How To Survive a Killer Bee Attack

[dinahmanatee]

I can tolerate 970 bee stings. :D

[CookieMonster7998]

You will need:

Ability to run quickly

Thinking---> GTFO fat people :\

[Sodasprite6310]

Step 1: Run fast but don't move

Step 2:Turn on all the lights in your house and close the door.

Step 3: Take a bath

[Sodasprite6310]

my dad had a friend in the army who got attacked by kiler bees. he jumped into a pond and let his cap float on the surface and breathed the air in the cap so the bees couldn't get to his face.

[0yououttaknow0]

So how am I going to get away if they are attracted to movement?

[TheMummy516]

How to survive a bee attack:

1.) Don't run.

2.) Tell the bees that hornets are cooler.

3.) Walk away like a boss.

[htfan199]

how to survive a bee attack:

Run circles around someone and the bees will attack him as they get confused!

[requiem957]

am i the only one who laughed at 0:55?

[pwnage3458]

wait a minute this isnt south park

[kaity705]

you know you are bored when you are watching this

[GpaulLoL]

I WANT A HOW TO WIN THE LOTTERY VIDEO!!!!!!

[tombroadful]

@CutieGirl613 Too right

[CatCuteGirl]

Too bad fat peoples

[monsterhighrox1234]

I've never gotten a broken bone and I've never gotten stung bit etc.

[Dakin1231]

@monsterhighrox1234

yea but if we can get 10 per pound you know thats like 1,800 stings for only a 180 pound dude



[monsterhighrox1234]

@Dakin1231 ummm okay? I was just saying that I never got a broken bone/bee sting/etc.

[CpWiser10]

Tip: If your out around bees, DON'T eat many sweet things, such as ice cream, gummy bears and other candy. Bee's are attracted to sugar.

[EXTREMEKIWI115]

get in the house and turn on the ac as cold as you can tolerate bees cant handle cold tempt and will die

[tinycrown8]

@EXTREMEKIWI115 what if your attacked by wasps?

[EXTREMEKIWI115]

@tinycrown8 if the same thing doesnt work your screwed

[CutieGirl613]

You Will Need:

A fat ass friend

Step 1: Run faster than your friend

[TheSSSDarkAngel]

My dad got stung by 10 bee's once.

...

HOWCAST ISN'T LYING D:

[deviantartfan1]

D: I CAN'T RUN QUICKLY, I'M FLAT FOOTED!

[MrJack123455]

Doing my math I could Be ok through about 1,210 sings... isn't that like the whole hive?

[AqqleiPhone]

bees are attracted to movements, SO WHY AM I FUCKING RUNNING

[SnowIzCold]

@AqqleiPhone no, they sting you cuz they're protecting their nest...

[MockingVenus]

remember kids, you don't have to run fast, you just have to out run your friends

[Therandommaster4343]

I've got stung by a wasp AND two yellowjackets.

[sdandthinc]

If you are not very fast when running if you have a friend with you just try and run faster than them. simple

[gunthertheczech]

bee's are attracted to movement

then why the fuck am i running?

[cupikate]

I'm starting to think these videos are jokes...

[GPWfiles]

get loads of bug spray 

[FlAmEbLaDeClOuD]

ive been attacked by a swarm of bees before never ran so fast in my life

[rulton166]

sorry fat kids

[PingByter]

How to survive a killer bee attack:

You Will Need:

A Juggernaut suite

Step 1: Wear a juggernaut suite

Step 2: Wait untill Winter untill the bees die

Step 3: Go away

[MrNinra1]

@PingByter Lame! next comment...

[aztecace]

The man running has his underwear out insted pants.O_O

[xboxman625]

step one: run away

step two: never listen to a man with a problem

[UndErTHe102]

or if you were stung CALL THE FUCK OUT OF 911 BITCH

[act7700]

Does Lisa want the link to this video?

