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  • AAPL is the New World Order. Trust?

  • $67 a share to $390 a share in a matter of 4 years, looks like Crammer was right.

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  • @Pepperdog12 Shut Up... -__-

  • Thumbs up if u sae this in the IRON MAN movie

  • IF THIS FUKING JEW FOUND A GOLD MINE WOULD HE GIVE U THA MAP. (NO) WAT MAKE U THINK THIS JEWS HELP U MAKE MONEY THIS SAME GUY SAID BEAR STERN IS SAFE U SHUD NOT WITHDRAW MONEY FEEL SOORY FOR THE PRIXK LISTEN TO THAT

  • I GOT THE VIDEO. NO LARRY SUMMERS IS NOT THE ONE I SPEAK OF. THOUGH, YES, YOU THINK THAT MAN SOLD SHIT, I KNOW THOSE EYES BUDDY. YOU ARE SHIT.NO I AM NOT SPEAKING OF JIM CRAMER. THE CULPRIT KNOWS WHO I SPEAK OF.SO WHO IS PAYING FOR THE REMAKE OF POTLATCH. GET THE CREDITS CORRECT OR THERE IS HELL TO PAY AND I HAVE THE PROOF TO SHUT HIS SHIT DOWN. DON'T MESS WITH MY FAM.

  • I GOT THE VIDEO. NO LARRY SUMMERS IS NOT THE ONE I SPEAK OF. THOUGH, YES, YOU THINK THAT MAN SOLD SHIT, I KNOW THOSE EYES BUDDY. YOU ARE SHIT.

  • this makes me hate capitalism

  • Thank you jim for making me rich when you say i buy i short when you say sell i go long

  • ipod>zune anyday

  • ...and he was RIGHT on. Where has Apple gone since then?

  • if you hit the itouch with the same hammer and the same guy. it would split in half the first try. i love my zune. IT IS A FUCKING PORTABLE TANK THAT PWNS!

  • I think itunes and the ipod programs belongs on failblog. Whats with the whole playlist set up? Sometimes you just want to listen to one song in particular without having to end your shuffle and start a new one when the song is over. Zune had it simple as it should be, play song/album next, then continue with the shuffle. Very unfortanant, the only problem (big problem) I had with zune, is the devices go out easily. Rather than that, I liked everything else about the zune over ipod

  • thumbs up if southpark brought you here!

  • The Zune is alright. You can burn the battery out pretty quick though, to the point where it wont stay charged very long. Other than that, it works very well. I would just say take VERY good care of it.

  • corporate whore!

  • Anyone get his credit card number? LOL 

  • YES! KILL IT! F**K U MICROSOFT!! Too Lazy To Make Your Own Products... :) Apple Wannabes... This Guy Is A Full Blown GENIUS! Apple FTW!! (For The Win) I'm Just Sayin'...

  • @Zizins123

    Microsoft makes 360s, their own operating system, their own mp3 players, their own mp3 player apps, their own phones, do i need to go on?

  • this guy's the biggest douche i've ever seen. i think i just got stupider in the last 207 seconds

  • Well cramer was kinda right. Excluding dividends from MSFT, if you bought the stock at Jan 05, 2007 at $29.64, you would've made a loss of $2.97 per share, 10% loss. However, if you have bought AAPL on Jan 05, 2007 for $85.00 now at $300.98, you would made a 254% gain of investment or $215 gain per share.

  • did anyone use CSI video enhancement to get those credit card details?

  • this video...  zune sucks!!!!

  • looool

  • I will admit Ipod has a strong marketshare but at the time I got my Zune the Ipod couldnt do video. It was music only and I do a lot of video stuff so it made sense for me to get the Zune. But now I want an Ipad LOL!

  • I just found this video and ironially I listen to him on my Zune as I drive in my car LOL

  • Phew it wasn't the Zune HD. It was the Zune brick. I'd be right there with Crammer hitting on that model. Android is totally missing the opportunity of making a portable MP3 player. I'd like the android OS, but I don't need it in a smart phone. Instead they are focusing on this tablet devices for which the current android OS wasn't designed for it.

