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  • Hey Michael,

    What about the ladies? What can u offer for them on business class? ;)

  • 'you dot have a word for blow job' haha

  • RYANAIR & O'Leary: your day will come soon! ...and I will enjoy it as crazy...oh yes... even better than a bj. u cunt

  • What a con artist. You fly business class thinking you are going to get executive relief, only to find that a "blow job" is a cocktail - equal parts: whipped cream, kahlua, baileys and vodka.

  • I live in the US And based on my research you guys love to hate this airline. This man is a f**** genious just look at there fleet mostly brand new Boeing Airplanes, 60 milliom passengers carried. SInce i dont live there i went online and compared British Air with Ryanair a simple flight from London to Oslo Ryanairs fare with all the fees including check bag was in the 62-72 pounds range as with BA it was doubled that prise 140 euros only diffence was a free check bag and a warm meal..

  • Great CEO!

  • this just shows dat ryanair are liars aswel!!! 2 years ina row flyin wit ryanair nd got no offers on blowjobs!!!!!!

  • Das Wort ist FlugArbeitsBegleiter . . .

  • Best CEO ever!

  • his a fucking dick face!!!!

  • Best 'Press Conference' ever, Mr O'Leary certainly knows how to play the world's taboo's I sir, am your obedient servant, lets talk about my plan "Rumseybus" beds blowjobs, electronic scales and a whole heap of exciting stuff to keep people moving at low cost and enjoying every second.

  • @smithy2306... Best YouTube comment ever ! :)

  • I came hear to see O Leary tell the press about business class blowjobs and in the comments section are these guys ranting on about fucking zionists!! All over youtube, zionist this, zionist that. Shut up about it already, you fucking dickheads. I think you lads are in serious need of a blowjob yourselves!

  • No wonder. Too many blowjobs have made this 50 year old idiot look like 65.

  • Funny!!!!

  • Take your filth and keep it out of America. This is a friggin joke. The zionists are pushing the filth because they know that the world is waking up to the freemason satanist Ashkenazi Jews are being exposed. Wake up humanity and reject this filth.

  • @4289Lecroix1 dude.... this has nothing to do with Judaism..... Also note that Ashkenazi Jews are vehemently against this kind of filth you're talking about so get your facts straight.

  • fuck ryanair and its boss i cant believe they haven't had more crashes, it's a totaly fucking joke

  • @centralviva

    Why would they have more crashes? Th fact that they strive to sell at a lower cost, doesnt mean their planes are less safe..

  • @centralviva

    it's cheap and it was my first flight. It was just 1 hour and that's why it was OK to me. I'm sure i'd pick a better airline for a longer-distance fly... but it was just ok and i had no troubles.

  • I always have that +10-20EUR to fly with any other company than Ryanair. It only RA flies somewhere, I take the plane to the closest city with somebody else and travel with train/bus. This guy is the reason why we have to regulate businesses more.

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  • strange company strange CEO

  • Heres the deal: forget about 10e over the atlantic and bjs all he wants is attention so he doesnt have to spend a cent on advertizing

  • @Samo762 Completely agree...

  • @Samo762 Well, when you think about it, its a smart solution for free advertising. Saving him more money and making him more money. Smart, smart man.

  • kranker typ :D

  • ryanair are assholes

  • i can't believe ryan air isn't bust yet

  • sorry, i go STN-DUB quite alot. i dont want a sandwich or drink, i want a cheap flight to get me home. the seat costs €1, but i pay an extra €20 for my check-in and stuff.. its still fecking cheap!

    looks like im going business class!

  • what a wanker

  • This guy is the reason why I can't decide if I should love or hate Ryanair.

    Hate: For the useless service, those 8€ baguettes that taste like shit or for the warm beer that is served for 4€ each.

    Love: Because it is cheap, you get what you pay for and the whole Ryanair philosophy is, in the eyes of a full blooded capitalist simply genius! And yeah, they certainly have the coolest CEO ;).

    Rock on Michael !

  • @tysken80 I dont need baguettes and beer. So ryanair helps me, now I cant afford it!

  • What a LEGEND. Bring on the transatlantic flights fast. We need them badly. A man who revolutionized air travel in europe is allowed to say what he said. He truely did people so much favours.Go Michael. people need what u do

  • O Leary really is hilarious - the only man that could get away with treating the public with such contempt and charging £12 per person booking fee for paying by debit card!!!!!

