Everyone relax! It appears that Chuck Norris has lost a bet against this guy so he shoved some trees dick in his mouth...no worries! There is no reason to fear for this guy!
3 men are planning to go to hotel, the room is supposed 2 to have 3 single beds, but it turns out there is 1 bed for 3, they all go to sleep, the next morning the man on the right says: "i had a dream last night where i was lying in bed and someone was giving me a hand job!" the guy on the left says :"Wow! me too!" and the man in the middle says:"Dirty bastards! I had a dream i went skiing!" Get it? the way he was moving his hands, and the colour of the twothings that were in the dreams? lol!
Poor dude, hope he turned out all right. I bet he did because he didn't seem like he was dying. But see, this is why you don't do dangerous shit. You get wood in your face. Even if it's fun, this is why you don't do it. Let this be a lesson.
A girl goes up to her dad and asked if she could go to the movies the dad say no suck my dick first...the gir goes ewwwwwww no way ... So the dad says tune your not going then...so the daughter says fine and she bends over and goes to suck him but then the girl stands up and says ewwwwwww this taste like shit the dad just laughs and says yeah your brother whNted to go to the movies to
a boy walks in his dads room and runs out screaming so the dad gets up pulls up his pants and says "i will go and talk to little Timmy " so the dad goes to Timmy and said " WTF " and Timmy said " it's not funny when it's you mum now is it "
Sex joke: 2 necrophiliacs ( corpse fetish) are walking down the streer. As they pass buy a morgue Necro 1 says to Necro 2 "Hey, want grab a couple of cold ones?"
a famous bitch challanged anyone with a big dick to make her scream and ejaculat very fast she will make him rich , a black man accepted that , they went in a room then when he puted his dick inside her she said "Heeeee What the hell we maked a deal about your dick , not you're fucking leg "
@hoofchop i never learned english , i don't know how i can speak it even badly but i don't care about the way i writ if people get the point cause iam not in a school
@simonorenity i don't know it's sounds crazy i know , i was just watching american movies and listining to english songs until i've found that i can understand them after that speaking it a little and getting better and better in english , i'am not perfect i know that but iam better than how i was and by the way iam the only one who can speak in in my enviremenet , people here learned it for 4 or 5 or 6 years and they can't speak it or writ it
lol i laughed when i saw the stick then you said "Thats why you dont give nature a blow job!" i starded laughing harder....ugh that was funny screw anyone who didnt
A girl named Jennifer was at school, the Teacher asked her, "Jennifer, what get's 10 times bigger when it's excited?" Jennifer said "Ugh, thats gross, I don't have to answer that." The Teacher asked a boy named Johnny the same question. Johnny said "Is it the pupil?" "Nice work, Johnny!" So then the day goes by and before Jennifer leaves the the Teacher says "Jennifer I have a few things to say to you, 1. You didn't study. 2. You have a sick mind. 3. You're in for a BIG dissapointment."
A father asks his son, "Son, how would you like for me to go with the stork and bring you a new baby brother?" His son replies, "dad, with so many hot women out there, you're fucking a damn bird?"
A little girl snuck her cat to school in her backpack one day. The teacher asked her why on earth would she do that and the little girl said, "I had to save her Cause Dad looked over and told mom right before we left 'As soon as I get the kids out of the house I'm gonna start beating that pussy'".
Mickey mouse and Goofy gang raped rebecca black. Mickey shoved his dick up her nipples and Goofy humped her leg. Lady Gaga came and force fed rebecca black her dick while Hannah Montana gave her a Tennessee whippin'. They tied her up and put her in their pick up truck. They drove into the ocean where Poseidon and his dolphin servants sting ray raped rebecca blacka and sharks came to chew up her pussy. Then Poseidon shoved his trident up her asshole and she liked it. Thats my sex joke.
3 Old women are sat on a bench when a person jump out the bushes and fully exposes himself the 1st one had a stroke so did the second, sadly the 3rd couldn't reach.
Funny joke: a redneck woman find beer cans under her daughters bed. She says, "Wow! I didn't know that my daughter drank!" a regular woman finds cigarrettes under her daughters bed. She says, "Wow! I didn't know that my daughter smoked!" a dumb blonde mom finds condoms under her daughter's bed. She says, "Wow! I didn't know that my daughter had a penis!"
