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  • sick movie

  • All you men, Olga was for you. For us women who like to see a man of action and a high body count, Tim was for us.

  • thumbs up if at first you thought thumbnail image guy was using a robbery mask

  • This film sucked dick. I cant believe they turned a videogame about a cold blooded contract killer into a fucking romantic 'actioner'.

  • @CMakaveli91 you dont know what talk about it it.. a a hitman do you know what ist?

  • @franciscop747474 talk to me when you can speak the english language

  • I personally find this movie to be good, well decent, but not like that shitty hollywood Max Payne movie !

  • Timorthy Oliphaunt dosent fit agent 47...anyone who played the game would know...

  • @Sukoi49 You're right. He's too "nice"...

  • @Sukoi49 yeah

    Jason Statham would do better and maybe a better script :D

  • OvyMoonlight they are making a second Hitman movie.

  • Golgo 13 + Hitman 47 = Awesomeness!! i wonder who will win.. hmm....

  • will they ever make hitman 2.. fuking badass filmm...!!!

  • I think Vin Diesel should have played the role of agent 47!! :D

  • /watch?v=JfHh2pbrFm0

  • You know, as far as video games turned to movies go, this one really was not that bad at all. The backstory was kinda pooped on a little, but I think the whole 'clone' thing would've been a little too ridiculous for audiences to accept (and frankly, wasn't important). But it had good action, an interesting (if confusing) story, and a cute girl's tits.

    Best movie? God no. A decent movie? Yes.

  • best movie i ever seen... Timothy is the best........... but.... WHY ARE'N THEY MAKING A HITMAN 2 MOVIE? :( I WANNA SEE MORE...

  • So many fucking whiners. Go play your damn videogames like the nerds that you are.

    The movie is great, the actor looks good and performed well.

    Who gives a shit about some little stuff. It's not the game, so dont treat it like its the game and just enjoy the damn movie.

  • @bringitonTV

    If it is not the game then why has it the same title same protogonist and (quite) same setting , story (well usually these are the parts that fucked up the most)

    If they cant make it a good movie adaptation then they shouldn't do it with big names from big games.

  • Just added to my Lovefilm list :-)

  • The original hitman was a clone!!

    Not a kid raised to be professional killer!!!

  • thumbs up if you knew Timothy Olyphant when he was in "The Girl Next Door"

  • if this is how you guys play hitman then you are noobs

  • @axus987 Meh. I actually never liked the emphasis in the games where 'Silent Assassin' rewards you for being a ghost and seems to imply that the only 'real' way to play is to basically be a white bald ninja... I disagree with the 'run and gun' approach where people can just kill their way through the level, but I also disagree with being punished for killing other guards.

    Besides, getting Silent Assassin on most levels required metagaming and luck (like that fucking snow mission).

  • No one of the credible actors looks like Hitman.

  • watch ma videos at deadlyman2010!!!

  • the guy playing as 47 looks so unprofessionall... 

  • Hitman 47

  • They should've picked Statham for the role. Olyphant butchered it and he didn't even look like 47.

  • @JuliusDr Statham also doesn't look like 47.

  • @xuim26 Neither does Olyphant.

  • @xuim26 Neither does Olyphant.

  • Mission rank: Psychopath.

  • im proud that this is shot in Bulgaria :)

  • hitman is really gonna to be hit.

  • not bad

  • "Hi man"?

  • Whats the song?

  • @theBOURN3idiot Ave Maria by Schubert

  • Thumbs up If you knew Timothy Olyphant before he was Grinch in MW3

  • @Psfreakman300 obviously from this movie, die hard , the show justified, and the perfect getaway

  • @Psfreakman300 obviously. he was in the crazies. fhmgktgkhliukyghkj

  • @Psfreakman300 fffffff UCKhh MW3

  • @Psfreakman300 seriously, what the fuck

  • @TheeMentat

    Your English is horrendous, please leave humanity.

