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  • yes, republicans are stupid as fuck, but so are democrats

  • Lol! The most unintentionally hilarious video I think I've ever seen!

  • so if you want people to take you seriously you should reconsider what you use as tags "Sarah Palin Battle Hymn Comedy Political Spoof Funny She Won't Listen to Their Bunk Tea Party Activist Song Republican Conservative Christian"

  • America just died a little. Thank god these rednecks votes won't count (Alabama/Mississippi/Arkansas) or whatever inbred state they are from doesn't have that many electoral votes...thankfully.

  • Only in a place where they allow hideous skirts and hats in church would the words jail and hell rhyme.

  • Screw you FunnyOrDie for making me come here

  • I found this on a Formspring survey, and it was the ninth of eleven Top Youtube Comments. That's right: This was 9/11 of that selection. The Sarah Palin Battle Hymn.

  • ...and then they jumped in an F-350 and ran some minorities down

  • @macaddict34 Come, now... we wouldn't think of inflicting harm on anyone... and the illegals in our country never take advantage of the system, eat free or get free health care.

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  • is this like a satire?

  • @luiscf77 NO. Look in your dictionary for the meaning of satire. This, my friend, is produced as a public service announcement! Check out my other videos!

  • Whip up a tune in praise of Herman Cain. True patriot, that man, and -- skilled capitalist, you betcha. Goes for the ladies, proven fact. So we don't have.to.worry (ya know? heh heh). I've heard a few rumors about Rickyboy Perry in that regard--he's SOME kind of freak, that much is patently evident to all but the most obtuse. Obtuse, for you librals, means cretinous. Wait--reckon that doesn't lend too much of a hand....

  • @strandwolf the library wants its thesaurus back dipshit...

  • What the hell have I stumbled upon here? Wow.

  • I am not clear if this song is a parody or serious. It could go either way, just like with Palin herself.

  • @ganmerlad This is NOT a parody... this is THE ORIGINAL SARAH PALIN BATTLE HYMN!

  • @ganmerlad It is not a parody; it is a serious, public service announcement.

  • Wisdom to walk through an open door?

    Hymmmm

  • The image of Sarah Palin 'coming', shortly followed by the word 'spunk' has just ruined Christmas.

  • Why couldn't it have been " she won't listen to their spunk"?

  • I can walk through an open door. Does that mean I can be president. I didn't know that qualifies you to be president.

  • Yeah she's 'got the wisdom to walk through an open door. And that's about it! She will not get the oval office, now or never. What an absolutley ridiculous song.

  • read Levi Johnson's new book. Sara Palin didn't have anything to do with religion before many years before getting into public office and she let her daughter fuck in their house. she's a total MORON. as frustrated as you are with our economy, SARA PALIN IS NOT THE SOLUTION.

  • Oh, these people are going to be SSSSOOOOO disappointed she's not running for President. Have they made any more videos after her announcement that she's not running?

  • @mrbubetube YES! You can view my latest 2 songs with videos by searching thomasd691 or Tom Dempsey Music. Thanks! Tom

  • @mrbubetube YES! You can view my latest 2 songs with videos by searching thomasd691 or Tom Dempsey Music. Thanks! Tom

  • Up until 10/05/11 the door was open as wide as it was ever going to be for Sarah Palin and she didn't walk through it. Now it is forever closed to her and she's blown any chance she ever had. She got rich taking everybody on a long ride going nowhere. Now hopefully she'll take her money and go away and we'll never hear from again. I hope these folks know the words to Linda Ronstadt's "You're No Good" because that should be the new anthem for Sarah Palin from now on!

  • The parents of Beavis and/ or Butthead.

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  • She's got that "I cant believe he's making me do this again" look

  • This has to be a joke. Please God let this be a joke. 

  • Absoultely absurd! They actually make people this ignorant.

  • @yagwyag yes I guess lady gaga is so very much more meaningful...

    dont begrudge people their homspun beliefs, only makes you the ignorant one in the room.

  • Come on, its a parody. Whatever your political stripe, even in the tea partners can laugh.

  • # 1 Sorry folks, but Ms. Palin is too lazy to be governor of Alaska, much less actually sweep or scrub anybody or anything out of anywhere. She feels she is entitled to be on permanent vacation on somebody else's dime, motorhoming around, seeing the world, dropping little popcorn farts of "homespun" (mostly written for her) wisdom for us common working folk to sniff.

    # 2 Your earnest sentiment and naivete are touching, but unfortunately enable any and all politicians to hornswaggle you

  • Sarah looks better as a brunette than with white hair

  • The senile grandma lady is the best part of this.

  • Looking at the Communion Table This(?) do in Rememberance of Me? This??  Well, of course, because Jesus, Son of the Most High God, the salvation of the World, the greatest Love in the universe is certainly Republican. Hmmm.

