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  • India can not into ocean.

  • Too much curry

  • It's like speed 2 in real life.

  • even apeldoorn bellen!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @rudolf180 haha

    das pas humor :D

  • Thats how they leave the vessel to recycle :D

  • LOL! That little chuckle at the end says it all! :-)

  • He/She got fired so y not . lol

  • i think this is a "whoops"

  • Take that motha fockarr

  • K.. What now?

  • that is 10 million right there

  • It could be alang or chittgong. Though shooting this vid in alang would be pretty difficult. people will stone you. Chittgong is more likely...

  • vre tous malakes!!!!!

  • i couldnt of done it better myself

  • mauritius flag? 

  • IM HERE!!!

  • at 1:04 ok stop engines were here

  • usually they say we need a bigger boat but in this i bet the captian said 'were going to need a smaller boat' then....................FAIL

  • holy shit

  • wow amazing

    

  • @dotyrs You can see that it hit a portion of a ship as it came in. Look on the right side of the screen.

  • fucking hardcore

  • Fuck you good special effect!

  • ''Excuse me com'n through'' get  the F***K out of the way ...

  • Nice parking spot!

  • No guys, it doesn't fit in here, full back !!!!

  • Parralel parking. Your doing it wrong :)

  • You must have had balls of steel to just stand there as that thing moved towards you.

  • Excellent video mate - must have been quite a blast waiting for it to stop. ‹(•¿•)›

  • Thas thuper kewl

  • @dotyrs You're kidding me don't u? Of course this IS a ship-breaking yard. Of course those ships going to die here. But thats not the question. You recognized the list of the ship at the left side? The inclination of balance it now has? Do you really want to tell me those men go back to work now? Circumstances changed extremely! THE WHOLE STABILITY IS GONE!! THE PLAN THEY MADE - WHAT PART WE DESCEND NEXT BEWARING THE CASE OF EVERYTHING BREAKS ABOVE THEIR HEADS SO THEY DIE...Accident. 100%.

  • OK.......Who the hell took my keys?

  • that guy must have took his parking spot

  • the ship aat 1:09 was totally destroyed...

  • i was there i saw what happened...chuck norris was pushing it

  • i want that job.

  • yeah that looks good, park right there.....ah....good job...first time parking eh? HAHAHA

  • No co? slisko bylo...

  • it hit the msc napoli

  • Like a glove.

  • what the %$#%^ happened??? someone please reply thx : ]

  • hmmmm not the best parking job.

  • MISS-AIMED!

  • its not real. i dout anyone would ram a Huge ship into a dock but......theres no proof it's fake so..ill beleive it :)

  • good thing he has E surance lol

  • Ahhhhh like a glove!!!!

  • Putting the BANG in Bangladesh.

  • Is India!

  • Its India!

  • @BeeRich33

    Its India

  • @swapan2u How can she slap????

  • Oh um yeah let me just park here is that alright ? You can't park there that's a handicap zone

  • Parked !

  • oops. Looks like somebody didnt hide the Jack Daniels good enough.

  • Hahahahahahahahahahaha !!! xD ....a little accident in a moment of parking xD

  • It almost looked like pornography.

  • Que bestia para manejar.

  • You too can be Captain of a big ship as it rams everything in sight!

  • nice parking:P

  • when boats are tired of saying "Escuse me"

  • Women drivers...

  • @AngstFisch ahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha ur my hero dude

  • @AngstFisch I bet!!! That is so mean hahahaha

  • @AngstFisch I WAS GONNA FUCKING SAY THAT I SWEAR

  • @Charliescene93 NO ONE FUCKING CARES

  • @captainofthetitanic u should be dead right now cpt of titanic

  • @Charliescene93 atleast i wouldnt do this

  • Duuuuhuuuuuudeee...... i fear ships. i hate the big frontside.

  • @PetRocky17 you got that right!

  • lmao

  • ALL ABOARD THE FAILBOAT

  • most have been the pirates.

  • Sir?! am i going to lose my licence for this? At least ive parked it! xD

  • wow. this shit really does happen eh? awesome.

