Twi And Me (Part 2)

[neogextreme]

damn unicorns have to genitals thats fucking awesome

[guthix3211]

you made me laugh so hard my mom came running into my room wondering what was wrong. you kill me man. XD

[guthix3211]

dude if anyone else but you read these story's they wouldn't be as good. you literally make this fun and make me laugh. great job dude.

[mshurricane415]

@MadMax260582 shut up its sick it's worst then yaoi this shows meant four kids not perverted sickos

[TheBassBuzzer]

@mshurricane415 It's the fucking internet. Ever heard of the rules of the internet? Rule 34; if it exists, there is porn of it.

[xXAlcardoXx]

@mshurricane415 how the fuck are kids gana watch this?

[mshurricane415]

@Azekahh I'm not a person that gets mad at "you mad bro" ok and yes more perverts and rapist around little kids. Shows how mad this word is coming to.

[MadMax260582]

@mshurricane415 What? Really? You really think somthing like a youtube video can turn a normal human being into a rapist? Even a child molester? Don't get me wrong, i'm not trying to defend this video, i'm watching this kind of stuff for it's comedic value. But i have to say, i find your comment more disturbing than the video itself.

[mshurricane415]

You's are sick. This was made for little girls and you perverted men get all hot making some dirty stories. I mean come on all you people have to make everything about sex don't you. Just sick.

[Azekahh]

@mshurricane415

You seem upset.

[HoddsMinecraft]

@Azekahh LOL

[SomeCrazyBearRaper]

@mshurricane415 You must be new here.

[puppytrails2121]

@mshurricane415 welcome to the internet

[TheBassBuzzer]

@mshurricane415 You mad?

[neogextreme]

@mshurricane415 its not ALL about sex and the reason that is i guess its because in real time these ponies are like grown women i guess thats why we like them so much

[zanumee211]

oh jeeze....this is so awkward, its hilarious XD

[MrTheMuffinMan321]

I must say, its fun reading with you.

[Farbrony]

"its a penis..." I cried of laughter!

[treymo97]

ERECTION *crash* aw damnit now there is a hole in my roof

[96burn]

I couldent decide if I really like this cose its funny its a good story but sick but really good I watch this a ten times it makes me feel good but wrong but hey SWAG lol

[RRODEntertainment]

beat off omg that is the best thing omg omg lol still a good story

[d3m0nicpk]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

"How much fur you have"

I comment too much.

[d3m0nicpk]

I need to get this out.

HNNNG

[Mike96342]

most of the men that watch this hard

[AngeloAwesome]

"Hehehe. It's like a penis." Fuck, didn't expect that. Laughed hard as FUCK. xDDD

[d3m0nicpk]

@AngeloAwesome HEHEHE

IT'S LIKE A PENIS.

[AngeloAwesome]

@d3m0nicpk Indeed. You know, I always refer a horn to a penis too, just like I refer watermelons to boobs.

[Boomergorock]

Swag

[Boomergorock]

Whattya think ???

[Konrad648]

whatya doin kid ಠ_ಠ

[IAmMelloYellow]

I speak for everyone here when I say:

I. Have. The. Weirdest. Boner.

[EliminatePro]

Hoof job blow job whats next anal and vaginal? However in still amazed he didnt try to tap that sooner

[narupiv]

12:40 i heard chatango

chatango is awesome (yes i put this in part one but i dont give a fuck)

[benben471]

must...resist...urge...to...la­ugh....XD

[benben471]

YOUR FUCKING FUNNY AS FUCK XD

[gamehugs]

16:40 what do you mean, probably bisexual/homosexual? I'm heterosexual and I'd love to be doing that :)

[stamdar1]

@gamehugs unfortunatly just because one herterosexual person likes the sentation of sucking a .....horn..... doesn't change how the sexuality works as a whole. not hating just explaining his point.

[gamehugs]

@stamdar1 Meep meep!

[fanfictionguy319]

HNNNNG

[dboy3033]

And by cliff hang I mean I'm gonna go pleasure myself now.

[4fortner]

RESISTING...BANGING...HEAD...O­N...KEYBOARD!!!!!!

