How To Be Dominican

[bxkid119]

I was born here and im less gringo like you are.

[ATHLETICEXPRESS]

i think people should just be people my Puertorican Brothers an dominican sisters if your dominican be dominican Just be yourself is my point i hope you all understand my point thanks much appreciated

[exmily07]

lol

he talks like a gringo, pero i love the platano part <3 <3

[sgomez97]

lol you spelled dancing wrong lol && daaamn your mom was abouta fuck you up lmaoo && the end of the blooper was funny . lmaooo

[ddottdecuba]

whoever disliked this has no sense of humor!

[nostalgiamelancolia1]

I'm Dominican,and I only like Platanos fritos what we call "Tostones".

[TheJasmin1234567890]

Lol....real dominican mom my mom be yelling at me the same way and......your so CUTE(;

[deetotheloh]

EL CONTRY CLU!!!

oh my gahh, this made my day<3<3

[chicojhj]

@prettyboyswagnyc HAHAH AHHAAHHA HAHAHAHAHHA HAAHAHHAH *chokes* No one gives a fuck 'bout Puerto Rico. Even the Spanish, when they came here, were mainly interested in Dominican Republic. You were just a freaking stupid, useless, filthy, and horrible military base :) Puerto Rico can go kiss my ass.

[Olivia2011ish]

lol very cute

[dannidarwin]

te ba amata tu mama dejale los platanos mamaguebo....



[Alissa378]

I loved it it was so funny plus your cute

[bblluuee2]

"tu oye de jame lo platano!" best part!!!!

[PinkFriday32]

ppl who be hatin from Dominican republic bettA get a life cuz ya niggas dnt kno wat ya missing

[thirdeyewise2]

@prettyboyswagnyc

Maybe puerto ricans should worry about freeing their country from colonization instead of spending time on Dominican videos making faggity comments. Sounds like a good idea, huh.

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Question: When Puerto Ricans go to their silly parade exactly what are you celebrating...obviously not independence day. July 4th 1776...might as well be puerto Rican enslavement day...right?

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1950 Sign in NYC: "No dogs or puerto ricans alllowed"....And you are proud of this (HA, HA!)

[omarmarte]

lmaooo



[CaliforniaGirl420]

@prettyboyswagnyc y say that??? dominicans r kinda just like puerto ricans i luv thm dont be like that

[sdtvrulez]

@prettyboyswagnyc the fuck outta here son dominicans are the shit man every one else wants platano w/ salami dejate de vaina coño.

[sdtvrulez]

platano maduro

[crazycuteali]

Lmao :'] this made me laugh too hard :']

[baeishvale]

from rosa;MY FAVORITE SONG. PLATANO CON SALAMI PLATANO CON SALAMI PLATANO CON SALAMI. from vale; aye dont have to tell u twice not to touch a dominican ladys platanos

[Ailanisa]

god-like compleeeex, you da man

[prcurlygirl79]

OMG You are so funny.

[anjanie46]

nice songs what are playing the artists?

[eiramelleinad]

jaja to cute...i love mi jevo dominicano! i cook mangu for him in the morning and tostone at night and he gets all happy lol!

[ThatsSoTrue21]

You can't learn how to be dominican, you not a dominican unless you were born dominican.....ta to

[oeman3000]

TheHostForMyFolks ikr. Thas true. I'm Dominican not black. idc bout DR history with black ppl.. Soy Dominicano no moreno

[sisi1992cono]

Deja eso platanos!?! Jaja esa Taba buena

[TheHostForMyFolks]

Um correction; in Dominican Republic there is ancestry of african Americans AND Spain that's why there's some Dominicans that look white as hell ! Buttt nobody gonna say that shit sooo stfu lol dominican is Dominican and thats it!!!! Just enjoy the video and if ya gonna talk about the history of D.R go somewhere else with that lol (watch mahhhh heads curse me out and shit and commenting back-_- Lols ) relax !

[ineedsomescrilla142]

@TheHostForMyFolks wron dominicans don't have african american ancestry, they have african ancestry

[mrdominican777]

@TheHostForMyFolks Dominicans are a mixture of races. And african americans are people that live in america.

