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  • i laughed my ass off xD

  • i just walk out with the test in my backpack and get a 83

  • I totally failed my test...

  • he is so hairy

  • Watching video about failing a test instead of studying for a test I have in an hour...yea pretty much.

  • How did he break the mirror with that trash bin...it was tiny as shit

  • yea, ive had one of these days too..

  • that girl's plugs are disgusting

  • he...uh.....broke the mirror.......oh god i don't want to go to college anymore D:

  • I want to translate this into Spanish and post it in my channel, but they speak too fast, can somebody write the subtitles, I can read English very well. Thank You in advance.

  • this is going to be me tomorrow on my science test shit

  • I have a test thats 40% of my grade tomorrow its 1am and I am still watching videos ......

  • Me in my maths test tomorrow? Probably :O

  • Ugh were in a recession plutos not a real planet lol

  • maybe if he'd actually studied for the test... lol

  • Make more videos

  • Who puts a fire alarm in the bathroom? I mean isn't that like the least likely place for a fire to start in?

  • @ZaMarch16 nah man. people smoke in there. there all like," Can i go to the bathroom?" and then they just light it up.

  • his foot looked like it broke when he kicked the stall door, and did anyone actually see him pull the fire alarm?

  • how is that even possible,she's probably one of the bitches that get straight A's... xD

  • ahahah thats a good idea!!! pullin the fire alarm so the test would be canceled ahah

  • thats like so true,i cry everytime what whores exist here 0:30

  • @TruthComments its horrible man, you jsut wanna kick their ass and get it over with but you know you cant so it sucks....or can you? :)

  • thatnks dudes now i know how get escape my tests

  • The voice reminds me of Eric Foreman.

  • that is awsome man! :DD

  • 1:51 his arm is like a rainforest

  • @bienlabloger yeah, just like your dick is surrounded by one too :), if you catch my drift

  • @RobinBlack01 I'm not a dude! why does everyone assume i'm a guy????

  • Okay, this actually happened to me... i was taking my fucking biology fifth exam and final and i just finished and turned them in, and as i'm walking out, the alarm goes off... everyone else gets to turn theres in and it nullifies their grade, but since i finished, the counted mine, I got a 70 on the final and a 68 on the fifth exam... that brought my grade from a B to a C...i coulda just not shown up in the first fucking place and gotten a fucking B, but no, i had to finish the test early. FUCK

  • @21Rushisaband12 that sucks soooooo hard. i will always turn mine in at the last second because of that story.

  • ( . Y . ) <========= nice rack

  • My history coursework deadline was yesterday, why am I still watching these things !

  • I'm having a physics test in 5 minutes and this is probably how it will go. X(

  • I can see myself doing this

  • Exits the other way 2:30

  • i guess ill skip this page but ive already skipped this page and half of this one. Jesus at this point i'm hoping for an f+ LMAO

  • one time i turned on the fire aalarm at a hospital just to see if anyone got a hart attack

    yeah im a sob

  • Wth why is his hand so hairy

  • "I'll skip this page, already skipped that page, and half of that one"

    totally reminds me of my college testing days, bad memories

  • how is that even possible? why do they always say that

  • If I don't stop watching CollegeHumor videos and start revising, that will be me.

    But one more video can't hurt...

  • this applies to middle and high school as well as college :P

  • i was in bed, all was silent, until he stuck his finger in his mouth and i bursted out laughing :)

  • @V3YRONS 401

    asians have never failed a test

  • 401 dislikes? How is that even possible?

  • whys are thre guys in these videos so geeky and anxious?

  • Pluto's too small to be considered a planet. Just like how Bieber's penis is too small to be considered a reproductive organ (Y)

  • @chtadow13 pluto isnt considered a planet because it is in a binary orbit around another smaller body

  • @chtadow13 ^-^

  • @chtadow13 you've seen it? :O

  • @chtadow13 how do you all know the size of his penis? i've never even  listened to any of his songs!

  • @abkdf hear one of his songs and you know he has a small one

  • @abkdf Son. There comes a point in maturity when u can tell a man's (or woman's) penis size just by listening to em talk ;)

  • @chtadow13 i'm med student and u just gave me an indea for my dissertation,

    i'm gonna find out if there's any correlation between the pitch of a voice the size of a dick

  • @chtadow13 its true, i was just thinking that the other day

  • @chtadow13 It's an innie!

  • I lost it when he tried to make himself throw up.

  • he broke the window

  • I never got any help on Highschool :(

  • @jameslolification Not even in Middle school xD

  • I can't believe you broke the mirror O_O

  • in ten years I'm going to blossom into a beautiful brain flower

  • haha he walks in and tweaks out AND GRABS PAPER???

  • PLUTO IS NOT A REAL PLANET!!!! WERE IN A RECESSION!!! LOL!!!!!

  • If i see one more fucking old spice commercial im throwing away my computer

  • human beings are pathetic........i should have been able to zoom!