[4fortner]

OMG I AM GETTING MORE JELLY AS I LISTIN

[TwistedBlackAQW]

AND THE SENSATION WAS AMAAAAZING.

I love you so much.

[wearexiv]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaann­nnnnnnnnnnnnd there's the boner

[Yoshistar81]

I think I facehoofed so many times that I no longer have a face.

[M21cat]

i think you have a sexy voice...and im a dude..

[d3m0nicpk]

@M21cat I SECOND THIS STATEMENT.

AND IM A DUDE.

AZEKAHH

I WUB YOO

[DeepFriedTwinkiePie]

@M21cat Uhhh I guess so *In fluttershy voice*

[Endlessoblivion115]

Lol the tags

[imagamer151]

It's ok dude were all hard, and stopping there is SO creul

[pvtread]

im in a library otherwise id do the same thing my friend lol

[pvtread]

YEHHH YOU DO LOL, YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A HORN LOL

[pvtread]

nope, IM LIKE IRON LOL

[pvtread]

is it bad that im getting turned on lol, melty nice OH GOD, HORNJOB,

[pvtread]

i agree, exactly, if a woman is drunk i dont realy think its the right time, because things get a bit blurry, so maybe tonite shouldnt be the nite, BUTTTT TWI IS STILL GOING FOR IT LOL, OHHH GOD HERE IT COMES, OHHHH GOD, WELL HERE GOES

[pvtread]

WOW, TWI IS GOING FOR THE GUSTO LOL, NICE, i thought for sure shed be shy about it but she brought it up lol

[pvtread]

im not getting anoying with all the comments am i man lol

[pvtread]

HA, that family guy episode, where peter went back to the 80s, at the dance quagmire is with lois, whats that, its just my penis lol, HAAA

[pvtread]

you know this guy is alot like me, im a romantic, and a complete gentleman, but still im condemed to the friend zone, why is that, and wow hes already thinking that lol hmmmm

[pvtread]

WOWWWWWWW, NOPE SAME HERE, I HAVE MY CIGERETTES FOR THAT LOL, GREAT STRESS RELIEVER LOL

[pvtread]

WOW, WHY DONT YOU PUT UR HEAD IN MY LAP, hmmmmmmmmmm, yehhhh

[pvtread]

hmmm, kissing a pony, odddd but i guess ohhhh god what am i saying lol hellllp me

[pvtread]

DAWWWWW, HES GOING TO KISS HER

[pvtread]

WOW REALY, ADORKABLE LOL

[pvtread]

EEEEEEYUP

[pvtread]

WOW, she was actualy jealous

[pvtread]

oh yehh real  shocker lol

[pvtread]

NICE INTRO, THISSSSS IS WHINEING LOL

[IVIyAggression]

NO GOD! PLEASE NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOO LOOOOOOL I can laugh at this.

[cleithan]

damn you're awesome :D

one penis joke and i couldnt get through the horn part without laughing xD

[yourmumz909]

OR C!. he dont giv a fuc

[DeepSeaToothVideos]

the tags

[TheBonzobonzo]

At 10:12 I was like nooooo don't ruin the story but it was too late it got weird

[joseph66er]

Nice job at 13:55 XD

i got chills

[joseph66er]

coflictions are zeh best, like starbursts ^-^

[joseph66er]

yes, i a lovez dat voice of sexy

[M936]

0u0

[Blargenth]

"Twilight and I"

[GeonTheDayDreamer]

*deskpalm* lol this is so silly.. I was expecting something subtle but damn... this is too much.

[offspring4eva]

>thumped me on the chest

um, ouch?

[XRendusX]

*Moves closer to mic* AND THE SESATION WAS AMAAZING

[TheIRWC]

SONOFABEYT---clicks next video

[XGamertech01]

d'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwww

[npingry1]

Oh sweet Celestia! I'm scared.

[Sonamyfan875]

During this part. I was playing "stal" in minecraft. Whichi is the sexy sax music. I lol'd so hard. XD

[coonk906]

I thought the last part was third person. When did it sudenly become first person? and yes that is all i choose to ask at this time.

