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  • American Gary say: Gary's mattress are so good we're gonna declare war and inflict regime change on other mattress outlets just for yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oou

    This advert should be real and anybody who thinks it's seriously racist should get a life!!!

  • for those who find this funny...type in 'puddin' comic'...has the same guy in it

  • Southern Gary, part 1: "I sold all that copper I stole to buy a Gary's Mattress!!"

    Southern Gary, part 2: "Gary's Mattress was cheaper and easier to set up than a crystal meth lab!!"

  • I'll bet he sells sheets too.

  • haha im black and he didnt make fun of me! :D

  • i didnt sleep for 2 weeks because of that smile at the end.

  • Somebody give this guy an Oscar.

  • Is this real or is it a spoof?

  • @roseszalewski The guy's name is Eddie Pepitone, and he's a comedian. The commercial itself is part of a skit for Independent Comedy Network. So thankfully, no this is not a real commercial.

  • his smile at the end is the best

  • German Gary says: "At Gary's Mattress ve are tearing down ze high prices!

  • Kick a puppy and punch a kitten? I'll kick YOU and punch YOU!

  • im just wondering how many people of those races/ religions went to his story and beat him up.

  • racist

  • He has fucking green hair.

  • @oblivian116 its the greenscreen

  • looks like the same exact guy in this video also did this /watch?v=g0rmx7fx1lg&feature=g­-all-f&context=G24f8cf1FAAAAAA­AAQAA

  • SCALPING!(-:

  • Was this made on windows movie maker?

  • 0:11 AHHHH CHOCK!

  • Im still waiting for the black guy joke =O!

  • If u guys are bitchin how it's fake, then fuck you. And if u still bitch about it I'll kick a puppy and punch a kitten

  • ha ha dudes its pretty obv its fake actully it says indpenenet comedy network its a spoof dudees lolz

  • 0:46= RAPE FACE

  • Not. Real.

  • Cuban Gary says: "I would swim all the way back to Cuba and get my ass killed by Castro just so I can get a Gary's Mattress."

    Gangsta Gary says: "We doin a drive-by on high prices yo (gunshots)."

    French Gary says: "Even we can't retreat from such great prices."

    Mexican Gary says: "I came over here illegally just to buy a Gary's Mattress and it was worth it."

    Monk Gary says: "Peace to you who buy Gary's Mattress."

    Irish Gary says: "Great deals you can get even when you're this sober."

  • @HomeSkillet489 Canadian Gary: i don't mean to cause trouble, so I'll buy your mattress

  • @HomeSkillet489 ah yes forgot the eh lol

  • @wavegroupbassplayer Canadian Gary says: "I'll throw in a free kilogram of bacon with every purchase on the 2nd Thursday of the month eh."

  • @HomeSkillet489 Perfect!!! with a free poutine on the side

  • @HomeSkillet489 Russian Gary: "Comrades! Gary's Mattresses lowers prices too properly redistribute the wealth. For the motherland!"

  • I'm offensive and I don't find this Indian.

  • I used to buy mattresses from here... then I took an arrow to the knee

  • Aa-Chock !

  • .____________. <--- My reaction to this.

  • I wish there was a Gary's Mattress in Canada !

  • Yes someone who isn't afraid to be rasist

  • America: where acting racist for no reason gets you cheers and a pat on the back.

  • In the middle of 00:06, You can see Gary look away from the camera cause He probably saw Seven People waiting to kill him.

  • english asians and multinational

  • I know where I'm getting my next matters.

    Also I wnant to bet that guys friend.

  • HaHa Gettin Yo Troll On

  • FAKE (gettin my troll on)

  • Fake And Gay

  • Racist

  • dud, if i found a mattress at a lower price, i'd just lower my price.*cough* racist douch bag *cough*

  • @joesatmoes Yeah, you'd think it was FAKE or something. Oh wait, it totally is.

  • Fake

  • Hahaha, Scalping prices.....

