Maury - You are NOT the Father

[Richy15251]

I'd say white trash... but...

[mikekazik1]

Everyone is a radical feminist until the paternity results proved otherwise. Girls, do you still wonder why guys don't want to get married?

[RVApunkROCK]

guiles theme or get the fuck out

[cheepo888]

fat bitch defeated!

anthony gained 1000xp:

LEVEL UP!

[TheELDUDERINO76]

Awesome music

[Enayze]

They should make that a mandatory theme on maury, everytime he announces that the guy is not the father.

[Gerren25]

The momma shoulda jumped on the daughter fat ass, fucking every nigga on the block. She should be ashamed swallowin all that nut.

[Mayank9000]

That guy should go near that bitch and should bang to beer cans above her head like Stone Cold and should do the taunt like the DX!!!!!!!

[SanThom123]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA DAMN the final fantasy theme suits it.

[RyanRamnarineisCool]

OH LAWDY

[silverrainfell]

final fantasy's victory theme goes with everything :D

[TheSodeska]

GUMMYBEARS!

[lumpyprostate]

Pets and animals LOL

[madashell1200]

Anthony leveled up! obtained potion.

[casilla90]

lol at "There are 6 other boys who may be her baby's father"

[destroyerxx6]

fat bitch be whorin

[edwinaisobese]

have you noticed how quick the black dude jumps up, maury povich didnt even say "not" before he was up and dancing around lol.

[hbk92701]

@edwinaisobese I think the audio is a little delayed, you can see Maury's mouth say not before you hear it.

[littleteethkeith]

As a white person I'm very uncomfortable sitting there when "those people" talk about lips.

[SuperJerkleCircle]

Anthony used condom, it was super effective!

[Knowledge3440]

HO's like this should keep tabs on who they screwing so they can narrow it down to the nearest 100.

[RAAMsocute]

man he got both your lips

[DeLaBryan]

this video laughs for me

[unleashed102]

EXP + 9001

[NewYorkS4U]

That guy just won the Chocobo race ; )

[Spocktavian]

god i HATE black women

[GOOB3000]

@Spocktavian Racist fuck bag.

[Spocktavian]

@GOOB3000 smoke a pole

[GOOB3000]

@Spocktavian , said the racist.

[Spocktavian]

@GOOB3000 said the future mass stock holder of fried chicken, malt liquor, and gRAPE drank.  Speaking of which, you put the "rape" in grape drank. Rapein dem whyte hoze!

[GOOB3000]

@Spocktavian make sense queer boi!!!

[njerardzilla]

32 people have two vaginas.

LEVEL UP IS WINNING

[MarsCarf]

lol WTF it gots rpg music

[MrTANK5000]

I like the theme music

[pear928]

HOES HOES HOES I GOT HOES

[JBK353]

Wale - "Friends and Strangers". I swear this show is hilarious.

[spirtualnaz]

he jumped before hearing the result, lol

[Bei1052]

Anthony uses "That kid ain't mine!". Fat bitch and her mother were unaffected.

Anthony tries to summon Maury. A Maury has appeared!

Maury uses "You are NOT the father!"

Both the fat bitch and her obnoxious mother were silenced! Fat bitch and her obnoxious mother fled!

In her haste, the fat bitch dropped a package. Anthony opened it.

Anthony received a pack of condoms!

Unfortunately, Anthony does not have the required level to use them, so he drops them.

[Sanguiluna]

I always wonder: Are they sad that they don't know who their baby's father really is? Or are they sad because they can no longer ask the dude they accuse for money?

[RazziNDarkside]

im so glad i dont have to worry about if im the dad of some1's child or not. cuz i'm a virgin

[lurch321]

Has there ever been a slim black woman on this show??

[issychloe123]

Sucked in. Bitch.

[smcneal057]

I don't know why I always feel great for the guys in this.

[m0chib0y]

LOLOL

[bladiumdragon]

Is it still pregnant?

[MegaTrainfreak]

whats the song at 00:51 sorry.

[wateraptor]

@MegaTrainfreak Final Fantasy victory fanfare

[96Towers]

@MegaTrainfreak Final Fantasy victory fanfare

[MegaTrainfreak]

whats the song at 51:00

[MolsonDrunkGuy]

Dexterity+1

[superpandamanCY]

he got my lips.. sorry to say but they all have the same lips

[ShadowSoldior]

LOL, Whores.

[Ali3343]

look under the views and rate bar of the video "As seen on: Stuff black people do" LMAO

[pokestar14]

Anthony is lucky that he pulled off a limit break to defeat the final boss for all high school boys.... Fatherhood.

[drugfreeford]

Maury didnt read anything, he just comes up with his own conclusions. Maury doesnt solve problems, he creates them.

[xioxio38]

fucking white people in the audience of this. LOL.

[BlazingNetwork]

Lol Barret got lucky!

[The2kill1shot]

when he said he is not the father he is like thank the lord XD

[Hikmat503]

hahahahahahaha!!!!

[Wonderbread8909]

black people arguin about who's got the big lips..haha

[oma1243r]

wow the music was really good



[akuma556]

she crying cos she can't get money off him now. back to the kitchen you go.

