Deus Ex: I wanted orange + My vision is augmented

[Darkspysrival]

"Yesterday he was joking about getting the wrong flavored soda"

-Belltower Heavy, Deus Ex: Human Revolution

[Seelenschwert088]

"Its the maintenance man"...well, i ever listen "Its the label`s man"

[darkempro]

If there were no orange,It would be necessary to invent it -Gunther Hermann-

[darthvadr2341]

"Who loves orange soda?"

[uxbnkuribo]

that guy wanted orange, but Denton gave not one augmented fuck

[bazIBIZA2007]

No, I wanted orange. It gave me an arrow in the knee.

[CaptainGirlrod]

@bazIBIZA2007 get your shit internet jokes out of this video

[MitchZer0II]

I always jizz my pants when I hear this

[lyricsfromsweden]

lmao, press 1 then 5

[Peacefuldiscourses]

My quips are augmented.

[OutcastForevermore]

@Peacefuldiscourses This emoticon is augmented (⌐■_■)

[noelsoong777]

I pre-ordered Deus-ex:Orange instead i got lemon-lime.

[iHateSpoilerz]

The only reason I didn't free him is cause I didn't have a spare Multitool =(

[sub2me4areview]

In Deus Ex, all conspiracies are true.

Gunther is right.

[KeithOlleng]

Press 5

[coolsnape]

i wanted deus ex but it gave me invisable war "you shure your finger didnt slip" i do not make mistakes of zat kind i know it was gaben he knows i like the first game of any series "im shure gaben would not make such a mistake" i know gabens ploting somthing

[BossPanzer]

Orange don't want to have anything to do with you Mr. skull-gun.

[AlphaAGENT144]

JC! A BOMB!

[TheHandslap]

Press 5 for ''My vision is augemented''

[xJakDax2112x]

He wanted orange, and got lemon lime

His beverage was augmented

[sonictrey]

Press 5 for "My vision is augmented"

[darklink223456]

im not big into books

[Jarmstrong93]

Lemon-Lime. I never asked for this.

[GhostFreeman]

In Invisible War, said vending machine spits out Lemon-lime

IT'S A CONSPIRACY

[mackxzs]

- My new sex partner, JC Denton. Don't tell me you're going to wear no condoms during a sexual operation.

- My penis is augmented.

- Better to fuck good than to have distractions with latex.

- I do not expect you to perform as well as Agent Hermann, but the mission will require you to do more than frigthen me with your baggy pants that make your penis look bigger than it really is.

[moonkick360]

@mackxzs hahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahha­hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahah­ahhahahaha

[crazy8cs]

0:57

What JC really means: My body is ready

[powersoftritone]

He wanted Human revolution but he got invisible war

[TheSlinkyGuyShow]

Well you wanted orange and you got it! Human Revolution is completely orange!

Well gold, but whatever, one coloured shite game anyway.

[suijin84]

Wait a minute...think for a moment. Throughout DX: Human Revolution, there has been a consistent use of Orange color theme throughout the entire game. I played the game at this part several times, then watched this video several times. Gunther asked for orange, but they gave him lemon lime. Several years later we get a new Deus Ex Game, but with orange.

Somehow, someway...Gunther has managed to obtain his wish for orange through square enix.....

CONSPIRACY ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[TsucasaElkGSI]

@suijin84 Actually, isn't Human revolution supposed to be a sequel? Maybe your right in a small way and that's why the staff is screwing with him.

[suijin84]

@TsucasaElkGSI

In a way it is. To me it kinda serves as both a Sequel/Prequel (cause its setting is earlier than the first) and with some of the recent publications of DX:HR Graphic novels shed some more into his history. Sometime in the early 2020's, Hermann served in the German GSG 9 . In 2027, he was then contacted by the Tyrants, who offered to make his problems go away in return for his services.

[TsucasaElkGSI]

@suijin84 Oh shit, I typed "sequel" when I meant to type "prequel" completely destroying the meaning of my original comment.

[suijin84]

@TsucasaElkGSI

In a way it is. To me it kinda serves as both a Sequel/Prequel (cause its setting is earlier than the first) and with some of the recent publications of DX:HR Graphic novels shed some more into his history.

[zulu789456]

He wanted ohrange, what a shame.

[BananaRpgMan]

What a shame

[harizotoh7]

Gunther's response in this is different if you give him a gun and let him escape back in the Statue. 

[EpicFunkey]

Gunther reminds me of the Heavy from TF2

[mastermantrox]

I had a laser eye surgery. Does that mean that my vision is augmented?

[harizotoh7]

@mastermantrox Yes. But only "augmented" to correct a defect.

[WombleMan]

0:56

"I am prepared to perform my doodies." Hur Hur.

[HunterGrob]

Press 5.

[torachoco0]

My orange is augmented.

[m82sniper99]

He wanted orange. The world gave him lemon-lime.

He didn't ask for this.

[SashaSexyfur]

Gunther Hermann never asked for lemon lime ;-;

[Havic1137]

Press 1 for orange.

