Jason Manford on Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow.

[cmontgomeryx]

My dad used to do the tongue thing to me but said it would go white not green

[SpireaXY]

Manford for a start. That's a made up surname. I've stopped my tv licence payments on account of the BBC slipping the sex pest in anything they can. He was always rubbish. Ugly little fat guy who was easier to get than Peter Kay. Peter Kay is fucking shit so what did they expect from this talentless, red faced asshole? He must have a shit hot agent. Did make him look like a terrible prick on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire though. Bet he thought his not that wacky shirts would get him through...

[jamiegregg90]

@SpireaXY why are u commenting on a video of a person u dont like. Fuck off and go and wallow like the lonely little boy u r!

[SpireaXY]

@jamiegregg90 Thanks for the laugh you little pussy. Your channel is hilarious! Is that your real name? Jamie Gregg? You must be from shit stock. That's a traveller name. Do you get broadband in caravans? See you like football, Ollie Murs (gay) and PHONESHOP!!! PHONESHOP!!! Holy fuck! No wonder you like this dickfuck.

You are stupid and have no clue about comedy.

Get some fresh air. Get your dogs, stick your massively fat diabetic mum in her wheelchair and go for a walk by the canal.

[jamiegregg90]

@SpireaXY u r a fucking idiot, tbf i feel sorry for ya coz ur a lonely little boy hus probably on the doll and a fuckin weirdo. ur a fuckin internet freak, get a life u fuckweed!

[SpireaXY]

@jamiegregg90 You get a lot of time online. Shouldn't you be tending the dogs or plaiting your fat mum's hair in the bath? Did you manage to get the old diseased bitch out to see the fireworks at new year?

Everyone round here loves to see the Greggs out at new year. It's funny.

P.s Have you realised you can't spell or type anything that makes sense? Fucking skank prick.

[jamiegregg90]

@SpireaXY yh contradicting prick. what the fuck is plaiting!!!!!!! go and die u small minded prick

[MissShaunarae]

"It's chief inspector Williams here, greater Manchester police and if you are bad again I will come round with the van and the dogs, take ya to Strangeways prison.. for 15 years!"

[djbcity]

Quality vid

[karlskii]

all his best jokes in 10 minutes... and he delivered them all the same way, just as good... quality!

[allohaholla]

everyone seems to be forgetting he tried chatting up an underage girl online... PEADOOOOOO

[utubelad100]

@allohaholla soooo...?

[OnkelStein]

@allohaholla Haha, what the fuck

[OnkelStein]

@allohaholla Are you referring to the 22 year old woman named Debra MacNamee? That's not pedophilia, you know.

[The13thDoctor95]

He is incredible live :D

[patrickjmm63]

adverage 2.5 a week damd my teachers where always saying i was way above advarage now i know why!!! xD

[hezzer99]

Hi I love Jason is is soooooo funny

[odettejosephine]

I think some people are missing the point entirely. The method of comedy may be to poke fun, but the GOAL is to UNITE people in laughter. Maybe some of you should keep watching these comedy bits so that you can stop bickering and start laughing. :-)

[jamiejohnson2196]

OHHHHHH CRIKEY

[cazz3000]

do you want to the "The Daddy", Jason?

[clichedalex54]

PRISON! im only eight!

[Rubystein]

He seems to really love his dad. Talks about him all the time. It's so cute :)

[DoMw94]

went to see him live in august, best night of my life!

[lucieee97]

Huge obsession with Jason Manford!! <3

Like if you are watching this for more than the first time (:

[runeesca899]

@1Thompsonmusic Wow. Go die.

[lilsheppy]

what year was this made?????

[aiyubpatel]

amazing

[Liam2621]

@xgoldsparkzx probably, i try and be patient with them though, i dont know why people get allworked up about it

[Liam2621]

@xgoldsparkzx im english

[Liam2621]

On nearly all the british comedy vids ive seen theres an english person saying how shit american comedy is or how americans are to stupid tgo understand it. Just give it a rest, its boring and offensive.

[TheKrisryder]

@Liam2621 not really the only people that say that are from america or have been to america for a long time ..

[kale11111]

oh god, i'm miles above the national average for mastabation...

[lucieee97]

Love Jason <3 He is amazing!!

[SuperDanBirks]

Quality Manford

[Geezart1982]

Thumbs up and I subbed, great video and I love your channel.

[Jacksz96]

HAHA EPIC! can so relate to what he says

[fastmclaren71]

26 people can't read..