  • crazy american people :'D

  • 1:15 im rich!!!!!

  • Haha! Beat the shit out of that bullshit Zune!

  • this guy is a joke...

  • Can anyone lend me a hammer to smash that baldfucks head!

  • Is this show a joke? Nice gay sound board.

  • JIM CRAMER'S CREDIT CARD NUMBER:

    4781 9157 6236 1421

  • It wasn't a fair fight...

    FOR HIM!

    Zune > This crack job!

  • i would buy a zune over an ipod the can take a beating

  • has anyone ever noticed that the Iphones "new generations" are really just the same thing with like 1 or 2 changes. And they come out with a new one all the time? So you spend 300 on a phone....only to buy a new one for another 300 in a year......Apple knows how to work people

  • Another stupid american

  • I remember him for a bit loving the zune and saying buy msft if you did buy it at that time you may have lost as 8 dollars a share since at the time it was about 33 or 35 dollars

  • I like crammer but he should just stick to stocks...

  • crammer buys his crack from me if anyone was wondering

  • ipods suck..i had few ipods over the years and they all broke down on me. the "Genius Bar" people couldn't fix shit and just kept replacing my ipods. and i couldn't clean the hard drive before i handed it over. so now the people at apple have information and photos of my friends and family in their files. i don't trust apple and never will. had my zune for over 3 years and have not had any trouble. ever dropped it a couple times and works sweet.

  • This dudes insane!

  • Zune is the better product. No proprietary product problems. You can upload &  download everything on them. With out worrying if they are link with itunes bullshi... Apple are just crappy proprietary products. I have had many of both. I sold all my apple crap.

  • @grandfoundation1 yeah thats why you need to use the zune software to transfer music, cant use anything else. thats not proprietary /sarcasm

  • Baha! That bald fuck is hammering a indestructable Zune. I bet it needs more than 1 tank to break it.Zunes are incredible buy one!

  • I agree with akumajo100; Zunes are just as good as ipods, if not better. They're just not advertised as much, and therefore aren't the standard. Zunes are easier to use, and allow the user to customize it way more than any ipod I've ever used.

  • Crammer needs to stop referring to himself in the 3rd person. Then I can take his opinions seriously.

  • Is it because it's called Zune that people have a problem with it? Zune is as cool as Ipod it's just not as well advertised.

  • Notice how much of a beating the Zune took before it broke....

  • kill it

  • iTunes, Google?

    What is this 2001?

    People still use those things?

  • are you feeling better? That head injury seems serious...

  • Expected that you would use one.

  • Plus the head injury does not seem to bad when Google lost $10.01 today LOL.

  • hahahaha he couldnt even break the zune, i miss my brick :(. i upgraded to Zune HD.

  • That guy pauses at awkward moments...

  • lol took alot to destroy that poor zune. took a 3 foot fall to kill my ipod, should of gone with a zune.

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  • Zune destroys ipod hands down especially  with the new ZUNE HD

  • Zune = 3% of music industry. iPod = 87%. Zune HD, same features, just a touch screen.

  • i like how those figures don't add up to 100% lmfao at people who just make up figures

  • @avidmoviefan

    You fail, I know they don't add up to 100%. That is because I was only comparing those two. Rhapsody owns 5% and Napster owns 3%, then the other 2% is made up of independent companies.

  • You fail even more miserabley because you are quoting un sourced arbitrary figures. No citation= Bullshit.

  • @avidmoviefan

    My sources are the marketing analytics by WGM every year.

  • Then those would not be currently accurate figures.

  • @avidmoviefan True, but I imagine it hasn't altered more than 5%

  • Well, according to Apple themselves, this yeat the iPod had 74% maket share while the Zune has 1.1%--From the first result on Google. Your figures are arbitrary and way off.