[KaylasbChannel]

PLATANOS!

[jayteamlutha]

im black 1/8 dominican lol this is so true this vid

[kangarootookthemoney]

i'm hungary... woahhh... platanos :)

[thekidd20111]

im

 dominican nd blackkkk

[Ohsob5135]

same with jamacians too were pretty much the same we eat the greens plantans too

[northtrop]

What are the songs in the video? I love them and I really want to listen to them

[guelz718]

Uyyy platano con salami platano con salami platano con salami

[nicksonthere]

This is a dum-ina-can tutorial haha jk im dum-ina-can 2

[estefanirod]

LMaoooo te pego con lo platanos lmfaoo hilarious man loved it !!!

[Kellyp306]

I HOPE U KNOW DOMINICAN HAVE AFRICAN ANCESTRY THATS WHY DOMINICANS LOOK LIKE BLACK PEOPLE. FOR EXAMPLE ZOE SALDANA & MERLIN SANTANA.IF U KNOW YOUR RACE U SHOULD KNOW U HAV BLACK N U. CHECK OUT BLACK IN LATIN AMERICA //video.pbs.org/video/18774367­91/ WATCH THE PART ABOUT WHEN THE BLACK GUY GO TO DOMINICAN REBUBLIC 2 DISCUSS THE AFRICAN HERITAGE IN DOMINCAN REPUBLIC & HOW YA DONT THINK YA BLACK WHEN YA IS BLACK

[randyphk]

@Kellyp306 im dominican n im white

[holloween2011]

@Kellyp306 what do "blackpeople" look like? most american consider anything darker than beige black. black in latin america didnt talk about heritage, dr.gates just droaned on about dominicans not considering themselves an african nation, intentionally focussing and sensationalizing small aspects of dominican history and society, and why there haitian counterparts should be glorified because of there slave history. pure BIAS.

[dominicana2011]

Muy bein hecho

[AZOZOR]

i like the video man

[mrdominican777]

Dominicano para siempres.

[peter6661023]

hahahha vakanauran



[danympable]

the funniest part of this vidio was the mom.....don't mess with her platanos...co~o

[UmRayne]

Mean Lady : Mom

[what1474]

muchacho mierda deja de jugar con lo platano:p

[dominicanbang]

dominicanos ariba y mangu con salami tambien

[dominicanbang]

i love this vid dominicanos ariba con mangu y salami

[Bachamami91]

the funiest thing was when his mom spazzed

[1chelaloca]

Ta Jevii..!!

pero el boche fue de vdd k te lo echaron??

[theilikecheesegirl]

the platanos thing is the truest thing in the world!

[younghern99]

Pero mucha e'mierda lmao.

[EsterlynRD]

Y ETO MARDITO LOCO EL DIABLOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[TheAri96]

EHEHHEHE I LOVE THIS VIDEO MANITOO TA BIENNN ETE VIDEOOO TU SABE KLK..!!!!! PLATANO CON SALAMI,PLATANO CON SALAMI!!!!!!!

[TheAri96]

EHEHHEHE I LOVE THIS VIDEO MANITOO TA BIENNN ETE VIDEOOO TU SABE KLK..!!!!!

[EstyleKiDo]

nice vid , check out my how to be dominican , como ser dominicano con flow :P

[ELMiGueLaZo1]

@TheeAndreyz how would yu kno that 0.o

[rand0mchick15]

aww great job :)

[bxgirl90]

i love your mom at the end and @ the other ppl who say that you cant have braces if you dominican is dumb

[bxgirl90]

i love your mom at the end

[hnavalo]

this is so cute

[mrdominican777]

@Dominicanojon Dude you are so stupid ! What type of comment is that ?

[dcjoel96]

u fail at being a dominican!

[jomarysm]

this video is halarios but i dont think that he is dominican 1 because he has braces 2 because he said platanos in such a wierd way.

[mixedmami0204]

true dominicans lol i would know

hell yea platanos all day haha i just had some today :)

[sanshuri]

@TheeAndreyz BEST ARGUMENT EVER.