[rock37symmo]

that's going in my readybrek I don't need that

[nazzniall]

prison im only 8 :) what you in for pushing milk in my brother face :)

[rubz794]

lmao, i thought only my parents did the calling the police and tongue thing hahaha.

[AbbyDiinozsaurz]

ive met him live, ;D

[cazmo222]

laughed my arse off at "right i'm off to college"

[crazyETFfan]

25 peoples tounges turned green

[rebeccatjuh1997]

I love that face on 07:07 :D

[Machoo16]

i live near jason manford :)

[RAINEY786]

@Machoo16 What part of Manchester is Jason Manford from?

[Machoo16]

@RAINEY786 originally hes from Chorlton

[rossidude]

@RAINEY786

He's from Salford

[allanfr1961]

@rossidude thats were i live



[TheIpodfreak1385]

Hello is this chef inspector williams ?? I'll not be part of ur lies old man Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :D

[danzig2288]

Chief Inspector Williams is the man.

[hollyrogs]

@thompsonmusic1 oh hello again, i take it you have no friends

[danty362]

@1Thompsonmusic you've been going on all his videos to leave these comments, your pathetic

[idiatico]

@1Thompsonmusic AHAAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA

[NexusDarkworld338]

how many times a week?

5 times a day times by seven days....

[crw45able]

just your average w@nker

[AlexaKay53]

It be Jammy from Fable III

[UpSawLiz1]

the sound he makes

"eeehmm"

[Wigget19]

who is having half a wank.

some 14 year old whos mum walks in on him

[TheGreatALi101]

i was there.

[kramnesnay]

really, really funny, great stuff

[BeingIssi]

watched this last night on TV, couldn't stop laughing :P

[athox]

my mum used to call the police.. obviously she never dialed anything, but we didn't know!

[giantmonkeykuwala5]

Saw him live on thursday F-A-N-T-A-S-T-I-C!!!!!

[demota2007]

i actually did that with the kids!!!! it was a genius idea!

[GersFan1Connor]

aaaaaaaaahhhh shhiiiiiitttttttt

i didnt swear i was only 8 - aaaaaaaahhhhhhh criiiiiikkkkkkeeeeyyyyyy

[KingstO77]

hes used half of those gags before :(

[Pmccaff2009]

@KingstO77

Yeah I was thinking the same, he's so funny seriously one of the most under rated Comedians out there but he needs new jokes.

[KingstO77]

@Pmccaff2009

i agree i think hes one of the best around, just when you repeat the same jokes i think it means you're lacking something. But he still has plenty of years left i n him :) I'd love to see him live.

[OhTheAverageOne]

i will not be part of your lies

[theoringinalhstluke]

PMSFL

[XxXMyTeenageLifeXxX]

Let's broadcast this video to America...show em what REAL comedy is :)

[caliwowie]

@XxXMyTeenageLifeXxX its on an american website dumb fuck…this guy will never reach the comedic heights of richard pryer, george carlin, dave chappelle, paul mooney, bill maher…all the amateur channels im subscribed to are better then this

[XxXMyTeenageLifeXxX]

@caliwowie You'll be pleased to know I've never heard of any of those people. But with the American comedians that I have watched, all they do is swear and yell into the microphone, I laugh at anything but American stand up makes me cringe.

But hey theres no reason to call me a dumb fuck. That's why you Americans have a bad reputation. You do realise it's because you're not used to our sarcastic, ironic, sophisticated (you don't need to swear or yell in the form of a joke to make us laugh)

[caliwowie]

@XxXMyTeenageLifeXxX nooppe. foreign people love to bash americans on utube. not even paying any mind to where it came from. so maybe dumb was the wrong word, ignorant better suits u. u claim we don't get ur humor, u ever think u don't get ours? I'm sorry if a few select words make you "cringe." its comedy, anything goes. sophisticated, plz..we don't mind these words just like you didn't mind the topic of masturbation this guy talked about..get off ur high horse n keep ur feet on the ground

[XxXMyTeenageLifeXxX]

@caliwowie Oh please, if any country is bashed on more on Youtube and reality, it definitely is NOT America! In fact look around on all the youtube videos that bash on Britain and France and Australia etc, ALL MADE BY AMERICANS! I liked you guys before I heard of these stereotypical comments that constantly came from your country.

'Sophisticated'. LOOK IT UP! That is how people describe our comedy!

'Get off your high horse'. Never heard that from an American before.

