Soccer Moms - Cheetos

[raiderruben2005]

Hahahahahahahahahaha! I read about half way, then thought.....shut the fuuuck up!! Lol

[raiderruben2005]

Personally loopofpoop...I think your an idiot.

[loopofpoop]

@raiderruben2005 Holy shit! Somehow I reread that cracked article, found my way here, and discovered that someone replied to me!! And wait-wait hold on, THE PERSON DIDN'T EVEN USE THE REPLY BUTTON! Even more, they call me an idiot when they used the wrong word for "you're." It's a rainbow coalition of irony right here folks! Oh, and personally, no one gives a shit!

[aaront1988]

Poppa chesters proud of you >:D

[ilovetogofast88]

If that was my "mom" I'd KILL her!

[loopofpoop]

Personally, I'm on the side of the annoying parent. Seriously, you can't have a conversation with someone without getting some bitch to wipe their hands on your jacket? wtf?

[LazyMan9000]

"Cheetos - buy 'em so you can make someone look stupid. Lord knows we can't get you people to eat the damn things."

Whatever they paid the guy/woman who made this ad, it was too much. And probably paid in cheetos.

[MelmoChiMinh]

I love the top commenters not noticing the "Hola Banessa" that's supposed to insinuate the fact that the other woman's kind of a smug bitch, given the fact that Vanessa speaks perfect English. News flash: Secretly, no one outside of your family really wants to hear you prattle on about your kid. We really don't give a shit. This commercial ftw.

[xIRONMAN124x]

did you know that in all these commercials chester calls all the actors by there real name lol

[kataraxhinata]

This commercial scares the crap out of me...my name is Vanessa.

"VANESSA,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH"

[SSJRagnarok]

i love how nobody notices the guy in a suit suntanning next to Chester

[SALmetalseven]

Wish I could be a kid again...

[RedFoxAce]

The woman was being obnoxious and deserved the grease stain she got.

[Dattebayo9000]

Youtube = Hypocrites

[IHateYooToub]

Impressive, sir.

[Hjortkayre]

God forbid I actually show common decency and stop a conversation politely - no, let's ruin other people's expensive stuff!

[TheMrnathan1987]

You people are looking waaaaaaaaayy too much into this. Chester cracks me up lmao papa chester! XD

[Scorpion24]

@TheMrnathan1987 I agree I mean wtf. I found the shit funny.

[sexichocolate916]

i love chester tell people to do bad using cheetos lol

[alexjluthor]

me thinks people should quit bitching about a commercial.

[LifeIsDeceiving]

Since when did Chester get so terrifying looking?

[WereCar1010011010]

To be fair, the way Rachel was talking about her kid was all kinds of condescending. That's not just the tone of a proud mom, it comes off as "my kid is just amazing... so what have you done?" to me personally. Never mind it seems like she came over exclusively to brag. They both acted petty, in my opinion.

Meh, it's a scripted commercial. I'm going back to sleep.

[artguyken]

sheesh... how juvenile. what a morally bankrupt series of spots.

[carcinogen20]

Because your twenty two seconds of discomfort is worth someone's $150 coat.

[franciscojavierm]

So... Chester Cheetah is a puppet feline from hell in charge of summon passive aggressive behavior with the help of artificial cheese flavor?

[SomeonewhoisFrench]

Moral of the story is that if someone is proud of their kids, wants to be called by their actual name, and has a pompous-sounding voice, they are the villain and you should ruin their clothes.

[neoYTPism]

Papa Chester's proud of someone for acting like a jealous, juvenile piece of shit?

If that's the case, I hope Chester's NEVER proud of me. His approval would fill me with shame.

[dark7element]

If you claim you don't sympathize with Vanessa in this ad, you're either a goddamn liar or a person just like that condescending harpy who deserves to get cheeto dust wiped on your clean clothes.

[kotorfan8039]

@dark7element

Or a person who isn't a juvenile asshole?

[Danmerk3]

Cracked sent me..........

[RandomJayne]

To the lady's credit "Rach" is a terrible thing to call someone... It's such a vile sounding word. Like "moist".

