler.
psstkirsten 1 year ago
play connect the dots LOL!
13kaitlyne 1 year ago
I love itttt
gorgeous
PingPongFrew 1 year ago
3:21 best face ever!! lmfao!!!
jellystar02 1 year ago
I dont have glitter in my eye or anything, HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA !
dontworrybxhappy 1 year ago
i love your frowns so much! :D
thegrim818 1 year ago 3
why am i laughing so hard
ahearta16 1 year ago
:D :D :D <3
Izone508 1 year ago
(frown) alo-haah
that just made my day (:
joannayoung1 1 year ago
fix your damn ugly ass eyebrows.
kharabgulab 1 year ago
"Blue Peep" was discontinued due to trace led counts....
scorptale 1 year ago
1:30-1:37 LMFAO your amazingg!
puddenstain 1 year ago
"My patience is running thin" ??? Thats like my patience is wearing thin and my patience is running out mixed together.
Nolaxrs 1 year ago
hhahahahha
TheMisfame 1 year ago
1:30 i could watch it over and over again, so funny.
TheCheapTherapy 1 year ago
3:21 i was dyinn
rachhatthedisco 1 year ago
just realized this video was on my birthday last year...and now my day is better :]
MakeupLover714 1 year ago
i actually kinnda like this make-up lol and its really funny!!
joy1180 1 year ago
ads;lkfjasldjfaldsjfa;lskdjf;la kj i just gave you money ahhah i love you eyeshaddow
UOFPanthropology 1 year ago
2:32! Pure beauty.
HowlandHottie101 1 year ago
thank you for saying he has an ego, i sent him a email asking if he could do the Mad Hatter makeup and he said and i quote "no, its not halloween." that WAS the end of the letter.
MargotRebbecaNosh 1 year ago
3:21
Priceless.
Allymobile 1 year ago
I clicked HQ because I thought you were going to yell at me if i didn't.
2016030 1 year ago
the tags made me lol
jessmaybailey 1 year ago 21
You make me feel SO good about myself. I love you. ;u;
rooplz 1 year ago
You are somewhat cute, thanks a ton for your video. it is actually depressing i live in Raemon simply because i cannot obtain high quality makeup, nonetheless i get totally free cosmetic samples through "Gratis Makeup Samples". i absolutely adore MAC cosmetics!
polytypyitqfp 1 year ago
i love jpfriggenmetz.
nnnnicolaaaa 1 year ago 14
yes! the contact thing happens to me all the time lmao. especially when you have bits of eyeshadow floating in your eye and sticking to your contact.. anyways, what i normally do is just grab my lower eyelid and pull it down so it's as far away from my contact as possible.
MiSsDallo0o3a 1 year ago
I really need a Flat ASS Brush...You should come up with a line of Brushes, becasue you ROCk at anything you do:)
Mama24kiddies 1 year ago
"i gotta line my DAMN EYE!"
the frigg xDD <33
ValerieSama11 1 year ago
u think ur funny or what ? ;'d
Shitpoep00 1 year ago
@Shitpoep00 Thousands of people thinks she IS!
traveler1938 1 year ago
"fix your damn ugly ass eyebrows."
LiviaMateva 1 year ago 4
Awkward crotch shot during the Getting stuff That's Behind My Computer Hoedown.
Like.
Catchicken89 1 year ago
1:35!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oldskol8dunny 1 year ago
LOL " you know, you wanna take this frigg" omg rofl
whatswhat7 1 year ago
Ur hilarious. I found out about you thru Shane Dawson. And this is actually really pretty!!!
iloveshortysue159 1 year ago
"PUT ON LIPGLOSS."
AvalonValentino 1 year ago
ur jaw is so big!
pinkapple18 1 year ago
LMAO you're seriously the funniest person on youtube. LOVE IT.
uncoveredliesx 1 year ago
"you gotta be careful when you're blending the hell" lmao and I get eyeliner on my contacts all the time too so I usually put em in when I'm done with the make up the frigg
SchreiX19 1 year ago
hahahahha :]
you are so badass
i dont care if its a makeup thing cause i'm a dude but i like it ^_^
jesusantoniogb 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!
