I want to translate this into Spanish and post it in my channel, but they speak too fast, can somebody write the subtitles, I can read English very well. Thank You in advance.
@buddythedog12345 The first half of the test I had no clue the second half I knew all of it. so I am hoping for a 75% on it but we haven't got grades back i am on spring break right now
Okay, this actually happened to me... i was taking my fucking biology fifth exam and final and i just finished and turned them in, and as i'm walking out, the alarm goes off... everyone else gets to turn theres in and it nullifies their grade, but since i finished, the counted mine, I got a 70 on the final and a 68 on the fifth exam... that brought my grade from a B to a C...i coulda just not shown up in the first fucking place and gotten a fucking B, but no, i had to finish the test early. FUCK
@victoneter No, much meaner than that. I hope you live a long healthless life of constant financial and, perhaps, emotional difficulties. But no, not dead. Just A sad, hard life. Btw, if something isnt interesting, its probably because you dont have the imagination to see its potential. I cant think of any academic subject that doesnt have amazingly exciting potential.
@ataraxic89 "I cant think of any academic subject that doesnt have amazingly exciting potential" I have to learn 5 different fucking languages, because us humans are too stupid to all speak the same one. If something is boring or not, is all a matter of opinion anyway, but bottom line: school is inefficient.
Maybe I'm one of those latent geniuses (dirtbag) and in like 10 years I'm going to blossom into a beautiful brain flower... Or maybe I don't have ANYTHING TO OFFER ANYONE! MY FUCKING PARENTS ARE GOING TO CUT ME OFF! FUCK! MY FRIENDS ARE ALL GOING TO LEAVE, WE'RE IN A RECESSION, PLUTO'S NOT A REAL PLANET... lmao
Me failing a test: "The limit as x approaches 8 is fuuuuuuuck, damn it, I'm gonna fail." "Use the unit circle to what the hell? Why is there a trig question in calculus??? FUCK." "Find the domain and range of fuck it...." *turns paper in* *leaves and cries inside*
@chris110012 I used the term "planet-level" to give a simple term for rather complicated things. And I didn't use the term dwarf-planet because the difference between that and an actual planet was insignificant in the case.
@RexUnionum its base us the word argue. And the word changed over time. Originally it was argument but now it's not. I have the strong ally called Auto-Correct on this matter.
I overlooked the possibility that you might use another variant of English. I figured you were American, not Greek. That was my bad. However, spelling aside, you said Pluto is technically a planet. A planet is different from a dwarf planet. Your previous post made no mention of that distinction. Calling Pluto a planet is false. There is also no such thing as a "planet-level" grav. field. Even as small humans, we're making little tugs on the Sun.
@chris110012 it's spelled arguement from the word ARGUE (auto-correct argrees with me). A planet-level gravitational field is one strong enough to pull something towards it. And my arguement is based on people saying that Pluto is not a planet (even a dwarf-planet). I do agree that Pluto is a dwarf planet. And the one trolling here is you. If you don't have a life you'd rather get one and stop aimlessly attempting to ruin those of others.
The word is spelled 'argument', and it is not directly from the word 'argue', but ultimately from Latin: argumentum < arguere. Google 'argument' and check Merriam-Webster, Wiktionary, or whatever dictionaries you'd ever like.
I'm glad I got all my exams done this week.
ShadowFireMario999 6 hours ago in playlist Season 1
I puked on a test and got a plus I don't know how
RaNDoMxPoPcOrN 11 hours ago
Last 3 comments r cool
AtomicBiscuit123 21 hours ago
So hairy hands lol
Jakkere 1 day ago
lol i should be able to zoom ROFL.
batonifer 1 day ago
I prefer tests over homework anyday. procrastination at it's finest.
Jellonator00 1 day ago 2
i love how the plastic recycling bin breaks the glass mirror
NDfanGREENDAY49 1 day ago
D: Pluto's not a real planet!
lydia21001 1 day ago
is that a maths paper?
F12Y14N25 2 days ago
...Lowest :P
SuperDarkserpent 2 days ago
Just a question, Is the lowest pass a D? I think they changed it from a C (or at least from I've heard) yet I still think it's a C- for the
SuperDarkserpent 2 days ago
Thats Me in physics!!! I fucking hate it...
joyandah 2 days ago
awkward moment when the only thing you know on a test is your name 0.0 fuk
thereaper457 2 days ago
lol did anyone catch that "dirtbag" comment LOL!
valleyofmist 2 days ago
Haha.....I love college humor.
