Heather's Vlog: Twilight

[TheCompletelySerious]

I dunno what was creeper, her dad biting her neck, or that he was watching Ice Skating.

[Stanwriter2000]

Can she spell fuck. I doubt it.

[guitarrejunky]

haha xD 1:50 is epic with her dad^^

[MrSenseofReason]

you are actually a lot like kristen stewart

[duuccckiee]

loveee youu!

[charmedfreak1988]

lmao love it...sweetie I dot ya a dog...:o what??

[ItsMeCamiiii]

i love twilight <3

[Shelbybubba1]

What about True Blood?

[MissSpannerZ]

My sister is called heather campbell, :P

[LolVermillion]

Very attractive vampire she is!

[SuperFashionWorld]

This is the kind of crap people get away with only if they´re absolutely freaking gorgeous..

Well... What more to say...?

She´s gorgeous:)

[iconicnicole1]

they act like she a real vampire

[tookby1]

Hahaha i have to say ur a very very pretty woman ^-^

[donnywhales656]

I'm a god.

[XxMissxCometxX]

Have you ever been to Forks? I think you'd like it. Cloud cover so much you won't break out!!

[MilaKashmire148]

LMAO Her dad is watching Ice Skating

[erm1223]

I think im a cat perdon witch is a black cat!black cats on halloween Are really part cat part Hunan and they roar and ya!but then im part werewolf!its not easy!

[kakashi90314]

im a vampire



[jackthayer]

@kakashi90314 u wish

[MrThunder43]

OMG A PUPPY

[TerryLeeForevernever]

ohhhhh, your fangs become longer when you go outside! gotcha

[jakeaboyshort]

omg dish out blow jobs?............? lol well im here for you. i can help you feel normal.

[nzTPC]

Why did this were in Tejbz suggestions (not his, youtube choice')

[qodui]

I saw where your boobs would be.

[LightningIrving]

I knew this wasn't going to end well... *sigh* And I loved every second of it! <3

[RaddGalaxeyOYTA]

why do you have fangs out side and no fangs inside?

[eNvyCL2]

haha shes got my nme on her jumper and even when she goes out in the sun shes sexy as fukk still :P

[CruisinDaNap]

watch?v=41GGNMAAtEg <-- Weekly Bicycle Adventures

[Stillwater900]

not funny.

[666Reaper13]

When your in the sun you look like you sparkle rubies.

[HayleyBug552]

@larkspurorasphodel lol, what makes you say that? :D

[bariman12]

he lost alot of weight

[larkspurorasphodel]

she's obviously a lesbian.

[TheRose202]

@larkspurorasphodel I wish :< Well, I wish that, and that I knew her :3

[larkspurorasphodel]

@TheRose202 lol! me too :)) she reminds me of the chick from mean girls.

[HentaiOwner]

She: ''Don't get fucking get me started on the Twilight movie''

Me: ''Don't get ME motherfucking started on retards on youtube''

[madlensmad]

jesteś śliczna

[1131phoenix]

ur a reall  vampire awesome

[esotericagenda]

She looked way hotter in these old ones...And the acting and humor is just all around better. I remember loving these videos when I originally subscribed way back when they first came out...When I first saw the recent ones, I thought it just wasn't funny to me anymore, but now that I looked at the old ones again, I realize the new ones just aren't that good.

[emsheartsyou]

You look like Cheryl cole

[Lionheart1188]

Vampires are human/reptilian hybrids...^_^

[PyPKjE]

;DDD Nice girl ;D

[101killerjosh]

Your 600 years old grow up ?... LOL

[ilonabryliova]

dear heather,

i know that you are not a vampire.

you are lieing for everybody. your real name is Megahn Perry you are an actress, and everything what you telling about your live and your family is a bullshit...

[TheCryptidman]

@ilonabryliova Wow! Thanks for telling everyone what we already know!

[BlackKanix11511]

@ilonabryliova dear retard,

we all know but its still funny to watch her videos because shes awesome.

everybody knows vampires DONT exist but its still fun to pretend.

if she wants to be a vampire, let her be a fucking vampire.

[westly2861]

@ilonabryliova are you really that stupid?

[esotericagenda]

@ilonabryliova You can't be serious...Do you actually think vampires exist?! That's what's sort of implied by telling someone "I know you're not a vampire. You're lying..." etc. It basically sounds like you think vampires are real, but you don't think this person is one.

[DieInFire]

@ilonabryliova seriously? you cant be THAT stupid!!!! I mean... C'mon!!! I didn't laugh on your comment, just felt pity for your lack of brains!!!!

[DanaBeaton]

Hahaha you're hilarious. Never seen your videos till now :)

[weheartcookiex3]

Twlightt duh shitt yoo -.- <3

[donce223]

you're HOT.

[zip4512858]

why are you called a vampire

[havendoll]

I've never even seen Twilight but I fucking hate it.

[kperryissue]

I didn't kno vampires were really real. That's so cool. Can I convert er nah ?