[Shadoboy]

Ah, come on Vanessa, just tell the bitch up front you don't give a flying fuck

[linux750]

i've said it once, and i'll say it again. when did Chester choose to sell his soul to the devil?

[Blarggle]

I like how no one is commenting about how the lady in white walks up and immediately begins condescending to her with some "Obligatory Spanish greeting, because you're so obviously Mexi-puerto-domini-.... LAH-TEEN-OO... or something riiiight?" And then insists on being called "Rachel".

[lilkiki141]

@Blarggle Thank you! I thought I was the only one who noticed

[LillianMoon]

What kind of horrible bitch would talk about her son's considerable academic success in front of other people for an entire fifteen seconds? Let's wreck her clothes.

[TheHockeyhoney]

@LillianMoon Yes lets wreck her clothes, and kick her azz!!

[TairyHesticles]

If she doesn't have the balls to tell the woman in white that she isn't interested in her child, what makes her think she's going to have the balls to stand up to this woman when she figures out why she hugged her? C'mon Cheetos, your logic has flaws.

[Madnessonman]

What an asshole mom.

First she is going to ignore watching her kid play and then she rubs her pus infested cheezy snack residue on the back of the other.

[LifeOfJay]

Cracked brought me here. I CAN SEE WHYY!

[Entsetzen1984]

Great, now I have to expect some passive aggressive loser eating cheetos to do this to me.

[sirskeletonsam]

Chester Cheetah's gotten kinda scary.

[Ninjistic]

that black haired bitch should get killed

[petrov32]

@Ninjistic I Hear that!

[belovedideas]

I LOVE Rebecca Wisocky! She played Emma Smith on 'Big Love' this season. She rocks.

[S0calCV]

Blah...blah...blah. Fuck dat bitch.

[TheHockeyhoney]

Team Vanessa 136 thumbs up votes

Team "Rach" 11 thumbs down votes

[TheHockeyhoney]

Does anyone other than me get the feeling that this B*tch Rach, is a racist with her condesending Hola greeting to Vanessa and than going on and on about her damn Cody learning a foreign language and "sounding like a native"!

[Popcultureguy3000]

@TheHockeyhoney No, she's not racist. She's just condescending. She'd sound stupid if she said her son sounded like a Chinese person, because Mandarin Chinese is only one of the many different languages spoken in China.

[TheHockeyhoney]

@Popcultureguy3000 I agree!!

[kadu21]

papa chesters proud of you

[batmanlooksgood]

We need black shirts that say in cheeto.. "Blah.. Blah..Blah.

[808angels]

Haha blah blah blah..:)

[muhahaeh]

It aint easy being cheesy

[jasminenmind]

bad bad bad papi chester! jajajajaja

[davidperucho]

hola vanessa!!

[Scathe8000]

should've just punched her in the nose instead

[Tomash177]

chester is a pure evil...

[youtmeme]

ha!  love this commercial! :D

[justicebringer757]

THat shit is soo grimy!!! haha

[balthazzarjackson]

this promotes the rasist stereotypes of

well dressed white mother with high achieving kids with the resentful filthy latin

mom..not very cool "papa cheeto"

[devbigalow]

its better than cool its awesome.... a racist little talking cheetah i want one damn it

[krapfeaster]

@balthazzarjackson its not a stereotype when its the truth

[madeupfred]

White people make the best douche bags though and you can't deny.

[jose121495]

@balthazzarjackson it wasn't racist until someone thought about what you just said. It could have been a guy that rubbed the cheetos on her back and someone would've said, that's sexist. No. It's only racist or sexist or whatever when someone makes it out to be. This is a cheetos commercial. Not something promoting racism.

[balthazzarjackson]

@jose121495

Its clear "thinking about things" is not your forte.

[jose121495]

@balthazzarjackson lol yep.

[bronzeprince]

hahah chester is now on the same page as the saw character. lmfao

[tubetubetube]

@bronzeprince Yeah, lmfao bigmofo.

[TheMimiWeeny]

It looked like she tried to kiss her!!

[mrwesdaddy]

I give people who eat Cheetos in public about 25 feet either way. If not for those grungy ass fingers, its that toxic breath they get after the 5th one they eat.

[EasternBlok]

That's a bit redundant when you're advertising a food. I just think this is a strange marketing method. Chester seems like a big creeper now.