  • that is not nice when he says he would kick a puppy and punch a kitten im soo sad

  • hes murdered at least seven people

  • that's the face of a man i can trust

  • @Superchickenman159 Ha, my thoughts exactly.

  • WE ARE A-KARATE A-CHOPPING A-PRICES A-JUST A-FOR YOU!

  • If you are desperate Gary, better sell a kidney

  • MAN ON HORSE, BRING GOOD

  • This guy is from 5 second films. Enrique Iglesias!!

  • Well it looks like he just eliminated the possibilities of any asian, jewish, arab, native american, or mafia customers lol

  • Somebody Get Gary Motherfucking Oak over here.

  • I love this,it really makes me laugh.

  • anyone else notice that his hair is green??

  • @GangsterGuyMoe Its because of their cheap green screen.

  • Is that Eddie Pepitone?

  • @NineTenABigFatHen

    Yes, it is, I think.

  • i'm a puppy and i'm offended.

  • Please be fake.

  • i'm offensive, and this matress me

  • I'm a matress and this offends me

  • wtf he just screwed the alliteration.

    It shud be: punch a puppy and kick a kitten.

  • It's fake, i serached the adress up, it doent exist

  • If this were a real commercial Gary would be rich

  • @rockinstocking actually i think it is.

  • @rockinstocking it is a real comercial

  • @rockinstocking Or all the kittens and puppies would be dead !

  • @rockinstocking or in prison

  • @MOMOarabe

    Why? Freedom of speech prevents that sort of thing

  • Press 2

  • 0:12 AA-CHOK

  • I LOVE racist jokes but I'm not racist... And don't lie that you don't.

  • Mafia Gary = The cousin that Tony Soprano is embarrassed to be seen with.

  • Sad that we never got to hear what Hip-Hop Gary had to say about the mattress.

  • wow, im glad its halloween

  • can't stop pressing 2. AAAHHHCHOKE

  • I like that he's reading a cue card where he says he'll kick a puppy and punch a kitten - because it would of course be difficult to remember that line.

  • press 4 repeatedly

  • I found a lower price.

  • @army719 then he'll kick a puppy and punch a kitten

  • everyone loves racism

  • why does everyone think this is racist? The truth is never racist.

  • i was born in koreatown and raised in littletokyo and i am an al queda terrorist and i found this very offensive. i sued this son of a bitch and am about to bring the whole crew out on him. LOL JK

  • It's just like Family Guy. It can't be racist because he makes fun of all the races.

    Just kidding. It's pretty damn racist.

  • Lmao wow terroist Gary.

  • i think i had this nightmare once

  • im a korean and im so ofended

    i want my starcraft not mattress

  • I love this shit.

  • That smile at the end screams pedo.

  • @MrWafflehouse99 agreed.

  • i found better prices. no for real

  • He will be the second Billy Mays

  • The way he speaks is so awesome (like with his normal voice) is there more videos of him? xD

  • I don't get it...he perpetuates a given set of stereotypes and so many people are offended? I notice no one even gives a second thought when Chappelle or Chris Rock does this to the Nth degree, but if a white guy does it, people are suddenly up in arms? That, in itself, is racist.

    Bottom line is: If you don't like his portrayal of the stereotypes, stop allowing your ethnicity to perpetuate them. Until you do, they'll continue with only yourselves to blame.

  • @TDavidY good shout there :)

  • @TDavidY Oh shut up. Satire (which is what Rock AND Chappelle specialize in) is not the same as rattling off tired stereotypes. Save with the white race card.

  • @cbaldwinjr:

    Satire - The use of humor, irony, exaggeration or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.

    By its very definition, this video IS satire. In fact, anything that makes fun of ANYTHING is satire. Are you saying it's not satire *because* he's white? That's racism. Rac·ism - The belief that one or more races of people are inferior\superior to another based on ethnicity.

  • @cbaldwinjr

    Incidentally, I have absolutely no doubt you would feel this video was "appropriate" if fat, white Gary was instead fat, _black_ Gary.