[ThePowerman45]

Yo was running in his underwear lmfao

[lemonlime10fyi]

STEP 1

1. STAY AWAY. CONGRATS YOU'VE MADE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL

[HELLBROTHER888]

3 steps 2 survive a killer bee attack

Step 1: call Justin beaver and tell him to come 2 where you are

Step 2: push him on the fucken ground

Step 3: R.I.P Justin beaver

Wait Justin beaver is dead AWSOME

[The5ivan5]

@HELLBROTHER888 that R.I.P better stand for rest in pis.

[Gregzification]

If bees are atractted to movement, why are you running> /:)

[HIM666dark6light]

10 stings my ass,in jackass 2 Steve O and Dave England withstand stings from 50,000 fucking bees lol.

[xXLinkonpark52Xx]

So a bee is basicly a suicide bomber? :D

[agentjude1]

Step 1: cover face with shirt

Step 2: fall in water

Step 3: Call Chuck Norris

Did you know that Justin Biebier Is a Fag

[aidanlovespolarbears]

Is it just me or is the guy in the video running his underwear?

[jantheman1114]

How to survive a killer bee attack:

Step 1:Find justin beiber

Step 2:Get him to sing baby

Did you know justin beiber is gay

[megakingluca]

Step 1: Get Chuck Norris

[EyeLikeElectro]

Step 1: How did you get into this situation.

Step 2: You're fucked, you have no choice.

Step 3: Hope and pray to God that Chuck Norris will kick the bees ass.

[MrBoxman29]

quick question why are you running when bees are attracted to movement

[akontje]

ask sasuke to help -_--

[IlikeFoodnDrink]

thumbs up if your watching random howcast videos because your bored as hell

[hockeyspelarnHIF]

@IlikeFoodnDrink So damn true, and it's often at late evening or night

[Narwhal158]

this would have been nice 2 weeks ago :|

[DinoSaurEATER1]

How to survive a Killer Bee Attack:

You Will Need:

Ability to run quickly

Me: D: Oh no I'm screwed!

[gangster4208]

@DinoSaurEATER1 How to run quickly :

Step 1 : Throw your computer out of the window.

Step 2 : Ask your friends to play football outside.

[55robloxmaster]

@DinoSaurEATER1 me 2!

[MrCheshireCats]

You will need:

Ability to run like hell

A flamethrower

Step 1: burn the bees to death

Step 2: run

[Baaaaaaches]

@MrCheshireCats why would you need an ability to run when you burn the bees to death ? failed troll

[asian220990]

yea cause i carry soap and water in my back pocket

[Newmario12]

How to survive a killer bee attack:

You will need:

a friend.

step1 RUN!

step2 have your friend yell RUN FOREST RUN for comidec results

step 3 if that dosent work push your friend down and let the bees get him!

[MissyFlesky123]

once i didnt bother a bee and it stung me (lucky im not allerfgic) so i screamed swatted the bee out of the way and ran inside

[brofurlo]

you will need:

ability to run like animated mr bean

[justchokinatu]

1:04 also, bees are extremely sensitive to temperature changes, they can even die if get in a cool place immediately after being in a hot one

[pantherloveable]

Great, now i have to find Zulma91 's comment.



[mrbubblez1997]

put your shirt or your hands over your face and head, oh shit now i cant see!

[mrbubblez1997]

who the hell carries soap with them?

[XTurtles9788x]

why is he happy

[Peoplepopo]

Great. Now i have to find Zulma91's comment.

[finalawesome]

i would bring chuck norris with me

[759b2]

Step one:JUMP IN WATER

[FreeCorn96]

RUN ! simple

[CCCPWolfGuard]

thumbs up if you never got attacked by a bee :p

[gamexlover94]

I already been biten by bees twice and I never removed the sting in both times, is that bad?

[pokeplay7]

But the guy in the video is fat, so how is he going to run, let alone run 100 yards?

[YAbbyDabbyDooo]

So, you still get stung even though you survive? Doesn't sound like a great survival to me..