[armydelis]

I love you.

[wra32]

Fuck twilight

[ISoundzLikeThis]

soo you were born in 1409 awesome what was that like?

[MysteriousC]

Who is that shouting in the background when she goes outside? Her brother?

[stargatefansg1]

@MysteriousC Sounds like Liam kyle Sullivan aka Kelly

[dcshoe650]

WELL it is what it is in with the vampire makes sense but tehse days yeah lol ur dad should do stand up for realz lol

[vito670]

your dad is also gay , that was ice skating on the tv

[JoelsTunes]

bitch i love you

[HeartsRKool]

It's not diamonds I'll tell ya that much...

[justMidnightroxy]

hey! we are brand new to youtube and subscibers and friends would we so amazing!!!

Thank you!! <3

[zXCooKieMoNstA]

Love twilight lol..love ur vlogs tho!!! (I love rob -3)

[DYhorusYS]

whats this vid about anyway? o.O

[darrenmuse]

Do vampires like getting ass blasted?

[joshrobertcassey]

Hey heather how about them digits. First date tanning salon, or italian resteraunt. But first you gotta meet my uncle Van Hellsing. After i pick up some flea shampoo for me... dog spot. Which makes me wonder. Does jacob have fleas? Does he go to a hospital or a vet? Is he house broken? Do you think he might try and hump bells leg and or pee around her house? just wondering

[hppande]

i thought vampires were supposed turn to dust when there in the sunlight..........like the movie blade....thats what vampires r supposed to be like in my opinion

[gandalf587]

I don't discriminate, I accept blowjobs from humans and vampires alike, so please don't hesitate.

[joshrobertcassey]

@gandalf587 your looking at a lot of chaffing from a vampire though and a bad circumsion if it goes wrong

[gandalf587]

@joshrobertcassey Yes, it's best to go slow with vampires. Maybe she can bring her friend 'Kelly' if she wants.

[sarahewright9]

Jeez, is her dad watching figure skating?

[DeadGirl303]

Heathers fuckin rad!!! Make more of her videos!!

[gleefulgingernut]

GO HEATHER i mean im not a vampire but god twilght sucks its a whole lot of shit

[Theboofactor]

lol sweety i got you a dog what!?!?

[francisamazing]

You are really into twillight..

[kidralin1]

@francisamazing Yeah, look at all that enthusiasm...

[illegalimmigrant101]

to all...type onutube,,,cloack of secrecy.....watch the first video and also type these....damn them avideo ....ewatch the first video very nice movie

[griffonpop]

omg I reckon the Heather girl would play a good Bella :)

[DinoCadet]

i love her dad

[Luigispin236FIlms]

due to the fact the heathers vlog is recorded with a crappy camera, and no editing, im starting to get scared that shes a real vampire! :O

[PeytonicPlague]

rofl I love when he randomly gives her a dog XD

[Alicee2105]

does this girl actually think she's a vampire or is she taking the mick? i can't telll...... hahahha

[emailman0909]

2:00 ftw

[digdogfish40]

ur 600 years old GROW UP! lol pricless

[KnivesOfForks]

Go girl!!!

[MDGrimus]

i came here because i saw a beautiful girl in the screen shot.

[metallicavlad]

@MDGrimus hahaha me too

[Staward]

That's one hot vampire

[TheDetroitMC]

Hey, I think I saw you once! You came to Wisconsin to hunt with your dad and then we hung out for a bit.. I mean, I don't know if you remember that since it was nearly 50 years ago, but it'd be nice if we continued to stay in touch. Fuck those sparkly fake vampires (;, come here. I can't tell you my name since I'll be a dead vampire if I do but I gave you my youtube page so you probably already know who I am. haha sorry this is so long, ttyl heather :)

[MissJoCarterx]

U look like cheryl cole x

[ChuckyBlackheart]

@MissJoCarterx I thought that too.

[ImmunityStrategist]

Jeez, guys, vampires aren't real. Quit asking her if she is.

[lolitzvelda]

i mean r u REALLY vampire

[vdubnerd]

My fathers shit stinks up the bathroom all fackin day!

[yukariminato]

@vdubnerd why are you telling this to us!? TMI xD

[cindy9881]

ARE YOU A REAL VAMPIRE!!??

[jerkthezerk]

What I am watching, is what happens when someone who took drama all 8 semesters of high school enters the real world.

[angelizedaddy]

r u a real vampire

[Mamy210]

"Where is this house, in Oregon ,with all these hot fucking vampires living with their hot ass fucking parents. There rich and there HOT and I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THEM.

FUCK."

I loved it.

[AugustusLarch]

This is an awesome vlog about vampires.

You be carefull when you are hunting.