KMWC2008 1 year ago
Thank you
mrvictor60 1 year ago
ur soo friggin funny!! very beautiful tutorial! great azz job !
mizzpicklezz 1 year ago
aw i think u look cute but no place to go ... I do that 2 Makeup- "WTF I got no place to go!"
buggy270 1 year ago
if you made a make up tutorial for justin beaber i would pay you to have sex with me!
lightdarkgreen 1 year ago
"fix your damn ugly ass eyebrows!"
lmao!
beetato 1 year ago
i love this video
i love you
iheartchrisbrownme 1 year ago 3
you're very pretty & very funny :)
victoriala1 1 year ago
stop making makeup the hell videos! i fuckin love you too much and the hell.
pinkfeet518 1 year ago
HAHAHAH
misssshin 1 year ago
Again. I am alone. Laughing in my room because of you. Alone. Laughing. Can you believe this has been the highlight of my whole day?
lillimeabh 1 year ago 196
yeah her videos make my life worth living...not my husband who is ignoring me right now.
zachansonhasbigballs 1 year ago
@lillimeabh Yes.
donkeyscommand 1 year ago
@lillimeabh Same..
StarSoakedSkys 1 year ago
It turned out pretty nice Justine!
Zavedi234 1 year ago
Your makeup actually turned great the hell.
Noemmd 1 year ago
inspirational contact lens music!
MayMayIsMyPuppy 1 year ago 2
Are you tired of puting makup on already?
alexalexandroque 2 years ago
>:(
u always do that face!
ggiprincess 2 years ago 136
@ggiprincess edit:
>:[
astr323 1 year ago
You have such long eyelashes! I was wondering what the black streaks were on your eyelash curler until I realized THEY WERE YOUR EYELASHES. Mine only come up to like, what, 1/3 of where yours are? Holy shit I suck. :( You rock Justine, you rock.
namasayaDiana 2 years ago
at first when i saw these, i didn't want to like you... but goddamned if i can't help it.
you are great, and i'm glad i'm not the only one who thinks petrilude is a complete douchebrunch
bradleasays 2 years ago
I'm pretty sure she was kidding about Petrilude, as he is her close friend.
harrypttrfrek 2 years ago
well fuck that then!
eh, still like her XD
bradleasays 2 years ago
You should go to the store or something lol
kvfields504 2 years ago
yes mine ripped durring my class so i had to go to the bathroom and fix it
LanguageArtsroom103 2 years ago
I literally cannot stop watching. I think i have a problem.
SexyTimTheGoatHurder 2 years ago 2
lmao i cant either!
Jordie21020 2 years ago
3:22 literally made me "laugh out loud"
SnakebitesBaby579 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I love you Justine :)
koolio411w00t 2 years ago
This might just be the greatest thing i've ever seen
laurynnb 2 years ago
I friggin loved it
mitchumsport 2 years ago
one of your best!
junetown 2 years ago
lmfaooo @ the signature mad face when she's curling her lashes.
" D;< "
rianrobot 2 years ago 2
I was watching this and my sister came in and said 'wtf, did you type in crazy rant lady'
then my mom came in and was " omg what's wrong with her, is she okay? ... oh haha she's just hella funny'
and I was like ' basically'
Sexica17 2 years ago
I love your vids!! They make me laugh my a** off!!!
michmix83 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
lol, your videos are hysterical... I love it
jassies75 2 years ago
lol, your videos are hysterical... I love it.
jassies75 2 years ago
'you gotta take this frig'
i think you make frig a cooler word than it already was :)
Sam1232015 2 years ago 4
3.22 So Funny!!
stuieeeeee1234 2 years ago
oh justine. you are the sunshine that lights up my day.
mikehb0y 2 years ago 2
The sarcasm at the end is my favorite.
bummercucumber 2 years ago
Hahahaha! you're funny!!! and very pretty!
TheNicoleHappy 2 years ago
lash freakin line xD
pilandmul 2 years ago
lmfao youre hilarious and this actually looks pretty nice
riarobot 2 years ago
`so funny!!!!!
jennyjojoful 2 years ago
You are soo funny!!! LOL
tsinivla 2 years ago
*for
Sillylilsunshine 2 years ago
bahaaahahhbahahaha i live fo this shittt.
Sillylilsunshine 2 years ago
OMG u r soooo funny! I couldn't stop laughing!!!
LisaLuvsMAC 2 years ago
hahaahah i love your videosssss
are you really from jersey?
y0mari3la 2 years ago
What the fuck! OK so I didn't know if you were kidding or not but then shit hit the fan when you started talking about being out side. Your very fuuny and also very beautiful! I MEAN THAT! and no I don't munch on carpets!
Keep up the good work.
nurbano1980 2 years ago
hhaha i love this
AnitaLovesErin 2 years ago
OMG your so funny.
vladssin 2 years ago
You know, I've always wondered what happens after you folks do your makeup videos. Do you go to nice restaurants? Parties? Something faboo? Nope, you just wash it off. Now I know.