  • Looking at the Communion Table This(?) do in Rememberance of Me? This?? Well, of course, because Jesus, Son of the Most High God, the salvation of the World, the greatest Love in the universe is certainly Republican. Hmmm.

  • These retards don't really believe this, do they? First of all, Palin will never be elected president, she's simply too weird, too unfocused, and too dumb. Second, the president doesn't actually have any of the powers they describe in this...."song". Third, didn't we suffer enough under 8 years of shrubbery?

  • Related youtube video:  "Jurassic Park theme song".

  • How could you NOT like this video???

  • Who would actually pay money for this song?

  • Brainwashed sheep....

  • Wow...what a bunch of scared old racist morons....

  • LEMMINGS!!!!!

  • These old farts would have been more productive in a penny arcade

  • A night time lullaby...dreaming of hunting scunks!

  • @kellyterrier LOL, you might want to learn how to spell...

  • @kellyterrier Yeah, I agree with SilverHamer. Kelyterrier, learning to spell would benefit you greatly, as it may facilitate a better command of the English language.

  • What a multitasker! You've got to tip your (cammo) hat to Uncle Shorty here....not only does he have to concentrate on remembering all the big words while he's lip syncing...and there are many!...but then he has to help direct the landing of the alien spaceship at 2:25.

  • @356ALX Hey! I wrote the song but it's not me singing it, it's a guy named Gary McVay.

  • @thomasd691

    The song seems awfully silly. Hell being cold? Heading South to hunt skunks? The wisdom to walk through an open door?(is this an allusion to healthcare or something?)

  • This is disgusting! America is so full of ignorant delusional drones, it's so sad to see these people try to destroy our beautiful country

    

  • @kaikaikai121212 I agree...most of them go on and on about how the wealthiest Americans aren't paying their fair share...unless, of course, they attend a $35,000.00 per plate birthday bash in Chicago.

  • GREAT

  • Sarah Palin and her daughter is a SLUT... Sarah Palin is a quitter after all... Sarah Palin is for sure a media whore and Alaska had enough!!! Everybody!!!

  • Politics are a sick joke at the expense of mankind. 

  • More nonsense. My profile reveals the truth about Sarah

  • "Sarah Palin has the wisdom to walk through the open door"

  • I like the video

  • @rarchar Thank you! Check out my NEW Music video entitled "We've Got 'Em"!

  • you idiots cant you see it's a parody? "sarah palin's coming south to hunt some skunk?" "and when she gets to washington it'll be cold as hell"?? it's not meant to be complimentary

  • @wishuponastar2007 Ok, the "skunk" is part black, part white...get it? And she's gonna take back Washington, it'll be cold as hell, for them...get it.

  • @wishuponastar2007 this is not a parody

  • These 2 filthy BUMPKINS are proof that there are NOT enough abortions in this country.

  • lol... 

  • this lady is a old hooker, who found god, and now she works at walmart as greeter

  • Revive "The Gong Show", With this "Hot Pattie" tramp as the contestant.

  • The old lady was not even mentioned in the credits to this video. Again, shows how conservatives regard women - just a background voice. On the other note, what kind of skimpy white-trash clothes is she wearing?

  • These codgers are really feeling it!

  • Am I barely just catching on or what, but i have seen this clip a number of times and I just realized that the voice singing the lead is not that of the old man.  Because when I listen to it I heard a third voice and we talks in the end of the song his voice doesn't match that deep voice in the song.

  • Can someone please explain to me who the hell Sarah Palin is? O.O

  • the world is laughing at the usa rightnow..

  • At least in America you always get the best politicians that money can buy.

  • After the eight years of Dubya's appalling disastrous and gaffe-ridden presidency, it was thought inconceivable that anyone worse could follow so soon. However, it is always wrong to underestimate the sheer buttock-clenching stupidity of the average American that they are seriously considering handing the presidency to such a clearly deluded fool as Sarah Palin. It wouldn't be so bad if the decision only affected Americans, but unfortunately, the dire consequences will be felt around the world.

  • @palbook

    IMO Bush is a blessing compared to the tea party.

  • @palbook yeah, stop the gaffe's or we may need a CORPS-MAN!

  • Move over Susan Boyle, you've got some serious competition here.

  • If Sarah Palin is the answer, I shudder to think what was the question.

  • These are sweet people who have been corrupted by FOX News/Koch politics. I'm sure they don't actually support it, they're just given the same conservative rhetoric: "If we just cut taxes, we'd have amazing prosperity, the Dems destroyed our economy, etc. etc.

    It's actually a pretty good tune.

  • Makes you proud to be an American, doesn't it? When are these religious wackos just going to die off and allow the rest of the country to make political decisions based on politics, and not an invisible man in the sky?

