Top Gear Series 13 epi 1 news section

[MegaZEKKER]

THE VET STUDENT IS HAWTTTT :D

[MrRizzy1990]

"cooler three weeks" lmao

[acenace24]

@RachelFuryRocks

Its a rule that you have to be hot to get in front haha

[madmoo1984]

@acenace24 not nessacarily! I was almost at the front but in full shot in the last episode that aired (series 17 ep 6) behind Jeremy in the news and I am not 'Hot'

[camouflagecamaro99]

This is Fucking hilarious

[kenbo9001]

3 people drive Skoda Scouts

[ThePandaPwnage]

@kenbo9001 nice try trying to get to highest rated comments but well... fuck you

[MustachioGuy]

this is the most offensive news segment so far... but it's fucking hilarious

[thechazzzz]

Thank you

[jblanco1980]

@sup3rcars D...All of the above !!

[TheThirdGerman]

Their German accent is hilarious!

[misanthrophes]

i was laughing my fucking head off when jeremy "kicked the puppy" :D

[1994liverpoolrule]

This is so funny lol

[UrtySyringe]

Jeremy's shirt could potentially cause most pets to die from shock. Perfect vet!

[1910887]

that vet student is pretty cute

[1910887]

lol....

Skoda Catholic Church

[jeessiccaax]

Jeremy's shirt is Shocking..

[FORTY848]

@jeessiccaax it's probably a bet

[hagisays]

does someone remember what episode was when Jeremy asked the audience if they can find something thats is better hard than soft?

im searchin for it

[baukanakuab]

@hagisays

s12e04

[hagisays]

@baukanakuab Thank you

[prohuffers]

that mini car is crap

[volante8657]

"because that is, unquestionably, excrement"

[nitishkumar22]

aww that vet student is sooo PRETTY

[americanu197]

DACIA SANDERO

[colonellemon]

I saw a dacea sandero in geneva, more people took photos of that than the bugatti veryon that was in the same parking lot.

[MisterGasMan]

2:19

Clarkson's WAAW say it all XD

[mrboogdan]

:))) bad news.. dacia sandero =)))) i'm from romania, and I don't like that car

[Gamerguyali]

@mrboogdan i love it

[ubuntunoobz]

@RachelFuryRocks no she was Hot

[pinkuggboots1]

No Richard No! Those kind of shirts really do only work on James... sorry.

[antoRB26]

cooler, three veeks

[tZaBaconater]

What does slow says in english whem he says ; cooleur, three veeks. ? I notice he says this when losing against the german's in the speacial when hamster's in the bowler and losing. Cooleur, eight veeks? Plz explain

[julianaayu]

@tZaBaconater It's a reference to the film "The Great Escape" where The Cooler is a confinement cell for wrongdoers in German's prisoner-of-war camp during WWII

[StigGT2]

@julianaayu

Are you sure it wasn't Waterloo Road?

[julianaayu]

@StigGT2 I never watch Waterloo Road.. So I don't know its relevance with The Cooler joke

[StigGT2]

@julianaayu

The place they send kids who break rules is called the cooler

[julianaayu]

@StigGT2 Maybe.The Cooler is really was part of the POW camp history in WWII so any movie can make a reference on it.

[Tcrumpen]

@tZaBaconater wht he means is that Germans are know for being precise and consistant and punctual (sp?) and during WWII there were constentraion camps and Cooler was one of them and Clarkson missing his service that would be renouned as Not-German

I THINK

[FandPrulethesky]

Orange? Jeremy really!

[Rangeroversport12]

jezza: "what happens on the 27 day when i still havent serviced it?"

slow: "cooler, 3 veeks"

[Marrowni]

Hahah Richard Hammonds ideal car joke

[Fertro]

"You drive around the countryside, executing puppies."

[Georgeous129]

haha from the government scrappage scheme to executing animals to James May on feeling suicidal! wow i love the way they go off subjects really easy!

[Kilaknux]

"So, if you had a pistol, you'd have shot yourself?"

"Oh, years ago"

[cheekymancunian]

"Well he's not going to put it to sleep, he's going to kill it." LOL James is so straight talking and funny.

I was wetting myself when Jeremy pretended to drop kick a puppy. ROFL

[TiddlestheAngryLion]

Jeremy lookls like a pumpkin.

[bill0405]

@RachelFuryRocks She had an adam's apple...it was a man

[gilberta9]

The guy shouted something like 'Hammond's ideal car'.. well thats what Jeremy thought he heard.

[Tominator3526]

what did the guy shout at richard?

[gilberta9]

'Cooler..Three Weeks!' is a reference to the war and the Nazi concentration/POW camps. Solitary confinement I think. Typically brilliant humour from TG.

[alpinaB12coupe]

3:47 what an idiot

[StarsMarsRadio]

can somone explain koola three weeks

[wiruwill]

@StarsMarsRadio:

German WW2 PoW camps.

"The Cooler" was a small room for solitary confinement.

[Vuurvogel2]

@StarsMarsRadio

Three weeks in jail. "Cooler, sree veeks".

[Colquhounboy1993]

So... much... refuge in audacity...

[agentrockluxury]

That's the Skoda Catholic Church XD

[Chariset]

Hammond really didn't look happy about that one.

[agentrockluxury]

That car is a midget!

[javiicanallaa]

I love the way he says: 'the smallest car in the world' lol 2:57

[chrinny123]

Lol

Oh my giddy aunte

[Abraxes911]

What?? I can't hear you, Jeremy's shirt is too loud!!

[ophiruchus]

Cooler. Three weeks. XD

[Membersacc]

leagues

[desimunda116]

"You're going to spend your life just DHOOF...hey little girl, is this your puppy BHOOF"

hahahah jeremy is too much

[hamsterdance4lyf08]

the Skonda Scot piss take was in the newspaper cause it was offensive (: but still pretty funy, i want them to offend guides cause for two reasons, one i was a guide, and two it would be funny... haha sorry i shut the fuck up now!