[Alleyhellcat]

lol Are You Sure Your Dad's Not Gay?... Because He's Always Watching Ice Skating Behind Your Back XD

[finchmister1992]

Heather, you are a hawty :D I wanna fuck u

[SOLID2INFINITY]

tear my heart open, I sew myself shut. My weakness is that I care too much. And my scars remind me that the past is real... pimples....... :)

[cami123bc]

Re poast :Doggie!!:D

[legolascowgirl]

Sweetie i got u a dog. What?! Hahaha lol

[Xtermination100]

doggie :D

[GerardWayRox1119]

Hahhaha the guy watching figure skating in the background :]

[KuranYuuki100]

Hey, I know where you're coming from. If you ever wanna chat just drop me a line or send me a message.

[Parkwaydrove]

twilight is shit! w00t

[eaminnick]

hey do you actually have allergies to the sun?!?

[geowfire77]

Um...vampires are not real! תפסיק לסגוד השטן לברוח לסגוד הרע. תתעוררו

[VlogginLife]

My biggest issue with the twilight movies was that they used Egyptian lore for the vampires. I always hated their vampire lore.

[thextremepowershow]

Id do her :3

[bbestboy14]

lets have sex

[RachelMartens]

2:23

[hannahtsh]

YOU WERE ON DAWSON'S CREEK!!!! <3

[katayybby]

R u really a vampire

[NativeNorwegian]

@katayybby WTF? Hahahahahaha!! xD Are you fucking kidding me?? xD HAhahaahahah...

[katayybby]

R u really a vampire

[penutbuttaluva75]

Oh my God you are so hot.

[narutorulez4ever]

She has the voice of bella and the looks of ashlee green -33333

[JacobSikk]

Possibilities

[CheeseLovingChester]

i fucking HATE twilight!

[Etaukan]

I lol'd.

^_^

[RayBay516]

You would be better as Edward's Girlfriend.... XD

[RayBay516]

Fat guy in the background... hehe

[colouredscriblesrule]

You look like Cher Lloyd. xD

[bIoodypingu]

Fap fap fap.

[iloveskybread]

REALLY!!!!!! what little bitch actually BELIVES that vampires sparkle?!?!?!

psh!

[isaac3newton]

Cute ;)

[kiwishark123]

are you really a rampire

[bwood1234qwert]

woah, heather is gorgeous!

[StuTheLurker]

u remind me of scientist ricardo doorkings ...u debark miffs like kno one nose, u scene of humor 2 lyk robyn willyam.. but swearing lots. u can teach me swearing and the slung, i kno little in classes og engliss in longon

[BENTLEYQUEMP]

lol...twilight.....a vampire story for dim,12 year old girls.....

[TheDecShow]

Is my first vlog good?

[lilanimegurl113]

I love her! LOL. And I love Kelly, too!

[MikeCooperMusic]

Thanks for your video! Click my name to see my take on things with MCM Vlog!

[twirlingchair]

I've got to watch more of your vlogs but first I have to fix a mars land rover that I salvaged.

[tanujgaurav]

scratch that....she looks more like cheryl cole

[tanujgaurav]

she looks like avril lavigne

[ThatHauntFreak]

She's so pretty, even with the breakout! lol

[chucknorrisgawd]

I don't get this obsession with vampires...fucking creeps

[JeeRaph]

@chucknorrisgawd How many chuck norris jokes do you know off the top of your head?

[automatikred]

@JeeRaph lulz what's with YT and Chuck Norris jokes, lulz

[SexyPrincessBella21]

@chucknorrisgawd screw u loser :D

[DaneHardyz16]

So Twilight................Go Fuck Your Mother.

[MuheroO]

Give back her eyes to Boxxxy !

[poodfeets]

arent you married to shaycarl

[Aaron91xXx]

dear heather: I wanna make baby vampires with you!

[Skittlebuns]

u just made me lauph like a 3r old on acid,nice!

[Gazzthemightyarseole]

i think the fat guy is more intrested in hamburgers than blood

[iHopeYourDayIsRuined]

@MotherTeresasCunt it must be huge

[Gazzthemightyarseole]

@iHopeYourDayIsRuined like the grand canyon

[thebrb30000]

@MotherTeresasCunt Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

[googlyeyeseyes123]

@MotherTeresasCunt the size of ur dads

[KOSMOSandTELOS]

lmao

i love the end

"sweetie I got ya a dog"

*squeaky voice* "what??"

[nevs12]

helo funny father, you are prety, greetings fron mexico bye

[Teaserama]

haha you talk like a truck driver, fantastic.

[AnniliWho]

haha, how is it to be a vampire? :D:D:D:D

[fabal26]

twillight is so wrong

[LimeGreenWolf]

I saw you in a Colgate commercial =D

[fabal26]

ugggggg i love this vido

[pattiebrewster]

haha twillight is so bad!!! that video really made me laugh. you're so pretty too! please check out my video diary!! pattie :)

[kitandpupandfish]

i LOOOOVE heather!

[ILikeCookies3333]

I heard the first few curswords of this video and that was enough for me to subscribe

[MrXXIMPOSSIBLEXX]

your fit

but calm down lol

cya babe

[TheNinjaHurtle]

you need to wash your mouth with soap