@AirsoftRocker1 yer i know the same joke also with details changed. we made it differently like he drank vodka, it was on a cruise and so forth. i just threw the original up, so yes i didnt make it enirely but i got 25 likes so.....
your a fucking faggot
glanza101 1 month ago
@glanza101 You're
Lawllypawp7777 3 weeks ago
WTF
KaosArcAngel1998 1 month ago
your fucking weird
XxSLASHER1xX 2 months ago
Lol
MrHakim006 2 months ago
thats what she said
DAN5675able 2 months ago
Holy shit that sucks man. He was a fucking champ. That is incredible, and not cool at the same time.
IndigoVideoPal 4 months ago
damb that looks like it fucking hurt
z3r070000 4 months ago
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bitches and hoes
MonsterBuddy10 4 months ago
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why do they call it a blow job theres no blowing involved
Phantom10themovie 4 months ago
why do they call it a blow job theres no blowing involved
Phantom10themovie 4 months ago
why do they call it a blow job theres no blowing involved
Phantom10themovie 4 months ago
bitches and hoes
feenix11885 4 months ago
While making love, he says:
- Darling, let's do 68!
- 68??? What's that?
- You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
paskarukkaset 4 months ago
Everyone relax! It appears that Chuck Norris has lost a bet against this guy so he shoved some trees dick in his mouth...no worries! There is no reason to fear for this guy!
trutht0825 4 months ago
i thought it was a cigar at first
thesideboobgodfather 5 months ago
i did say WTF
zulu12gamefryk 6 months ago
If ur gonna play with my joystick, you might as well blow in the cartridge.
ShayayDoll 6 months ago
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ARHZONE 6 months ago
Bitches and Hoes
Ch1k3nSquad3 6 months ago
you need to shut up.
babieejesse 6 months ago
luis black already does this
sajomacity00 7 months ago
This is so much worse that RWJ. Seriously. You sound like a moron talking like that seriously.
tjksvids 7 months ago
@tjksvids cool story bro...
LifeandDeath130 6 months ago
this guy is not funny.
Fluzzaye 7 months ago
bitches and hoes
RandomGamerNumber01 7 months ago
Bitches & Hoes
ForeverRobyn 7 months ago
balls
juggalo313131 7 months ago
bitches & hoes
jac0bseiger 7 months ago
knock knock. whos there? wait it dont matter *opens door and rapes person*
Shroomasaurus 7 months ago
justin bieber's music
TheJanai21 7 months ago
how do you fuck a fat girl? roll her in flour and find the wet spot!
TheMackierae 7 months ago
miley cyrus
MjStslker 7 months ago
BITCHES & HOES
KayMay941 7 months ago
Chris from jackass?
speedzonefilms 8 months ago
i saw it ! BICHES AND HOES :P!
megadarkcrusader 8 months ago
"this is why you dont give mother nature a blowjob" hahahaha! lmao! I was laughing so hard.. I couldnt breathe for a second hahaha
richardxx9011 8 months ago
Daium Nature , YOU SCARRYY
near1717 8 months ago
BITCHES & HOES
maerkwurdigliebe 8 months ago
3 men are planning to go to hotel, the room is supposed 2 to have 3 single beds, but it turns out there is 1 bed for 3, they all go to sleep, the next morning the man on the right says: "i had a dream last night where i was lying in bed and someone was giving me a hand job!" the guy on the left says :"Wow! me too!" and the man in the middle says:"Dirty bastards! I had a dream i went skiing!" Get it? the way he was moving his hands, and the colour of the twothings that were in the dreams? lol!
psycicpowers 8 months ago
hoes & bitches
concam28 8 months ago
Bitches and Hoes
BlackStone818 8 months ago
BITCHES & HOES
DOCTOROCTAGONAPUSS 8 months ago
your a siamese twin. ur brother, attached to u, is gay. ur not. he has a date coming over tonight. u only have one ass.
MrKiller7001 8 months ago
i favorited, subscribed and liked that very first moment he sed
MrBurnTec 8 months ago
was that thesidesho at the beginning
SDevitt89 8 months ago
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Percival917 8 months ago
but im a girl i take it back
TheSassygirl559 8 months ago
hey b!tch wanna kick in my bed
TheSassygirl559 8 months ago
BITCHES & HOES
kjhallock 8 months ago
Hey babe nice shoes, wanna fuck?