  • I wanna be 48!

  • This was really a good movie, but the best Best of all in this genre remains the Bourne trilogy. Bourne is the best, for many reasons:

    1) No head barcode

    2) It took three movies to show all their prowess, and Bourne was lost his memory.

    3) Bourne is a far best drive. Does not need a special BMW.

    4) Although Bourne does not use sword, he is much better with martial arts.

    5) Bourne can kill with bic pen, hunt shotgun, pistols, with his hands, ...

    6) Bourne MADE SEX with his partner. Woot!

    ...

  • @TheeMentat thumbs up for actually taking the time to write all that :)

  • orthodox church train hitman HAHAHA that is a very stupid story

  • Jason Statham suits the role better

  • @ZeDBeE85 but u have to admit this guy did a really awesome job agreed?

  • @hello34726 good movie yea... always pictured Jason statham to fulfil the role way before they cast timothy

  • Padre, I have sinned... I have done some terrible things in my life. I have killed many people. For money - out of ignorance - out of evil - out of hatred...  I do not belong. I'm not of this world. So why should god forgive me?

  • He was JUSTIFIED  to kill!

  • The chick is this film is sooo fuckin hot. i would date her in a heartbeat.

    

  • I like hitman game serie & T-Bag

  • 47 is BALD. not fucking headshaved

  • Broke the chain a bit for video game movie adaptation.

  • i loved this movie so much i wanted to be a hitman , his number was "47" my birthday is 04/07 thats a sign .

  • @goldenuploader i have job for 47 :P

  • @supermorbid66602 i'll go for it

  • the movie was good, but it doesnt feel like the hitman games at all.

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  • what chezzy pop corn flick

  • 0:43 Do you know why Hitman is perfect? Because he realy look like contract killer. Realy killer can not look like nice, emotional and kind gay. If you are making movie or game about badass agent who get most dangerous missions and kill target he must also look like cold, bad and impassive professional killer who realy is ready to kill without mercy. For example assassin Ezio is good but he look little bit too kind.

  • Hitman 2 please jesus!

  • eu quero timothy no hitman 2 gato,sexy da show de bola em gospel e personalidade marcante no filme .adoroooooooooooooo meu numero...kkkkkkkk

  • muuuuuuuuuuuito fodão ! carequinha gato ein esse Timothy Olyphant *0* queria ele pra mim :/ ushaus

  • Since when is hitman an babyfaced douche this is nothing like the game anyway and whats with the russian business again like in every second movie back off for once damn-.-

  • اجمل فلم اجنبي 2011

  • Hahaha so cool 47 always uses German Sniper rifles like the Walther WA 2000 and the Blaser R93 LRS2 because they are the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best

  • @bismarck194188 Well, The German weapons productions where out of the best equipments of all time since of the Nazi weapon industry back in the 30's.Made it to a level there no nation ever seen before so fascinated which is why the nation itself is named faciest tho. Totall overwhelming dangerous bullet rounds to the weapons which build it so unique and completely destructible firearms thanks to Hitler.Still today >:) I guess no doubt Germany will be nazi again near future:) Dont believe me? ;)

  • @XtremeNasism666 My Words, Friend. I would take a 98er (karabiner 98) in cal. 7,92 with a Zeiss ZF42 produced 100 years ago, before i would take any other modern rifle. They were produced Highest Quality and they shoot like they would be new! Already in WW1 they shot over 900 meters with this rifles, Without scope!

  • we want timothy on hitman 2!!!!

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  • Hey baldy!... Why so serious? ;)

  • @xxt00mxx 5 Seconds later.. *Red mist where your head used to be*

  • hitman in this movie should be a little bit older.

  • This film was a let down! Timothy Olyphant was a terrible actor choice for 47. The actor needs to be cold and emotionless, Jason Statham would not be good looool!

  • f**k to all what u have say, timothy olyphant as agent 47 are the best!

  • David Bateson for the next 47?