  • what the fuck. the alchohol enema made me laugh so hard

  • How come they bleeped the F word the first time he said it, but the rest of the times he said it they weren't? XD

  • Pluto aint no regular sized planet, silly billys!

  • pluto is not a real planet!!!!

  • lol his voice and the way he talks reminds me of Linguini from Ratatouille specially when he was nervous lol xD

  • You shall not pass!

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  • Man that guy has hairy arms...

  • I love how you can tell he's holding a camera during the freakout.

  • Me Failing a test: "This is going great, I am so in control, don't know what I was nervous about"

    Me getting said test back: "64% WTH! When did this happen?"

  • ahhhh i need to take a crap but i cant stop watching POV!!!!

  • Haha f*ck school.

  • @victoneter That is college in this video and I can only hope you die poor for thinking at actually a good thing to dislike learning.

  • @ataraxic89 You want to see me dead because I don't like studying? I dislike learning (unless it's interesting), but I think it's necessary.

  • @victoneter No, much meaner than that. I hope you live a long healthless life of constant financial and, perhaps, emotional difficulties. But no, not dead. Just A sad, hard life. Btw, if something isnt interesting, its probably because you dont have the imagination to see its potential. I cant think of any academic subject that doesnt have amazingly exciting potential.

  • @megalalablahblah I know that was my favorite part!

    XD

  • Maybe I'm one of those latent geniuses (dirtbag) and in like 10 years I'm going to blossom into a beautiful brain flower... Or maybe I don't have ANYTHING TO OFFER ANYONE! MY FUCKING PARENTS ARE GOING TO CUT ME OFF! FUCK! MY FRIENDS ARE ALL GOING TO LEAVE, WE'RE IN A RECESSION, PLUTO'S NOT A REAL PLANET... lmao

  • Me failing a test: "The limit as x approaches 8 is fuuuuuuuck, damn it, I'm gonna fail." "Use the unit circle to what the hell? Why is there a trig question in calculus??? FUCK." "Find the domain and range of fuck it...." *turns paper in* *leaves and cries inside*

  • Hairy arms.

  • PLUTO IS A PLANET AND WILL FOREVER BE ONE.......

  • @randomguy573984 lol false

  • Ooooo that's 7 years of bad luck!

  • I guess I should be glad I am taking Calculus in high school.

  • this is me doing a math test XP

  • How who"d the teacher know it was him? I know I'm being a troll but couldn't he just run out with everyone else?

  • When he was talking about making old spice for your face, there was an Old Spice ad before it.

  • at 2:10 did he took a garbage bin full of toilet paper and broke a mirror with his left hand?

  • @MrAccelerate12 No he didn't, but he did take a bin full of toilet paper and break a mirror with his left hand, illiterate idiot.

  • what are these kind of vids called lol i love em

  • @2012IsTheEnd21 POV?

  • @2012IsTheEnd21 gayest profile name ever?

  • @Anexalex okay, anal alex

  • pluto is a "dwarf planet" racist i know but hey

  • did he actually break the mirror at 2:14? lol

  • how is that even possible????!!!!!!!???????

  • @Wildman979 lol vincent's catch phrase xD

  • @chris110012 I used the term "planet-level" to give a simple term for rather complicated things. And I didn't use the term dwarf-planet because the difference between that and an actual planet was insignificant in the case.

  • jajajaja! best freak out internal rant ever jajaj

  • Once at my school there was a fire in the bathroom because one of the girls lit her tampon on fire

  • @qwertypoiuy117 Where did you go Bunger Middle School?

  • @qwertypoiuy117 dam that chick must be hot lololoollolo

  • @qwertypoiuy117 How...... Did the teachers acctually tell you this or did......... WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT?!

  • @qwertypoiuy117

    The one question I'm sure most of us want (or don't want) to ask; "HOW?"

  • Is the bathroom really a good spot for a fire alarm?

  • this is pretty accurate for a calculus exam.....

  • NEED MOAR POV :D

  • I wish they made more POV

  • @RexUnionum its base us the word argue. And the word changed over time. Originally it was argument but now it's not. I have the strong ally called Auto-Correct on this matter.

  • @SOMERANDOMGUYDOZ

    I overlooked the possibility that you might use another variant of English. I figured you were American, not Greek. That was my bad. However, spelling aside, you said Pluto is technically a planet. A planet is different from a dwarf planet. Your previous post made no mention of that distinction. Calling Pluto a planet is false. There is also no such thing as a "planet-level" grav. field. Even as small humans, we're making little tugs on the Sun.

  • They were running the wrong way. The exit sign pointed in a different direction

  • @chris110012 it's spelled arguement from the word ARGUE (auto-correct argrees with me). A planet-level gravitational field is one strong enough to pull something towards it. And my arguement is based on people saying that Pluto is not a planet (even a dwarf-planet). I do agree that Pluto is a dwarf planet. And the one trolling here is you. If you don't have a life you'd rather get one and stop aimlessly attempting to ruin those of others.

