Left 4 Dead - Tank

[Adamojela]

sounds like my girlfriend havin sex with me

[blahjill00]

sounds like my ex gf

[musican426]

for a minute i thought someone had recorded my mother!

[RossCuth]

That's all I hear when my brother talks.

[proofismaster]

HOLY SHIT!

[BoonasaurusRexGoRawr]

This sounds like Bill when he has conspation..

[slimerX100]

sounds like he's fucking zoey :3

[121tut]

sounds like hes taking a shit

[specialworks10]

how did they get the sounds?

[luigiunknown]

they forgot that it can fricken outrun u if its on fire in the first game

[Zeldagirl123456]

@10dkong

-holds up denied sign-

[07041214]

2:38 sounds like Motorcycle

[joeandtay2]

sounds like my grandpa trying to blow his nose or cough when he's sick >.>

[mrsmileyface543211]

imagine the guy recording the sounds in the studio O.o

[FormerlyMrBean667]

@mrsmileyface543211 Mike Patton baby!

[mrsmileyface543211]

@FormerlyMrBean667 lol xD and btw my last name is Patton :DD

[yamilayamilayamila]

TAAAAAAAANK D:!!!!!!

[OneBloodHate]

the Sacrifice were you realse the tank whit francis

"Louis It is not a Tank. It's a Puppie" :DDD

[JoHnNyBoY1111000]

I hate meeting tanks when I'm the only human T.T

[Musicking24]

turn the volume all the way up and go to 2:34

[rapu89]

imma chainsaw MOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRRR

[LPSgal10]

tank has to be the scariest cuz when you see one you know your totalled :P

[edd4223]

theres a hole in his heart

[MultiStickarena]

King Kong

[ajp12000]

A tank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zeldagirl123456]

@10dkong

dear Tank,

NEVER HAPPENING YOU UNDEAD JOCKEY! 

[Zeldagirl123456]

sounds like a freaken gorrila

[xdirt3]

Formula one 3:43

[xdirt3]

headshoot the fucking tank

[YorkshireLad4Eva]

2:38 sounds like it stubbed it's toe or somthing LMAO

[FatetheHedgehog]

Hm. Anyone seen League of Extraordinary gentlemen? this thing reminds me of Mr. Hyde from that.

[rvbshard1]

ENEMY TANK INCOMING IT'S OVER!! NO LET'S CALL CHUCK NORRIS

[theweirdrobot]

@rvbshard1 Chuck Norris IS a tank.

[MithuthLP]

@rvbshard1 Chuck Norris doesn't scream "taaaaaaaaaank', Tank screams "Chuck Norriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis".

[emogta]

people dont get it

he is just paranoid he needs his stereoids

[ShotgunWarrior1234]

Mr. Tank has lots'o problems hyperventalating. XD And lots of Voice problems...

[LuckyxNumberx8]

For a little while I yawned and was the scariest girl alive.

[Gologs090]

Jurrasic Park?

[pikakiko]

no way man. it isnt a reward to play tank. everyone gets stressed when theyre it. everyone would say 'i hope i dont get tank' and when they do, they say 'oh shit'

[Jumppig2]

@pikakiko when i get tank i be happy and diffidently when i get to be the last tank

hell i killed everyone who tried to get on the plane boat or that tank like car

[MassiveZebo123]

@pikakiko

Thats not my case, I never get to be the tank, especially when online split screening! It's ALWAYS player two! I swear!

[Zugy011]

Yeah,you realy helped us by improving tank."GRAT JOB"

[DarkSkar7]

Poor Tank sounds constipated.

[xo13roxas]

95% of the time, I thought Valve was just revving a chainsaw.

[RobToddyTV]

I THINK I'M PASSIN' A KIDNEY STONE!!!!

[knightmare117]

Hairball???

[Berrypool001]

Sounds like he's taking a REALLY big shit.

[sharpieloverxD]

O_O 1:15

[ravensgirl09]

Is he getting a blowjob?

[jpccbc227]

Gamerateralpha who would be surprised if it was

[GameRaterAlpha]

Personally, I wouldn't be surprised if the voice actor of the Tank WAS Identical to the voice actor of the Heavy from Team Fortress 2.

[TheRealSpellstar]

Heavy+Hulk+Zombie=Tank

[NinjaBeatle]

Sounds like my dad sleeping, then getting pissed when woken up

[nobuthorpe]

2:24 - 2:54 I don't remember the tank making these sounds...

[evilkiller108]

@nobuthorpe he only makes that sound when hes not attacking,like hes waiting behind a door so you would mistake him for a boomer then go off on your on to close in on him and shoot him then get pwned(what i did)

[nobuthorpe]

@evilkiller108 Haha that's right, but I guees I typed 2:24 instead of 2:34 Those sounds are the ones I haven't heard of before...

