Ask A Ninja - Question 27 "Standing In Lines"

[Yukinari123]

look really closely and his mask is see thru....

[bobbychiken12345]

@Yukinari123 or is there only a fake mask underneath that so you think its see through but is really another mask

[KylePetran]

Wonder what the cashier would say after you've just started cutting peoples epidermal layers off

[DaemonBright]

human pizza on the floor!!! LOL!!!

[bambofett]

What do you of the I threw it on the ground video by lonely island

[TheBorderlandsJunkie]

I have a question… what do you think about call of duty black ops?

[TeaPartyx2715]

i love this guy!

[JTV300]

where does he think of all this stuff?

[KinetsuHyabusa4]

i punched like that in line and I punched a hot girl in the face........ Later that day I got a BJ.

[charlesingle1]

i dont know what the oppisite of nuts is..maybe raisins? hahahahaha!!

[MultiBookie15]

i wanna slap k fed

[bopitnews]

Ehat is it like to be so fast?

[japanesechallenge]

I have a question for you. How much does a ninja have to eat everyday to get as fat as you?

[itachifan12123]

so the oppisite of nuts is raisins

[Sundaygrrll]

My teen son, Finn and his friends have puchased Under Armour coldgear in black, complete outfit including Ninja-like hood. They are causing total mayhem. Will the True Ninjas be addressing this issue or is this just a fad they will outgrow?

[PichiRyuPichu]

raisins 

[speedandtwitch5000]

thumbs up for ODB WELL YEAH

[MrBauchnabbel]

i dont know what the opposite of nuts is... but its ninjas ^^

[sup3rF4ILZ]

Watching the ninja channel kills you instantly

[paws109]

they should have a ninja channel i would totally watch it

[CJB08291990]

Whats a ninja?

[skarmory93]

you lean foward a little bit. suddenly you dont have a epidermal layer, which is helpful, its good to have a layer of skin .. :D

[AmericanWaFfLe13]

318 people hate standing in lines :)

[whynotbrobro]

Ninjas go raisins

[TheMockingJ]

Chick Norris can pop a wheelie on a unicycle.

[HorseGal9002]

Im horsegals twin, a saumari can whoop any ninja! theres not one video on here where a ninja verses a saumari and wins! BOOYAH SAUMARI!!!!

[GriffinBing]

@8191921 Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice

[EutecHydra]

blaack lineees...dont do it!

[ilovepizz]

@8191921 Chuck norris once got small pox as a kid. As a result small pox are now eradicated.

[ilovepizz]

@8191921 Chuck norris ordered a big mac at burger king and got it...

[VuileTeef]

@8191921 Chuck norris is a creationist he started kicking the universe 6000years ago, Ninjas like waaaaaaay before {p.w.n.e.d.}

[ilovepizz]

@8191921 Chuck norris knows victoria's secret. ;)

[VuileTeef]

YOU'RE ALL WONG!

Fine chuck norris IS the ultimate force in the world (after Eddy Murphy, and possibly Jackie Chan)

BUT ninjas are the most Omega-ultimate-über (ass kicking) force in the universe and BEYOND, the masters of the spacetimecontinuum, can watch the notebook without having their eyes desintegrate, can be everywhere on the same time, and knows every god personally without getting them to argue who is the ninja's BFF!!! PWNED!

CHUCK BEWARE 4 Z NINJAZ!!!

[ilovepizz]

@8191921 When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for chuck norris. :P

[ilovepizz]

@8191921 Jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land!

[ilovepizz]

@8191921 Chuck norris can win a game of connect four in only three moves!!! Keep em comin ;)

[decutthroat]

"they should have Line Week on the Ninja Channel. they should have a ninja channel!" I agree. I'd watch it

[ilovepizz]

@8191921 Some kids piss their names in snow, chuck norris can piss his name in concrete ;)

[wubbyster92]

Chuck Norris can make fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.... at night.

