numbdoll

[angxtrom]

@chit hog low -yeah, iPad liberation!!!!

[angxtrom]

Video can not be played on mobile, it is either a setting that you ave unknowingly set or it is a way in witch you chose to advertise on the vide or whatever that does not allow for for viewing on my iPad. Check it out for yourself. Until then "church of blow does not like people who watch his videos with their iPad"

[ChurchOfBlow]

@angxtrom Ah, okay. The "syndication" setting was added long after this video was made, and I never actually set it myself. It was the default setting. I made this video only a month after iPhones first went on the market and two years before I bought one myself. Years from now people will complain that they can't access the video from the nano chips in their brain and they'll act as though I should've predicted it...

[angxtrom]

WTF do you not want me to see your videos with my iPad?

[ChurchOfBlow]

@angxtrom I don't know what you're talking about.

[Njrosman]

why is this so amazing? 

[lollig382]

Phoebe is hot!! :D

[crazycat690]

the sun never shines?? Thats bullshit, in the summer the sun never stops shining, makes it hard to sleep-.- and swedes are pretty... wierd, not smart, but then again, not completly stupid o.o some of em, theyre cool I guess...

[zoeohman]

she said "in the winter", you moron.

in December, the sun is up between like 10am and 3pm... that's not exactly a whole lot of light.

and right now here in Stockholm, it's about -15°. yay...

[crazycat690]

Hey I might be a moron but...!!!...well, thats still not never, here in Finland its -32 so dont complain. Där fick du vad du tål din Svensson^^ hehe

[zoeohman]

hahaha touché, ditt mooooomin-troll ;D hihi

[crazycat690]

Fast nu är det mycket varmare, men jag är inte ett mumintroll din... ditt.... Pippi Långstrump! hehe...

[SPBVideos]

the song is "girls anacronism"

[wolfgar45]

how do u spell numb doll's real name?

[zoeohman]

josefina

[yzbi]

People in Sweden arnt all Blonde lol

[000000AEA000000]

@yzbi lol of course not.

@vid. shes supposed to be pissed, I know but Its hillarious how she looks like seconds before bursting out into laughter.

[LoreleiMission]

(waving frenetically) Hi 'Phoebe'! Was an honor meeting you in a bar last year! (lol)

[Xheherokii]

Dresden Dolls. xD

[AllenbysEyes]

I would definitely make videos like this if I had a video camera.

[missuscake]

"I have a condition, I sweat maple syrup."

[Fahad1422]

*****

what is the link to numbdoll videos

[6cheesy6]

Watch the video called jumping the sharks and than you´ll now.

[MadameDeces]

hahahah Gotta love this!!!

I love Dresden Dolls :-)

[beckylovagee]

found it .. end song is. ..

Song: "Girl Anachronism" - The Dresden Dolls

[MelaniePortrip]

The song is revealed IN the video genius.

[beckylovagee]

i love that song

is it real?

is there a vid with just that song?

i wanna know what its called if there is

[MelaniePortrip]

Did you watch the WHOLE video?

[LoreleiMission]

Hey BlackFlame, yeah I ended up liking the song too, just from watching this vid so many times

[Diamixen]

your funny but I´m swedish and there is more persons with brown hair than with blond

[travisy123]

AWESOME

[sk8sharker]

Wth?

[BlackFlame2]

Was I the only one who actually liked that song after a while?

[SquadbayNinja]

hhhhwhole lota emo.... lol

[FenrirOmega13]

Come back, i haven't seen even one of your video's yet! the only thing I've seen of you was on the Church of Blow Channel.

Thats the burden of an artist, once you send your work into the world you no longer own it. It outgrows you like a child and finds its own meaning.

[terrorjin]

nice one, i think you two will make a good couple..

[crappywindow]

this video always make me fucking happy!!!

dude you're awesome.

[Dot2TheLock]

Bernard you are a god~!

[sukii88]

i do! (wish i was her:)

[relonation]

numbdoll music is awesome

[PrayForBugs]

terrifying EGO :D.. You rock :P

[LoreleiMission]

Wondering how I can talk you into selling me complete DVDs of all your work that appears in the Reel. lol

[yamiriei]

"Your desperation is terrifying.

I'd like to see your other work now, though."

-very terrifying

[ImNotWeird]

Ohhh thanks for introducing me to the dresden dolls!!! Where's numbdoll though... she deleted her account?

[FoundinAustralia]

i love Dresden Dolls :)

[RedSquidInc]

Your desperation is terrifying.

I'd like to see your other work now, though.

[accdntprne]

ha the dresden dolls rock!!!!! What do you think of numbdolls current account deletion?

[sydney327]

i love you sooooooo much!

[kulgan18]

We need to see more of phoebe.

[ThaAzNAnimeFreak]

Nah he can't hold on to his "girlfriends" long enough to make more than one video with them :P

[crappywindow]

At least he has *girlfriends. what about you?

[ThaAzNAnimeFreak]

Actually I do have one ^_^ for like 3 months now :]

You?

[crappywindow]

no girlfriends here... just me and mah mirror doin the nastee..