[Muffinfordinner]

Shut up Gunther, maybe you shouldn't have got your retarded ass captured in the first place you fuck

[Nitronik4ever]

5 for infinite vision augmentation

[Riykku]

It gave me lemon-lime, I never asked for this.

[AlexLong1000]

@Riykku It gave me lemon-lime. I would know, my vision is augmented, what a shame. I never asked for this.

[ericon52168]

@AlexLong1000 *head asplode due to reference overdosage*

[qiman2]

My taint is augmented.

[WatchingKeep]

Omg, this Russian accent is soooo bad.

[111BLACKLIGHTNING111]

@WatchingKeep Hes actually "supposed" to be German... which says even more about his horrible accent...

[OrbitZombie]

@111BLACKLIGHTNING111

He's talking about Anna Navarre,not Gunther.

[111BLACKLIGHTNING111]

@OrbitZombie Noted

[LOSTGAM3R]

I might be over-thinking this a bit, but I believe the "orange soda" thing is referenced in Human Revolution, when a guard tells you about another man's joke about getting the wrong flavored soda. It's in the TYM building.

[jerotheBIG]

@LOSTGAM3R I noticed that too

[wiredhuman]

0:33 for unlimited augmented vision



[DannyEastes]

Better to look good zen to haav ze distraactionz of anoza agent whoneedsbackup..

[Zombiezlovepie]

How did I get here? I didn't ask for this.

[hallo000001]

pure classic!

[EvanJohnsonXNA]

Hit 6: "I just wanted to say that"

Hit 5: "My vision is augmented."

Repeat.

[Mordaedil]

My 5 key is augmented.

[ccabrera153]

"Better to look good then to have the distractions of another agent who needs backup"

[RNGgod]

"What's your ranking for this game?"

"GOTY!"

"What year?"

"EVERY YEAR"

[Fosax]

Better to look good that to have the distractions of seeing everything.

[ComeHonorTeeets]

This video is augmented.

[JohnMooreification]

Just pre-ordered Human Revolution. My edition is augmented.

[RedDaVincy]

@JohnMooreification Four months ago? Drink a lemon-lime.

[rupek1995]

WHAT A SHAME

[sloggie20]

Press 5 for awesomeness.

[damazywlodarczyk]

i cant stop playing this game! i've finished it about 15 times since it came out, its crazy

[Orogenesis]

The hidden beauty in Deus Ex's writing is that the soda machine exchange is a metaphor for the games central conflict of rapid augmentation/mechanization and humanities propensity to abuse it for selfish gains or misuse it outright.

GOTY every year.

[theloststudent]

@Orogenesis Brilliant.

[Axelgear2006]

@Orogenesis The soda machine exchange is a metaphor for conspiracy theories, not augmentation. He says he wanted something, the outcome was not the one he wanted, so there must be a plot by the staff to fix things against him.

[Tommerman89]

@Axelgear2006

Yeah but she specifically says "The machine would not make a mistake" implying the belief of the infallibility of technology

[111BLACKLIGHTNING111]

@Orogenesis You can find an analogy in just about anything in life, which is what you just did, though there is not necessarily anything wrong with that. However, the developers did not intentionally depict the "I wanted orange" with the objective of representing "rapid augmentation/mechanization and humanities propensity to abuse it for selfish gains or misuse it outright".

[Pr0fessah]

@111BLACKLIGHTNING111 Wow... I think he was taking the piss dude. No-one likes a joke killer

[111BLACKLIGHTNING111]

@Pr0fessah What does taking the piss mean? How did I kill a joke? It didnt sound like a joke.

[Pcfan11]

So, Gunther wanted more arm augmentations rather than eye augmentations?

[garysnail123]

@Orogenesis "Sometimes a man just wants and orange soda."

[dsagentutube]

I actually do wear sunglasses in the dark in real life. It is pretty awesome, try it sometime.

[terk0iz]

@dsagentutube Your vision is augmented.

[Ponicalica]

@dsagentutube I have the «Transitions» lenses that switch between being sunglasses and being normal glasses, and they take a while to go back to being normal glasses, so when I go indoors after coming out, everything is much darker. It is pretty awesome.

[dsagentutube]

@Ponicalica Actually I have those too. In fact some times I wear sunglasses over my normal glasses for lulz.

[DoctorWeeTodd]

@Ponicalica Same here, which is why I would actually love it if Adam Jenson's glasses existed in real life.

[Plausiblesarge]

@Ponicalica so your glasses are augmented?

[Specterish]

@Ponicalica Do slightly Germanic women often walk up to you and say "you aren't seriously going to wear sunglasses at night are you?"

[splendidmate]

@Ponicalica Your glasses are augmented

[TheFadedMalee7]

@Ponicalica .....until you walk into a door

[Foxstab]

@dsagentutube I've been considered weird by people because I wear sunglasses indoors. I like the dark. I like my shades. And it looks cool.

[vb4You]

Also, the Skull gun was actually about to the shipped.

[Exarian]

fun fact: the maintainence man WAS intentionally stocking the slot with lemon lime to tick gunther off. in Invisible War, he admits it.

[dsagentutube]

@Exarian Holy Crap I would buy the game just for that.