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  • fuck off back to the states BIG MOUTH!!

  • AMERICA AND CANADA AND BRITAIN are the same shit, we are commonwealth nations. We have our average, hard working people, and our arrogant patriots who ignore facts. The only difference is the legal system... Canada and some parts of Europe allow small amounts of pot. America just has a corrupt constitution.

  • There is nothing wrong with where you are born. Seriously, just let the guy do what he is paid to do and what he is happy to do. I'm Canadian proud to be and my best friend is American and she is proud to be. It really doesn't matter. But to be honest the Canadians at this show really were dissapointing.

  • @thehofstetter You might want to disable comments on this video. These political nob jockeys are fucking annoying.

  • lol U.S. will always beat everyone else we got the best tech an army. shit are navy can take most small countrys the U.S. in a new world war cant be beat so hate us cry an wish but you will be long dead before american falls

  • @xnorwulfenx but see why are we over seas fighting and harassing other countries? Getting osama was a must, but should we stay? they dont like us and will not become westernized as washington wants. Washington is full of corrupt fuckers who will go to any extreme to instill there will... The world hates us my friend we have no business fighting Iraqis or the taliban its ur an my tax dollars...now they turned their attention to Iran.. leave em alone they never bothered us..

  • lol dumb asses one word for you people from the UK we have NUKES your dead before you can say Ah U.S. has more power in half there armys an tech may as well use rocks an sticks

  • I like this guy. He is funny.

  • Mock this guy - why yes - he is so unfunny - and Pinks4men really watch Tom Brokaw and learn somthing - it is people like you that make us really dislike you - as a Nation - your ignorance is stunning

  • @whocares7300 wow ty for showing us who really is ignorant from the nation with the most homeless lol

  • dumb really - Americans are so out of touch with who Canadians are - they have no clue about Canada - Tom Brokaw had to teach them during the 2010 Vancouver Olympics -

    little man syndrome pinks4men - watch Tom Brokaw explain to you what we are about and how lucky you are to have us as your neighbour -

  • @whocares7300 canada is lucky we let them be are bitch if we wanted we take your land an name it little america lol

  • love it or leave it!!! AMERICA NUMBER ONE!

  • @THEOMEGA191 original!

  • that Springfield song is overtly sarcastic.Dumb patriots.

  • I guess they are right in that shitty ass free healthcare is better than none.

  • The heckler who said Americans suck is such an idiot, Canada is in North America, therefore she is an American. A little slow in the head "eyy".

  • @espinolm We were actually colonized by the British. Were more Brit than anything. Just because we share a continent with you don't mean were American. The spics aren't American because they are from South America, they wouldn't call you "gringo" if they were. Just names to save time.

  • Hilarious.

    Almost as hilarious as the retards having a youtube war over which country is better.

  • She is the Queen of Canada and the commenwelth you dumb fuck

  • Relax children.  I'm Canadian I thought this guy was funny... but he was a little on edge a little over sensative about the topic. Anyways, yes there are Canadians out there with little man syndrome, and yes there arrogant Americans out there. But for the most part we're pretty tight. It's undeniable we have `WAY` more similarities than differences.

  • lol please, if it wasnt for canada u america would have been bought out by china a looooooong ass time ago.

  • @subliMNLraps China's invading Canada these days.

  • @subliMNLraps ya we needed your GREAT armys of canada helped so much from a % it was about 5 outta 100 the U.S. being the 95% lol

  • I worked at a call center for a large cell phone agency in the US... one guy called in and asked "Is Texas apart of the US?" nuff said

  • I like how people argue about which country is best, when in reality we all have our downfalls. Also, I enjoy the fact that some of you played Risk as a kid and come up with strategies in how your country will best the other. This shit is hilarious.

  • I'm canadian and that was awesome haha

  • Ya but the US still sucks.

  • Well i'm still not fond of Americans but good job asshole.

  • I'm Canadian, and I must say. You destroyed that bitch, and I enjoyed it.

