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  • I totally used to do that shit when i was a kid lol

  • dude i cannot stop watching these

  • Fuck his sons name, his fucking name is BOB MARLEY!

  • Fuck his sons name, his fucking name is BOB MARLEY!

  • I swear if I see that God Damn Expedia commercial one more time....

  • Legendary name.

  • "Daddy can I have a juice box?"

    "I don't give a shit."

    Fucking hilarious

  • It's funny how the camera went down slowly at 0:22 to check out his penis!

  • @Alcatrazx007 it's funny how you are the only one with that homo comment lmfao xD

  • Is that the dad from the old show "Phil of the Future"?

  • I asked because the singer Bob Marley has a son named Damien:P

  • Laughed so freakin hard

  • So he has a daughter named Damien?

  • @JaffaaHD scroll up and read the first comment you fucking retard

  • @Verification11 Everyone else is saying he has a son called Damien but he said "she" when talking about "Damien". No need to get angry at me.

  • @Verification11 I know Damien in the Omen is a boy but in this comedy routine he says Damien as a "she".

  • @JaffaaHD He was just referring to the film not his child's name but it is ironic because the singer Bob Marley has a famous son named Damien.

  • You can tell this guy HONED his craft. He's got the full package. I wish MORE comedians would be this polished.

  • They should have named this guy Damien because this Asshole is so lame he,must be possesed by the Devil.!!

  • LMFAO

  • Lmfao, I remember doing this to my parents when I was young, simply just trying to wake them up hahaha

  • totally epic

  • i swear i thought this was going to be a joke about bob marley (the singer) and his kids

  • This guy was in my town last weekend... I totally regret not getting tickets to see him! omg

  • Chuckie was the kids doll from Child's Play and Damien was the litte boy in The Omen

  • @Rothman93 Thanks for answering the audience's burning questions!

  • @reebot4raf and brandonjamres, the damien mention isnt a shoutout to his son, its a reference to the horror movie the omen in which the devilish kid's name is damien.

  • @pjworthy89 Oh i see, Thank you for clearing it up :)

  • rasta why unu trick mi

  • Exactly. Damien was part of the joke. Jheez! ppl are so stupid. They watch a comedy yet they find reasons to hate.

  • Damian was part of the joke, he said her in the first place meaning his daughter, then called her Chucky like Child's Play then Damian from The Omen.

  • i thought he was gonna do a joke about bob marley with kids

  • He used the name damien because its devilish you morons.

  • ....wrong Bob Marley............

  • that was so funny ...wait here im gonna go phone the police. hilarious

  • lmao

  • If you press 9 he kinda screams like Homer.

  • Is it funny that Bob Marley(Singer) had a son called damien, and so did this guy apparently

  • @Razendity Lol, he's referring to the child "Damien" from The Omen

  • i just realized this guy was in BoonDock SAints holy shit i cryed when he died in it SPOiler alert lol

  • he's not funny.

  • he has a name that is identical to a reggae singer.

  • @JohnMacFarTV A famous one at that xD

  • lol bob marley's kid is damien marley

  • @BackToSch00l I'm pretty sure his kid isn't named Damien. He was use the name Damien to reference the creepy devil spawn kid from The Omen films (hence why he said Chucky the first time, obviously referencing the Child's Play films)

  • @Bugsy99

    Or it could be true. Maybe he named his kids to bob marleys kids. Damien marley is one of them !

  • @coolnet12see Well judging by the fact that he called the same kid Chucky seconds earlier in the bit...I'm thinking not

  • @Bugsy99

    Touche Bugsy99 , touche.

  • A long ways away from The Boondock Saints

  • lol I used to do that to my dad too.

  • Press 8 all the time!

  • Hilarious

  • His name is amazing.

  • Chucky - Heh heh!

  • LMAO

  • i'm sorry but does he actually have a son named damien?

  • @brandonjamres hahahaha. noooo. Damien was a child murderer in children of the corn.