[EasternBlok]

I disagree. To me he seems to be a creepy background character who suggests Cheetos should be used as a tool of revenge rather than anything else. The tone of it all is a bit dissuasive as it's not advertising the snack itself.

[UnbornChild]

So true. I love them, it's surreal and creepy

[youpussy9]

Cheetos are little dicks!

[legofire417]

whoa it look like if they were kissing at the end

[FuckNewbs]

lol fowler's attitude is all over this

[MarinaIsRussian]

Daaaaaang, what a stupid woman, she such a pig she made others womans coat dirty un purpose how dare she and she's a PIG..... lol

[kamaguru]

This add is so RACIST. Imagine for a moment that the characters were reversed.....Vanessa was white and Rachel was hispanic.....there would have been an uproar of outrage.

[AriWonder]

i think that Rachel is correcting her for calling her Vanessa... and I think the commercial is being satirical and more making fun of the stupid woman as opposed to it being racist...

[kaoruneko16]

RIGHT?!?!

[sorrowedpoet]

whats your point?

[MAClamaire]

fuckin thing is creepy lol

[Veriss88]

is that racheal lillis? voice of mystina on valkyrie profile and jessie from pokemon?

[PrimeReal]

Cheetos = No class

[somerandomkrn]

i hate cheesy puff stuff

but korean version of cheetos are awesome.

[greencalx]

The new voice of Papa Chester...Alan Rickman!

[TlGBC]

native people dont speak mandarin..

[heath2977]

Vanessa is hot

[Damuluv]

soccer milf of the year award goes to......

[pepyzkol]

HOOLA BAneesa!!! i looooove it!!!!!

[Batosai420]

What a Fowler

[Dominationpublic]

u guys r the most fucking annoying people in the world, im tryin 2 play a game and ur shity video keeps poping up

[kataraxhinata]

Omg,This is so scary xD

My name is Vanessa XDDD

[Crucades]

that american hoe rachel then sucked off the cheetah, damn pap cheester your so fuckin awesome!

[heath2977]

OMG! I love this commercial. I laugh my head off every time it comes on! YAY Papa Chester!

[shadowruller]

HOLA VANESSA

[JoesephBlack]

If more ads were this funny, I'd consider watching TV again. Problem is, most are not that funny, and the funny ones get repeated ad nauseum.

Still not going to make me eat Cheetos. They're gross. Well, maybe the crunchy kind....

[typhonsentra]

What a bitch.

[gearboxhpc]

haha pumpkinsuckoo, sounds like 'the person you know' is really you. Spiteful? A snack food company? lol

[pumpkinscuckoo]

No, if anything I am a very possitive person and I simply don't like dark spooky prickish commercials like this. I have a right to my opinion gearboxhpc. You don't have to agree with me but there is no need to take pot shots at me simply because you don't like my comments.

[Gavin2Becentie]

lol this does work. hahahal. i did this to my friend who was taking about her boyfriend or man.........w.e anyway. i was eating cheetos and i said im going to get in line. my other friends got it but she didn't get it. hahahahah

[livewithsin]

these ads are just terrifying now

[pumpkinscuckoo]

I know several people who have their children in language courses and who are proud of their kids but don't act like this stereotype at all. I don't think this sort of commerical has a place in 2009. I think this sort of spiteful revenge grunge sort of spite belongs back in the 1990s.

[torrentANONYMOUScodc]

Would you like a Whinekin to go with your Waa Burger?

[Hullio55]

Are you attempting to use the word "grudge" yet spelling the word grunge? If not, I don't see why you're adding grunge in there. You should try understanding english before forming an opinion of how offended you are.

[pumpkinscuckoo]

Hullio55 NO I said grunge because that is a style, it was more popular in the 1990s in which people liked dark, depressing, dirty things. I'm sorry that you should try and tell me to understand english and have to treat my comments that way simply because you don't like it. But I said grunge because I meant grunge not grudge. So you weren't so smart after all. LOL

[Hullio55]

Your comment is still stupid as fuck. You lose.

[b4ckst4bb]

SPITEFUL REVENGE GRUNGE SPITE shall be the name of my new nirvana cover band.