[hunterwade10]

um azekahh is there a sequel to this story i mean i listened to all of these i am wondering if you can read the second one if there is one plzzzz

[Sparkledash1]

I Tolerated this Fic till the sentence where Twilight said if they can do it together

but you know what i'm gonna keep on going

CAUSE I'M PRO TORTURE

[TheCBF36]

"COULD I ACTUALLY DO IT WITH A PONY?!"

I'm sorry but I had to laugh so hard there...

[BarryProvolone]

:giggity:

[ReyTheMysterioDKO]

GOD DAMN AZEKAHH

[StSwooper]

This fanfic went from somewhat decent to hilariously awful. Now I'm scared to finish it. Those last couple lines were... awkward, to say the least.

[brbloling4ever]

funniest fukken story telling ive ever heard xD

[tpritcha100]

"Hehehe, like a penis"

[ponyjake]

Lol ing I loved your very last comment

[The7736411958]

Twi is soo cute I love that pony

[1001HELL]

I would go home and beat it like it was the bitch that was creeped out by it.

[Arbiter567]

Funny, my hand smells weird.

[agentjkl1o]

eeyup.......its a penis 

[agentjkl1o]

ive been in this exact position with a girl before...

[fredrick01]

finally I dont need to look at my screen to clop.

[TDILova123]

"I'm not a dentist."

lol

[WhisperBrony]

"And the sensation was amazing." I was laughing my tits off at that. 

[hero54123]

i am laughing at the recommended videos

[fredrick01]

MAS-TUR-BATE

[fredrick01]

HARDER THAN STEEL!

[ramboo189]

that just went from adorable to.....odd to say the least...at lest it has more of a story element :|

[blackcharizard09]

YES OH GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEESSS around the 12:00 mark i completly agree, oh and blumberg didn't care cause he was a tree

[darknessdealer115]

Its not gay if its a girl who has 2 sensetive spots

[tmscar]

This guy, is definitely bisexual, or homosexual. You know who I'm talking about... LAWL jk

[deathfire365]

do you want to find out?

[Wolfhouse1000]

JUST THINK ITS HUMAN AND ITS ALL RIGHT JUST THINK AND ITS ALL RIGHT

[br0niez]

7:13 life's tough questions...

[br0niez]

Big words give her the hots?

[thallh]

Lol tags

[thallh]

U know u wanna suck dat horn ;)

(don't take that offensive)

Ps. Love ya, your awesome

[KingofMercs]

I'm going to write my own fanfic, im in the mood.

[PointyCheese]

subbed !!!

[joshua35627]

i listened to almost all of your fanfic readings and i think you are very good, i was thinking of doing my own fanfic readings, but do i have to ask the writer if i can first or can i just do it?

[youngkasper585]

Awwww this is soooo romantic! You were right this is like the only clopfic I can stand all the other ones are so graphic but this one made me so jelly of this guy ^_^

[StellaRoxsWinx233]

@Azekahh luv ur twi pic and voice

[StellaRoxsWinx233]

awsome!!!

[StickdudeXD135]

I now know why you don't do 720p. If you did, we would all melt by your voice.~

[SoulZeroReaper]

Hard as steel? That makes three of us buddy.

[JerryJoeHanson]

I want to stop...

But I don't...

[TotallyArrJay]

Oh come on dude your making her creep

Into our brains!

[DNIGHTLORD14]

@Azekahh you know thats what you'd totally do that

[dutchglorygs]

and the sensation WAS AMAZING , loved that part man

you rock AzeKahh. have a beer on me

cheers from belgium

[counterfight1224]

why does that remind me of my first day at ny girlfriend's houe x3

[diomondback182]

how u read! i cant stop listening! nor can i stop laughing

[fkagahsdfs]

"And by cliffhanger, I mean I'm gonna go pleasure myself now" XD

[wm6913]

yarg i didn't need to hear that last. awwhgh my head hearts

[MorbidSlinky]

I'll only listen to this shit because it's so ridicules how stupid the story is. It's just so bad that it's good.

[SuperFlameRing]

Yep... It's a penis.