[toplessflamingo]

LMFAOOOO



[Kevbro180]

LMFAO



[filip000]

"you gon' take care of this baby, and this gran'ma is gon' make SHO!"

.

10 secs later - dead silence from the grandma + epic win dance

[babygirl608]

haha embarrassing lol

[funguy7979]

sheeeeeezzzz a hooooooooooooo!!!!!!! I believe that 19 guys shit hahaha

[ARC1313]

THIS MAKE BLACK WOMEN LOOK LIKE ANIMAL GHETTO HOOD RATS AND DUMBAS WHORES WITH THE MINDSET OF A MICO GERM

[klumzycuhz]

HAHAHHA



[asiaownsuk]

"my lips aint that big"

[narutocursemark]

Level 7 Boss 2 Deafeated!

World 2 now open!

You have gained 1000exp and $90!

You have leveled up twice!

You gained a new powerup, Shutting fat hoes up and making them flee the scene!

Congratulations!

Continue• | Quit

[serenadesilhout]

Billie Jean Is Not My Lover

She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One

But The Kid Is Not My Son

*Dance*

[kratos223]

This guy sounds okay for once. Glad he's not the father.

[WeStayLifted420]

LEVEL UP BITCH

[geishathor]

thats fucking mario level up tune at 0:51 .. lmao

[goldenthroat86]

I will never understand why Black men love fat women so much.

[StormyM187]

@goldenthroat86 more penis cushion??

[BrightestBlackSheep]

did he gain a level?

[Firefox7777777]

OK, now get back to the kitchen xD

[FrostBeaver]

Use ADN test !!

it s super effective !!!!

Fat lady fainted

you won 9999999 $

[cheepo888]

9 honors for the pets & animals category? cant argue with that

[hivemind99999]

i was expecting a Guile theme...

[shuzuma299]

achevment unlocked- 99 problems but a baby momma aint 1!

[TboltHurricane]

Wait. The Blue says: "I'm in the 9th grade... You cant stop me from having a baby!"

Something doesn't add up here.

[EASJR1991]

@TboltHurricane This is a wild teen episode. The girl is here to scare the girls straight. This is the episode which has Victoria.

[BreakthroughE]

well in this context, it sounds like this to me "You have NOT gained a party member"

Level Up!

[pineapple123321]

This is without doubt my favorite clip on youtube. So funny, and so just

[ItsBroj]

dat music caught me off guard

[MrPinkFlammingo]

she slept with nineteen powdered donuts

[xferminx]

glee??



[HSVFansince1994]

Maruy Povich is everywhere

[KentonHaskell]

i love it when the words "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER" And the dumb hoz starts cryin. some where Pimp C is rapin another line

[hbklover100]

love it when the fat chicks are proved wrong

[Theworstthingever101]

THEM FAT UGLY BITCHES YELL LIKE THEY KNOW THEY RIGHT AND SHIT AND FEEL STUPID ASS FUCK ONCE THEY GOT PROVED WRONG!

[xXCoMpAXx310]

Hahaha dis bitch is just like any other bitch on the Maury show fuken hoes tryin to FUK up young kids lifes to tale care of their mistakes fuken hoes

[MicroTense]

LOL FINAL FANTASY

[BigFletchboog]

@MicroTense priceless

[skaters0007]

Love this show!

[kevineyago]

Love the final fantasy 7 music at the end

[rPk0hu]

Victory Fanfare!

[bagsmohess]

Nigga's just happy he ain't got to pay no child support!

[lesslove12]

Racist ass motherfucking channel- as seen on stuff black people dont like wtf is up with that?How you know what black people dont like?

[Shademan017]

Anthony uses Limit breaker

Fat loud bitches defeated!

EXP + 1000

Level up!

Receives phoenix down

[Imetysaw]

@Shademan017 Or A wild fatty appeared! Anthony, GO! Fatty uses Accuse! Anthony evades the attack! Maury has joined the battle! Maury uses Results! It's super effective! Fatty reflects Results using Fake and gay! It failed! Fatty fainted! Anthony and Maury are victorious! Gained +300 XP Gained 500 GP Anthony has leveled up! Dance moves went up by +1 Jump ability went up by +2

[MrPawsPause]

SUCCESS! GAME!

[billy2dbob]

All babies look alike. I think it's funny when they compare faces when that baby can look like any black man hahahaha

[yutubeog]

i hate that on this show, The woman says a person is definately the father JUST because it looks like him. Jeez, it makes me want to beat the crap of the woman

[KillaCam96]

LMFAO "LEVEL UP!!!"



[wackawacka14]

damn its funny how this shit is actually on TV but its kinda sad hows she's probably raising a child as a single mother, oh well... bitches need to learn how to wrap that shit up

[Redneck322]

Success

[SergianaS]

Jeez... Man up lil boy..

[vfIskullangel]

Linebackers.....

[POEJV41493]

Anthony defeated Harlot!!!

1000 exp. gained!!!

Harlot dropped 1 Child Support Case!!!

18 years of Gil saved!!!