  • kane katiiiiii!!

    kane katiiiiii!!!!!!!!

  • "See I made it fit, you owe me 5 bucks" :D lol

  • kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Jurassic park ll kkkkkkkkkkkk

  • Why are you tards calling it an ''accident''? It was beached on purpose for scrapping!

  • i loled at the end

  • WoW!!!!!!!!!!

  • See, I told you there was room for one more.

  • "Like a glove!!!"  Ace Ventura

  • room enough ,it fits

  • Amazing. Did it do that on purpose? Clearify weight for me please - 19 000 000 tons?

  • "wakes up" Damn it, Happens everytime i pass out!!!

  • love that sound!

  • they are supposed to run them aground. This was the ships final journey - but it went wrong when the ship had no space to fit into the spot.

  • That was not an accident.  I can almost guarantee that this video was made near Chittagong, Bangladesh, where they have the largest ship-breaking operations in the world. This is where ships go to die. They run them aground on purpose, and then a whole team of guys descend on them with blow torches. EVERYTHING that can be salvaged is removed, and the steel is cut up and recycled. It's a fascinating thing to see...Google it!

  • @dotyrs

    Yup. Ive seen it!

  • @dotyrs Or Alang,India.

  • @dotyrs This IS accident. Look at the people. They are movin around like something is not normal. Maybe this is such a place where they wreck ships like seen in the wonderful movie "Deadmens Work". Google it! They full-speed the ships directly onto the beach yeah but not into other ships. I'm sure they have minimum standards within their working conditions an i dont think THIS HERE belongs to them. So it only can be accident!

  • @MrIchhabrecht Ummmmm...so, there just *happened* to be a guy with a camera standing there, filming the whole "accident" from before the "crash"? And when that crashed happened, he turned the camera to a bunch of people wearing hard hats and smiling back into said camera? THAT was an ACCIDENT?

    I'm sorry...but is it possible you were looking at perhaps a different video from the one posted here?

    For that matter...do you know anything at all about the shipping industry?

    Just curious...

  • @dotyrs First of all the guy took his camera when it was obvious that this is going to be a crash. I'd have done the same btw. This is such a nice slow crash that u can film the whole scene easily. I dont think he's smiling, this face said: "I can't believe this is happening!"

    Also u please tell me why they try to pull that other wreck away from if all is planned as u say? Last, but not least: No, i don't know anything 'bout shipping industry and i don't need to recognize this as 100% accident.

  • @MrIchhabrecht Uhhh...again, are we watching the same video? There are workers, wearing hard hats, watching the ship being deliberately run aground.  The guy filming clearly SMILES into the camera as if to say, "How cool was that?" PLUS...look at the ships to the left and right of the one running aground. Both of them (especially the one on the left side of the screen) have already been broken in half...meaning that they're being scrapped!

  • @dotyrs so, this is gonna be my big coming out. dotyrs, u r right. its no accident. i was blended. i forgot how people live there. how people don't care a fuck about working conditions or even safety instructions. u right with everything. SO WATCH OUT GUYS THIS HAPPENS WHEN U POST COMMENTS WITHOUT KNOWING SOME MORE FACTS. A FILM U SEEN DOZENS OF YEARS B4 DONT MAKE U KNOW THE FACTS. well, thats it. peace

  • @MrIchhabrecht Peace, man! 

  • @dotyrs

    You lost your bet buddy

    Its India (Alang you can google it) and it was actually an accident ship was supposed to come at 9 Knots but due to miscommunicaion it came at 29 fuckin Knots.

  • @swapan2u

    that ship can't do 29 knots.

  • I don't think a ship like that can reach 29 knots...

  • @tupsumato i think he meant twenty

  • @brotmann86, that's more likely.

  • @swapan2u

    The visible flag at the shipyard is not Indian, it's Mauritian.

  • @swapan2u 29 knots??? How the hell could the crew in charge think 29 knots would be the right speed to beach a ship at??!

  • @swapan2u I googled it and wtf a lot of ships there :)

  • @swapan2u so what your saying is a captain heads towards a breakers yard at 29 knots and its an accident yeah sure, all ets are off !!!!!!!!!