[chillflyer50]

but what if ur disabled :( u cant run :(

[the49bus]

run forrest run!

[JamesBuffett100]

So I can stand 2400 stings?

[firewulfz]

now i can get that bees nest in the shed

[topkidoafterhinamori]

i got a bee sting on my leg when i was 8 and my parents did nothing about it

my life story just ignore me

[Velocistar255]

I can't run 100 yards.

[GarfieldLover434]

@Velocistar255 lol haha dude thats funny

[13scottb13]

i live in scotland......its a long way from africa so im asking my selt why am i watching this?

[commander801]

im very fat bring it on bees

[platinumspino2]

How to pee, what u will need: penis

Justin Beiber:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[sonofpatter]

Should I also wear a giant diaper?

[AfroSamuraiTheMaster]

Kill it with fire

[LaxiMac]

Yeah im walking in the forest and i see a killer bee hive and they start attacking us

Guy 1 : Oh shit we are fucked!

Guy 2: Don't worry I, there is an howcast video for this

Killer bees: Do we have to wait?

Guy 1: yes!

* after watching the video guy 2: Okay I watched the video now we can continue

[qb1222090]

I'm Fat : (

[marxvlog]

Cover your eyes with your hands .... OMG I can't see where I'm going and there is a cliff around here somewhere....

[Jesserulztheworld]

How to survive a killer bee attack:

You Will Need:

A Friend

Step 1: Run Faster than them

Did you know bee's die when they sting you, Fun :)

[CrazyVidBlog]

@Jesserulztheworld not all bees

[seesar0008]

@Jesserulztheworld Suiside?

[DeadScarab]

@Jesserulztheworld they only die if their stinger gets stuck to you and thus is ripped from their behind. a bee wont die if he just stings you.

[ajaypalsinghg]

@Jesserulztheworld Dude Liked ur comment made me laugh for a while... ha ha

Will need a friend

then run faster then him...LOLZ

[TheEyez187]

@Jesserulztheworld If you can't run faster than them, trip them up!!! :)

[joshuatube511]

@Jesserulztheworld a wasp wont die tho..

[MrGabesVideos]

@Jesserulztheworld You forgot Bumble Bees can sting multipul (< typo?) times. This is helpful for the Bumble Bee thing too. So, if Killer Bumble Bees ever existed on earth, you would thank howcast because ... what am I talking about again? *farts*

[ibeciara123XD]

@97cuteprincess Woahhh! All Caps Rage!

[Justas59]

Err... If you ran away from bees, how did you got stingers? And... How can you cover you mouth eyes and NOSE*. *When you don't have one. =S

[joebama97]

step 1: kill yourself before the bees can. ha. me 1 bees 0

[TheEsaful]

Why in hell would i be chased by killer bees?!?!?

[chocolatecam1]

no more venom will go into you when the stinger is not attached to the bee anymore

and dont scrape off the stingers beacuse you will have broken parts of stinger pull them out the same way they got in (if they diagonal pull them out diagonaly)

[tsuikyit5511]

you will need a flame thrower

step 1: set the hive Ablaze

[theSilverBullet1100]

actually once stinger disconnects from body venom will cease to flow.

[imthetank3]

i can tolerate 0.5 stings im fucked

[656LEGOGUY]

step one run like a girl

[jaffrey222]

The next howcast video: How to shit in a toilet

[jaffrey222]

im 110 so, i tolerate 1010 :DDDDDDDDD

[TwilightWolf285]

@cooldude4548 Make sure they're killer though XD

[TheCoolgirl2468]

i tolerate 8000 stings

[superweirdfreak]

why on earth is that fatass wearing diapers in the middle of the woods

[YzziIzzy99]

Video: YOU WILL NEED:

The ability to run quickly...

Me: FUCK!!

[TheBeaudoinShow]

RUN FUCKING RUN

[dinahmanatee]

I ccan tolerate 1110 stings.