[SONJEE]

I loved it! Keep doing what you are doing! It was funny.. Los Dominicanos somo una cuetionnnnn! ..lol.. I LOVE DR! :)

[KAITLYN15263]

IM FULL DOMINICAN AND ALL OF THESE THINGS WERE TRUE

[stevieboni]

@Dominicanojon having braces obviously means one gives a shit about their dental hygiene. He has an AMERICAN accent, not necessarily white.

[FirenationNena862]

Lolss . videoo is too funni . im half dominican and i do bout half the thingss he said especially the platanoss . . yuh should include that they are LOUD ! lol

[RoberMatts]

Muchacho e mierda deja de jode con lo platano XD

ta bueno el video

[elsicario809]

HAHAHA TU ERE UNA CURA MAMA GUEVASO!! HAHAHAHHA xD!

[sheila716]

@Dominicanojon hahahah

[jerroei]

jajajaja nice videos 

[XxReTROk1DxX]

lmao

[alebabii13]

Ur ass is funny.. The end had me rollin!!!

[hellobye14]

@TheeAndreyz LOLOLOL

[roxanita116]

Buen Video Showing How to be a real Dominican!!! Definition of Dominicans: Sexy, PLatano And Bachataa!! :p

[masterdelrap]

MUCHACHO DE MIERDAAAAAAAAAA

[Dominicanojon]

FAIL DOMINICANO

[Miriannie1]

hahaha to funny :)

haha Dominicanoss rulea :)

[coconut1wat]

hahaha sooo fony. ima not dominican but mexicana ..... dont really matter we're all latinios/hispanos speak the same language wit diff accents n have curvy bodies!!! yea i happy X D

[mrdominican777]

DOMINICAN PRIDE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stephaniekarina]

dominican all day everyday; 24/7 365 days a year :-)

[dabboy420]

lmaoo his moms started spazzin over her platanos



[MyDogBrownie]

@catania642 and why did he fuck all our broads? Cuz their sexy as fuck thats why. U probly jus mad cuz you live in some shitty 4th world country that no one has even heard of.

[QueloGua401]

@catania642 ok

[latinachula20002000]

hahahhaha that was funny

[th3kiid0511]

daz true dey like to party

[HaitianTruthNetwork]

Love for all the Dominicans

[Taxminia0311]

metenle un plantono por el culo para que no joda mas lolollmao

[algenysvargas]

La parts de platano is completely true

[angie8O9]

hahah so funny, y lo de la mama fue lo ma jeviii, i love it♥

[escubidess]

moustache



[Flakkax33]

tu si eres ridiculo mi hermano

[thesouthrapsucks]

want to dominican?? and american?? be a dumb fuck that thinks he is white but darker than most black americans

[boricuodominican0ify]

@JemRemake mira raciasta he mierda pa q sepas nosotros los puertorrique-os isimos la misma ,mierda uno a-os atras pa q sepas y si no te gusta q vallan a aya metete en el culo de un perro ok q te quede claro RACISTA!!!!!!!!....

[tankshot009]

fuck that! colombians like platanos even more!!! my moms mangu is better than yours!

[mfvh05]

@tankshot009 columbians do not like platanos more than dominicans. i have never heard of a dominican talking about platanos like dominicans do and i know a lot of colombians.

[EliteAquarius]

animalaso

[drztaty]

the only real dominican part in the video is the mom asking for her platano!!! The rest, you need to meet a Dominican, because you do not have a hair of dominican on your head! I think we are actually good dancers and peel the platanos when we make them! =) so GOOD TRY, but FAIL!!

[SnakeBigBoss24]

Lmfao @ the mom " Dejame lo platano!"

[MaiyaCasiano1]

Hey just reaching out to all mis Latinos, Check out my page and keep in touch

[MilSimAirsoft1]

1:29 reLIVING stress...

[hollymollyzD]

PERO MUCHO EL DIABLOO XDDD MAN YER MUM IS EPICC

[TheXdrocker]

Yes we do love platanos! jajajaja LEAVE YOUR MOMS PLATANOS ALONE!

[TheXdrocker]

Yes we do love platanos! jajajaja

[ken25559]

jajajajajaa!! y ete maldito loco de donde salio!! jajajaajajaja!!