Wowplayer95687 2 days ago
he probably doesnt do well on tests because of the bad luck he gets from breaking windows
BUFFALFRO 2 days ago
KONY 2012
Hops13oii 2 days ago
'fuck you, its not my fault your job sucks' thats my opinion of every teacher
louisgworld 3 days ago
OH GOD I'M SUCH A FAILURE, PLUTO'S NOT EVEN A REAL PLANET.
EstoyLigado 3 days ago
my god... pluto isn't a real planet - that sucks
domefort 3 days ago
Was this shot at a university in new jersey? hah this looks exactly like one of the classrooms.
Drew87654 3 days ago
2:29 how was the camera kept dry?
MrFriskAnimation 4 days ago
@MrFriskAnimation effects. its not real water
jrocks1957 3 days ago
How I felt during my maths exam
lechimp89 4 days ago
Why did I never think of that before??? Dammit! Too late now, I already graduated :(
kornkluivert 4 days ago
1:17 In high school, they don't help you, they get a kick out of you failing miserably.
uncensorer 4 days ago 3
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uncensorer 4 days ago
Maybe I'm one of those late geniuses- dirtbag.
samsbabejr 4 days ago 4
Cant.... stop...... watching .... okay im good uuuu girls watch porn too
ClickClickDead 4 days ago
u mad bro?
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iHeartMelk 6 days ago
Lol can I get an extension please?
HershyKissYumm 6 days ago
LMFAO!!!!!!
xSrr 6 days ago
i love how hes yelling random stuff in the bathroom, my fav is "plutos not a real planet!"
ThePie777 6 days ago 4
Calculus 102 is nothing. It gets harder.
AntiRacismAndHateCom 6 days ago
Lol make more of these
Scourphiles 1 week ago
i laughed my ass off xD
MrChrisdude54 1 week ago
i just walk out with the test in my backpack and get a 83
metaledstar 1 week ago
I totally failed my test...
sullivanma2468 1 week ago
he is so hairy
jimalexberger 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
Watching video about failing a test instead of studying for a test I have in an hour...yea pretty much.
pc953 1 week ago
How did he break the mirror with that trash bin...it was tiny as shit
thatgguysfriend 1 week ago
yea, ive had one of these days too..
bizzareo456 1 week ago
that girl's plugs are disgusting
zangetsu602 1 week ago
he...uh.....broke the mirror.......oh god i don't want to go to college anymore D:
SuperSeaCucumber 1 week ago
I want to translate this into Spanish and post it in my channel, but they speak too fast, can somebody write the subtitles, I can read English very well. Thank You in advance.
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ABossWhat 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
this is going to be me tomorrow on my science test shit
Keewaf 1 week ago
I have a test thats 40% of my grade tomorrow its 1am and I am still watching videos ......
Deere615 1 week ago 85
@Deere615 well, did you do good on it?
buddythedog12345 3 days ago
@buddythedog12345 The first half of the test I had no clue the second half I knew all of it. so I am hoping for a 75% on it but we haven't got grades back i am on spring break right now
Deere615 3 days ago
@Deere615 my school doesn't get spring break :/
buddythedog12345 3 days ago
@buddythedog12345 Im in college!
Deere615 3 days ago
@Deere615 haha ok
buddythedog12345 3 days ago
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Nicolasduca 3 days ago
@Deere615 u think that bad we only have 2 types of test 90% 10% andi always fail the 90%
MrCoffeman501 2 days ago
@Deere615 i do that all the time its fine.
MrNatsirt64 1 day ago
@Deere615 how did it go?
Shaverea 33 minutes ago
Me in my maths test tomorrow? Probably :O
skatinghippo366 1 week ago
Ugh were in a recession plutos not a real planet lol
Y0urAlc0h0licDad 1 week ago
maybe if he'd actually studied for the test... lol
TQOMify 1 week ago
Make more videos
ryaneric10 1 week ago
Who puts a fire alarm in the bathroom? I mean isn't that like the least likely place for a fire to start in?
ZaMarch16 1 week ago
@ZaMarch16 nah man. people smoke in there. there all like," Can i go to the bathroom?" and then they just light it up.
steelplated69 1 week ago
his foot looked like it broke when he kicked the stall door, and did anyone actually see him pull the fire alarm?