[luckymata7]

is he in underwear

[kingjohn2011]

Step 1: Call Chuck Norris

[RobloxiaVideos]

How am I sopous to get soap while im being chased in the woods by freaking bees?

[TheYanislav]

@RobloxiaVideos order some from ebay !

[etrinh00azn]

so, i can tolerate 1800 stings?

[TheYanislav]

@etrinh00azn yes you can :D

[1457Angel]

i thought you would just stand still?

[RachelJourneyT8]

if there attracted to movement then why the heck are you running!?!?

[Blackstar2475]

yay now i can survive 1203 sting attacks, none yet, and i have alot to live for!!!

[ziviite11]

Step one- Get fat

[daxtothemax180]

oh sweet now an average american can survive 3000 killer bee stings

[ChristinaWolfle]

@daxtothemax180 the average american isent 300 lbs

[PPDPLegacy123]

Step 1: Run the fuck away and hide

[noorio789]

u will need a flame thrower and a hat for parties

first of all burn the bees

step 2: wear the hat and party :)

[CoolRandomFacts]

RAGE GUY!

[azzaz691]

im fat i cant run oh ya i have a super soker and gas hahahah >:) flametrower!

[TrackMaster555]

WTF if ur in the woods then u wont have soap and water

[dinahmanatee]

This sucks.. My grandma is a beekeeper. I get stung almost daily. Bee stings helps arthritis. ( which I have)

[MyPinky2003]

Was that boy wearing a diaper?!

[Jesserulztheworld]

you will need:

a friend

The ability to run faster than them

[dingumfCallofDuty]

Just bring an electric fly swatter and stand and fight like a man. Bees aren't infinite.

[kidkong584]

@dingumfCallofDuty Killer Bees have like 100,000 bees in a pack.

[dingumfCallofDuty]

@kidkong584 bring two electric fly swatter then

[1fanofmileys]

@kidkong584 good luck then lol

[NeEdYoOhNoW]

Step1: Gain 300 pounds

Step 2:Get the ability to run fast

Step 3:RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

[IzehGIR]

@ShawnMicheals i wouldn't call either of those, i would call SAKURA xD

[ThisLittleAddict]

Optional: Repail

[TheKyle5678]

I can handle 823 stings

[MusicWrittingMonster]

Geez, I should lose some wait. I can handle 930 stings....

[ShawnMicheaIs]

how to survie a killer bee attack?

ans : call naruto or sasuke

[FluffyBunny3451]

i can handle 820 stings

[wrennt]

lol run quickly or get fat this is just like a video-game, you can choose to be athletic and skinny but not take as much damage or a heavy fucker that takes a bunch of hits but slow as hell... what to do..

[mr4y]

#1- Stop messing with beehives.

Plain. Simple.

[boobfacemango]

You will need -

something OTHER than a nappy to cover your genitalia

[altima1fuga2]

why is the guy in the animation still smiling when he's running away from the bees?!?!?!

[gamemaster21301]

you will need:C4

step 1:plant C4 on yourself

step 2:blow yourself up

[penn707]

Step one: RUN THE FUCK AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zulma91]

If it's attracted to movements, why run xD

[Ridleykiller146]

@Zulma91 So you're just gonna stay there and get stung?

[TheKelpiegirl]

Just subscribed, love these vids!

[Softwings100]

Step one: run away

Step two, cover your face

Step three, good luck seeing stuff

[Vlaxerman343]

wait a minute if they're attracted to movement then why bother running?

[AcidSk8ers]

those things come near my house i shoot em'!!!!!!!

[aznelfboi]

Step 1: Don't mess with the fucking bee's

[SRNF]

Howcast Tips-

1 Run quickly, if you can't.....sorry we can't help you *Note* Bees are attracted to movement. (So they are in for a treat if you decide to run for it)

2. Jump into the water. Oh but btw the bees will wait to sting you when come out for air. Since you stopped running they are massing into a giant killer bee army waiting to strike. While your down there think about your family and the good memories of your life.

3. Go up for air.

*Note*You're dead

4. Done.