[temporary1121]

I would totally have sex with a chick even if was only because she was drunk....but that never happens so i end going home and beating off... foreveralone.jpg

[FilAm4494]

Okay, if I was in that guy's situation(16:07) I would've done the same thing. It's Twilight's first time and I want her to feel special. It's not like he's sucking on Big Mac.

[sqwrrlta31stest]

So licking a horn makes you bi? That's tad offensive, being gay isn't about wanting to suck anything remotely phallic.

[Azekahh]

@sqwrrlta31stest

HEY MAN HE LIK 2 SUK DA DONG DEN HE LIK 2 SUK IT IT NOT MY PROBBEM

[sqwrrlta31stest]

@Azekahh WLL A LEST AI DUNT JAK OF 2 JEWNICRNZ!!!!!!@!@

[TwilightPsycho6]

@sqwrrlta31stest Why? Unicorns are the sexiest ponies. Twilight is a unicorn.

[sqwrrlta31stest]

@TwilightPsycho6 Everyone knows that salmon are the sexiest ponies.

[BarryProvolone]

@sqwrrlta31stest it's kinda like a dude blowing a dildo. kinda gay

[LadyCorsaires]

@BarryProvolone Not really, it is just kinda shaped like a dildo other wise it's more like nipples since both male and female ponies have then and as most clopfic writers think then give pleasure.

[BarryProvolone]

@LadyCorsaires that's a different way to see it. thanks for the insight

[Lonesoldier551]

@azekahh I LIKE THE TASTE OF YOUR BODY.

[Azekahh]

@Lonesoldier551

I like the taste of your semen.

[45yourmother67]

@Azekahh This sounds a little bit like the kinds of conversations i have with the people in my marching band... a bit TOO much.

[TheEddshere]

@Azekahh Excellent.

Then you shall enjoy my "Shanghai surprise"

[LonestarLps]

I think My Little Dashy is the best. I don't read much. :/ Thats why i listen to you!

[smawzyv]

People, leave Azekahh alone. Don't try to pressure or rush him. Be patient.

[kupo871]

I very much dislike you at this moment. You have caused me to READ the rest of it. The nerve.

[Azekahh]

@kupo871

Funny how you say that at the same exact time Part Three is uploading.

[sculp20]

@Azekahh It's uploading now? I MUST STAY AWAKE!!

[thesonicgalaxy]

@Azekahh yay

[StealthyFurry]

@Azekahh xD lol

[TheNatu103]

@Azekahh You are full of WIN

Kudos to you Aze.

[agentjkl1o]

@Azekahh what....the...fuck....

[CrimzonAE]

FFFFUUUUUUUUU-

Stop these god forsaken cliffhangers!!

(Great read as always, can't wait for part 3!)

[SlyWolfHound8564]

I was staring at my youtube homepage for a few days, waitnig for Twi and me part 2....

[TwilightPsycho6]

This fic is awesome! Can't wait to hear the next part :D

[MrBratinov]

I recommend you check out "Our last goodbye", "It takes a village" and "A Summer Twilight" all great touching stories.

[willku9000]

OK, now I've got the song The Bad Touch (do it like they do on the Discovery Channel) stuck in my head, and suddenly the phrase "Harder than Chinese algebra" comes to mind. XD

[Azekahh]

@willku9000

"Do you like that, big guy?"

"Hell yeah babe, I'm harder than Chinese Algebra right now."

[willku9000]

@Azekahh LOL XD

[JamesR3d]

Where was spike during this??

[inuyashafan1000]

azekahh have fun with that.

[chickenpop755]

@Azekahh I have a fanfiction suggestion. My friend is reading the fanfiction called Crisis and she says it's amazing. I would really like it if you would take this suggestion into consideration.

[themanwithnoface100]

10:20 I fucking :lol: so hard!

[RamenKimitare]

Pfft... Rump,

[deidara19973]

LOL Azekahh has a life?

[Azekahh]

@deidara19973

An uneventful one.

[Avitymist]

Nice tags :D

[TheMegaOne1000]

Damm you Azekahh!You turning me to clopper!