[evilkiller108]

@nobuthorpe trust me you'll hear them

[evilkiller108]

@nobuthorpe and i typed on instead of own

[Foxx4690]

Tank sound so much like Heavy - Is funny to me!

[Thecakecanlie]

"ALL SURVIVOR IS BABIES!"-Heavy Tank

[Thecakecanlie]

2:40

Tank is trying to be a car!

Vroom vroom!

[ZiKiFI]

Why there is picture of my teatcher?... And Sounds what he does do when somebody forgots homework...? I Just dont understand... What?

[minutemuse]

2:38 - Wookie!

[jpccbc227]

I remember being caught between fire from gas cans and tank sense I didn't have a medkit I took my chances with the tank hoping the fire would go out and the other surviors could come help me the tank crushed me

[SnickerBaby09]

And that's why steroids aren't good for you

[L33tHum4n]

0:02 Don't you mean the Witch? You guys said "The witch provides the exception to the rule 'shoot everything that moves.'" And you guys make it sound like you're the game designers. Are you the game designers?

[Multrox]

@L33tHum4n

Boomer applies to that rule too derp

[env2kid]

Sounds like that damn mummy from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

[1alejo2]

Francis: So.. where do you work out man?

Tank: ARHHHHHHHAAAAHHH!!!!!

*smashes francis*

[m0therchi3f]

@1alejo2 Francis: Good thing i'm indistructable!

Louis: Grabbin' pills!

[Emonster20]

the Zombie sounds in left 4 dead are so hirlarious!

[91aquaking]

im just wondering why a mele him and he would tank so much mroe damage then about 8 shotgun slugs

[chimcheree]

Tank is credit to team.

[ArtQuakedoom95x4]

looks like bill's voice with pitch down.

[FrogDude14]

Sheesh, you sound like my mother.

[MrHalomegabloks]

i faced this with cpus and i and 2 other needed to be revived and we pistol it like shit

[MrHalomegabloks]

sounds like his breathing in shit

[jimstret6]

he sounds like heavy  from team foortres

[Bitex112]

I read the comments, sound samples started playing & I laughed my ass off...

[79kingoblingo79]

sounds like a bad chainsaw

[AppleFoxHana]

The tank is a firin' his lazors

[Rkendroud]

aounds like my dad when he shits too much

:l

[ArcanistsGamer1]

What language is the Tank speaking? Chewbacca?

[TatsuraJ]

4:35 Orgasm much?

[ShadowAmnesia]

@TatsuraJ wow u just made a serious and scary moment, really funny!!

[Elanore1235]

Sounds like a dog that needs to puke .3.

[humanconvertile]

What are two words you think when you round a corner and A F'IN TANK BITCH SLAPS YOU WITHOUT WARNING!!!??? D :

[PandaLord74]

@humanconvertile easy, oh sh!t/f*ck

[l4dboi77]

I agree with JollyDaye it does give a big thrill during gameplay especially when all of your teammates r dead and u go 1 on 1 with the tank.

[Elanore1235]

@l4dboi77 Agreed! :D It's fun as hell, and when I'm the Hunter, I glomp the witch, then run behind a Tank xD

[JollyDaye]

I love killing tanks, gives me the thrill. Rofl I played as the tank once, and I hit the witch. He died :DDDDDDDDD

[fatoujonny2]

steroids + virus = tank

[jessrivera81]

i was playing left 4 dead and out of nowhere a freaking tank comes scares the crap out of and i let a scream!

[Survivorgroup1]

boomber plus witch= bitch

[MsPandaPirate]

Sounds like a racecar. XD

[MrDarkPringles]

he keeps losing on pacman mania XD

[Gooseworx]

kinda' sounds like heavy

[TheIflame]

@Gooseworx ive heard the tank and heavy is voiced by the same guy

[PandaLord74]

@Gooseworx if TF2 guys became special infected, id call him as tank, scout as jockey or hunter XD or both, sniper is smoker

[Spadille1]

@CombatTurtleFTW thanks :)

[Spadille1]

is the tank missing it's lower jaw?

[CombatTurtleFTW]

@Spadille1 in left 4 dead 1 no its just hard to see in l4d2 yeah just look closely

[septilion1]

sounded like he had something in his nose

[mastarmz]

hes combination between a bear, brick wall, wookie, catapult, megaphone, a body builder and of course a tank. so he would have been a beabrickwookaphonebuildatank but that diesnt look nice so tank is good :P

[MrDoItL4ter]

i love how:

1: the desc. says it isnt attracted to car alarms but in the trailer it IS

and 2: how it can pick up concrete anywhere, even on glass

[gl0be107]

i'm scared the tank is after my lunch money

[Bugman657Studios]

Dude, tanks are friggin easy. It's the witches that will kill ya.