  • Proof shown by many of these hecklers and plenty of these comments on here show that Canada has little man syndrome. Pretty sad actually.

  • @pinks4men no, more like some people are just ignorant. Same can be said about any other country, judging a whole country by 1 idiot's actions is just as bad as this heckler.

  • @pinks4men Little man? Last time I checked you BIG boys are the ones who keep stirring shit up and it's us along with Britain who have to clean up your shit. If Britain and Canada really wanted to, we could take your asses out and take control of america within months. We send you yellowcake and Uranium for your nukes as well build them when you contract us to do so. British SAS would dust your military. And the only thing that seems to be little here is your failing economy.

  • @bruckshot68 You take this stuff to seriously no matter where you live it doesnt mean your better.

  • @bruckshot68 Dont forget the JTF2. Theyll kill the US.

  • @bruckshot68 mouths lol lets talk seconds about 3 for the nukes to take canada an britain

  • @bruckshot68 ummm sorry America is way too powerfull to take out plus you have to have a army first Canada to invade...Our government is corrupt, not the good people here who are stuck with em..it doesnt matter who we vote for there all corrupt here..We spend hundreds of billions on our armed forces IT WOULD TAKE THE ENTIRE EUROPEAN UNION TO KNOCK US OUT..sas are just like oour seals..no better no worse....

  • @pinks4men Yeah, a heckler and YouTube are proof of a countries people. That's the dumbest thing I've heard. You're just as bad as the heckler.

  • @pinks4men No its just that you fags cant take a joke

  • I am sorry, Steve.

  • 'shut up or we will invade you' is just not funny any more, either is this asshole

  • I'd always heard that US comedians don't know how to deal with hecklers - turns out that (just like most thinks I hear about the US from my UK peeps) is complete bullshit. This guy kicked arse

  • @BlazingDervish if the person insulting you is giving you money to talk, yes it is winning

  • Doing stand-up in Edmonton does not make one a 'winner'

  • yo man, you don't get it. they were jesting about the booo thing . It's just basic group think man. they are trying to be a proactive audience. If you knew better you would understand that the audience expects each line in the tone you said 'i am american' to have ben desigened to create a response... man i should be a comic. you made awkward energy dude.. you weren't resonating. just off this time, you are smart and good, but you didn't understand and then they didn't understnad you.

  • @HourOfOurTime  ya.. all canadians mean they love you when they say they hate you duhhh!

  • And just to correct myself; it's that, not Tht .... Dammit iPod touch -.-

  • Instead of a SOPA act or a C 11 bill (canada's version of SOPA) we should have a 'shut down and delete everything ignorant, closed mind, hypocritical, racist, bigoted, and masochistic; act/bill. It'll help everyone learn thT every country has it's issues and patriotism while good, can also cause pain and ignorance. I'm Irish, Italian, English and Scottish; not just Canadian.

  • go fucking america were all races unite nd try fuck all tha other countries lol

  • @SCREWEDUPNIKKA713 learn to speak english dumb bitch. America is the most hated country on earth.

  • @MunchingOnPussy if you hate the U.S. suck a nuke or stop crying lol

  • 16 people are from Canada...

  • @PrankCallsByReV ITS 17 YOU REATARD!!!!!

  • "my parents fucked here,...etc." bill hicks on patriotism.

  • Isn't Canada the 51st state? The United States and Canada are like Dr. Pepper and Diet Dr. Pepper. They look a like, sound a like, but upon further inspection something isn't quite right. Be honest, the reasons that most people from other countries hate Americans, isn't because "Americans are loud, ignorant,fat and lazy." Its because they all wish they were here. At least Mexicans dont try to talk trash and then come over here, they are honest enough to admit their country sucks.

  • @FantasyFootballGURU Who the fuck want's to live in America. One of the worst developed country's in the world. Canada is a far better country then United States. Your not just living in a football fantasy word, your also living in a fantasy world period.

  • @blackmeinu lol canada has nothing but a chip on there shoulder the U.S. has one to but can back it up

  • @FantasyFootballGURU With comments like that, I wounder why the world hates America. Must be a mystery.