  • The word is spelled 'argument', and it is not directly from the word 'argue', but ultimately from Latin: argumentum < arguere. Google 'argument' and check Merriam-Webster, Wiktionary, or whatever dictionaries you'd ever like.

  • I should have done this during my Financial Business final.....

  • Wow you losers arguing that pluto is a real planet or not just stfu. Ur on earth so dont give a shit about pluto.

  • Is there seriously a fight about whether or not Pluto is considered a planet anymore going on here??? Ridiculous!

  • Like a boss.

  • @saxophoney25 my facts are correct. You didn't even make an arguement for a fact so you should rather get some high-school level education than attempt to be a troll and fail horribly.

  • @SOMERANDOMGUYDOZ

    Your facts are bullshit. Please tell me what a "planet-level" gravitational field is. Pluto isn't a planet, it's a dwarf planet. You obviously don't know what you're talking about. You also spelled "argument" wrong. Don't tell other people to get an education when you're consistently making yourself look less and less intelligent with made-up facts, shitty grammar, and horrible syntax. I really hope you're trolling.

  • @bonalicious69 by gravitational field I mean a planet-level one. idiot.

  • @SOMERANDOMGUYDOZ just... just stop typing...you're not helping yourself at this point...

  • that is awesome

  • I watched that episode of 1000 ways to die

  • Pluto is technically a planet. It orbits arounds the sun and has a gravitational field, hence a core which asteroids don't have.

  • @SOMERANDOMGUYDOZ you are wrong on so many levels. i have a gravitational field too.. and im only 140 lbs. idiot.

  • @SOMERANDOMGUYDOZ It is not considered a planet, but a dwarf planet.

    Another thing, afaik, technically, we all have a gravitational field, but the pull is next to none, and the earths pull is a lot stronger. But i am not sure about this.

  • @SOMERANDOMGUYDOZ Dwarf planet. 

  • I just love these first person vids. Keep em going :)

  • :)

  • Well it's safe to say that Pluto is kind of s planet because it revolves around the sun and is bigger than most asteroids but scientists haven't figure out what to call Pluto since it's probably between a planer and a dwarf planet.

  • Fuck, it's 2 Am and I have an exam in 7 hours...

  • i know ill be that guy when i get to college.

  • Omg like more then half of these comments are about fucking plut like who gives a flying fuck we could argue for years about weather pluto is a planet ir not but y waste your life worring about a rock that is 19 million miles away -.-

  • why was he using a pen to take a math test?

  • @eggyolksam because he is clearly not the best student, and does not give a shit if there is a rule about pencils.

  • i have an english midterm tomorrow, at least now i know what im gonna do. Dowwwn the hatch!

  • i had this dream ...

  • I lost it when he went in the bathroom.

  • SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE PLUTO THING >n<

  • I should be able to zoom xD hahahaha

  • pluto is a planet because it orbits the sun... and it dosent matter what size! just stfu everybody pluto is a planet.

  • @steveman751 Just because something orbits a star doesnt make it a planet. The moon is affected by the gravitational pull of the sun and its not a planet. The smallest planet in the solar system is mercury and is twice as large as pluto! so no it can't possibly be classified as a planet.

  • @steveman751 those little rocks between mars and jupiter that orbit the sun aren't planets - they're asteroids. unfortunately size does matter. hell, you and i orbit the sun, but that doesn't make us planets

  • @perry3282

    Size doesn't matter at all. A planet has three characteristics. (1) It must orbit a star, not another planet. (2) It must have enough gravity to compress itself into a spherical shape, and (3) It has to have cleared its orbital path. Pluto isn't a planet because it hasn't cleared its orbit.. the same goes for asteroids, which also aren't generally spherical. That's Astronomy 101 right there.

  • @perry3282

    it does... if you are fat

  • @perry3282 MAKES YOUR MOM A PLANET!

  • Calculus isn't a subject you learn in school; it's an advanced form of torture perfected by the college board of education.

  • omg. beautiful brain flower!!! hahahahaha

  • reminds me i just failed my midterm. got a 52. go me.

  • @tissuesformyissuesx I got a 62:( I hate world geo

  • @MRshmorg screw geography

  • @tissuesformyissuesx i got a 50, last time I ever study.

  • @mariox402 i didn't study at all and i did a little better lmao

  • I think you're a beautiful brain flower

  • I love being a college student right now because I can relate with almost all the videos from collegehumor

  • this was me today

  • after all the stress you just got....you will watch Girl Buys Condoms

  • i don't get why scientists reckon pluto isn't a planet, just cause it's too small. that's like saying a midget isn't a human :P fuckin racist scientists

  • fucking hilarious

    

  • seems a lot like my calc class...

  • HAHA! What if I just puke? XD

    

  • when i take org chem exams....

  • This is me when I'm taking my math tests -_-