  • @xxUnrealAcexx the omen

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  • @xxUnrealAcexx oh because bob marley the singer has a son named damien too lol

  • @brandonjamres damian means the devil

  • @shiero92 you think we give a shit? :'D gotta love Bob

  • @brandonjamres Damien is from the movie The Omen.

  • @CommentAndFavorite oh because bob marley the singer has a son named damien thats why i asked lol

  • @brandonjamres No, damien was the evil little boy who was in the movie The Omen.

  • @brandonjamres yes:D

  • @brandonjamres Seriously..........

    

  • @brandonjamres Look above you!

  • @ChrissStarrStarr Look at when the comments were posted.

  • @brandonjamres this guy i know named his son damien after the movie...what a fucking loser!

  • I can't stop pressing 8!

  • wen he scream it sound like gabriel iglesias :P nd homer simson to

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  • I do that to my parents all the time.

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  • Hey "bob marley" where's = Jammin, Sun is shinning, one love, one drop, Roots-rock reggae

  • omg i am laghing so hard it hurts like for real my head hurts

  • damn, this guy has the funniest clean comedy ever

  • I did that to my dad when I was little LOL just stand by his bed and watch him and make him scream haha it was cus I was scared of the dark but I didnt know how to wake him to tell him

  • lol he said chucky the first time and damian the second time :P was that part of the skit?

  • @graham12795 lol yep, chucky, horror film references!!!

  • @WestCoastPCbuilder lmao! ohh truue!

  • what a coincidence his name is Bob Marley and he said his kids name is Damien... weird.

  • @reebot4raf

    Apparently God repaired the mold he broke after he made Bob Marley

  • @reebot4raf i think he was callin him Damian as in the kid from the Oman movies...

  • @reebot4raf Damien is from the movie The Omen.

  • @reebot4raf

    His sons name is not Damien its a reference to the omen

  • @reebot4raf my name is damien... O_O

  • Press 8 for the most epic scream ever.

  • Pause, Press Play, then follow these many commands for extra LOL points: Press 5 then 4 "You people got god-damn moths., press '8' for scream, 5 then 3 "You people got juicebox", 5 then 6 "You people got- *creepy face*", press 5 then 7 "You people got light shining on their little creepy eyes"

  • lol he said damien because thats the name of bob marleys son

  • @xXrerunitXx No, he said Damien from the horror movie.

  • @xXrerunitXx No, he says Damien because of the creepy possessed kid from the movie The Omen.

  • This describes my buddy perfectly.

  • this guy is hella funny

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  • "I'm gonna phone the police, ok, Damien? I'll be right back!" So this guy's name is Bob Marley and his kid's name is Damien? Damien Marley?

  • @jang0509 I think it was more a reference to "The Omen" :)

  • #LOL

  • #SWAG

  • like if youre gonna have a kid just so you can say "i dont give a shit" when they ask for a juice box

  • His name is Bob Marley and his son is called Damian.. Similarities? :D

  • PRESS 8 FOR HOMER SIMPSON SCREAM! :D

  • His name is Bob Marley, and he named his son Damien Marley? whoa, mindfuck

  • @yomamallama1022 I think he meant Damien as in the kid from "The Omen," cuz he called the kid Chuckie first.

  • Duke Fuckin Wayne!

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  • he came out on The Boondocks Saints

  • insted of kids my dog wakes me up and stands near my face looking at me xD

  • old dudes killin it. For real.

  • he the Devil on Constantine?

  • @strongbow287 lol what??? no... peter stormare plays the devil in constantine... the guy from that movie bones..

  • i can soo relate to this, my dad doesnt really care and my mom is like go easy go easy.Man this guy makes me laugh!

  • I did that to my mom all the time, she would wake up, look at me then roll over saying 'go awaaaaayyy, it's not morrning yet' i never could get her to scream like he did.

  • i think i'll refer to this guy as Robert Marley

  • Sackomatic!!!