737pilot7 8 months ago
BITCHES & HOES
FangLover1011 8 months ago
mother nature kicked his ass
seatmon111 9 months ago
you guys wrote it the wrong way, he said you have to write BITCHES & HOES, with caps on
TheDaantje1123 9 months ago
Bitches & Hoes
CGUWarlord 9 months ago
@flashdash524 cheers
Wheelybinguy 9 months ago
bitches & hoes!!!
zoey325 9 months ago in playlist outbacc zach
Bitch& hoes
Weedsman1998 9 months ago
do you work at subway cuz you just gave me a footlong 8============>
videogamemaster10000 9 months ago
why did god give woman orgasms?
So the had something else to moan about.
skippy1239 9 months ago
Why do women have a Vagina?
So the men can insert their Penis inside it .
:)
Timeline15 9 months ago
If you're giving it a blowjob, wouldn't it be FATHER Nature?? :P Unless Mother Nature's a hermaphrodite, and you like penis.
whoo689 9 months ago 43
Poor dude, hope he turned out all right. I bet he did because he didn't seem like he was dying. But see, this is why you don't do dangerous shit. You get wood in your face. Even if it's fun, this is why you don't do it. Let this be a lesson.
shellnmize 9 months ago
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Bitches and hoes
justinmason100 9 months ago
It used 2 look like a penis
XxMrNewsComedyxX 9 months ago
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XxMrNewsComedyxX 9 months ago
Bitches and hoes
Cda2090 9 months ago
How is a woman like a road?
-Both have manholes.
animalchick1313 9 months ago
Bitches & hoes
Ikilledyourturtle 9 months ago
A girl goes up to her dad and asked if she could go to the movies the dad say no suck my dick first...the gir goes ewwwwwww no way ... So the dad says tune your not going then...so the daughter says fine and she bends over and goes to suck him but then the girl stands up and says ewwwwwww this taste like shit the dad just laughs and says yeah your brother whNted to go to the movies to
max95413 9 months ago 50
@max95413 XD
mastergfbspr 9 months ago
@max95413 are you aware you fucked that joke up sooooo much
GamersRage 8 months ago
@GamersRage yeah it was it made more sense in my head but eh
max95413 8 months ago
@max95413 wait what?
Nitram916 8 months ago
@Nitram916 sorry if it didnt make sense but i couldnt think of any better way of putting it
max95413 7 months ago
who won the insane give away
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reece827 9 months ago
wtf thats sad wat if that was u
100mrjokermr 9 months ago
I just screamed "OH MY GOD" at the begining. o.o WTF DID HE DO?!?!!
EmoWolfSinger 9 months ago
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NathanEsPhotography 9 months ago
hahahahhaa
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ownationthunder 10 months ago
''BITCHES & HOES''
ChannelNoob 10 months ago
My best sex joke?
*darth vader asthma*
Zach, I am your father.
LoneIndividual 10 months ago
Bitches and Hoes
mrdwg94015029 10 months ago
hahahaha
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TheSlade334 10 months ago
bitches and houes
ZaBrA187 10 months ago
ya thats right!!!!!
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hecto4499 10 months ago
Thats some hard wood in his face!
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BlazingMonkeys2 10 months ago
ouch
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thelinkonpark 10 months ago
bitch's and hoes
insanit1complex 10 months ago
sex
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ThePsycheoutFanClub 10 months ago
What does tbh mean?
SpecialSkills124 10 months ago
Ouch.... xD
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TheLonleyWolf370 10 months ago
keep hitting 5 LOL
WindowsWizKid2 10 months ago
xD
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MissNeonToxicRainbow 10 months ago
ahhh ahhhh ohhh
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TheDeathMassacre 10 months ago
Well at least he is still recording
stevenmeyer40 10 months ago
a boy walks in his dads room and runs out screaming so the dad gets up pulls up his pants and says "i will go and talk to little Timmy " so the dad goes to Timmy and said " WTF " and Timmy said " it's not funny when it's you mum now is it "
rustoutbro88 10 months ago
id hate to be the guy on the bike.
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xmenunleashed 10 months ago
omg..O_O
painleica 10 months ago
HAHAHA
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SpeDHoppeR 10 months ago
It's good to know I can find ObZ on Facebook now! yay!