  • @blackmeinu lol those "comments" came off both sides so dont act like theres no blood on your hands as well

  • @FantasyFootballGURU You never hear about Canadians trying to sneak over the border to USA... Also, why would I want to live in a country with more crime rate, ghettos ( we don't got em here), no health care, and a falling economy with higher unemployment. The only thing USA has over Canada is warmer weather. And the world boos USA because your government is corrupt and starts unjustified wars and kill thousand of innocent people...and your all fucken clueless about it.

  • @TheJayWar Good one, except for the fact that the average American doesn't actually have a say in the wars we get into. I admit, our government is corrupt and greedy, especially politicians. We don't try to claim that it isn't...

    Also, we aren't "...all fucken clueless about it."

    You can't even spell, even though YouTube has spell check built-in...

    If there was a vote, the wars would end, but there isn't and won't be one.

  • @LOGICandREAS0N I always type your instead of you're...cause its youtube and I'm a lazy typer. Also English is not my strong point...math is..which shows in my honors electrical engineering . And there is a vote to end all the wars...Ron Paul

  • @TheJayWar it will never matter how much you cry the U.S. holds all the cards an will insure that in any world war by all means that the U.S. is the last man left standing so have fun with those dreams an wishes lol

  • @FantasyFootballGURU Last time I checked your great big beautiful America almost defaulted twice in the past 2 years. Your economy is a joke. When ur sick and tired of not being able to find work, don't come to us. When your country collapses and your money is worthless, don't come to us, When your government declares martial law on you, don't come to us.America is corrupt at every corner, your greedy government that dont give a shit about you doesnt even have the decency to give u healthcare

  • @bruckshot68 canada has more homeless then working lol an FYI the U.S. has the power to take we dont gotta ask you shit whatever the world throws at us the U.S. will be the last man standing take it or leave it its the future

  • If u can start an argument about this clearly u have a problem its a dam comedy show

  • People should learn by now not to heckle this guy.

  • Why, if you hate Americans would you go watch an American comedian? It is not much different from hating Blacks and going to see Chris Rock.

  • haha lol handled like a boss!

  • That was good on the comedians part lol. Comming from a Canadian EH

  • ha that was good. He's right though. Sometimes us Canadians get a little stupid. People are people. If anything Canadians can get too patriotic.

  • Hmm...Instead of reading all those paragraphs, Canadians like heckler, Americans like Comedian. Your welcome! :D

  • @TrueRobloxianvids ur not canadian

  • @matchbox2022 Um, yes I am. And even if I wasn't, how da fuck would you know? 0.e

  • American's aren't ignorant, Canadian's aren't ignorant. It's people without morals who are ignorant. 

  • This guy get heckled so many time he should just get ready to be heckled every time he's going to do a stand up

  • @Fray2221 you just proved ever American stereotype to be true, you know nothing about canada, and you're hating on all of them. how are you any better then the heckler in the video? every single person who has ever said that we American are ignorant un educated stupid and belligerent was just proven right by you,

  • Hey Canadians, don't even bother showing your fucking faces. If you are a Canadian and you try to start shit, you automatically fucking lose by being Canadian.

  • @Fray2221 Take your hate and fuck off. We all don't hate Americans----Grow the fuck up. 

  • @Fray2221 u mad bro?

  • @Fray2221 i'm american, and you are an idiot.

  • @Fray2221 dude, ur fkn retarted we dont hate america we hate litle fun like u who think they rule the world.

  • @Fray2221 You auto lose for being a fat fuckin american. Ya scum of the earth.

  • @bloodydark88 I am ashamed to admit that I am the same species as you.

  • @bloodydark88 we may be scum of the earth in your eyes but remember this we will always rule the earth so bow to your american overlords lol

  • @xnorwulfenx Rule the earth are you fucking retarded... The American " empire "pales in comparison to predecessor empires in size, strength and length. In a few more years Chinese supremacy will be established , then you morons won't be able to shit where you please and start meaningless wars... you will fucking bow to China.