  • It saddens me that everyday Americans feel that "God," or some divine creator gives a damn about who's campaigning for political office in this country. Palin is a celebrity moreso than a politician.. .And please, can we all stop pretending that Obama has accomplished anything of note since taking office? Your free health care will never come to fruition because that policy is a violatio of Constitutional law; hence the pending law suit against the federal government.

  • That song is pathetic on so many levels.

  • Excuse me....where is your mind? How unnecessary (nd surprising) for you to bring in the "virus" and the "cancer"...I thought we were discussing political views.Thank you for calling it logic. That's what it is. I didn't think I'd ever call Alaska "middle of the country"..but that's what she is and she represents a major part of the thinking in this nation. Whether or not she receives the Republican nomination..she brings a long needed freshness to the politics of this country.

  • The more you complain...the more I like her. What is your problem with her, anyway?

    Perhaps you're worried about someone as real as she is taking over the government. Good on her...that's what I say.

  • @SheppieMine Do you apply that logic to the AIDS virus or ass cancer, I hate those too. I guess you like those now too.

  • This is absolutely disgusting. Only in America. Palin's an idiot enough without you two making total igloos of yourselves.

  • That's pretty awesome of them. Heh. But they should leave God out of politics.

  • Weiner for VP!

  • What good has GObama done lol. And WTF

  • WTC! These old fools don't realize that the Tea Party and the Republicans want our health care demolished. They also just voted for a law that would take health care from our military. I despise war as much as any other sane person, but Sarah Palin's a pageant queen and not a politician.

    GObama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're one of the best presidents ever!!!!!!

  • But remember folks, it's Obama that has the cult following. Or at least that's what THESE PEOPLE try to convince us.

  • You can't make this stuff up, the folks who made this video are a perfect example of people who for the sake of celebrity and a load of bs, they are willing to ALWAYS vote against their own best interests. Gawd the GOP fascists party are so good at convincing people like this that more money to the rich is exactly what will make them better........................­..........

  • The stupidity in this video is so stunning as to leave me speechless.

  • When will the remix be out? Keep up the good work.

    BTW. Why are you wearing a hat in church? Didn't yo mama teach you better.

  • @iangould7 you're not supposed to be able to see it, it's camouflage!

  • Hahahaha...what a couple of uneducated morons!! The perfect Palin supporters!

  • Hahahaha...what a couple of uneducated morons!! The perfect Palin supporters!

  • I have to admit, you have good singing voices but about Palin? Come on!

  • @backingslowly Implying that as an American I must idolize either of them ....

  • This is terrifying... at first I couldn't tell if it was a sarcastic joke, but sadly, I do not think it is.

  • Hahahaha...what a couple of uneducated morons!! The perfect Palin supporters!

  • COME ... GET YOUR OBAMA ELECTION PLATES WITH HIS FACE ON THEM ... because thats so much more respectable ....

  • Oh, boy! I can buy this on cdbaby, or amazon, or itunes?

  • @nameofthepen Yes, you can now! Just follow the link situated just under the video. Be sure to check out the follow-up to this song, called "We've Got 'Em"; the link to it pops up in this video now.

  • You need to hurry and put out the next single before you are forgotten...ha.

  • wow, just wow....

  • So bad it's great.

  • This dude probably has a white hood and robe

  • This makes me wish the world actually did come to an end 2 weeks ago.

  • this is what happens when brothers and sisters mate.

  • MORE COWBELL

  • Well, I voted for Obama last time around, but this changed my mind. GO SARAH! GRIZZLY MOMS!

  • @scalporf i'm calling troll

  • Are they fer or agin' her? I can't tell.

  • lol funny stuff...

  • THis is sooo sad.

  • This song makes me proud to be part of Redneckistan. The magic negro cult has been dismantled and debunked.

  • wow. just...  wow.

  • Great Americans! Thank you.

  • He's lipsyncing

  • Sarah Palin's taking away your Medicare you old fools.

  • @RGJ12 How is she doing that? She's not even an elected official for crying out loud.

  • @CanadaDan7 C'mon now....you've got plenty of flakes up in your neck of the woods too, eh?

  • Preacher man wearing mossy oak camo...that is too cool.

  • How is this any different from:  watch?v=fXkBJh9RJy8

  • The wisdom to walk through an open door. My dog can do that.

  • proof that stupidity is infinite.

  • Looks like they are at a church, and I bet they have a tax exempt status.

  • Even Sarah Palin doesn't like this song.

  • It will be cold as hell if Palin ever got to Washington - New poll revealed today - dumb people want Palin and no one else.

  • HAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHA­AAAAHHHHAAA

  • Oh My God, is this a skit from SNL? Who are the skunks? God save us from the Rednecks. What "Freedoms" is this gentleman losing, does he know? He obviously has the freedom to be incredibly ignorant. God Bless America!