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  • blowjobs will be free of charge, condoms will be eur. 50 a piece

  • wat a bastard... no wonder he's so corrupt ¬_¬

  • what an idiot

  • why did he use my name for his frickking airline!?!?

    ffff him!

  • hahaha

  • He would like people to take him serious about Scummy Ryanair flying over the Atlantic, yet he makes jokes like these. He is always the first to nickname and point the finger at BA and Lufthansa, Civil and Classy Airlines. Trust me, the rest of the world have a lot they can point the finger to you about, Mr O'Leary.

  • I wonder if they would have a tv?

  • Germans best Travel blog for very cheap air travel and error fares Exbir today announced that Ryanair will start service to Boston (Bangor) and New york (Providence) in June. Flight will be bookable soon on Ryanair.com.

  • Ryan Air is the scum of the airline business. Sure, you get cheap flights, but if you miss your flight, Ryan air will fuck you straight up the arse. I missed my flight because of a traffic accident (something that WASN'T my fault) and Ryanair refused to give me a refund of the unused tickets because I had already checked in online. So I had to pay tons of more money to buy a last minute flight, and then the printers at the airport weren't working, and they charged me 40 pounds to print it.

  • The public like cheap fares but are turned off by Mr O'Leary . He's not funny ; more scary really . The true credit for cheap fares is with the staff who do the real work .

  • Michael O'Leary rullez, I'd certainly be buying this all inclusive tickets. :P

  • Michael O'Leary is a disgrace!

    PLEASE everyone do yourself a favour and DO NOT EVER fly with this joke of an airline.

  • @liamrokocoko We prefer jokes over the boring BA, Air France or Latehansa. With Ryanair we at least have some money left to enjoy ourselves wherever we're going. And, disgrace or not, he's the CEO of an enormous company.

  • @liamrokocoko how do u think i feel im flying with this shit today at 7pm shiting myself literally

  • My man Michael!

  • wow

  • wow

  • im taking economy!

  • HEY RYANAIR

    THANKS FOR THE EAST MIDLANDS - SEVILLA ROUTE.

    I asked Ryanair for this route, not expecting it to happen, but they listened.

    THANKS!!!!

  • I think you all need to get a sense of humour. It's just a pure piss take. Plus all you whinging paddies need to get a life. O'leary is one of our few world class businesmen and has done more for Irish tourism than any single individual by providing a cheap way for people to get here. If it wasn't for him we'd all still be paying 2 or 3 hundred quid to get to London...

  • Doesn't this just show what a disgusting little man he really is .

  • i can see her quality. she is really good translator. !!! mister CEO make a grave blunder. i wonder how much euro is your business class blowjobs price? including a TAX?

  • WTF

  • John Power Why do ryanair and easyjet refuse jaktogo to advertize in the in their on board magazine are they afraid the will lose extra money on extra weight at the check in /gate ‘’ wizzair had no problem’’

  • Ryanair go to hell

    hahaha

  • Lol late reaction @ the left dude

  • Trust your family, friends, loved ones. Never trust a modern corporate entity, inclusive Ryanair.

    This said, I frequently fly Ryanair. But try to skew it in my favour: I have zero trust in Ryanair pricing and customer service and hence Itry to rip them off in my way. Im very flexible, I know Ryainair nasty rules, and I always have a sort of backup plan. With all this, I can fly for very cheap and very safe ...

    But it is always worth checking out some other airlines for flights too...

  • Ryanair suck, literally!

  • Only shit

  • See the way that he gets the idea from sucking on his pen..

  • Mr O'Leary clearly doesn't know much about Germany; by his use of crude humour , he only lets himself down. He thinks his' joke' is funny - hahaha

  • @epmorris its not a joke , business class passengers will be provided with the optional blowjob from the cabin crew member of they're choice

  • @mkjhagfv including one from the pilot and the co-pilot licking your balls ;)

  • @nlx78 yes indeed , and aswell as dat wen u buy ur ticket online you get sent pics of da cabin crew from which u have options cuz some might not like giving blowjobs and prefer to be rode rotton in da isle . oh and these pics wont show faces just mouths and vaginas

  • He is a scumbag! and a media Whore, he'd do anything for publicity and I bet he'll be the first on his knees to give his business clients blowjobs!! he's a sicko!

  • @placebosky Pretty funny though..... I'd vote for him XD

  • What a pig. Boycott Ryanair.

  • abandono total en alemania de una familia entera, tuvimos que ir de

    alemania - holanda - irlanda para llegar a santander con 3 dias de retraso

    Ryanair no se hizo responsable de nada, tuvimos que vivir por nuestra cuenta, ahora no responde a las reclamaciones.