  • TYPE THIS IN FOR A GREAT BEAT

    Hitman Strings Instrumental Rap Beat 2011

  • Lo this movie is loosely based off of Hitman

  • Wentworth Miller as next Hitman.

    The guy from Prison Break, he got the cold and toughness in his eyes.

  • When everyone play this game we want to be a "silenced assassin" we want to see an art of assassination, The thug in the movie is no class !

  • this movie sucks.who is with me?!?!?

  • Want a movie about 47?

    Watch Leon.

  • @blackbirdru i looove that movie i cried and i loved it.

  • hmm...shaved head = best thing timothy olyphant has done

  • 0:27 LOL, that's not how you use a razor! Dumb hitman. He's probably got leukemia and no one told him.

  • @AdamsTeinz haha :D 

  • Vinnie Jones would have been a better 47...

  • @thybuilder bullshit 

  • THUMBS UP IF YOU THINK Timothy Olyphant WAS THE WRONG ACTOR TO PLAY 47!!

  • you what I really think? They need to make a hitman movie in the way that "drive" was made, make him very silent, make it a euro art house grindhouse film noir mash up.

  • this film was so sick, and the guy playing it was perfect

  • Awesome! :D

  • ile razy mozna to oglądać hehehee ;D czekamy na Hitman 2 ;)

    zajebisty film pozdro POOLSKA!:)

  • It does not mean that if the actor is BALD then it would be 47. before they say it should be Vin Diesel, imagine that buff guy who fights like a wrestler in a movie would be the next 47. now Jason Statham?! thats ridiculous. YOU GUYS OBVIOUSLY DON'T EXPERIENCE THE GAME THAT MUCH.

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  • When i was at the movie theater and right when i heard the music i was like NO WAY!! =O and yup hitman the movie =D It was alight =/ Great trailer though =)

  • this movie is like a modern day assassins creed

  • movie was good. u noobs complain too much ;)

  • @dtriuswilliams the movie sucked!!! its a disgrace to all hitman fans !!

  • this actor seems fitting for this movie,great performance,nobody else could replace,the movie is awesone,story is understandable and what else ,oh yea GREAT movie,watch it think about it,then comment ! 

  • Timothy Olyphant is a good actor. As Hitman he sux.

    He doesn't fit in as Hitman.

    The only person that can play Hitman is the man who really know him.

    And that's David Bateson. He is the voice acter of 47. He is an actor.

    Got the look, I can't see why it wasn't him that played Hitman in this movie.

  • Timothy Olyphant is a good actor. As Hitman he sux.

    He doesn't fit in as Hitman.

    The only person that can play Hitman is the man who really know him.

    And that's David Bateson. He is the voice acter of 47. He is an actor.

    Got the look, I can't see why it wasn't him that played Hitman in this movie.

  • this movie is kinda failing compared to the game, but still i loved it, cant wait for Hitman 2, havent heard much news about it lately

  • eh...not hating. didn't like the movie. we all have opinions...

  • Actual game series

  • This movie is such a slap in the face to us fans of the actua

  • well at least they had kurylenko, shes fucking hot!

  • good movie

  • Since when does HD mean not HD?

  • The Kane and Lynch adaptation is gunna be worse. Bruce Willis as Kane, awesome. JAMIE FOXX as Lynch?! Hollywood is so fucking stupid!

  • whyuhating..this shit is better than the other movies these days

  • name of the song pls? starts at 1:17

  • @XassasinCZ it a hitman theme song, returns in every game, i only really noticed it in blood money though -> look up that edit because its awesome!

  • @XassasinCZ

    i looked it up for you:

    Schubert - Ave Maria

  • @tHaH4x0r thx a lot man :)

  • and this movie kicks ass

  • the song is Ave Maria sung by Christina England

  • well i aint seen anyone sexier than olga...being good looking as a woman doesnt make you sexy...this woman is 10 star sexy....great girl ...great film...love ed

  • When Agent 47 saw the movie he went to assassinate Timothy Olyphant (the actor who plays him)and Xavier Gens (the director) 

  • gott is der typ geil! :O <3

  • I think Olyphant did a great jog in this movie

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  • Whats the song? can someone tell me please.. :D

  • @crazyhustlin AVE MARIA - SCHUBERT

  • @narutofra amen!...