  • Had to go out today on my hoveround to get some more cheeetos, candy and soda. On the way home stopped by the community college library bike rack to sniff the seats.

  • run for ze hills

  • Considering she used to a be a pole dancing stipper I think these people are perfect for her!!!

  • I told my eight-year-old sister about Sarah Palin... now my little sister has a hard time falling asleep.

  • These people are perfect examples of so-called "Christians" who polute the churches and our youth. Disgusting! Burn in Tea Party hell, Gary and Tom!

  • This is a parody, of some sort, right?

    

  • For real? No wonder the rest of the world looks at us like we are idiots! Give me a break. I'm moving to Canada.

  • this just enforces that only old white people are involved in the tea party and like sarah palin,

  • Ok, I don't have the resources to make a video, but if you do, feel free to use the lyrics I just posted. Just remember to credit me for them. I don't know why the first part of the lyrics wasn't posted in lines, oh well. And if possible (yeah, I'm asking for too much) use the same church format to make it funnier.

  • She’s a soc mom from Alaska, Who claims to have some sense, Aside from Good ol’ Washington, don’t know the Founding Fathers’ rest. A hot MILF from the north, who buys her clothes at Sack’s. With the GOP and the tea party She’s gonna make us hit the sack. Sarah Palin, don’t know what a VP does. Sarah Palin, can see Russia from her home. Sarah Palin, invented “refudiate.” And when she gets to Washington, she’ll overturn Roe vs. Wade.
  • Sarah ignores the names of the countries in the world.

    North Korea is our ally and the Afghans are next door.

    She don’t read newspapers and she writes notes in her hand

    With the GOP and the tea party, she’ll go to war with Iran.

    Sarah Palin don’t believe in birth control.

    Sarah Palin, her daughter ended knocked up.

    Sarah Palin, she’s much sexier than McCain

    And when she gets to Washington, she’ll ban marriage between gays.

  • (spoken)

    Sarah pats herself whenever a pregnant teenager gets wed.

    She thinks Africa’s a country, not a continent.

    She thinks there’s a national Department of Law

    But there’s something about Sarah, God bless her soul.

    Coz if she ever gave us anything,

    It’s Tina Fey’s best role,

    And Sarah knows.

    Sarah's gaffing on.

  • I don't have the time or resources to make a video, but I wrote some lyrics. If you can make a video (preferably church lady style) you can use them. Just credit me (flippyboy) as the lyrics writer. I will post them from the end to the beginning so that they will make sense to someone reading the comments from top to bottom.

  • I wonder why there are more dislikes than likes, hehehehe

  • About the line, "Whenever they gave us anything they always wanted something in return":

    That's the way life works. You don't get something for nothing. You have to do something in exchange for whatever you get. Sounds to me like this guy singing is a freeloading bum looking for a handout. Instead of sining silly songs he ought to take a bath and go look for a job.

  • I'm pretty sure that it's "smellist".

  • i am a new us citizen, but if this lady becomes president, i will find another country to live a sanely life.

  • @ Richardisdorky - LOL!! You got it Bro. What idiots.

  • They forgot a couple of lines. "She'll quit for no clear reason, then do a weird reality t.v. show.... Her daughter pushes abstinence while carrying a bastard child.... She's a hypocrite and has no braaaaains."

  • There's a lot of skunk in Washington DC.

    And don't forget - it's all downhill from Alaska.

  • Drill Here and Drill NOW. $6/gal thank you Obama.

    Bye in 2012 and end this Jimmie Carter II

    Obama said "...gas prices under my plan, will necessarily skyrocket"

  • Oh, my Gawd! Now I have seen it all.

  • They are swimming in the shollow end of the gene pool

  • "sweep the rift rafts into cracks"?

  • The guy isn't even doing the actual singing that you're hearing. Well he kinda is underneath the voice on the tape. Whatever, its lamer than lip syncing.

  • LMAOO ya i noticed that around 1:17

    he's lame. @wolfpax22

  • This is why inbreeding was outlawed

  • they've been teabagged

  • Does this particular "church" get the religious tax exemption???

  • Retarded retards are retarded.

  • Redneck, hillbilly, hick, inbred, rural, country, white thrash. I'm not talking about the singers either.

  • "Sarah has the wisdom to walk through an open door,"

    Thats not wisdom...and if she could walk through closed doors she might just be She-Hulk...

  • @prayawaythegay3 your username destroys all your credibility

  • This is a rip off! The music is from some other church song! Damn hillbillys it's 2011

  • Well I mean Sarah has the wisdom to walk through an open door..imagine that...

    walking through an open door. Politics is so stupid.They call Obama a socialist bent on destroying the country, Guess what after his term things will be the same as always...just like they said Bush was a right wing Hitler...things were the same after his term too...Politics is like Wrestling...FAKE.

  • I keep waiting for the humourous punch-line but . . .