    Yo llevaba seguro de viaje pero no nos sirvio de nada

    Todo está en inglés, menos para vender

    No respeta los derechos de los pasajeros, las reclamaciones las l tiran a la papelera

    Lo barato sale caro, nunca más

  • ich glaub ich flieg in der business class dauernd hin & her :D

  • It's funny. The people who piss and moan about Ryanair are the very people who use it. If you are unhappy with them, fly with another airline. Having said that, O'leary is a bit of a twat.

  • what a jerk.

  • ok im going to shut down Ihateryanair(dot) org in a bit they are idiots this man is my idol not only has he seen a massive gap in the market but he has made a company sooooo small just years ago into a GIANT. if the bussiness is hated so much noone would fly with them... one argument is the people who fly with ryanair cant afford to go on british airways, but look at it from their prospectus he is giving poorer people a chance to fly without them taking a loan out to do this.

  • This man is a clown. Ryanair is the most hated airline in Europe. Check this site out: wwwDOTihateryanairDOTorg

  • This man is a clown. Ryanair is the most hated airline in Europe

  • @francisco8104

    oO Rynair rocks actually, even though he is a clown. Their cheap and you'll get to the city you want, where's the problem?

  • wtf lmao

  • So that's why their thinking of doing standing chairs. If ya know what i mean o.-

  • u legend im going buisness all the time even when im board!:)

  • How about "blasen arbeit" for translation?

  • @PhantomAct

    In Germany, we call it "blasen", "Oralsex" or – surprise – "blow job".

  • @BjoernarEricSven so if i meet a drunk german girl at Oktober Fest, can I just say "blassen?" Will she then call me a "Schwanz Kopf?"

  • lol!!!

  • I don't understand a word the german girl is saying but I find that sexy as fuck. :D

  • He is biting on a pen like some dumb idiot. No style and grace just a rough paddy ahhhhh begorra now lads and all that shiteee

  • @notandywarhol I'm pretty sure he doesn't give a shit when he's worth more than mose people.

  • such a smug man and butt ugly. Looks like a bar man you could see anywhere.

  • How rude and unprofessional. He ought to be ashamed of himself speaking like that in public.

  • Note to self... Don't move to Germany!

  • This guy won't be happy till he's gotten people killed with his penny-pinching bullshit. Guess what the next idea is? Pull out the co-pilot. Anybody who's flown anything more complex than a ultralight knows exactly how busy you can get with the workload in the cockpit. Anybody who would fly like that just go ahead and commit suicide. It'll make less of a mess and not take anyone else with you.

  • What a disgusting human being.

  • @splattyfish Why?

  • @Kobaganda Just in general; he rips a lot of people off, doesn't care about safety, and is ignorant and also an arrogant idiot.

  • haha :D respect!

  • Idol !!!!

  • Idol !!!!

  • why is he eating an pensel

  • lol legend

  • Even if there was a word in German for blowjob, it'd be a mouthful!

  • @TheSupermoves Bravo :D

  • brilliant !!!!!!!!!

  • blowjob in german = ein Blasen ;)

  • hes da lil faget who givs da blowjobs

  • I understand that he wants low fares for everything, but he is a twat, totally no sense of style, and the business idea of ryanair is a disgrace.

    But, even more stupid are those who makes it all possible, the ryanair passangers.

    The financial crisis has forced ryanair to an unpresedented low level.

  • @Tiny578 - why?

  • @Tiny578 Ryanair is in profit by millions of euro. Some crisis.

  • @Tiny578 flying with Ryanair is optional but all the add-ons and hidden costs are not

    it can actually cost a fortune to fly tjis airline..and it cosniders its passangers to be shite who can be treated as they like...

  • @am1966ath I don't see why people have an issue with Ryanair, people get what they pay for and should be sure of what they are buying before paying for it. Also there are alternative companies to Ryanair.

  • @Kobaganda Of course you are right on that, but their way of hidding costs and also treat passangers when things go wrong is not nice..on many routes and with all the hidden costs exploding on the screen, it can be cheaper to fly with KLM or even Lufthansa

  • wooo :P shes hot, shes like a woman i have seen at Arizona,Duncan Rudey Tube defo has better videos comapred to youtube though!

    

  • It will be great when Ryanair start transatlantic flights. All those existing Rip-Off Airlines will get a taste of their own medicine!

  • Michael O'Leary for Taoiseach!!

  • Haa Haa...pure Class...Go Michael

  • hes a legend!!!