SuspendingSuspension 1 week ago
how is that even possible,she's probably one of the bitches that get straight A's... xD
MrScarykat 1 week ago
ahahah thats a good idea!!! pullin the fire alarm so the test would be canceled ahah
Yobidefy 2 weeks ago
thats like so true,i cry everytime what whores exist here 0:30
TruthComments 2 weeks ago
@TruthComments its horrible man, you jsut wanna kick their ass and get it over with but you know you cant so it sucks....or can you? :)
RobinBlack01 1 week ago
thatnks dudes now i know how get escape my tests
2013doom 2 weeks ago
The voice reminds me of Eric Foreman.
blahblahblahbish123 2 weeks ago
that is awsome man! :DD
Abduzens 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
1:51 his arm is like a rainforest
bienlabloger 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
@bienlabloger yeah, just like your dick is surrounded by one too :), if you catch my drift
RobinBlack01 1 week ago
@RobinBlack01 I'm not a dude! why does everyone assume i'm a guy????
bienlabloger 1 week ago
Okay, this actually happened to me... i was taking my fucking biology fifth exam and final and i just finished and turned them in, and as i'm walking out, the alarm goes off... everyone else gets to turn theres in and it nullifies their grade, but since i finished, the counted mine, I got a 70 on the final and a 68 on the fifth exam... that brought my grade from a B to a C...i coulda just not shown up in the first fucking place and gotten a fucking B, but no, i had to finish the test early. FUCK
21Rushisaband12 2 weeks ago
@21Rushisaband12 that sucks soooooo hard. i will always turn mine in at the last second because of that story.
AmonOfTheSahelijos 2 weeks ago
( . Y . ) <========= nice rack
lxsosna 2 weeks ago
My history coursework deadline was yesterday, why am I still watching these things !
swdavies94 2 weeks ago
I'm having a physics test in 5 minutes and this is probably how it will go. X(
Rex0142king 2 weeks ago
I can see myself doing this
TheKhfreak2 2 weeks ago
Exits the other way 2:30
markarov100 2 weeks ago
i guess ill skip this page but ive already skipped this page and half of this one. Jesus at this point i'm hoping for an f+ LMAO
derrek20101 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
one time i turned on the fire aalarm at a hospital just to see if anyone got a hart attack
yeah im a sob
MrJollyvolly 2 weeks ago
Wth why is his hand so hairy
theloveofwolves 2 weeks ago
"I'll skip this page, already skipped that page, and half of that one"
totally reminds me of my college testing days, bad memories
ChrisRane 2 weeks ago
how is that even possible? why do they always say that
snowbordersrock 2 weeks ago
If I don't stop watching CollegeHumor videos and start revising, that will be me.
But one more video can't hurt...
Topcommentman 2 weeks ago 307
this applies to middle and high school as well as college :P
TheEagleEnigma 2 weeks ago
i was in bed, all was silent, until he stuck his finger in his mouth and i bursted out laughing :)
V3YRONS 2 weeks ago
@V3YRONS 401
asians have never failed a test
maxsoul7777 2 weeks ago
401 dislikes? How is that even possible?
Mrloves2troll 2 weeks ago
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He sounds like Shaggy from Scooby Doo.
Swagsoldier11 2 weeks ago
whys are thre guys in these videos so geeky and anxious?
dmwrobinson 2 weeks ago
Pluto's too small to be considered a planet. Just like how Bieber's penis is too small to be considered a reproductive organ (Y)
chtadow13 3 weeks ago 337
@chtadow13 pluto isnt considered a planet because it is in a binary orbit around another smaller body
sQuntoDubstep 2 weeks ago
@chtadow13 ^-^
RobinBlack01 1 week ago
@chtadow13 you've seen it? :O
Aung1988 1 week ago
@chtadow13 how do you all know the size of his penis? i've never even listened to any of his songs!
abkdf 1 week ago 23
@abkdf hear one of his songs and you know he has a small one
siperdellyeer 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
@abkdf Son. There comes a point in maturity when u can tell a man's (or woman's) penis size just by listening to em talk ;)
chtadow13 1 week ago
@chtadow13 i'm med student and u just gave me an indea for my dissertation,
i'm gonna find out if there's any correlation between the pitch of a voice the size of a dick
abkdf 1 week ago
@chtadow13 its true, i was just thinking that the other day
malrosemil 1 week ago
@abkdf His mom told them after they f*cked her.