  • @BeBopDeluxe85 lol the U.S. has little china in its pocket at any point at any time all the U.S. gotta do is nuke your country an they dont need a few years lol

  • I'm from Edmonton, we don't hate American's... just the American government

  • It don't matter where an asshole is born , an asshole is an asshole. don't judge a nation by their assholes.

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  • Typical American response

  • lol not all Canadians are like this

  • Such a fitting intro i love your videos and comedy

  • If that's the case then they just suck. When I visit other places, unless they are rude to me first, the thought of not being polite wouldn't even cross my mind. It's pretty ridiculous to go and visit somewhere with a poor attitude like that.

  • alberta is like the south in the states the rednecks of canada (for the most part)

  • I hope Canadians aren't really like this.

  • @DrMeh3 i live in edmonton, canadians hate americans, and laugh at the fact the americans don't even know it. The reality about canada is they are very spoiled, ignorant and racist, go figure.

  • @jamesappleridge I find that hard to believe. I've been to Canada, and the people there didn't seem to be spoiled, ignorant or racist. Maybe I just didn't talk to a lot of people, though while I was there, haha.

    And btw, why would they hate us? I mean, it's fine if they hate our government. I'm cool with that. But why would they hate the people of the USA? Not all of us are fat and stupid. In fact, the area I live in has like no fat people or stupid people whatsoever.

  • @DrMeh3 look, i am an american, i live in canada. They don't know i am an american unless i speak (i have a texas accent) trust me, they bad mouth us all the time, mock our country constantly, basically they hold us reponsable for the trouble in the world, while they spend their tar sand money and travel around acting like saints, this is the reality of canada, they do not like you, just your money.

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  • @DrMeh3 You're letting the actions of a very small group of people shape your belief about an entire country. That sounds pretty ignorant to me.

  • @jamesappleridge We're not bad mouthing American people, just American culture. (Jersey Shore, Paris Hilton, SOPA/PIPA, George Bush, Barrack Obama, McDonalds, Private Health-Care, 8.5% unemployment rate, financial inequality, the invasion of a country under false pretenses, the KKK, the Westboro Baptist church, the racism, the homophobism, highest incarceration rate in the world, an education system that leaves the majority of students in extreme debt despite vast wealth) Shall I go on?

  • @jamesappleridge Well America has stirred up a hornets nest in some areas of the world. I don't believe that America has caused MOST of the worlds conflicts, they have been here before America was a country. Yet you act like American's don't bad mouth us, I've been to Houston. They think Canada is Mexico to the North. So..yeah. It cuts both ways. I never hid my nationality, and I got flak for it all the time.

  • @madmatix you're just talking shyt now, Houston doesn't think canada is the mexico of the north (houston is a sanctuary city for mexicans) Houstonians, like most americans like canadians, it's after they come for a visit and return with stories of how they are treated here that is causing the change, you guys half a bad case of little man syndrome, as for the rest of the world, everywhere american troops go is such a peacful loving spot, for those who can not defend themself, piss off.

  • @jamesappleridge Houston can't do anything, it's a city. I'm talking about the people of Houston, Texas. Not to mention, Orlando, Florida and I'm sure lot's places. I never said I was treated poorly, I said I caught flak. There are ignorant Canadians, and Americans. You like many Americans have a chip on your shoulder, it's funny. You think I actually hate you or something. I also see you have a hate for Mexicans.

  • @madmatix please, it's you who have the chip my friend, i am indifferent really, and please tell me in what i typed leads you to believe i hate mexicans? this is is the canadian national pychi, you guys really think you can "think" what others think, i mean come on get over yourself, it is not me or my folks who are are hating on anyone, governments do what they do (yours too ever heard of harper?) but having been exposed to canadian racism, i am done with it, and you have a nice day.