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  • Sheer awesomeness

  • O'Leary knows how to run an operation. However, for those of us who can't afford business class, why not offer blowjobs surcharge? The mile-high club shouldn't be the domain of a privliged few.

  • look at the translators reaction when he says blowjobs. i bet she hates doin it to her bfs frustration :))

    cant wait for the ryan air mile high club ;)

  • lol hes a legend

  • this man is so seedy !

  • There we have it!

  • he a twat

  • Hey, and what about us girls?! ;) I really like his sense of humor.

  • Shanty Irish airlines CEO Michael o'leary is a fuckin Irish donkey. He was born in kanturk cork which is a shit hole shanty villiage. Hopefully he might Put is head in a noose and jerk off and accidentally hang himself

  • Michael O'Leary of Ryanair goes into a Dublin pub and asks for a pint of Guinness.

    "That will be one Euro please." says the barman.

    "That's a very fair price." replies O'Leary.

    "Would you like a glass with that sir?" asks the barman.

    BOYCOTT THIS AIRLINE TOTAL CROOKS !

  • He s funny like most of the Irish.We love Ryanair!

  • i got a blowjobb in the terminal of a flight attendant :D

  • O'Leary is a cunt

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  • I hope they going down,

  • LMFAO! "theres no german for blowjob" haha....my sister works for them :|

  • @und34rtak34r he said "theres no CHAIRMEN for blowjob"

  • AS a Woman &

  • The most evil man on the face of the earth! I'll chop my cock of before I pay one fucking pound to take a piss!

  • hmwas geht den so bin so irgendwie einsam wer mag mit mir schreibn hab auch einige bilder

  • poor interpreter...

  • ledge

  • If he's such an idiot, why is he so rich? Don't judge him on this video...

  • interesting ??

  • grande! hai migliorato un casino la mia vita, grazie a te posso vedere mio figlio nei weekend, alla faccia dell'alitalia e del governo merdoso.

  • Mitico Michael O'Leary - il più grande genio del terzo Millennio! ...alla faccia di quella fogna merdosa dell'alitalia e di chi la sostiene

  • sort of weird sens of humour....i dont have any problem with sexual related jokes, but he just doesnt know when to do and how to do..gosh, so lame. after all i ve just flown ryanair...this was a total rip off. I will never choose an airline again, which only aims to fool people. never again

  • good luck getting backwards and forwards to your destinations with ease then

  • Wat a hero!!!

  • Now he want's to have a J cabin on his aircraft! Thought he was all about NO FRILLS.

  • knowing ryanair they would probably charge you extra on the plane. So my advice to those who want "that kind" of service. Pay for full service airline and get the optional extra at your destination. At least in both cases the job will be done properly!

  • what an idiot... no class. sitting there eating his pencil.

  • @wildtonymanzory "idiot"? Ironic you say this, as it shows the only idiot is you. O'leary may have the persona as a jokester but it works well. He's relentless, efficient, and a great leader. You clearly have no idea, I don't know why I bothered writing to you.

  • hahahaha

  • ?? ok.....

  • This man is so poor

  • I like this guy!!

  • i was looking at a review of the "long haul" ryanair has canceled the usa lonh haul idea and will stay as the low fares short haul it is today .....

  • i love his character. i wus down in dublin a while back and i think i saw his merc taxi!! i live up north though i wonder why people hate him?? hes soo feckin funny!!

  • all these cheap airlines in europe is not really cheap. they make it look like their airfare is cheap but they charge you for every single luggage you check-in and if you intend to bring just 1 hand carry luggage, their luggage allowance is only 10 kilos. they will do everything just to make you pay for your luggage. that's how they earn! there is also discrimination especially with filipinos and other asians. i travelled with ryanair from treviso to paris last october 20/2009.

  • they offer rugged choice -they broke a greedy lazy and unprofitable oligopoly. they have destroyed aerlingus which,despite a virtual monopoly, and huge brand loyalty, managed to charge high prices and run at a loss for decades.

    the ryanair model will take over all industry and services

  • it will.. eventually they will take down everyone else. large carriers won't be able to sustain competitive pricing for economy class and they will be flying empty, so they might try to do business and first class only with some major motivating added values or go bankrupt. and then we will have no choice but travel like cattle with minimal comfort and safety.. they have proved that you dont have to give shit about marketing and customer care. as long as it's cheap, people will fly.

  • That's to give the customers more freedom to choose. It's the weight that costs money in terms of fuel, so why not make it an option? Go ryanair! Poormans best choice! :D