[TheTurlz]

Chuck Norris' beard and Mr T's mohawk are second cousins

[ilovepizz]

@8191921 nice one ;) . check this one out. chuck norris does not do steroids, the steroids to chuck norris.

[ilovepizz]

A snake bit chuck norris. After 5 days of intense suffering........ The snke died.

[82ndScreamingEagles]

thumbs up for a ninja channel

[Taurenspoon]

Hey. I'm from bremerton

[dtac0615]

"s'cuze me sir, is this the line for slapping Kevin Federline? *slap* *slap* *slap*...Man, when's that line starting?" LMAO HaHaHa

[Kionsuu]

they SHOULD have a ninja channel

[powerfolk666]

lines are not about making friends

[Darkus4434]

They SHOULD gave a ninja channel!! I would so favorite that!!

[cluSterfUck1000]

Did odb really produce that much music to have a greatest hits?

hahahahaha

[SeaWo1f]

"A line of ninjas is a lot like Shark Week...they should have a Line Week on the NinjaChannel...they should have a NinjaChannel!"

Hahaha WIN

[kerozenimus]

I wish a ninja pay a visit to Joel Schumacher...

[arachnophile01]

The ninja looks forward to killing 318 people soon

[sargin1]

318 dislikes WUUUUUUUT?

[hamster202020]

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­de

that would b a big line

[ShadowMarc5]

Many typos don't care don't really like typing on an iPod

[ShadowMarc5]

@ky1es well I'm not Mexican but I'm Hispanic I don't really like mexicans but it's still not cool to talk down of them they're not lazy idk who gave you that idea they work hard and cheap why do you think so many hired and they don't smell it's probably just you idk you're white or anything else your probably worse off being lazy and smelly

[scalyeter]

all hail the ninjas i haz a ninja mask becuz i watched this XD

it was worth it entirely

[japaniseanimialover1]

what the hell ive havent laughed this much since yugioh chats with yugioh gx

[ShadowShinobiArts]

when is that line gunna open up? lol, smallville season 5 when superman was before he became superman...ihope that wasnt much of a spoiler? lol

[christower50]

Chuck norris is the main ninja

[KevYnAwesome]

There IS a Ninja Channel. It comes on every time you turn off your TV; it just seems like it's a blank screen.

[mac5645]

tey should have line week... on the ninga channel... they should have a ninga channel

[Raspberry1616]

Haha put down your basket of frozen loneliness.

[primegundam]

Wait...did ODB make enough songs for a greatest hits cd?

[issacthug]

i like this wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[shhdow]

i had to pause, everytime i lol'd

[xBeardedAngelx]

chuck norris is too famous to be a ninja, ninjas are stealth bombs waiting to explode... just for the record chuck norris would have no recollection that he just got discombobulated by black wiff of air... CHUCK NORRIS IS A NONJA

[jwalkinstick]

@xBeardedAngelx Chuck Norris doesn't need to be a ninja. He is the force that lets Ninjas exist.

[AniMangafan12]

"This week, Ask A Ninja's being brought to you by Smallville: Season 5 on DVD. It's about Superman before he was Superman. I hope that's not too much of a spoiler." LOL. Nice.

[Zozoas]

Isn't Eddie Brock Venom from Spider-man? How does that sounds familiar?

[AtTheApostasy]

@Zozoas

Yes, he is. Which is why it sounds familiar.

[from420mountian]

ninjas mexican??????? lmao

[Ky1es]

Mexican's cant be ninja's, they are too lazy and smell. Wouldnt make for good sneaking or hiding.

[Lupirio23]

"they should have line week on the ninja channel" "they should have a ninja channel" lolz XD

[Sturrmm]

as soon as you find yourself in a line.....do this, Hiya, Heya!