SallyStarshine 2 years ago 2
HAHAHA 3:22 is so frickin funny... I love you!!!! And no, I'm not lesbian...*lol*
Stylebreed 2 years ago
lmao u r 2 funny
undecided1 2 years ago 2
"your damn ugly ass eyebrows"
lmao
DeeaGingerBread 2 years ago
"put this frig on.."
hahahahahahaha you are funny!!
44lame44 2 years ago
you are my faveeeee.
and i love how you actually are really good at make up!
and i also love how tons of people dont understand sarcasm!
:)
mullett52 2 years ago
"Tropical Ass Inspired Look" HAHAHAH. Your videos are ah-friggin'-mazing.
mdet0rres 2 years ago
the one thing that i would love to see is her in a good mood! lol
BubbleBerry10142 2 years ago
gold ass base!
god your cool
iggybop66 2 years ago
"Yeah and ya know WHY DON'T YOU like...put it under here too."
LMAO!!!!!!
aparker22418 2 years ago
lmao. i love you always say ass in everything.
"put it on a flat ass brush"
XD
AEH10 2 years ago 3
"PUT ON LIPGLOSS!!!!"
Hahahaha
toGeek 2 years ago 2
3:22
HAHAHHAHA
maryam027 2 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
Wow. So how in the hell does this bitch have 10,000+ views on a video when there's other youtubers who are prettier and funnier with more entertaining videos?
melscrum 2 years ago
(3:22) = HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA i love you to the frig!
mammajugs 2 years ago 8
"PUT ON LIPLOSS!"
ROFL
drellavonpollock 2 years ago 2
Oh the sarcasms <3
And I love the random tags... make up is all about gardening sports and technology. :D
fuzzehdice 2 years ago 4
ohmygosh you are really funny LOLOLOL XD
owait, I mean:
just friggen get the video over with. IM ONLY FRIGGEN WATCHING TO GET IT OFF MY HOMEPAGE.
-lol-
PeteWentz83 2 years ago 4
I DO read the infobox!!!!
porosidad 2 years ago 2
You are one of the few.
BitLord 2 years ago 2
Glitterpalooza...classic!
VanitysEdge 2 years ago 2
I'm gonna try this friggin look, and nice friggin makeup.
greenAppleVodka 2 years ago
glitterpalooza hahahahaha
MsSunQuake 2 years ago
LMFAO
mrdd 2 years ago
lmao!!!! wow, u make my day
sims2fan002 2 years ago
I get liner and mascara on my contacts all the time. It sucks.
greenie247 2 years ago
LMAO!! Friggin great.
MsSunQuake 2 years ago
3:21 lmfaoooooo
unknowninsanity00x 2 years ago
LOLOLOLOL!
Omeegoowd 2 years ago
you just fucking made my day with that !
Hinahon 2 years ago
best video ever. i love you! hahaha
absolutblue 2 years ago
haha youre awesomeee.
xtinaofficial 2 years ago
hahahaha, youre sooo sarcastic. I LOVE IT <3
dulcethalia05 2 years ago
Yeah I pretty much stab myself in the eye everytime.
Neequu78 2 years ago
holy cow you are so funny
nice break from all the makeup videos by pretty-in-pink girly utubers and reminds me to laugh at myself for being one.
thank you!
CLH312 2 years ago 2
HAHAHAHA I just discovered your channel from petrilude. You are awesome!
EGvotreamie 2 years ago
I always get that stuff on my contacts ugh lol
KellieMo89 2 years ago
You're snarky as all get out, but I love the look. You make me smile. LOL
saifai 2 years ago
you are friggin awesome.
starbuck5505 2 years ago
You're not annoying as hell or anything.
sweeeetiie 2 years ago
there are some youtube people that annoy me too... i tried something new, I stopped watching their videos. it seems to help!
jpmetz 2 years ago
lol go you (:
MissElizab3thh 2 years ago
You always make me laugh!! The thing is, your mu ALWAYS turns out awesome!!
jacktherat2 2 years ago
yet again you rock .
KISSESandDAISYS 2 years ago
Most friggin gorgeous eyelashes ever.
illshootforthemoon 2 years ago
OMG! I end up putting fluidline on my contact lenses almost every time I line my upper lids. I try to get close to my lashline so I don't end up with a stupid gap, and when I'm done lining my lid, I've got a nice black line across my lens. Sometime when I'm in a rush to get to work, I just leave the mark there on my lens figuring I'll eventually blink it off. :P
BarelyLit 2 years ago
I usually don't turn the HQ on because it takes to long, but you somehow manage to make me feel stupid for not doing it.... so I do it
jesbearx0 2 years ago
omg haha I never put anything but pencil on my waterline if I am wearing contacts because otherwise I am afraid that will happen or that my eye will get infected...
ut0pia88 2 years ago
OMG your tags are the best part.
Vala 2 years ago