[lamaskool]

olle se paso tu mama loko olle casi me meo de la risa me gusto tu video ta jevi

[mrdominican777]

@chikirpal- ARE YOU RETARDED OR SOMETHING ? You just said that Dominicans resemble Black people More than any other Hispanics . Hmmm- lets see- Well according to my research "BRAZIL" has the highest "Afro-Latino" population- Or should I say "African" population in "ALL" of Latin America. Every Latino knows that. Please get your Facts straight and research information before you post nonsense- it'll keep you Out of a lot of trouble... Thank You and have a Nice day !

[chikirpal]

actually u can tell if a person is dominican there hair ha and sometimes there color they resemble black people more den any other hispanic their afro hispanic (:

[chsn09]

@chikirpal What are you talking about? There is NO such thing as looking Dominican. Dominican is just a nationality. You can't define a nation by looks because ppl immigrate and emigrate and there is always migrations back and forth. Please stop your ignorance.

Dominican is NOT a race but just a nationality

[mrdominican777]

Dominicanos all day long baby !

[antoniodedr]

That mom is funny! LOL

[franki0man]

deja de joder con mis platanos xDDD

[Jolopero]

Dominicans Stand up!

[Snakeiceflyff]

dude i hope you live in the DR cause dude there is nothing worse than a dominican York or dominican american!

[chsn09]

There is NO such thing as looking Dominican

[jencarcan]

lmao. !!! pero muchacho mierda deja de joder con mi platanos! TU OYE! jajajaja bien hecho. jajaja.

[iRoyS809]

Loco que le deje lo platano que son pal desayuno, que la vaina jajajaja

[DominicanRainbow]

jajaja muchacho eh mierda deja de jodeer con mi platanooo LOL

[Jose1595m]

nice bro watch in three weeks ima make a better vid... but ur is kool (even tho im puerto rican)

[Snakeiceflyff]

@Jose1595m deja la envidia boricua e mielda !

[lilcris1409]

Dominican 4 Life Cono!

[89Profe]

Dominicanns all dayyy!

[Froshable]

omg <3 i subbed . your reall cute and funny

[melaniephatfabulous]

aha that  was good

[drprmami12010909]

LMAOO at the end wen she was about to start fuckin this nigga up wit the platanos lol

[chsn09]

@drprmami12010909 LMFAOOOO xD

[DominicanGangsterAUT]

haaha

[JemRemake]

jajaajaja fucking hilarious XD la unica forma en que los dominicanos tengan total respeto es cuando sean exitosos en su propio pais y dejar de venir a PR a subestimar a los demas y no agradecer!

[Adminown]

@JemRemake Tu no deberias estar viendo este video, si a ti no te gustan los dominicanos.

[drprmami12010909]

@JemRemake shut the fuck up dumb prcan bitch u talkin too much shit stick a platano up ur pussy thats probably the the best you could ever do

[missbebeDR1]

mira muchacho eh mierda dejame lo platano!!! jajajaja

[lari010]

and every country have beautiful people (and dominicans WON a miss universe) and are always in the last 3..what;s that? ;)

in the news..all you get its the poor places of DR..they dont film in Naco,Pianini,etc.

everyone and every countries have it "attractive part"..DR have BEAUTIFUL BEACHES,you have cold mountains,dunas followed by a beach..mexico have beaches too,boriquas too..every country is special :)

dont waste your time talking shit about the countries..its stupid

srry for my english :$

[lari010]

people..calm down :/

just dont judge people because of the nacionality..

Im dominican and I live here in the DR,the way we live here is way different of the way dominicans living in the US.

you know that the DR is the 2nd happiest country?..not trying to ofend anyone.

I respect everyone of you,can be mexicans,puertoricans (which I consider brothers),africans..anything.

just dont judge other countries..its very OBVIOUS that you will love your country and the other one will love theirs..I LOVE DR

[topmodelo88]

lmao! Love it! :)

[Micshortii96]

No Hode Con Mi Platano Mucha El Miarda LMAAAOOOOOO DR All Day

[rjayvelez]

DR all day!! ya tu sabe!

[rjayvelez]

DR all day! ya tu sabe.

[contact1araya]

Diablo panita tiene que dejar de olerse esa tementina que me lo ta da~nando.