[ashykristin]

ninja is gettin a little fat lol

[CujoAK47]

@ashykristin thats muscle, not fat

[ashykristin]

@CujoAK47  lol surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre

[CujoAK47]

@ashykristin hey, Im just covering my own ass in case he comes to kill me ;)

[Skreechchannel]

@ashykristin well, actually, a ninja is required to change his form monthly. its part of the ninja law. you must not be recognizable.. or else.. he will be banished from the nether-realm forever.. and killed... non-stop for all of eternity

[Daley247]

@ashykristin It is weapon storage. His "immenseness"

[2dream4eternity]

wooooo smallville!!!!

[AquaPhoenix2006]

Ninja Channel

BEST.IDEA.EVER

[1point21jiggawats]

The line for Slapping Kevin Federline, very tempting

[KurotsumeKiyoraka]

Ninja Channel, fuck yea

[joboy77]

Just put down your basket of frozen loneliness. LOL!

[TheAmazingOzzy]

or maybe mechanical pencils...

LOLLZ!!

[EldestEragonFreak]

Black lines, they will kill your brain!

[jacobapps4]

lol love it

[justmnmb]

black lines DONT DO IT lmao

[JynxJester]

Ask a ninja ringtone failed on me

[Anime2Music]

Even better: this ninja could kill anyone before HE can think. Now that's quick! lol. Kill-tactular!

[snozwanger234]

who would win, this ninja or chuck norris??

[SuperMalario7]

This ninja is Chuck Norris

[DrPhail615]

@SuperMalario7 thats so ninja kuz who woulda known!

[PaulThePuppetier]

@SuperMalario7 Chuck Norris is this ninja

[TheDarkUnleashed]

@SuperMalario7 no, this is the ninja who TRAINED chuck norris

[headcheeez]

Who do you think? This ninja could kill anyone before they could think.

[pyrorecipelist]

ninjas pwn chuck norris.....yeah i said it.

[mattxr2i]

@pyrorecipelist WAAAAAH!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! LOL!

[Omnidominatus]

@pyrorecipelist LIES!!

[MinkzxtheGreat]

@pyrorecipelist um..... chuck norris IS a ninja, well, leader of ninja's/world

[DarthZob]

@pyrorecipelist

please ninjas pwnin chuck norris thats stupid oviously one ninja is enough not a whole fleet

[pyrorecipelist]

@DarthZob that what i said....

[RevengeWidCorn]

@pyrorecipelist

NO.

[luckygozer]

@pyrorecipelist yeah but in my mind chuck norris is already beaten by remi gaillard

[Ukraineianduck]

@pyrorecipelist No... Chuck Norris is the ninja that is hunting himself. Its the only way for it to be possible.

[flamei11usion]

@pyrorecipelist

There is no correct way to respond to your comment here...

Ninjas do indeed Pwn Chuck Norris, so I'd give it a thumbs up.

But jokes that include Chuck Norris are lame and so I'd give it a thumbs down.

I'm very torn here.

[aks99cacak]

@flamei11usion nooo jokes about Chuck Norris are super funny!

[pyrorecipelist]

i was responding to some very lame chuck norris jokes that people were posting. also it's not a joke.

[Kodiaksaint]

@pyrorecipelist But... what if Chuck Norris BECAME a ninja? D=

[ConyoDoom]

@pyrorecipelist chuck norris can slam a revolving door...

ninjas can slam the sky.

the boogeyman has to check his closet for Chuck Norris.

Satan has to check his closet for Ninjas!

[TheExveemon]

@oobietime8 i think Chuck Norris is a ninja 0.o

[Taddypole]

I think you should shut your mouth before someone assassinates you

[TheExveemon]

i think you should shut up before i stab you in the head, oh wait too late

[Insanticus]

I shit in your ass.

[nubbycat100]

ninja

[youhatemecuzimsexy]

human pizza lol

[Ifeanyi32]

Looking kinda chubby there ninja

[wafflecakepans]

thats what he wants you to think...