Thial1000 2 days ago
@chtadow13 It's an innie!
MrPuddingTaco 1 week ago
@chtadow13 what penis?
pjyourbgs 5 days ago
I lost it when he tried to make himself throw up.
CrayonsNWafflecones 3 weeks ago
he broke the window
emmorales01 3 weeks ago
I never got any help on Highschool :(
jameslolification 3 weeks ago
@jameslolification Not even in Middle school xD
TheRequestNetwork1 3 weeks ago 5
I can't believe you broke the mirror O_O
MissDanasaur 3 weeks ago
in ten years I'm going to blossom into a beautiful brain flower
hihavewemet 3 weeks ago
haha he walks in and tweaks out AND GRABS PAPER???
mobfiggaz33 3 weeks ago
PLUTO IS NOT A REAL PLANET!!!! WERE IN A RECESSION!!! LOL!!!!!
Dragonflame371 3 weeks ago
If i see one more fucking old spice commercial im throwing away my computer
rdyohad14 3 weeks ago
human beings are pathetic........i should have been able to zoom!
TheSouthAlpha 3 weeks ago
what the fuck. the alchohol enema made me laugh so hard
LiefWolfsbane 3 weeks ago
How come they bleeped the F word the first time he said it, but the rest of the times he said it they weren't? XD
TheJeremiewatson 3 weeks ago 6
Pluto aint no regular sized planet, silly billys!
frondew 3 weeks ago
pluto is not a real planet!!!!
dackeyras 3 weeks ago
lol his voice and the way he talks reminds me of Linguini from Ratatouille specially when he was nervous lol xD
9753241860hb 3 weeks ago
You shall not pass!
dylanpunkkurosaki 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
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How does this guy has a history class and then sits a test on calculus?
parkouras93 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
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parkouras93 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
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Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
NiNoThEBeAsT7 4 weeks ago
Man that guy has hairy arms...
Sscarecrows 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
I love how you can tell he's holding a camera during the freakout.
moocher2121 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
Me Failing a test: "This is going great, I am so in control, don't know what I was nervous about"
Me getting said test back: "64% WTH! When did this happen?"
nerdypreppyemo 1 month ago 6
ahhhh i need to take a crap but i cant stop watching POV!!!!
Nick7683 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Haha f*ck school.
victoneter 1 month ago
@victoneter That is college in this video and I can only hope you die poor for thinking at actually a good thing to dislike learning.
ataraxic89 1 month ago
@ataraxic89 You want to see me dead because I don't like studying? I dislike learning (unless it's interesting), but I think it's necessary.
victoneter 1 month ago
@victoneter No, much meaner than that. I hope you live a long healthless life of constant financial and, perhaps, emotional difficulties. But no, not dead. Just A sad, hard life. Btw, if something isnt interesting, its probably because you dont have the imagination to see its potential. I cant think of any academic subject that doesnt have amazingly exciting potential.
ataraxic89 1 month ago
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@ataraxic89 "I cant think of any academic subject that doesnt have amazingly exciting potential" I have to learn 5 different fucking languages, because us humans are too stupid to all speak the same one. If something is boring or not, is all a matter of opinion anyway, but bottom line: school is inefficient.
victoneter 1 month ago
@megalalablahblah I know that was my favorite part!
XD
DustedMoon321 1 month ago
Maybe I'm one of those latent geniuses (dirtbag) and in like 10 years I'm going to blossom into a beautiful brain flower... Or maybe I don't have ANYTHING TO OFFER ANYONE! MY FUCKING PARENTS ARE GOING TO CUT ME OFF! FUCK! MY FRIENDS ARE ALL GOING TO LEAVE, WE'RE IN A RECESSION, PLUTO'S NOT A REAL PLANET... lmao
MegaLalablahblah 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Me failing a test: "The limit as x approaches 8 is fuuuuuuuck, damn it, I'm gonna fail." "Use the unit circle to what the hell? Why is there a trig question in calculus??? FUCK." "Find the domain and range of fuck it...." *turns paper in* *leaves and cries inside*
MegaLalablahblah 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Hairy arms.
KevinHilt 1 month ago
PLUTO IS A PLANET AND WILL FOREVER BE ONE.......
randomguy573984 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@randomguy573984 lol false
casf120 4 weeks ago
Ooooo that's 7 years of bad luck!
fashionbug4ever 1 month ago
I guess I should be glad I am taking Calculus in high school.