  • Get a life.

  • I'm sorry but I was bust fucking your mom, what was that?

  • Shut up you virgin.

  • face it, zune sucks eggs and everyone knows it, ipod will always be the portable media device in the world no madder what new products companies will come out with in the phuture, ipod will always come out on top!

  • actually no you get a way better deal with zune, you can get an unlimited amount of anything for $14.99 and for ipod its what? $.99 a song

  • orrrrr u can use limewire and u dont have to pay for anything :)

  • you lose, you buy music.

  • apples not really as high up as u think. ipods, lets see, yeah, good features, drag N drop ONLY through iTunes. Cons: Drop it, its fucked (went through 3 of the 80GB and 120GB)  if ur hands are kinda cold, good luck using the scroll wheel, its heat sensitive. randomly cranks itself up to max. locks up frequently. cant load MPEG video files to it, unless u convert them to MOV. quicktime files. no WMA support. u tell me again how ipods and apple are the revolution of how we do things.

  • You tell me again how ipods and apple are the revolution of how we do things.

    Because they are. Just because you list those trivial things doesn't change it's revolutionary stance. They hold over 70% of the market.

  • all you do is use handbrake to convert a dvd movie to mp4, and load it on the iPod touch and your done, it's as simple as that, and the movie looks great.

  • apple will sell a new device every year that has 1 thing different about it and u pay another 250 to say u have the newest ipod but zune u can have the first one and still have the newest functions Zune FTW

  • yup can't wait to get that zunephone LOL

  • 2:33 exactly conformism thats the only reason people buy that shitty ipod

  • I have an Ipod Touch 2nd gen and I think the Zune HD is better!!

    Crammer should get off his high horse and instead of analyzing market statistics, test before batting what could prove to be a better investment.

  • iPod touch is way better. Zune has not the AppStore and uses HD radio (which stand for hybrid digital) and Nvidia Tegra (old tech) for sell something more than 1,1% /zune marketshare). But it fails. Why? 'cause the software is the key. And what about the poor OLED bright? right.

  • why are zune owners bitching about their zunes being shock proof no one gives a shit about that ipods are still better in software and drop the new hd of a shelf you faggots and see if itll break

  • Call me a loser then, Crammer!

    I think the zune owns the iPod.

    iPod only has brand presence.

    zune has quality and fidelity.

  • Amen. And iknowamedori, you're an idiot.

  • They're all just music players in your pocket in the end, whoopdeedoo!

  • You do that to a ipod and it would be in pieces and not work. You put a small crack in a ipod screen and it starts to uncontrollably ooze black crap. You do that to a zune and no ooze and you can barley see the crack when it is on.

    Zune really is better then a ipod right across the board and I am not saying that because I prefer zune over ipod, I am saying that because it is the truth.

  • i bet if he turned it on, it could STILL play music.

    the zune is shock resistant. take THAT ipod! :)

  • ha ha shock resistant!! it got smashed with a mini bat!!

  • yeah, a mini bat. who with the right mind would hit something people pay good money for? like UptonEMT said, you can't drop an ipod and expect it to work perfectly fine. a zune on the other hand, will work either way. :)

  • My Zune took a spill that could shatter bones, and it still lives, not a scratch on it! My old iPod took a short fall off a bookshelf onto a carpeted floor and shattered like glass.

  • Crammer is just talkin shit cause thats the only thing he has left of his crappy life. poor fucking worthless bastard.

  • @Rayleaonard13 I'd rather be Cramer than you pal!

  • @Rayleaonard13 His life can't be that crappy, worth £50m and growing...

  • u epically fail at life cramer

  • Oh and by the way, this is yet another thing Cramer was wrong about. Apple at the time he was flapping his mouth about them was completely overpriced, and in 2008 the stock plummeted from almost 180 down to below 100 a share.

  • Cramer is a douchebag!!!!

  • Stupid fanboys. Fuck Crammer.

  • crammer is an ASS!!!