[Zeeth1000]

lol 4:47 - 5:52

[mekkabon]

DRESDEN DOLLS YESSS...good choice.

[sardynox]

"and Jon Stewart clips" wee haw!

[ThetseySitders520]

man i've watched every one of your videos and they get funnier and funnier videos. oh and dont worry i am not obsessed with you. I do this to almost every GREAT subcriber guy

[Wangatangaplx2]

This girl was hilarious!

[Wangatangaplx2]

I've always wanted a clown statue!

[red3pants]

lol can someone tell me the point of that video?

[evilrunegod5]

no. ima just tell ya to go fuck yourself instead. dont diss the church of blow fucker.

[jbg42]

Good stuff man.

[villageidiotandahalf]

ehahhahahaa he screws up moments like me!at least whn hes acting

[WhyThingsAreBad]

lotta emo

[AndreasR25]

Dude you crazy on the good way 5/5 i like all you movies

[fbj676]

one whole lot of emo!

[Antimatter245]

Get out.

[sarcastic113]

"Maybe I should show you my reel."

LOL!!!! I laughed SO hard.

[DasAtomkind]

Wow, Bernard singin' to Dresden Dolls :) thumbs up

[redcladdagh]

Im not gonna lie... I wish I was her... [sigh]

[sk8sharker]

"maybe i should show you my reel" haha awesome! 5/5 (Y)

[damotime]

wats the name of this song?

[phantasma616]

"Girl Anachronism" by Dresden dolls

[damotime]

thnks

[ollyollyoxyfree]

Sometimes I wonder how much people really pay attention.

lol

[MandKLego]

I find it really cool that you were in movies. Why'd you stop?

[crazybilby]

LOL! "r u going to sleep with me?" hilarious stuff!

[Njutrl]

is there anywhere i can see that entire numbdoll video ?

[KAiserSchlacht]

You can see the outakes from the weepingprophet channel.

[fourstarusergirl]

He probaly has ton of movie's which are probaly very, very great!

[777Amy777]

That was AWESOME!!!

[Isaksson93]

the sun DOES rise here...and in the summer, north scandinavia as the sun up 24/7

[xGildedButterflyx]

HAHAHAHAHA He's so funny

[terriblepolitician]

why would i call my reel my dick

[singstaryo]

thats so funny the girl next to Bernard is like "ooooohhkayy...." XD XD

[KennaHuliaGulia]

i love this song

[EternityintheRain]

what the hell?

[younghove01]

She wanted to burst! Hahahaha

[Machinat1on]

That part where you do the half uppercuts gets me every time.

[JPOC226]

GIRL *SPACE FRIEND

[another1shortdaymore]

hahahaha! i've watched this video like 3 times. it is too funny. thank you also for introducing me to girl anachronism.

[avacadodance]

thats how i dance!

.....dont judge!

[another1shortdaymore]

that is the ONLY way you can dance to that song! twas perfect.

[xGildedButterflyx]

haha Funny

[NumBa1Ez]

lmao wen u started singing.

[MrSexy85]

Dude the two of you are perfect.

[ten4prod]

fantastic....loved it!!

well done to the both of you.

all hail Church of Blow!!

[SauceGhey]

Wow the girl with you looks like she was pissed off at you during the whole video..haha..

[tommacko]

How can Numbdoll be Swedish, she's not even Blonde!

[avacadodance]

Stereotype!!!!!!!!!! f you!!!!!!!

[Vggamegod]

lol reel-shaped dick

[kmw108]

Two commenters several pages back (male and female!) wondered aloud if they were falling in love with the actor in this video. I've long believed that we fall in love with an idea (or ideal?) in our minds, rather than an actual person. That's why it's so much fun to watch this video. Watching Bernard fall into a lovesick trance and become his ideal woman is both fascinating and discomforting. The physical comedy also is a scream. Some of the writing/improv, well ... Still and all, Thumbs up!

[Ballz0Helmeto]

Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut uuuuuuup!

[mudfreek]

how the hell do you turn comedy into boringness? you suck!

[itsallinyourhands]

Well done. Can't wait to watch them all!

[JeihVonn]

The music in the beginning of this and the Church of Blow series reminds me of Fallout (even though I've personally never played it, seen some vids about it here on YouTube though) xD

[KAiserSchlacht]

Completely, 100%. I thought that I was going to see a vault at the beginning.

[lukev7]

SO funny, i love how he danced

[Synthmon]

Watching this in Stockholm in January almost makes it relevant.

Sort of fun tho.

[casperc1]

lot of emo there...

[MartinGist]

AHAHAHAHA. It is ALL about 05:00 on the red bar. And great song choice.

[WeirdCandycain]

Who wants to see my reel?

[backalackadacka]

im 200th comment yay

[HappySaylor]

r u a real actor?

[cloaknbadger]

Searches of "Bernard Kail Smith" are up 380% on IMDB from last week. lol

[HappySaylor]

????

[ferny1614]

Hellcoam i could not agree whit you more she is very preaty

[parodyangel]

Hilarious.

[Hellcoam]

pretty girl friend you got there besides you

[HeirOfJezuz]

Please what is the name of the song he spazzes around to

[WiltingRose7678]

Girl Anachronism by The Dresden Doll

[SeaSideProductions]

lol where did u get the reel footage?