  • Hey TheLaughFactory, I'm one of Bob Marley's "creepy kids" and you have just scarred me emotionally for life by your video description of what I thought was my dad's tongue in cheek set! I'm gonna kill myself and it will be your fault!

  • thumbs up if you clicked this video because you thought it was the king of ganja doing stand up

  • Omen reference?

  • heyyyy this guy aint bad. not bad at all.

  • REP MAINE!! lol such a maynard <3 him

  • 0:12 "Charismatic juice plus leadership" lol at the captions!

  • i frikin love this dude! my bffl showed him to me and now i cant stop watching him!!! i want more bob marley!!!

  • Bob Marley is WHITE? D:

  • @Gaarakan123 BOB IS BLACK AND WHITE, DO YOUR RESEARCH...

  • PLEASE more OF THIS GUY!

  • 12 people weren't ripped when they watched this hahahhahah

  • "U wanna play a game?" :D

  • Get the audio from this tune at soundnabber doht cohm.

  • if anyone doesn't know, there's a horror franchise based on a murderous animated doll, named Chucky

  • yes, Chucky? LOL

  • hes funny but i just cant get past his name...BOB MARLEY???

  • this guy is stupid!! tht wat i think!

  • juice box??????

  • he is sooo funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • "Greenly! Onion bagle, cream cheese"

  • The light from the alarm clock shinin on their little creepy eyes" Hilarious.Specially since most alarm clock digits are red or neon green.

  • from 0:38 on it's awesome.

  • Am I the only one who clicked this video beacause i thought it was THE Bob Marley.Imagine Bob marley doin' a stand up show and of course everybody's high.I guess i would want to be in the crowd too.

  • nbkjb

  • Lol, is it me, or when he screamed did he sound like Homer from the Simpsons?

  • LOL Chucky!!!! he's comparing he's kids to chucky that's LOLARIFIC!!

  • ... Who else expected a black guy... lol

  • it is crack in a cup... sugar crack hahaha

  • To be honest Juice boxes really aren't good for you.

    1. The plastic container leeches chemicals into the juice

    2. The juice is pasteurized and many nutrients have been destroyed

    3. Juice isn't really a good drink anyways, its full of sugar and is really no different than pop.

  • @StopTheRobbery2

    But the point was its not crack in a cup.. Also its not a health and wellness clip its a comedy clip. So thanks for the lesson on leeching due to non-PET 1 plastic in our juice boxesand pasteurization Dr. Doolittle. I learned alot while looking at comedy today!!

  • LMFAO @ 0:43 BEST SHIT EVER

  • It's Green-beans!

  • hey dad

    yes chuckey what is it?

  • he holds the record for the most consecutive hours of stand up comedy.

  • he screams just like Homer Simpson #LOL

  • No no no. That is the WHITE bob marley.

  • The part where he turns around and look at his kid, it would have bene funnier if his kid said "Hey Dad" "Can I have a juice box?" Just saying!

  • LMAO!! I used to stand next to the bed and stare at my parents until they wake up lol

  • Fackin' Mainah, bud!

  • maine represent

  • @350grizzly hell yeah, he came to houlton high school it was funny shit, i got to talk to him and everything about Boondock Saints 2

  • hes good :)

  • Wow , Bob Marley changed so much, lmao

  • is he really retarded?

  • thanks for comin' out :D

  • Good job, Greenley. Looks like Agent Smecker's not giving you a hard time.

  • Who is Chris Rock?

  • @pedrohkrx1 chris rock is an american comedian

  • @geiuy

    It was a joke attempt..

    So that Chris Rock would be poorly seen compared to Bob Marley.

  • @pedrohkrx1 i know and chris rock is da best

  • @geiuy

    He's not bad, but I think he's kind of overrated.. Don't get me wrong, he's a funny dude but I'm more of a bryan callen guy for example, or Kevin Nealon.

  • Detective Greenly FTW!

  • wow did he say his kid's name was damien? Damien Marley?

  • @ekowbartjnr no he meant damien as in the omen damien