  • Sadly, hes correct in some points. He admited the zune is better across the board. It totally is. People just like the name Ipod and the use of Itunes, people who want to be spoon fed music use itunes, people who know what is better all around, want a social network of people who love the idea of sharing music with eachother, and those who buy music legally and want to save some cash, had better trade in their ipods for a zune, besides.... Zune has a cooler name =D

  • i agree, do u have a zune?

  • Yes, a 1st gen 30g and a 3rd gen 4g for work outs and sports and stuff. I had an 8g ipod but I gave it to my friend cuze he didnt have an mp3 xD

  • wow ur a good samaritan. well i just dont like how he smashed the zune like that

  • My Zune is sweet, though I only just got it.

    Bright, huge screen, lots of album art, photos, videos, etc.

    I can even play Sudoku on it while listening to Bill Hicks :D

  • I must say sir u are uber win.

  • on my ipod i can listen to jay-z while laying need for speed undercover :D

  • My condolences...

  • Zune's were only released to compete with the Ipod, which failed. You can play Sodoku listening to Bill Hicks on a Classic, a nano, and a touch. Or play Uno while listening to Metallica, or Monopoly with Ratatat. This is the only time in history ever ever ever I would pick apple over microsoft.

  • I have that first gen, zune and it is still kicking just fine for me. I love my zune.

  • @Jawsjawsjawsrg Noob. ;-) My 2nd generation iPod is still kicking as well.

    For those keeping track at home, the iPod wasn't even PC compatible until the 3rd generation.

  • cramer is a dumbass and i dont own a zune or ipod. fail investment info all around. the show is completely fail.

  • @showiproute Apple is up over 600% since 2006 and is now the 2nd most valuable company. The stock has been skyrocketing since this prediction, so I don't understand why you posted your comment to this video? His predictions average something around 30% in gains a year. Of course, he isn't perfect, some of his picks will bomb and there are probably better investors out there, but picking a stock with over 600% yield and averaging ~30% on a portfolio is not a "fail"

  • @noonerofl Make it first largest.

  • ipod lasts for 2 years.....my zune has lasted for 3.5 years

    You wonder who chooses zune over iPod? People like me...who want something different. FM radio, personalization of background, interact with other devices, 15$ a month for umlimited downloads, user-friendly software, sturdy (takes 5 pussy blows to make a dent in it).

    Give a customer an iPod and a Zune....let them play with each one for an hour. Find the end result...Zunes are easier to use and have better sound quality.

  • you need to pay 1$ for a fucking song on itunes

    you need to pay 15$ a month and you can download unlimited songs

  • This is the only time I actually like this guy..

  • What an ifag. Fucking crackers

  • Apple=honest/coolness...?

    r

    u

    serious

  • That Bald Fuck hit my Zune! He will pay for what he has done!!!!!!!!!

    Sorry People I hate it when this happends

  • This guy is his own idol...

  • the ipod may be better than the zune but the zune isnt THAT bad.

  • I bought a Zune so I could light it on fire.

  • Awesome!

  • When i heard about Zune, i fuckin TRASHED My iPod. I would, at any day or time, choos microsoft or zune over any bullshit piece of crap iPod or APPLE.

    cuz apple fucking sucks dick, big fucking time.

  • FCUK YEAH!

  • YEA YEA MAN! I HEAR YOU ON THAT ONE

  • @8x26x08 You're awesome, and I agree completely.

  • @8x26x08 apple sucks? lol. yea, there sales figures and stock clearly shows you know what your talking about, lol.

  • @AppleSoldier Things can still suck asshole. Clearly, you know what you're talking about. Justin Bieber, Brittney Spears, Jonas Brothers sell more than almost anything on the planet; but there isn't really any talent. It isn't good, it isn't original, it isn't new. It's the same, kind of like every new Apple product that comes out it. And besides, 'suck' is an opinion; thank you. Everything about my Zune HD (except for those gay apps) dwarfs my friends iTouch. He actually wants mine. Eat me.