[manjamfan]

maybe rasins lmao

these are so funny

[zekeymanRS]

lol i love this show

[2weirdkidz]

guys, the fat is fake. real fat wouldnt make those creases in the uniform, and look at what shows of his face. its not fat.

[icyhell1]

its good to have a layer of skin. lol state the obvious haha haha haha haha haha haha hahah haha he should make more vids. DO NINJAS GET FAT!? he did...

[Blackfalcon137]

haha he must be an American ninja, burger king will do that to ya ^_^

[WWEfanmanforever]

lines of loneliness

[antoniobfmv]

lines suk

[Rubberchix]

You're looking pretty chubby, there.

[icyhell1]

do ninjas get fat?

[angel13beagle13]

"...Just like shark week. They should make a line-week on the Ninja Channel. They should make a Ninja Channel." XD LOL!

[Alvaris]

There is a ninja channel, its on channel Black

[pojojo1]

Its actually on a diffrent channel, but if I told you it sense its in nigenlish, well your brain would explode.

[lilaznnurdgirl]

They should have a line week on the ninja channel... They should have a ninja channel!

[uhohwinona]

"whats the opposite of nuts?...i guess it would be raisins"

[SgtPepperII7]

they should make a line-week" LoL

[loiuse44]

baskets of frozen loneliness!! i love it!

[risetotheheavens]

is this the line for slapping kevin federline? lmao

[vegagoal31]

If you make a line full of ninjas you better be prepared to start cleaning up some human pizza off the floor. LMAO

[YandereTan]

ODB definitely constitutes a greatest hits

[Bladethepokefreak]

Just put down your bag of...Frozen Loneliness

[louiseat18]

all these episodes should be on a ninja DVD. oh my

xxxxx

[Scarecrowking]

Oh dear gawd that'd be awesome

[kendallseuss]

I think it is on dvd

[jabdrummer]

this guy is hilarious! but his title sequence opening sucks

[Gararrad08]

lol ",or maybe it wasn't cookies at alls. Maybe it was mechanical pencils."

[Morpheus9385]

the opposite of nuts is raisins.

[Marinealver]

lol slapping KFed line. How come Britney is always cutting in front?

[Jorlingsarriaramirez]

wtf thise is stuped but funny at the same time;)

[quadlark]

"they should line week on theninja channel... they should have a ninja channel" my faveorite line

[dreamingpanda]

Is this the line to slap Kevin Fedderline? XD awesome

[Supermonkey1120]

I'm a super monkey ninja. nuff siad

[Truth429]

coud you beat chuck norris?

[vainihminen]

Of course he could, and then Chuck Norris would have to resurrect himself with a roundhouse kick and kick his ass and they would keep at it for eternity.

[Truth429]

What do you think about the buffering of internet short clips

[kaz287]

haha slappin kevin fedderline! sign me up!

[Portabledude1995]

i im a ninja

[iherfnd]

"you lean forward a little bit and suddenly you don't have an epidermal layer"

[ShadowBreaker9867]

What has a train?

[naturegrl13]

"they should have a ninja channel" i would soooo see that!!!!

[homyrrh]

"Did ODB really make enough music to have a Greatest Hits album?"

[trinabro]

holy crap i read ur comment as soon as he said it!

[angelenaluu]

lol. ninja moment?

[PaintingVariousWalls]

Hi, Ninja, I look forward to being killed by you soon!

[jcjohnson274]

lol black lines will kill u

[RakuxXx]

Why Will BLACK lines kill you?

[jcjohnson274]

i dunno ask the ninja

[pondusm]

He is a bit "big boned"

[20down]

gutted dat this is the last classic episode

[APillar1]

lol, human pizza

[bibihorror]

W.H.A.T!!!!!!

[TheSelsner]

Waiting Hot Atractive Turtles..

[shadowshard08]

Washing Hats And Toes.

[iornfists]

I think he poofed up his shirt to make himself look muscular