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hakk886 10 months ago
WT...OMG!
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TrippinmixR 10 months ago
hahahaha ouch.....
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TheSenteria 10 months ago
do you want to see my thirt leg?
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Thegameguild 10 months ago
things never to do during oral sex: urinate, say it tickles, pass gas, urinate some more
alexayr123 10 months ago
lmfao
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alexayr123 10 months ago
WHAT THE F*CK!!!
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firasnagbi 10 months ago
that looked PAINFUL !
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photoshottt 10 months ago
epic
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RammaRITOORITO 10 months ago
Dude... O.O
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shadow94z 10 months ago
Thats just not right xD
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kakashikillr 10 months ago
bitches and hoes
HYUNJOONPRO 10 months ago
Bitches & Hoes
LucKy96xFoReVeRx14 10 months ago
Whats wrong with you?
Stop shouting, man!
Yourmomstylez 10 months ago
wow
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juliegress 10 months ago
hahahaha in the face XD
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acores07 10 months ago
man thats freaggin cool and funny
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kevpooch08 10 months ago
ouchieeeee OWWOWOOWOW
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warioware1 10 months ago
Insane!
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geishaGZ1 10 months ago
Damn, I missed some good OBZ vids over the last few weeks.
LOL "are you still recording"
Xbox 360
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DoomTra1n 10 months ago
thats why you dont give mother nature a blow job ;) please please choose me my ps3 broke i miss it to much
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helloitsleo134 10 months ago
That.....looks really fucking painfull o,o
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ormuzd1 10 months ago
u are krazy dude, omg!
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ykepex 10 months ago
hahaha in the very beggining "when you pull it out its gonna start bleeding" thats what she said
SuperAngelo13 10 months ago
BITCHES & HOES!
DomTheRulerOfUndead 10 months ago
ok so there's this black guy fucking a huge ass pregnant chick and the baby looks down and is like
"ooh snickers "
...nom nom nom
sk8rpunknunu 10 months ago
i allready got the ps3 so an xbox wod b nice :D
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MITCHTHEKING402 10 months ago
this is crazy!!
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JoJo12777 10 months ago
nice
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rafamav69 10 months ago
360 :D
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TheSynysterGuitarist 10 months ago
i love this guy he's fucking funny as hell!
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atonoment14 10 months ago
I bet this guy has a girlfriend....
Dude u are so gay, u have no life and ur not funny
Go somewhere where you are accepted...
Tommygun7217 10 months ago
( in halo )
jeff: hey stop killing me
me:no
Jeff: STOP IT * jeff's sis hits him * THAT HURTS
Me: thats what she sead
Kyle: ... ( no mic )
ImLunarTheDragon 10 months ago
Guy: What are you doing?
Me: Your mom.
SethOmega 10 months ago
Sex joke: 2 necrophiliacs ( corpse fetish) are walking down the streer. As they pass buy a morgue Necro 1 says to Necro 2 "Hey, want grab a couple of cold ones?"
Demetri1171 10 months ago
BITCHES & HOES
000HabboReviews000 10 months ago
Twilight
ElemuntJ 10 months ago
BITCHES & HOES
joey900ful 10 months ago
I have none
TylerLav118118 10 months ago
a famous bitch challanged anyone with a big dick to make her scream and ejaculat very fast she will make him rich , a black man accepted that , they went in a room then when he puted his dick inside her she said "Heeeee What the hell we maked a deal about your dick , not you're fucking leg "
simonorenity 10 months ago
@simonorenity learn grammar
hoofchop 10 months ago
@hoofchop i never learned english , i don't know how i can speak it even badly but i don't care about the way i writ if people get the point cause iam not in a school
simonorenity 10 months ago
@simonorenity if you never learned how are you writing it now?
hoofchop 10 months ago
@simonorenity i don't know it's sounds crazy i know , i was just watching american movies and listining to english songs until i've found that i can understand them after that speaking it a little and getting better and better in english , i'am not perfect i know that but iam better than how i was and by the way iam the only one who can speak in in my enviremenet , people here learned it for 4 or 5 or 6 years and they can't speak it or writ it
simonorenity 10 months ago
BITCHES & HOES
PhoenixOfFire1 10 months ago
BITCHES & HOES
MaZzARoCkS94 10 months ago
Why are you in your bathroom?