[caliwowie]

@XxXMyTeenageLifeXxX completely wrong...cruz the political videos on youtube. when u do stubble on an american comment it more then likely is in the middle of an argument, much like this on. some british douche is going to read our argument and just assume im the one bashing when i decided to comment on ur original american bashing comment. its funny how when we say shit its stereotypes but when other countries say it its fact. idk but i'd bet british people dubed there own humor sophisticated

[XxXMyTeenageLifeXxX]

@caliwowie Your just making me dislike you even more. And I don't understand half of what you're saying. If you telling me that I just assume it's an American taking the piss out of someone, then you must not realise that you wrote 'from the united states' on your profile. That's how we know.

Keep your comments to yourself and the world will do the same. That's a small but 'easy' start to World Peace

[caliwowie]

@XxXMyTeenageLifeXxX take ur own advice...stfu



[Nautypaw]

@XxXMyTeenageLifeXxX Old US reruns of SNL are still pretty funny, but I can never turn away from Monty Python... They are funny on an intellectual level, they make my brain laugh!

[XxXMyTeenageLifeXxX]

@Nautypaw OMG Monty Python is genius! The french taunting scene gives me stitches, I was even close to dying as I started choking on a grape. Still worth the near death experience.

[hmmhowstrange]

he's not brilliant..

[nakamura2525]

Brilliant

[xlynzix91x]

how can people not like this?!! its sooo funny hahaha

[TheEvster93]

Haha. Friday night; We will leave it there, Pick it up Monday night :')

[jecka1982]

brilliant!! my sister used to do somethng similar to that police story with her kids. nothing as terrifying though!

[missyxxxsorted]

lol its so true about when the dad wakes up and comes downstairs to tell us off...he still does that now....and were like 'shit!!' ... :)

[sirisaac2000]

And also masturbate on camera....

[sirisaac2000]

"My wifes pregnant..... which is great because I can also chat up fans whilst she goes into labour....."

[theworldGodonlyknows]

when i get kids i'm so doing that hope my parents are around for a long time xD this is well funny

[annelizabeth135]

"i will not be part of your lie old man... it ends right here"

LEGEND :) love this guy he is actually hilarious :)

[madz2394]

the last joke on this about the police,.. is the funnest thing i have ever heard.. laughed so much i cryed !!

[Joeod100]

still a fucking amazing comedian

his private life should be that: private

[MaskofMystery]

@Joeod100 he makes jokes out of that now. i saw him last night at blackpool, he said to a heckler, what can you do to me that can embarass me more than 7 million people catching me wanking? LMAO he also said, one of these days the internet will get someone in a lot of trouble! lol its good he can make a laugh out of it.

[stephensloan2009]

this is BRILLIANT!

[betholeary41]

Black Pudding hahahaha rofl!!

[TheInternetOG]

a week, a week...ummmmm

[slantyrock]

perv

[benjaminjb]

Has anyone seen the family fortune sketch with top 5 painful things he did? 'Jizz in your eye?' absolutely kills me everytime!

[xxdinzzixx]

20 days and I will be in the same room as this legend <3

[TheAnfieldOne]

haha how the hell do the cameramen stay still??!! IF I WAS A CAMERAMAN FILMING THIS I WOULD BE LAUGHIN MY ARSE OFF! :P

[chocomocha]

@TheAnfieldOne : they have a tripod for the camera..

[BUTTU88]

is that live.. is that..is that live lol

[bmx7574]

"Thats going on my ready brek init I don't need that!" hahah

[jihadulnafs]

im off to college - tooo funny maaaan

[oasis4ever92]

1000th like...yeah suck my balls youtube

[soniah19]

What is the name of the song he comes on to? Love Jason Manford!

[EmmaKFB93]

@soniah19 chelsea dagger by The Fratellis. amazing song

[Jake27199]

Classic

[MadaraUchiha7U]

"heh dad those stupid kids out there, they deaf or something, don't they know the truth like me and you * laughs* anyway i'm off to college"

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[SmallishFreak12]

I will not be part of your lie old man . Lmao !!

[thomwmeredith]

fantastic!

[mrdominc]

Hello....eeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr AM SSSSSOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYY

[izabel1395]

":O........i will not be part of your lie, old man" LOL

[ROCKSTARTRASH]

wheres the video where he takes the mick out of Newcastle/Liverpool accents?

[TheStabbz]

awsome LOL :D

[TheWaterlooroadfan]

I will not be a part of your lie old man,This ends now!!

He's hilarious x XD

[Zomanjero]

@DMJ1003

I was acutally recomended by a Brittish friend of mine. Might be a reason, just tossing it out there?

[ualp90]

i think i just broke a rib laughing!!

[simont1984]

this guy is hilarious

[Londonlondon1233]

OMG. I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!