  • Should have gone to specsavers

  • yaaay!!!! i wanna play bumber ships too!

  • @jackknife001 LOL

  • was that supposed to happen?

  • Not the Captain would be the harbor pilot that's supposed to know the harbor. lol

  • wat an idiot

  • cool

  • valet parking !

  • OMFG! Run!! D:

  • THAT'S MY PARKING SPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • dumb cunt

    

  • LOL

  • WTF that ship a big shipp run.. trex is coming XD

  • whoa! now there is a ship bound for scrapping that can help man scrap a ship.. hahaha lolzzzz........

  • a ship like that in full speed can go way out of the water

  • Lol. Waiting for the Trex to come off now :D

  • that was awesome

  • It's The Lost World All Over Again

  • its not so eazy in that situation it take maby 50-100 meters to stop a chip like that

  • ask my manager

  • Chinese woman captain poor parking lmao..

  • Run away! lol

  • As other wokers turned to run in fear, this fine gentleman stood still, surly thinking to himself; "the YouTubers are sick of terrible camera men, I will give them a clear shot of something awesome."

    Bravo camera man, Bravo.

  • Lol! This ship is like "Guess who's back?!"

  • Im almost positive he parked in a handicap spot...

  • n schifffriedhof in kolumbien..

  • He better leave that off his resume.

  • at least you managed to fit in a cheeky smile at the video =]

  • Excuse me I'm just going to SQUEEZE into this spot right here...

  • wow i take it that wasnt intended? how is it going so fast near the shore

  • I see...but, where it happened? India, Pakistan...

  • They are beaching the ship on purpose so they can scrap it.

  • hold on I wasn't looking, DO IT AGAIN!

  • yeah dude just park it over there xD

  • haha.... wow. 

  • what do ya know it fits god damm good job

  • nice parking

  • Now THAT was a slow-mo crash.

  • "I ent risking a fine! Bollocks to it, I'll park here, that little fucker wont mind.

  • Waht happened? Where was it??

  • @rpieruccetti1 They are beaching the ship on purpose so they can use it for scrap metal.

  • good job

  • owch

  • Camera man's one brave mamma jamma

  • a lack of training and experience perhaps??

  • now try doing that with a Nimitz Class carrier ramming into another one

  • Never lend your ship to a woman!

  • I seen this on the news the captain and the crew were all drinking

  • @anonyms24 Did you seen the one where the people all seen the fuckin, uh, thing on the TV. Because I seen that. It was all hella siiick.

  • would not like 2 c the parking ticket 4 that fucker...

  • that ship is at the end of it life that what they do is drive it on the beach and cut it up

  • @briangsi lol no, this was an accident.....

  • holy shit!!

  • why is everythng so messy?

  • Holy shit!

  • HERES JONNY!

  • I thought someone else was working the brakes?

  • This is what the captain was thinking Land ho,

    Here we are,

    I did it

  • hey have you ever heard the word ''handbrake''? :D

  • not a compact boat docking...must of been a woman!

  • idiots

  • Ha ha ha! Bad Captain, bad boy! What, he think it was the Titanic?

  • HEEEEEEEERRRRRRSSSS JOHNNY!!!!!

  • SAFE!!!!

  • Dont Drink and sail.

  • HONK COMIN THROUGH I GOTTA GOOOOOOOOOOOOO run NOOB

  • Captain..."Sorry but my toilets not workin and I really,really,really need a P*ss!!! Is there a loo in this shipyard...... :o/..."

  • this is a dismantle yard they ram it in the beach where the yard is and it looks fun

  • that is why boats go parallel to land not directly in Mr homicidal captain

  • lol

    captain: dickhead took my parking spot

  • Now how many of us can claim to of crashed a 70,000 ton tanker and got away with it!

  • Jurassic Park II

  • @rckistner

    xD

  • Ohh...He needs to be carful opening his door, he might hit the ship he JUST RAN THE HELL OVER!!!

  • Sensor"beep beep beeep beeeep beeeeeep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep"! Captain"shhhhhh no one will notice" Crew no 1"Yea no plate number" Crew no 2" NA