XxjacodaxX 10 months ago
lol i laughed when i saw the stick then you said "Thats why you dont give nature a blow job!" i starded laughing harder....ugh that was funny screw anyone who didnt
PS3glitchmasters 10 months ago 33
A girl named Jennifer was at school, the Teacher asked her, "Jennifer, what get's 10 times bigger when it's excited?" Jennifer said "Ugh, thats gross, I don't have to answer that." The Teacher asked a boy named Johnny the same question. Johnny said "Is it the pupil?" "Nice work, Johnny!" So then the day goes by and before Jennifer leaves the the Teacher says "Jennifer I have a few things to say to you, 1. You didn't study. 2. You have a sick mind. 3. You're in for a BIG dissapointment."
ilikelife101 10 months ago 28
@ilikelife101 i don't don't gvte it. please explain
toy741life 9 months ago
...Justin Bieber's penis...
Luaren84 10 months ago
fake.
bostonianful 10 months ago
A father asks his son, "Son, how would you like for me to go with the stork and bring you a new baby brother?" His son replies, "dad, with so many hot women out there, you're fucking a damn bird?"
vlayde70 10 months ago
A little girl snuck her cat to school in her backpack one day. The teacher asked her why on earth would she do that and the little girl said, "I had to save her Cause Dad looked over and told mom right before we left 'As soon as I get the kids out of the house I'm gonna start beating that pussy'".
coolguy3168 10 months ago
@o0UKSMITHY0o Then don't watch them.
Shadowmaster0519 10 months ago
OUCH!
seanrulez1 10 months ago
Dude...that helmet was obviously not doing its job. He should sue
kyledoma 10 months ago
BITCHES & HOES
volalla1 10 months ago
Mickey mouse and Goofy gang raped rebecca black. Mickey shoved his dick up her nipples and Goofy humped her leg. Lady Gaga came and force fed rebecca black her dick while Hannah Montana gave her a Tennessee whippin'. They tied her up and put her in their pick up truck. They drove into the ocean where Poseidon and his dolphin servants sting ray raped rebecca blacka and sharks came to chew up her pussy. Then Poseidon shoved his trident up her asshole and she liked it. Thats my sex joke.
samuriguy909 10 months ago
BITCHES & HOES
MarcelZager 10 months ago
Wow looks like pinnochio put his nose in someone else's business lol.
DragonDudeBilly8 10 months ago
3 Old women are sat on a bench when a person jump out the bushes and fully exposes himself the 1st one had a stroke so did the second, sadly the 3rd couldn't reach.
MrFlashFitness 10 months ago
hehe i watched you film this live!!!!!! :D
MsSupernaturalfreak1 10 months ago
BOATS N HOES
l3LINDFOLDEDxDEAFMAN 10 months ago
Penis?
Chawwwwwley 10 months ago
stop yelling at me!
AlphaTeamGoatShit 10 months ago
Funny joke: a redneck woman find beer cans under her daughters bed. She says, "Wow! I didn't know that my daughter drank!" a regular woman finds cigarrettes under her daughters bed. She says, "Wow! I didn't know that my daughter smoked!" a dumb blonde mom finds condoms under her daughter's bed. She says, "Wow! I didn't know that my daughter had a penis!"
Cyrica01 10 months ago
i still don't get what happened..fell off dirtbike...and yeahh....
CrazyMarksta 10 months ago
Outbackzack got a big pony tail but a small dick, that's my sex joke!!!
polly10022 10 months ago
"BITCHES & HOES"
sonicfireball 10 months ago
@o0UKSMITHY0o i never said i had good videos but yours arent better than outback zack
zackabilly1 10 months ago
Bitches & Hoes!!!
CurtTheNinja 10 months ago
@AirsoftRocker1 yer i know the same joke also with details changed. we made it differently like he drank vodka, it was on a cruise and so forth. i just threw the original up, so yes i didnt make it enirely but i got 25 likes so.....
recorps1 10 months ago
your vids are great, just subbed you man =)
Trippze 10 months ago
@o0UKSMITHY0o ....your vids suck
zackabilly1 10 months ago
me:you wanna go out for pizza and sex
girl:NO!!!
me:what you dont like pizza?
zackabilly1 10 months ago