  • this ad is racist!

  • press 4 

  • There is no way this could've, been aired, on tv...

  • PS3 is way better then xbox 360

  • Press 2 for instant AAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHOOOO!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

  • Realy bad chromakey! :P

  • Kick a puppy and punch a kitten? You're making me cry...

  • just for YOUUUUUUU

  • Best use of a green screen ever.

  • He looks like Wallace Shawn :o

  • rtard

  • is this guy trying to be racist or what?

  • even "we" would buy it.........

  • I found a better price

  • HEYYYYYY GUYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!­­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!­!!!!!!!

    My friend and I made some awsome videos that are sure to mke you lagh or at least make you smile until your mouth breaks

  • I wonder if he has any of those Tempur Memory foam mattresses, I need one at a good price!

  • AHHHH CHO

  • <<<<i got a racist video

  • Good heavens I did better chroma keying on my junior year in film class.

  • anyoe got a source on this?

  • I found a better mattress at a cheaper price Gary

  • @PivotJustin15 I guess he's going to have to kick a puppy and punch a kitten then.

  • I'm not going to buy a mattress from Gary.

  • 0:44 Pedo Smile

  • 81 people are in prison and can't buy their own mattress.

  • The one and only Gary's Mattress Store, Now in 2 different locations. WTF

  • I'd buy from him.

  • So it's ok if Mel Brooks does this type of comedy, but not another fellow Jew. Come on.

  • I am a suicide bomber and I am so ofended!

    I KEED

  • @zanoman2 rip of a ray william johnson

  • @zanoman2 hahahaha

  • @zanoman2 I'm a suicide bomber,but i called in sick (if you get this referance,i'll kick a puppy and punch a kitten,just for you

  • I wanna grow up to be just like him

  • Why do people take this so seriously? I don't care if someone makes fun of my race!!

  • "I'll punch a puppy and kick a kitten"....LOL!

    The fact is, people like him are not at all racist. we need to stop taking ourselves so seriously. awesome!

  • what a horrible guy o.O

  • well if he has good values

  • I bet no one will by his mattress's

  • I like Pedo Gary at 0:43

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  • who came from rwj?

  • @sinnoh2014 shoot yourself. Fuck RWJ he is an unfunny piece of shit, and fuck you for watching him.

  • @GamerzPro1231

    Die for taking that so seriously.

  • I wonder how many complaints he got for this commercial.

    "I'll kick a puppy AND punch a kitten JUST for you!"

    PETA will be shitting bricks at that last line.

  • I would definitely buy a mattress from this place

  • 0.45 pedo smile :O

  • if he said he would fuck a puppy and kitten then i would definatly find a better price ...and help him fuck the animals

  • Looks like a very eloquent, classy, good hearted and honest place.

    I can't wait to check out his store and fair prices.

  • LOL

  • 80 people got their kittens punch by Gary

  • He does have great prices on his matresses. they are very competitive

  • ppl who dont find this funny hav no sense of humour. its a joke hes not bein "racist" if such a thing exists.

  • Lulz!

  • i wanna kill this dickhead!

  • I think the most racist thing is that there's no Black Gary

    Black Gary Says: Gary's mattresses' are ALMOST as good as KFC.

  • @Jstelt its a joke geesh

  • What the fuck is up with his hairstyle? Green hair wtf

  • @ExorFILMS I think it's a green screen effect... more like a green screen disaster ^_^

  • Definantly Fake.

  • HOW IS THE MAFIA ONE RACIST?!

  • @toplinefool444 China man?

    

  • This is fake. "Gary" is a comedian named eddie pepitone. This is from a web comedy show.

  • it's like Jesus

  • @perricilus looking to the side from time to time doesn't mean it's fake, it means he's reading cue cards.

  • Who is ray William Johnston ?

  • @THEmrP3PP3RM4N fake n gay

  • Thumbs up if ray william johnson brought you here