Jamiegirl1315 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
this is me doing a math test XP
DAaBean 1 month ago
How who"d the teacher know it was him? I know I'm being a troll but couldn't he just run out with everyone else?
emodude77100 1 month ago
When he was talking about making old spice for your face, there was an Old Spice ad before it.
KTH568 1 month ago
at 2:10 did he took a garbage bin full of toilet paper and broke a mirror with his left hand?
MrAccelerate12 1 month ago
@MrAccelerate12 No he didn't, but he did take a bin full of toilet paper and break a mirror with his left hand, illiterate idiot.
TheOnlyMunchkinSoup 1 month ago
what are these kind of vids called lol i love em
2012IsTheEnd21 1 month ago
@2012IsTheEnd21 POV?
TheOnlyMunchkinSoup 1 month ago
@2012IsTheEnd21 gayest profile name ever?
Anexalex 1 month ago
@Anexalex okay, anal alex
2012IsTheEnd21 1 month ago
pluto is a "dwarf planet" racist i know but hey
TheNinjaNARWALS 1 month ago
did he actually break the mirror at 2:14? lol
vinay0429 1 month ago
how is that even possible????!!!!!!!???????
Wildman979 1 month ago
@Wildman979 lol vincent's catch phrase xD
kr35t6 1 month ago
@chris110012 I used the term "planet-level" to give a simple term for rather complicated things. And I didn't use the term dwarf-planet because the difference between that and an actual planet was insignificant in the case.
SOMERANDOMGUYDOZ 1 month ago
jajajaja! best freak out internal rant ever jajaj
lalideni 1 month ago
Once at my school there was a fire in the bathroom because one of the girls lit her tampon on fire
qwertypoiuy117 1 month ago 249
@qwertypoiuy117 Where did you go Bunger Middle School?
shadowthehedgehog071 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
@qwertypoiuy117 dam that chick must be hot lololoollolo
IORNMAN210 3 weeks ago
@qwertypoiuy117 How...... Did the teachers acctually tell you this or did......... WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT?!
TheInveditor1 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
@qwertypoiuy117
The one question I'm sure most of us want (or don't want) to ask; "HOW?"
Winter12345100 2 weeks ago
Is the bathroom really a good spot for a fire alarm?
koolkitty911 1 month ago
this is pretty accurate for a calculus exam.....
benzbubblecat 1 month ago 6
NEED MOAR POV :D
seand1234 1 month ago
I wish they made more POV
sean2023 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@RexUnionum its base us the word argue. And the word changed over time. Originally it was argument but now it's not. I have the strong ally called Auto-Correct on this matter.
SOMERANDOMGUYDOZ 1 month ago
@SOMERANDOMGUYDOZ
I overlooked the possibility that you might use another variant of English. I figured you were American, not Greek. That was my bad. However, spelling aside, you said Pluto is technically a planet. A planet is different from a dwarf planet. Your previous post made no mention of that distinction. Calling Pluto a planet is false. There is also no such thing as a "planet-level" grav. field. Even as small humans, we're making little tugs on the Sun.
chris110012 1 month ago
They were running the wrong way. The exit sign pointed in a different direction
alexo1234ss1 1 month ago
@chris110012 it's spelled arguement from the word ARGUE (auto-correct argrees with me). A planet-level gravitational field is one strong enough to pull something towards it. And my arguement is based on people saying that Pluto is not a planet (even a dwarf-planet). I do agree that Pluto is a dwarf planet. And the one trolling here is you. If you don't have a life you'd rather get one and stop aimlessly attempting to ruin those of others.
SOMERANDOMGUYDOZ 1 month ago
The word is spelled 'argument', and it is not directly from the word 'argue', but ultimately from Latin: argumentum < arguere. Google 'argument' and check Merriam-Webster, Wiktionary, or whatever dictionaries you'd ever like.
RexUnionum 1 month ago
I should have done this during my Financial Business final.....
theangusbugg 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Wow you losers arguing that pluto is a real planet or not just stfu. Ur on earth so dont give a shit about pluto.
thematrix9852 1 month ago
Is there seriously a fight about whether or not Pluto is considered a planet anymore going on here??? Ridiculous!
Cherrys47 1 month ago 177