[Kraksang]

Jo, alla svenskar är blonda samt att isbjörnar går på gatorna. xD (Sedish muttering)

Great video. You rock, great, divine h4xor God!

[Lsdfunk]

This guy is the best actor on youtube, & he's fucking hilarious.

Good show.

[LimmBurger]

You gonna sleep with me now? No! xD

[71a1m]

im from sweden and i say (in swedish)

snälla svenskar äger och alla brudar är faktiskt inte blonda vissa har inget hår alls haha

nice work

[somethinglikewhat]

Haha det har du rätt i :P

[XyzPhenomenal]

5:19 to 5:50

hahahahahaha

[naveyryoko]

you look like river Phoenix

[guywholikesfood]

I thought he was on about lonelygirl15...

[AoiYukiAme3]

lol did you ever see a man with a reel shape dick?

[GothicYaan]

LMFAOOOOO

[AlmightyAzul23]

i really want to download that last song on there

[Eagles1978]

It's the Dresden Dolls

[MahaSavisaar]

dang how come i didn't see numbdolls account and vids :(

[lavenderherring]

Ahaha, that was hilarious. He was so monotone and downbeat and then it got all intense while he was watching the emo chick and his friend was a little nonplussed.

[langerian1991]

Why diss jon stewart. WHY!!!

[jhentros]

woot this was posted on my birthday (thats a huge bottle of coke, or a really small girl)

[MichaelSwg]

I love the reel and dick part , rofl

[randompalindrome]

Numbdolls account is closed

[SquadbayNinja]

Awesome! Soo uhm... Did you end up scoring?

[m0nNickneim]

"why would i call my dick my reel?" wahahhahaa

[FalconKing27]

Wow....

[Raedan23]

christ alive man! your like a mix between jim carrey, gene wilder and andy kaufmann. who would of thought rocking out to dresden dolls would be so freaking funny.

[SesameStrut]

Who would have thought of rocking out to Dresden Dolls?

[TENAXISfromPSN]

hahahhahha

[rocksark]

the numbdoll account is closed y?

[jrh6666]

what's the jazz song?

[heavell99]

THE DRESDEN DOLLS, YES

[akina215]

I wish I was Pheobe. :D

Haha.

[BeggarsFarm7]

Me too! :-D

[goldmember0072001]

HMMM ... i like this song at the end with the numdoll ... well i think

[SmartWeirdo]

So...Did you ever get laid?

[Saiyne]

Did you have fun doing this? Looks like *loads* of fun.

[hyhyhy17]

Jackass wat do u have against emo!!!

we r a proud people!!!

well not really but if we were we'd sureas hell kick ur ass!!!

[eviluglyman]

If we were proud we'd kick your ass?

Well that was kinda stuped

But anyways I find nothing wrong with emos

[metallarsvun]

Lmao, I'm sure he's peeing his pants now.

[phonejammer69]

awesome! period. That's such a definitive statement that I spelled it out. period. See, I did it again.

Downtown Clown has a song called Get Out Of My Car You Drive Like Shit! that I would love to see you incorporate into one of your sketches somehow. You do do requests don't you?

[scriptum60]

I had to come back and watch this again.

LMAO.

[gwengoad]

the girl on th the video was watching her self she was numdoll want she? Great video I will see you in pictures

[theblackparade1039]

Hey, I love the Dresden Dolls too, but they don't make me do THAT.

[samuraiwarrios]

hahha XD I give you a 5 AND Subscribe you

[Polklule]

you can tell that she is trying to hold her laugh!

[Deometris]

yeah its really obvious

[sakura7373]

i'm a girl and i don't envy the one that is right by your side... actually i'm sorry for her...

[marlon369]

lol niceeeeeeeeeee

[emmalikesbasket]

Im from sweden haha Cx

[Leatherface191]

thanks to this video i will not watch the actual numbdall thing. thankyou, church of blow! :)

[Zaafy123]

Yummy... ... ... :P

[SuperKate96]

I love the Dresden Dolls... good call. =)

[masterman121345]

reel shaped dick

hahaha

[spy9000]

ha ha dam this is funny but were u really in a movie? if so thats sweet man

[urdeepdarksecret]

than ide want to be in skandinavia(however you spell it)

X]

[ferny1614]

hahahaha lol i love your videos man

[BorednDisturbed]

theres a WHOLE lot of emo there.. a whole lot...

[beautifulGRBG]

Girl Anachronism

by

The Dresden Dolls!

I suscribed to Berny because you included one my favorite bands of all times

[cameraboi7]

LOL! 'are you gonna sleep with me?'

[Kimmeny]

She is right. Im am from sweden. And theres a LOT of EMOs here...

[Lizchuah]

You have similar eyes and brow with Wentworth Miller and Timothy Olyphant. More towards Timothy though. :)

[snotpokkit]

Can anyone tell me what happened to numbdoll? Her account doesn't exist anymore..

[spouse12]

bernard subscribed to numbdoll

[snotpokkit]

I love how your reel includes a school play XD

[CVRealMan]

lul