[shadowruller]

Hullio55 your a Dumb ass LMAO

[pumpkinscuckoo]

Cheetos is getting sort of 1990s grunge creapy. Sort of spitful revenge attitude that you would see disgruntled people with mood disorders have.  I've stopped buying Cheetos because they are too dark and disturbing.

[Gavin2Becentie]

blah blah blah, (o...i wish i had some cheetos so i could rub it on your back of your shirt.!!!)

[pumpkinscuckoo]

Gavin that's becuase you are an American and that is what Americans do : )

[ipodblendedfun]

Hola Vanessa! LOL I can't get enough of this add!

[thedundeeprincess]

whats vanessas last name

[ncballamc]

papa cheestah is the fucking man!

[arodwh99]

my wife has a friend who's always like enough about me, let's talk about me. and she's chewing her ear off on the phone right now. every time she calls, i always think of this ad.

[verdenodela1]

What's the redhead talking about?

Something about her kid joining some immersion program?

[ClarenceMurphy]

I heard this this first time I think monday and this shit had me in tears because I didn't expect chester to be you know, mellowed but fucked up in a good way that is

[TlGBC]

chester is a satanist.

[Danlax541]

im not going to lie, the mom with the cheetos is a milf

[cruzansuz]

I know so many women who deserve the cheeto rub. This ad seriously speaks to me! I have never seen better advertising!

[Hitaki318]

"Where he's really excelling, is Mandarin!"

"..."

"Mandarin!"

:D

[Iffy350]

Jolee Bindo: "Blah Blah Blah!"

Revan: "Shut up you old coot!"

[engagednhappy]

the red-head is such a bitch and a snob but she's funny. she reminds of a older grace from will and grace lol. and i like chester's BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!

[MattDawg579]

Hola Vanessa! This commercial never ceases to make me crack up.

[jorgan91]

i would have beat that lady's ass for wiping her chetto hands on me...

[wakeboarder100]

lol me to i would have been like ohhhh hellll noooo bitch and like grab her hair start shoving cheetos down her throat and be like EAT IT BITCH dont wipe em on me lol sooooo funnnny

[guitarist81]

isn't the one in the white Geena Davis or am I wrong?

[PeekAtChoooo]

no,whos the one with the cheetos?

[mrsin07]

"Vanessa....BLAH BLAH BLAHHH!"

LOL.

Chester creeps me out, but i love him. lol.

[kappaman431]

this commercial is funny as hell, he's like a master of some sort he b like !!*vanessa*!! *SACRED MESSAGE*''BLAHH BLAH BLAHH''( U KNO WUT U MUST DUU!) LOL

[hrhqueene]

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And this appeared the same time as the Fowler Wife Swap episode. Is it something in the water?

[ibnuts]

The bitch in white is like Stephen Fowler's wife. Stupid ignorant people with a false sense of superiority.

[ATSOONER11]

"holla vanessa, hey rach, it's rachel actually" lol

don't know why but that is my favorite part...

[Danzerfaust]

She never said "actually."

[ATSOONER11]

so what you know what part i'm talking about..stop being so nit picky.

[tivo304]

"BLAH BLAH BLAAAAAH" loooool

[samafk]

papa Chester's proud of you.

[JuliaB1955]

Mama Julia's proud of you, Vanessa!

GREAT commercial.

[bz538]

HAAHA

[redsvt00lightning]

Absolutely, positively, hilarious!!!

[XxMechanicalGirlxX]

So weird. Lol. xD

[A5RoadDogg]

i was just reading an article for class and thought "blah blah blah" in exactly that tone, it prompted me to look this up, and now i want to integrate it into a powerpoint presentation

[epicfailure210]

Mmmmmmm... Poppa Chester's proud, sugar tits.

[leesta92]

DAMNED LOL 0:15 funny shit

[TrimpOfRedwall]

XD!!! lol blah blah blah....

[MySkiesSoBlue]

lmao my names vanessa xD

[gowdaflow]

LMAO! Hilarious..

[valkem]

HAHA, poppa chesters proud of you..

love it

[mchewy30]

best commercial on TV today...brief and hilarious

[rekcahdennab]

Agreed!