  • @jamesappleridge Sounds like it to me. I don't know what you think, I go by what people have said to me...To my face. That does not mean every American feels that way---But I have family in the states, who live there 365 days year.  They get flak as well, but they are also loved and accepted. Anyways---This argument ill go around and around---All I was saying was---Both American and Canadian governments can kiss my ass.

  • Alberta.flv

  • @MrRnizio1 Hey, I'm Albertan and nothing like that. That's just mean. There's no "i" in Albertans by the way.

  • Don't worry about Albertians they hate everyone even other provinces. They get mad because they were born and raised as dog fuck pieces of shit and people come from out of province and take all their good paying jobs.

  • I believe we`ve learned you suck at comedy..

  • What a dumb cunt.

  • I LOVE THIS GUY

  • if wish I could have been there... I would have said something like "Booooooo" and then he would have insulted me...

  • what a stupid fucking heckler

  • Stupid canadians n_n

  • can't wait til his more famous so I can tell people hey i knew this guy when he was not so famous! :D

  • This was so shit. Jimmy Carr has the best comebacks.

  • @hiws1 we may be hated but atleast were not the ones paying money to take a trip to vacation and visit our country and watch high school drop out comedians heckle the hecklers. Granted this post IS a swirling vortex on its way to a Black hole, screw you guys I'm going home.......

  • @thechamp1113 wait.. i never wanted to goto america.

  • @hiws1 I believe you committed multiple grammatical errors in your posts, so go back to hicksville where you were born and go eat some fried mayonnaise balls.

  • @thechamp1113 Yes, i may have done, im not that good at english, and never said i were.

  • I'm from Saskatchewan and this is fucking embarrassing. How dare that cunt in the audience use the word "ignorance" in that setting.

  • lol at least hes got a sense of humour...... unlike most americans.

  • I'm Canadian and i'm pretty sure we just got served.

  • So, it was an American giving him shit for being American. It all makes sense now.

  • @IntarwebUser No, the American was not either heckler.

  • @IntarwebUser let me guess you're a kanadian.

  • @IntarwebUser Did you even watch or listen ?

  • hahahah i see all these long comments on here. FUCK YOU marionFSAviz! and brich6. FUCK YOU

    FUCK YOU

    I DIDN'T READ ANY OF YOUR COMMENTS

    FUCK YOU ALL

  • Well, this shit of different countries happened and now people think we are separated, but NO, we are not separated, we are one thing, some people don't believe this because they can't see, what you expect? A cable connecting people? It's not about see, it's about feel. We have americans, britains, canadians, whatever, it's a matter of politic(a thing created to help, but it is not helping, it sucks.).

  • I find it funny how people also talk shit about where your from its funny to me. Especially being a american i love it no matter where i go people gotta hate i don't have to say or do anything just them finding out im american and shit begins. . I have been to london before and its funny the shit i take when they find out im american and i don't have to say or do anything. In my eyes for someone one to call me ignorant make them ignorant for saying shit to me for no reason.

  • Nationalistic canadians are one of the great mysteries of the world.. never accomplished shit, but proud as hell about it.

  • @OlderG0ds we have accomplished more than you will ever know

  • @crapplepod9 I think you are technically correct. As your accomplishments are so insignificant that I will never hear about them.  :)

  • @crapplepod9 Ewwwww...that sounds so sinister! "More than you will ever know....MUuuaaaaahhhH!" LMFAO! HAHAHA

  • @OlderG0ds Same story with Nationalistic Americans. The only people who like Americans are the Americans themselves. Everyone else hate you.

  • @TehEzkimo Hardly the same story. I can understand why you British don't like America, cause we told you to fuck off and then overtook you as the top world power. Canada doesn't like us cause they are fucking nobodies who lives in America's shadow.

    Now off with you , get back to your American video games.

  • @OlderG0ds That is exactly what I was talking about. Us British don't give 4 shits about world power, we hate you because you love yourselves and are the biggest arseholes in the world.

    You're just another typical American who thinks that they're the top of the world, but you're not, you're a complete wanker, along with most of the patriotic Americans.