  • @crazyhustlin Amen.

    Spero in nomine patris et filii spiritus sanctus, quoniam sancti in adiutorium elit.

    Maledictus Christus et Maria, et Joseph, deus canis.

  • I wish there was real people like this that would reallt clean the world of the useless and evil people that are on it.

  • They really should've chosen somebody else for this movie IMO.

  • What happened to you Raylan?

  • @JKere09 ...No.. He's more of an action movie actor, AGent 47 is a person brought up to kill, Not drive ars through massive explosions in slow-mo

  • Jason Statham suits this character more

  • @JKere09 ...no

  • Props to Olyphant for nailing 47's mannerisms.

    I mean just watch the movie and look at how Olyphant walks.. Just his walk... I thought I was playing Hitman: Contracts for a second.

    And those of you saying "The movie missed the point of the game"... How bored would you be watching him slowly going through the motions of an Assassination... Watching briefings, prepping gear etc. Some missions in that game took me longer than the movie runtime for God's sake. Suck it up.

  • That movie missed totally the point of the game.

  • Best movie made after a game next to Lara Croft

  • If a hitman is supposed to be undercover and stealthy, (if that's a word,) why would he walk around with a bar code tatooed on his bald head?

  • Just In My Opinion, it's solid for everyone but for the fans, it's just mediocre

  • IMO, it's descent....

  • What age is it???

  • FAKE (kidding)

  • THUMBS UP FOR JASON STATHAM AS 47 IN NEXT MOVIE ! ! !

  • @salman4614

    47 not Jason Statham but Timothy Olyphant. Zzz

  • @salman4614 TIMOthy olyphant does an excellent job in Hitman type roles.

  • @salman4614 maybe...will there be another hitmen movie?

  • @princeofdarknessxyz1 Screenwriter Kyle Ward has been hired to pen the script of Hitman 2,dunno when it will release...

  • @salman4614 interesting...maybe it will be called blood money

  • @salman4614 fuck that, timothy elephant was brilliant as hitman

  • @Rastaman230208 the thing is that it didn't really match the character

  • He's sexy as hell..

  • thats one shiny spoon

  • @Sphyshious hahah the Matrix good one

    

  • The letter T in the Hitman word in 1:38 are glocs right? I thought ballers were 47's standard weapon in the game.. Couldn't even get that right.

  • @iaswama No the ballers are his trademark weapons, in the game you CAN use them, but your supposed to play silently

  • I don't know about you guys but seems like a good movie to me. Oh yeah, you guys complain too much -,-

  • @xXxHaRdCoR3REb3LxXx yeah man I dont understand these people... I loved it

  • The best was resident evil )

  • The entire train sequence was bad fucking ass. "Lets die with a little dignity" :D

  • thumbs upp if youonly whatch this movie for you love the game !

  • somethings should be left alone.thumbs up if you agree

  • he acted like 007 in this movie.the story is messed up here.

  • nice movie but hit man in the game it's to much old they this dude

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  • 1:17 awsome song remix

  • uhh is'nt he a assassin how is that whipin out evil

  • Another great video game story and character F#@ked up by Hollywood. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't 47 in his 40's and European?...Oh...and aren't his kills usually "silent"? The games are slick, dark, cool, and badass. The movie is a steaming, cheesy, peanut filled turd.

  • @bebomac5 this is hollywood does but when someother country tries it they would have said hey we are best.i mean if this was made by europeans or even asians it would be 1000% better then this

  • @bebomac5 And is´nt he supposed to be a superhuman clone not some street urchin trained to be an assassin??:S