[MrCam860]

tu heres un idiota socio puerko deverian los dominicanos arreglarte los dientes esos u a ugly motherfucker lolz

[themuthafuckatime]

porke siempre hay un boricua kejandosee en los videos dominicanooss?????CUAL ES LA ENVIDIA??

[iiC3Mann]

@themuthafuckatime envidia de que loco? lo domi y lo bori somo' to' helmano, dejate de eso...

[HARDY1818]

@themuthafuckatime im agree u_u

[HARDY1818]

hahaha nadie ta ma alante que yo LOL platano con salami omg *died* lol lol this is soo damn funnyyyy!!! hahahahahahaha LOLZZZZ

[TheeAndreyz]

Check out my Channel for funny videos like this.

[nily6]

TheEndofdays311 Fuck off maldito chicano you got shit to say to VeganaRD esa te planto y te puso en tu lugar fuck off byee

[DisneyClubpenguinTM]

que?? yo te entiendo amigo,

[Linitax3]

that wass halarious (:

[laniya88]

Dominicans are da SHIT!

[laniya88]

DOMINICANS ARE DA SHIT!!

;P

[kissofcolor83]

LOL, cute video!!!!

[mrdominican777]

@ooMUSiCxFREAKoo- Thats what I have been trying to tell that fool for the longest ! He is so stupid ! Why is he even on our videos to begin with if he's going to talk all that trash ??

[ooMUSiCxFREAKoo]

@latinojetsfan -

just note this: i am not racist i am dominican american and damn proud of it. People from DR come to the US just like every other country in the world for opportunities that may not be available at home but that DOES NOT make DR any less than PR. I love PR and any other latino country. I've been there many times and its gorgeous but guess what? DR is only a few miles away from PR so its not much different (geographically speaking)

So please watch what you say on the internet.

[ooMUSiCxFREAKoo]

@latinojetsfan -

Let just take your scenario for truth for a second. Let's say that DR has poor education system, you would need direct your rude and offensive comments to the legislature in DR not some kid on youtube.

Third of all if your puerto rican (which i think i read) I wouldn't be talking so loudly about DR being illegal because PR has unlimited access to the US. oh what you thought i forgot? PR is NOT an independent country. so if you're ready to talk shit, get shit straight!

[ooMUSiCxFREAKoo]

@latinojetsfan -

First of all I'm from Dominican Republic & it is not the poorest the country in the world. (sounds like to me the last time you opened a book was in preschool).

Second of all there is no reason to take out your frustrations on some kid on youtube making him think that its his fault that DR has "a poor education system" (which by the way that is completely false) if I recall accurately, DR has a phenomenal universities which someone like yourself would probably be denied entrance

[cmglsnts]

this people talk a lot of shit dominican republic is the most beautiful country and fun to visit  not saying by me by people who knows about it... so where that fuck r u from that u are saying that ehhhhh ur mouse is full of shit

[kenrris]

por que siempre aparecen los mmg's de los boricuas comentando en los videos DOMINICANOS Y CRITICANDO vallense de ahy ehhhhhh!!! MARICONES NO JODAN QUE NADIE LO LLAMO PA' CA Y NADIE VA A JODE PARA SUS VIDEOS

[stillstanding1234567]

dominican is not the poorest country in the world!! if we were so poor then why do alot of ppl visit our countryy!!!!! its a beautiful country so i find that affensive that u said were the poorest! !! dick head. i like this vid its funny!

[mrdominican777]

@latinojetsfan- YOU'RE SO STUPID !!! The Dominican Republic is one of the most FAVORITED Tourist areas in the Western Hemisphere ! DO NOT THROW LIES LIKE THAT - TO ME !! You are so dumb- Because you said that the D.R is the poorest in the world- when we have a GOOD economy !

[latinojetsfan]

@mrdominican777 Stupid? My I.Q doesn't say so.

If the economy there is so well, why do they come here? At least when others migrate here from other nations that aren't as well to do, they admit it. Dominicans come here and say there's nothing wrong with the economy in their country. Wrong answer. If a dollar here is worth 37 in D.R, thats a PROBLEM.