  • @TehEzkimo you just said you dont care about world powers so you admitted that we are one but hate us because we know we are the best. i can see the irony and of course we love ourselves its not our fault your life is so shitty you hate yourself. it seems you might have a self esteem issue here and i am not qualified to help with it. and yes we are assholes without the r we're american but taxing people without their blessing seems like a dick move also so have a nice time on your island

  • @TehEzkimo lol some reason the french just gain more respect from me after reading that post. God Bless you sir.

  • @OlderG0ds No really, most people hate you.

  • @hiws1 No really, most people are ignoramuses. And I don't care what they think. I'm not some weak insecure pussy constantly worrying about irrelevant opinions.

    PS I'd rather be hated and still standing in 20 years than loved and taken over by Muslims like Denmark and the rest of Europe. Grow some balls and secure your own future then worry about Americans.

  • @OlderG0ds I like how you went to my channel to see where i were from. And the reason most people hate you is that, most people from america is like ''We are the greatest and everyone else suck'', think about it.

  • @hiws1 It was a lot of effort on my part to click on your name.

    I guess you have trouble reading, I'll reiterate: I don't care about your opinion..The fact that you honestly believe that garbage you write is a testament to your ignorance. And the irony is YOU are the one hating people based on where they are from... GET IT?

    Pay attention to 1:55, reflect, and talk to me when you get over your inferiority complex.

  • @OlderG0ds i don't hate people based on where they are from, i hate people on the way they act against other people, just like you do, and most other americans do, they are hating on other people, and i never said i hate all americans, i said MOST, as in most americans i have met acted like douches. just like you, So you are helping me hate most americans.

  • @hiws1 You help Americans unite... I don't know where you are from... Best part is that doesn't even matter... It's not where you're from that makes you suck... it's you that makes you suck...

    Put that in ur pipe and smoke it...

  • @waxaz I have no pipe, i don't smoke.

  • @hiws1 That was a hypothetical pipe... I should have known you wouldn't get the joke...

  • @hiws1 So you've met most Americans? that's pretty impressive!

  • @DontDriveFast07 I say most americans that IVE met

  • @hiws1 The Americans you've met probably don't like you either.

  • @thegroveful Well, it seems like that because they were negative from the start, even though i tried being kind to them.

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  • @OlderG0ds Have you ever played Assassins Creed, Mass Effect, Mod Nation Racers, Splinter Cell, Army of Two, Need For Speed, Deus Ex: Human Revolution, Dead Rising 2, Dragon Age, etc etc etc was made in Canada. If I had to name them all , I'll be here all day. PS: Edison did not invent the light bulb. He bought the patent off James Woodward, a CANADIAN.

  • @blackmeinu lol called buying cheap land to set up shop outta country company do this alot

  • @TehEzkimo fuck your country. It's shit.

  • @OlderG0ds explain what you personally have accomplished... let me guess nothing worth writing about? what are you so proud about.. living in a country 13 trillion in debt?

  • @TheShnitster After my education is completed I am going to start my own business and make my own living. My life has only just begun so I'll keep you updated since you're so interested in my personal accomplishments. :)

    13 trillion in debt sure, with a 14.5 trillion economy, so it's not as bad as some make it. I believe your country is in debt too.

    Anyway don't take it too personally, not your fault Canada is irrelevant on a world scale. Good luck.

  • I do so love these debates. This is why I dropped nationalistic tendencies. Just another reason to argue, another reason to criticize, to hate. If you're going to be proud about anything, be proud to be human, in an age where technology is growing and advancing faster than previously thought conceivable, Where information is readily available at all times. Don't be proud of your nationality. When you die it won't mean shit. just another evolved monkey in a wooden box. Be proud that you can think

  • @OlderG0ds Can you find your own country on a map?

  • that was awesome

  • love that song by the boss too haha

  • well handled... cant believe the rude audacity of a few drunken ingrates... im slightly ashamed

  • "And I'm not even gonna pay taxes on it 'cause I'm lying to your government" hahahaha