AFN Commercial - Never Shake your Baby

[MySpaceBarsBroken0o]

What if I can't find my keys, and I've looked everywhere?

[Chisamangas]

@MySpaceBarsBroken0o Not even then!

[asdasd439]

Remember, never shake your baby, as it will cause stress, which will make the baby meat stringy and tough.

[andipoetic]

Oh wow man, I was so close to shaking my baby!! Thank you, hotline!

[IAMTHECAPSGODLOL]

Shake a baby

Sounds like a name for some kind of band or silly product

[coolsomeXD]

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

[ErasmusBasset]

Never shake your baby.

They're carbonated and will spray everywhere when you open them.

[TCF40]

From having to watch this drivel for six (6) years in Okinawa, I have concluded the AFN target audience:

--Are compulsive gamblers

--Shake their babies

--All drive motorcycles but never wear their helmets

--Sell critical secrets over the internet

--Use their government credit cards at strip clubs every time they go TDY/TAD

--Slander the president

--Violate the Code of Conduct at every turn

--Shop at the commissary on empty stomachs

--Never wear their ears in good health

[wishiwasinthailand]

come join " AFN commercials suck ass" on face book, tryin to get all of the military and others so we can revolt against the stupid shit we have to watch everyday

[KidKnuckles]

I wonder how that phone number would help.

"Thank you for calling the baby shake hotline"

"Hi, I just shook my baby. What do I do now?"

[fons666]

OOooooh, it's DON'T shake your baby... ok... must remember: Shaking baby= bad.

[Teagan126]

wow, I was just about to shake my baby a little, but then I stepped back and tried to relax...and it gave me the strenght to shake her twice as hard!

[zenki36830]

I prefer my babies like james bond. shaken not stirred

[EpyonNxt]

Oh man, I was going to shake my baby but now I'm not.

THANK YOU AFN!

[dealviinde]

@EpyonNxt HAHA, SPOT ON!

[Sultadashin]

are you in Army, Air Force or what? Just asking I noticed you have AFN CM's

[kunoichipunk]

OMFG I HATE AFN

[sweetlittlemama2006]

People that think its OK to SHAKE A BABY should never be alone with Kids or Have kids of their own and same goes if they think any type of abuse or neglect is ok. The few babies that survive will never have normal lives. HOW CAN SOMEONE Hurt an innocent Child? IF a baby does not stop crying and you fed him or her/ changed their diaper and they have dry clothes on leave them in their crib and leave the room until you calm down and call someone on the phone if you need help. NEVER SHAKE A BABY!

[dudusaaaa]

I AGREE with maelfun

[Maelfyn]

Let people shake their babies. Let stupid parents kill their annoying kids.

[n00bhunt3r]

I agree

If they're retarded enough to shake there baby then we should let them kill there own kids

'Tards

btw i fucking hate afn

[foolsbetrippin]

defrtyuiop grub grub grub

[wongabird]

i like my babies shaken, not stirred

[aversion2k]

Is it ok to shine bright lights in its eyes

[Drallop]

shake it like a polaroid (or a baby)

[darkspeed8]

the narrattor is throwing his baby out the window

[crazypnoiollie84]

lol....damn posting up afn commercials....its all i see every freakin day . tired of it . yes never shake y

[Kehrosuki]

they should totally shake a baby while saying "Get to the chopper!" in arnold's voice

[numbthumbs]

I'm actually glad that this one was on because I was actually thinking it was ok to shake my baby and throw them up against the wall every now and then to provide stress relief. Who knew?

[cledet1219]

I don't mind hearing about shaking babies. The very idea doesn't bother me at all. It's usually done by idiots who shouldn't be having kids in the first place. Poor kid, and all, but hey...It's natural selection at work. If you're so stupid the realistic idea of shaking a baby enters your mind, you're too stupid to be having kids in the first place and should probably be sterilized for the good of the species.

[JJAB91]

@cledet1219 No thats not natural selection, that would be if the person shaking the baby died.

[SegaShaman]

@JJAB91 Well, the shake-resistant babies would go on to have more shake-resistant babies, so it could be natural selection. And the original point was the person doing the shaking would be removing their own genes from the line, preventing whatever traits that cause people to shake babies from spreading.

[bixbysnder]

I feel bad whenever this comes on, because I always want to laugh at the absurdity of shaking a baby.

[MichaelMorbius4ever]

I think I remember something like this being on when I was like 8.

i had no idea what the consiquences where if you shook your baby but when I saw this I thought what the hell would make you wanna shake it in the first place.

good thing I'm takeing Family Management/ Sex Ed

[eternalgracenote]

If there is a PSA about it, that means the problem at some point had gotten pretty bad with military spouses.

[Puffey85]

That's pretty sad, that we have to have a PSA telling us not to shake a baby