  • @AppleSoldier apple soldier..what a fag you are...i bet u dont even own a single share of that company..fucking groupie..die

  • oww...i just died a little bit inside watching this prime-time reject smash a perfectly good zune....

  • Ok, Ummm Look up project natal, and Microsoft Surface. Then tell me if Apple can beat that with their peice of shit mac books. the Zunes screen is bigger, and its navigation is ezr then the apples, i don't wanna dislocate my thumb to look for my music... so fuckl you Microsoft > Apple anyday. plus apple cant do shit they will eventually run out of ideas because they keep making new models

  • fuckface the zunes screen is not bigger than an ipod touch, keep dreaming bitch! oh and since the touchscreen is bigger its navigation is a shit load easier! microsoft copied the whole touchscreen thing apple perfected. and as far as microsoft surface? uhhh yeah its just one big ipod touch that costs alot of money and will never get adopted, you cant even buy it in stores so fuck off! yeah keep bashing apple because all they do is keep innovating and stealing market share from ms! hahah bitch

  • yah dumbshit. Microsoft surface doesn't detect your touch from a touch sensor, it detects it through an optical sensor which means it sees you place stuff its SEES you touch the screen, IT ASLL SEES what ever you put on it, it also instantly connects to anything that has bluetooth sitting on it. did apple do that? Noo... Does apple help big bussinesses other then Movie Producers? no! Does mac OS X go anywhere other then on APple stuff? NOOOOOOOOO!

  • The Zune screen IS in fact bigger, apple NEVER invented touch screen on PMP's, thousands of companies (hotels, casinos, restaurants, and cell phone stores) have the surface. While apple may be taking market share...it will NEVER truly take all of it....Microsoft is sooo far ahead in the software world, and now through innovation, they've taken a shitty device and have now transformed into what i like to call the iPod killer....Zune HD

  • What a loud mouthed redneck retard...

    YEEHAW!!!

    Asshat.

  • I played with a zune once, i can say it feels like windows OS, bulky cluttered and over complicated. Where is the wow factor of the zune, the ipod had a cool click wheel that no one else had at the time. the ipod has a touch screen with cool games. the ipod had a dead simple OS that work perfect with itunes. The ipod was to me the fist device that allowed me to carry all my music in my pocket and adding music was easy as plugging it in to sync. You can keep you radio and 3 play share songs.

  • Are you fucking kidding? I would much rather just click down, up, or sideways, than fucking making circles and circles just to get to a song.

  • instead of seeing a zune being smashed, I see a complete dumbass who can't get his facts straight and has horrible hand-eye coordination

  • i want that zune, you asshole

  • "Even if the zune were a better product across the board, it wouldn't matter, people want iPods."

    Sadly you can say this about all of apples shiny products. Sure, apple makes fine products, but often people really do pay a premium just for the brand name without even taking a serious look at the competition.

    iPod shuffles are the worst of them all, you can do so much better for half the price and only slightly larger.

  • This is coming from the guy who has led our nation into a recession. "Yeah, yeah, we're ok, nothing wrong, keep buying those stocks! Things will pan out"

  • Stop going to Jon Stewart for all your news. A television show host did not lead the nation into recession, and if you seriously believe that then you're a bigger joke than the Daily Show is.

  • I would love to get hold of a Zune to try out, and maybe smack it a few times with a cricket bat. ;)

    Problem is we can't get Zunes in Europe. Have you got something to hide Microsoft? In fact I think the Zune would do better in Europe where the iPod is less dominant.

  • what is popular in Europe?

  • "what is popular in Europe?"

    The Ipod is fairly popular, but I'm sure it hasn't got the apparent 80%-90% market saturation that the US has, I'm sure it's more like 40-50% here.

    Creative Zen and Sony Walkman MP3 players appear to be quite popular, from what I've seen when travelling by public transport. Although recently listening to music via mobile phones, usually Sony-Ericsson, Nokia or Iphone, is becoming increasingly dominant.