[lordsdaeg]

@Bugman657Studios stop playing on normal already

[RPGsmagicalponyride]

@Bugman657Studios i prefer witches to tanks. witches are avoidable

[yemster13]

@Bugman657Studios no a witch is easy to kill VERY easy its been and always will be tanks that can fuck u up bt if ur organized and dont panic like a bitch then like the guy said the tank can be takin down with ease

[CpsLock3]

this monster is used when the game wasn't buttpumpingly hard enough a good way to troll the players and retarded excuse used to "make the game challenging " GAY BAR ANYONE?

[jokerswarpig]

This is what a zombie with no lower jaw and only a tounge sounds like

[StrawberryNuttcase]

Someone ate too much cheese~!

[laitela01]

Tank is voiced by jim french... they pitched his voice down... about 4 steps

[djm98765]

4:36 to 4:44 : HEY, HEEY, HEEEY, RAAAAAAGGE!!

[leetifier]

lol 2:16 sounds like he is masterbating or having sex :O

[noend4life]

Tank1 : RAWR!!

Tank2: AAAOOOGGGHH!

Tank1: Check out my biceps and triceps. SMASH!!

Tank2: My pecks are hadrer than yours! UUUgggghhh!

Tank1: *Middle finger rises

[TheAkatsuki357]

RUN, RUN I'M CAMING FOR YOU!!!

[boomerncheeze]

THAT TANK IS A HEAVY

[HEADSHOTDEALER]

HOW DOES THE TANK PANTS STAY ON WHEN HE'S THAT BIG? HE SHOULD BE NAKED AM I RIGHT?

[AoDfirehawk]

@HEADSHOTDEALER valve gave the tank pants for exactly that reason... would you want to see a tank with pants on or would you want to see his.... infected lower body....?

[webmasale]

3:14

[webmasale]

I love when the tank says "Haaahaaaaa"

[FORTHEMANTIS]

2:00 ha he burbed

[DefiantFennec]

virus+ Heavy Weapons Guy=Tank

[shanez1313]

Virus+Ritalin= Jockey

Virus+acid= Spitter

Virus+far too much arm wrestling= Charger

Wait, that's not a drug... Hmm...

[shinoaburame54321]

i think he was a steroid addict

[legoman1996]

I'm going to put this on a tape recorder to loop in a public bathroom. ^_^

[Chrinik]

During the whole "Sound of the enemy" bit...I kind of anticipated a "TAAAANNK SMAAASH!!!"...

[JezzyDesu]

2:36-2:52

sounds like a motor cycle.

the rest just sounds kinda like Heavy.

[TheVampireRose]

when a buff human gets infected they become a tank, but if a tank gets infected they become Chuck Norris

[odstarmor557]

4:54-5:05 biiiiiig relif XD

[UberFlippy]

Roid rage.

[secondhandedsoul]

virus+a person who smokes+a tall person+smelly=smoker

[jhfhjtyui]

IS THIS REAL???? youtube.com/watch?v=npkCXsjQv_­o

[Proactivetank]

Sounds more like a guy who is taking a huge shit >.>

[kidcrazy991]

wow you must work out alot tank

[WellPlayedByMarco]

virus+emo = witch

[godzilla9005]

steriods+beer+virus=tank

[iownyoubigtime]

2:17 is the worst lol That one scares the shit out of me!!

[zangon123]

so...how's the baby comin'?

[cartooncam99]

virus+messede up women with long finger nails=witch

[wii3400]

I think Arnold Schwartzenager became a tank.

[TheVampireRose]

virus + Twinkies = Boomers

[TheVampireRose]

virus + Twinkies = Boomer

[MrMeh181]

@TheVampireRose wrong video. Put it on the Boomer vid.

[TheVampireRose]

virus + PMS = Witch

[travis3115]

@TheVampireRose the witch one was epic but thats not how

he/she became the witch

[ThePhoenix986]

@travis3115 he?

[travis3115]

@ThePhoenix986 yeah he...(or she)

[ThePhoenix986]

@travis3115 The witch is a she... unless the virus managed to mutate a male zombie into a witch :/

[travis3115]

@ThePhoenix986 dats what i mean

[AMOKfaction]

@TheVampireRose nooooo she's just sad :)

[djxthexmonferno]

@TheVampire virus + roid rage = Tank

[ThePavlisimo]

@TheVampireRose P M S?

[AniseTheBloody]

when i hear 2:17, i yell and run in the opposite direction! lol

[Tibbytoobs]

Omg stay calm and not run everywhere and you wont die!?!?! LIES!!! If you run tank will attack other teamates and you will survive but then u can still shoot him. Stay calm= Tank comes after you and YOU die.

[12FOODSTAR]

Lol at 4:24 sounds like he's saying a YEAH YEAH awww tank not the witch :3

[racoonartist]

drugs+steroids+big guy =WTF IS IT

[Jaxonfex]

Tank must really like doors

[JeanPierreRamos]

virus+hulk+little penis=tank XD

[poppadoms592]

oh yeah i have jus noticed what about:

HULK vs TANK thhat wud be epic