[akatsuki335]

LEVEL UP

[rpzshuuter]

lol, celebration music

[cutiefrogskermit]

why do women sleep with many different men at the same time? cant you stick with one for a while and then if things dont work out go to someone else like a normal person. some of these women tried to prove 10 different guys are the father and they sometimes never find him

[BoyPaper50]

THE MUSIC LMAO !!

[CrazyGeistProduction]

Victory Fanfare epic

[mwizzledub]

0:50 LOL HAHA

[Sirsonni]

No bitch gonna cheat on me and get pregnant then tell me it's my kid. I'mma start dancing before that shit happens.

[guitarplayer9090]

atleast i know what happens lol

[IamTheBlackPastor]

oh americans

[ThebanPhalanx]

His best excuse is that all niggas look the same anyway...

[pickslitranger]

Notice that there always black

[zds97]

@pickslitranger First of all it's they're and I was thinking the exact same thing.

[samfisheragent]

are there any white guys in this show?

[LOREepic]

@samfisheragent rarely, not counting maury himself

[SFNDMK]

@samfisheragent yes... yes there is

[eurocop100]

@Cockstep YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!

[LOREepic]

XD LOLZ

[iStrid3r]

Haha final fantasy music

[Pingu123489]

Where can i get this music!

[smoking013]

WTF i loled so hard with the ff song TararaRARARAAAAA ! ! ! xD

[SammEater]

He defeated the "big" boss. :P

[Omegadarkdrake]

lol i love when the women act all tough and just get owned its so funny

[DongerZ1]

BOSS DEFEATED +1000XP

[xxxsukit]

@DongerZ1 Achievement unlocked - Avoid 18 years of child support.

[LOREepic]

@xxxsukit haha HAHAHAHAHA Thmubs 4 u!!!

[peterdabest94]

he had sex with her? damn, that nigger has no standards

[capnhands]

grandmas gonna have to find the daddy

[lilrichyrich15]

I like the one's where the Fat white women are up here. they are big and disgusting

[CrossNoMore]

lol this is awesome

[HOGEFAN]

"My lips aint that big!" hahahahaha

what a racist she is!

[reyshakquit]

@HOGEFAN AHM NO DUDE.....

[HOGEFAN]

@reyshakquit Just joking, Rey. Take it easy.

[reyshakquit]

@HOGEFAN OKAY :D

[SilverSinspawn]

Anthony Leveled up

Obtained "Freedom"

[MrSouthphillyitalian]

pigs these days need to keep they legs closed

[Helmutlozzi]

VICTORY!!! Justice served!!

[vexxdk]

why do black woman always go so crazy

[terryfez]

As they say in the simpsons"WILL SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN"!

[Ps3Siik7]

The music made it 20x better :D haha

[kingcainjr]

i would have done the same thing if i was him

[DHrocks90731]

Fat Bitch defeated!

No father bonus EXP +100!!

Level Up!

[LOREepic]

@DHrocks90731 CODMW2 LVL 70!!!!

[kevineyago]

@DHrocks90731 Fuckin hilarious 

[UnlimitedRaikoh]

@DHrocks90731 Im sure the after battle results look like this:

Fat Bitch Defeated!

Loud Obnoxious Mother Silenced Bonus EXP +50

Multiple Father Rumour Bonus x19

Legendary Weapon Acquired - Shield of DNA!

No Father Bonus EXP +100!

Level Up!

[MikeLennox]

lol what a fucking dumb bitch

[BigO2daG]

YOU JUST PWNED FTW!!!!

[Since1907baby]

Whenever I go to the south all the black people are exactly like this....this is like watching national geographic for black ppl

[DarthMurph21]

Lets ask what guy wants to tap that?

[BBoyPhreshershist]

@DarthMurph21 somebody thats desperate and horny.

[thatguy1252]

God idk if its this person who added the music to this video, but its so annyoing, i hate it when people add music at unnessacry moments

[mazaratialbum]

these ol' stupid ass women, boy i tell ya....if they didn't come on here yelling and screaming and getting grandmothers to speak poorly about the guys, when it's THEIR daughters who are sleeping around, i'd have more respect towards them....then they wanna cry and walk off when they stupid assess are wrong...stop blaming babies on guys who are not the father cuz ur ass is fuckin' everyone.

[mexdude001]

Lol.. just by reading 5 coments you can notice everyones trying to get thumbs up with "funny" comments

[catreflex]

LOLOL PETS & ANIMALS HONORS.

[Castiiita]

final fantasy music lol.

[warwatcher91]

I can count the number of times this has happened on the show by hand. It doesn't help 90% of the time the guys are utter Assholes.

[sh420ER]

ktla 5 yeah la homey!

[DragongodZenos]

so its his kid cuz he is black and has black man lips. that could be ANY black man with black man lips

[mrseximix]

lol luv da muzik

[huslerbling]

nigga acting like he won the lottery or some shit LOL

[mrseximix]

@huslerbling lol

[jamalkeys]

@huslerbling This is one lottery that shouldn't be won :\

[WeedSmokaz1]

@huslerbling he won it nigga u dont understand