    These are all my own observations BTW.

  • Zune is better than iPod! :)

  • Okay....... how so?

  • zune marketplace > itunes

    better software

    better sound

  • maybe zune software is better. I don't know cause I haven't used it. But I really can't imagine what would be better then itunes. The only thing itunes is lacking is support for different types of music files like ogg. Also how is the sound better on the zune software?

  • I meant the sound output on the zune device is better. By using a good earphone or headphone, you can find the differences. (I am using a Westone 3 with a P-51 amp). Of course, some pmps like the Iaudio 7 beats both of them.

  • I find the Apple software to be more user-friendly and easier to navigate. I've also found that the iPod is faster than the Zune.

    However, this is all subjective, and arguing over Zune and iPod is pointless.

  • windows keeps winning and mac keeps loosing based on his ideology.

  • who told you that?? haha

  • Uh..... You think so?

  • So i'm guessing this guy is sponsered by apple, eh?

  • I like how he says iPod is a better product right before he tries to destroy the Zune and it doesn't break.

  • Actually, it does, the less than desirable quality of the video shows not the damage he did. Albeit, it takes a couple tries because the thing is thicker than a layer whale blubber.

  • damn what is wrong wid u ppl? buy a zune or an ipod, ur choice the only difference there is size and durability. no one will choose for u unless u ask which is retarted. MAIN POINT they both still play damn music and videos and other stuff, jeez

  • He's right

  • 1 person in the world who would buy a zune over an ipod...me.......although i'd get a cowon..or even a creative...but cowons look better and some have touch screens...the guy obviously is looking at it from a money only point of view not looking at the actual features of different players.....plus i'm anti-apple lol

  • you sir have introdudced me to one of the best players in the world!

  • what ever happend to really kool drag and drop mp3 players maybe iam old but i love the drag and drop fuck syncn shit

  • I miss those days... I remember on my old Creative Zen, you didn't even have to hack the thing in the registry to use it as a portable HDD. Since everything was drag-and-drop, you could just transfer any file you wanted over to it. It was sweet.

  • I know, you'd probably have to download separate DRIVERS for it! LMAO.  And then it would crash, give you a blue screen, etc. Then you would have to sit on tech support for 18 hours talking to ESL person in some far off land, only to be told to reformat-reinstall-restart! LOL.

  • Why exactly will you laugh? I am curious. It doesn't make sense if you look at things objectively, which obviously you aren't by the very tone of your post.

  • i cant wait until his fucking credit card gets hacked and he loses all of his money and has to live on the street.

  • oh and all you dumbfucks out there who are saying that oh apple is doing better in the market. thats only because little kids r like oh my god an ipod i have to have it. and they only say that because ipods have been around longer and thats the only thing they think can play music. and did u notice how it took him 7 hits to break the zune. thats called durability. something that ipods dont fucking have because if you drop them once they fucking snap in half!

  • Wow, you're a retard. The iPod has a great durability, and most people don't even buy the thinner ones now a days, or they're smart enough to buy a CASE for them. There's nothing different about the Zune and the iPod, but the fact that the iPod's have more of a better interface and look better. So stop going around on your period and arguing where there isn't need of argument.

  • no your retarded! they have no durability. and everyone i see with an ipod now has the small ass skinny ones. so dont give me that shit about how everyone has the big ones

  • No you're four years old and can't use standard English grammar on an internet video website! I'm going to relate your intelligence to that of the mentally handicapped in the form of an insult to better get my point across!

  • its funny because he uses metaphores saying "your going to pick the older more experienced teams" and stupid shit like that. well tell me this. lets say u r picking people to work for you on a construction site and you have to chose between a strong 25 year old and a 85 year old person who can barley move. r u going to chose the old fuck because he is older or the young person who can actually do something. u would pick the young one. ipods r like the old fuck and zunes r fucking better!