[wormyrug]

My sister came into my room and starting yelling at me because I was laughing so loud.

[lewis2kx]

LEGEND!!

[HeroHeroine57]

I really can't understand what he is sayin but I just laugh along cuz every1 else is

[woolley15]

whose havin half of one

[xSkwiiRuLzxHD]

"is this chief inspector Williams of greater Manchester police?"

:O......... "I will not be part of your lie old man... it ends here"

WIN :D

[de4dce11]

@xSkwiiRuLzxHD

Why do you feel the need to repeat lines from the video, like some sort of retard?

Do you think we don't understand spoken English?

[misskatiiexxxx]

this guy is LEGEND

[MrMufc4ver]

class!! so so funny

[7504ktx]

love him! propa northener!

[spazymarkdl]

Ha, as he said the bit about the ice cream van, an ice cream van went past with the music on

[Elliottadventure]

Seeing him in October! Can't wait :D

[ephuyeseekaye]

I nearly choked laughing at this bloke...too fkin funny! Anyone who can't relate to some of his childhood stories had a deprived upbringing...I'm sure I was fed similar lies about ice cream vans too..but ringing the police? Now I have to try that on my kids!

[VilLeanneValo]

@ephuyeseekaye or a deprived upbringing if they CAN relate to the stories lol, no ice cream as a child, parents lying to you, tut tut tut!!

[kellie3079]

@ephuyeseekaye i actually did used 2 pick the phone up and pretend 2 b talkin 2 the police wen my nephews were kids it really does work lol

[Popsickle950]

Lmfao who dosnt find this funny ? this is one of the top comedians in the country and the majority of down to earth people find this as funny :L who ever done then your a joke your self :L lol

[tomohoskins]

Legend!

[JohnnyDevelle]

2.5?? I wank about fifteen times a week, lightweights.

[MrFragileBeast]

he sounds a lot like matt helders

[Legend490]

2 and a half...thats genius..

[johnrmorris]

This bloke is hillarious !!!

[x1noodle]

hey some body help me out.. what does he say after "what you doing this weekend jason"?

[YellowPompleMousse]

@x1noodle he says 'im going black pudding hunting with my dad'

[Moniquinha87]

@x1noodle he says "going black pudding hunting with me dad." :)

[JayTayylor]

@x1noodle -- I think he says : I'm going black pudding hunting with my dad ( a reference to a joke he just told )

[k3llz67]

half a wank lmao

[elipse135]

he has such a cute baby face. funny idiots face too.

[KylieG88]

@JOHNCONNELLPEDOGROUP What kind of retard are you? I bet your parents hate themselves for the way you turned out!

Great video :D

[dakr2]

@JOHNCONNELLPEDOGROUP Kiddo, time to leave.

[DrDubTrick]

Legendary

[draconismagister]

@JOHNCONNELLPEDOGROUP Dude i do believe alot of people will agree when i say that you are a perverted little pensioner that gets a hardon over trolling on youtube

[SammieDaKylez]

@JOHNCONNELLPEDOGROUP I REALLY wouldn't touch you & i wouldn't want ANYTHING of yours dripping down my chin ; unlike you I'm educated ! So why don't you go fuck off into

[SammieDaKylez]

LOOOOOL ! i love him .

[harednuta]

@DMJ1003 what is not funny about this?

[DMJ1003]

@harednuta no idea... its hilarious

[smaellett]

@harednuta yeah its fucking hilarious

[Bawlztodawalz]

@DMJ1003 Here here

[giddychris]

fuckin class he is was in stitches watchin this!!

[BlightedArt]

... Those arguing in this vid need to get laid. >_>

Haha, Jason Manford is great.

[starbubble91]

he came to my uni yesterday :)

[david2k6murphy]

@teamjacobxful ya talkin to ya self u jst reversed ya names dick wad

[teamjacobxful]

@david2k6murphy WTF? who ask you??

[thedarknesscallingme]

"ohhh....crikey"

LOL

[EvilWeevil]

@hotmailvideos

Black Pudding, a blood sausage served as part of a full English breakfast.

[EvilWeevil]

@hotmailvideos

No that was a lie by his Dad, nothing lived at the bottom of their garden.

Except maybe the Poddington Peas LOL

/obscure reference

[blueberryholiday]

what is this song? (:

[zoophiliagirl]

Love the guy - but can somebody PLEASE tell me what the song is he's walking on to? It's been driving me crazy...

[teamjacobxful]

@zoophiliagirl The song is called Chelsea.. dunno who by :)