Epic bass solo lesson

[StingBear]

Haha best troll ever xD

Well done :)

[BassistTurk]

Jesus's himself blessed him...

[Raro404]

Oh hay there.

[michaelhurley40]

why did i watch this

[cjms1997]

i find this amusing lol he's trolling you ya douche bags

[dutchBrowjUnkie]

is he for real? i started bass 2 days ago andi can play better stuff

[BigfootEvolution]

Bass: Fat chord for fat finger.

[mambol1337]

YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO LIVE FUCKING FATASS

[Ezequiel2545]

Yo lo baanco al pobre pibe, tengan un poco de compasion, manga de forros

[Answers403]

Trolololol

[VexDropper]

UHH, SOME ADVANCED SHIT RIGHT THERE.

[elbruno28]

Are you trolling?

[JoshuaRFox]

"this is pretty...advanced, uh, song" clearly. i'm still tripping balls trying to play it.

[duar97]

the way he looks to the camera he must have a chocolate as background

[Ihear1color]

HELLOOO!!! EARTH to...you..!

[Chuichupachichi]

"EPIC"

The next Chris Farley!

[xxhiyanxx]

417 people just got trolled

[SuperAsru]

play bass like a boss

[rampage222555]

troll succesful!

[AceOfBass2277]

Awesome!

[KnockKnockXD]

Speaking for Simon from X-Factor, this is...utterly dreadful.

[Luciparkjazz1]

This is really funny, and nobody seems to catch it, so that's even funnier!

With all those teachers on youtube who can't play at all, this is a very clever critic...

[maidenhead6661]

OMG he's mastered the bass..!

[TheStephenator1000]

I'm pretty sure he's joking, but i can't be sure...

[aderhole]

OMG  ... fucking nice ...

[dirtbones]

Fucking bauss :D

[braidonridge]

you fn rock

[jma111000]

Pretty funny dude, don't know why people need to be mean, he seems pretty cool :)

[chameo5]

Your fucking epic! and I'm not just saying that, your funny and i would so watch all your vidz. \m/

[MrDxegx]

why andy milonakis play the bass?

[BallsWideDeep]

teach on sensei

[locochavez95]

yeh dude look around like you forgot you turned the camera on a few seconds before

[ian12345ful]

He is a Pro ;)

[AntiVaccine2]

@ian12345ful see my vids&learn herbs as reishi,kelp,kale,pine,coriande­r,cayenne,dill etC.

[MrSttelnoj]

wicked. This is refreshing!

[annonvin]

He`s great! In Germany we have a film actor simular like him. Otfried Fisher! He`s lethargic like our bass master

[Knispel1963]

it is a joke, right? tell me it is a joke....

[jackroulettedares]

lolololololololololololol

[BassAgainst]

gtfo nerd wtf is this im about to puke

[black1swan2green3]

fat bitch

[ShyRos3]

1:22 "...That's how you play Mary Had a Little Lamb on the bass, it's a REALLY HARD song, but it's a classic."

1:47 "I'm going to leave you with a question... [pauses & looks around] Nvm, I don't have a question."

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[Osama213]

whoa whoa whoa whoa. hold up, slow down.

[Deimiond]

Hey we all start from scratch. Practice practice practice!

[3xAPCGaming]

The Dot? Difficult Song? Fail with Fret Names? Cannot play correctly.

You Suck sir.

If you even bother to respond saying, wheres your lesson? I will make one just to prove to you, that you suck.

Not coming back next week.

Don't ask questions stay away from the bass.

Yes I'm harsh but you suck.

[Gojiramusic1]

Holy shit, Justin bieber became that?

[XERZUS]

thanks been tryin to learn that song for years, you are truly the bass master:)

[MsFletcher13]

I just don't understand

[collyflower74]

This is very funny!! I have watchid it at least 5 times now. Its amazing.

[NismoGizmos]

wait this camera isnt cake??

[Snarehead00]

Lover!

[darkoverkill123]

This is the funniest shit i hope your not serious

[Mezm3rize]

I clicked the thumbnail because he's fat.

[malmstrethai]

@Mezm3rize same.

[SplinterFTW]

Troll lvl over900

[superdupermegajulian]

he is fat ugly and stupid!

[CaptSwagger]

@superdupermegajulian shut the hell up you inconsiderate fuck. 

[SyianZi]

WIN

[HazardousVids]

-_- so you're saying that you've just about mastered the bass....and you don't know what the "dots" are... AT ALL!!! if I were to face palm myself to equal your level of fail, my palm would go out the back of my head instantly killing me. you have made me and many other musicians very sad having to watch this...this thing.

good day sir!

[lesk15]

@HazardousVids he´s a kid.

[TheTAJ658]

@HazardousVids holy shit, it's a joke dude. lol chill

[collyflower74]

@HazardousVids He has also made me and many other musicians very happy watching this.

[CharlesHanratty]

hahahahaahahaha your a legend

[AndyFowlerVlogs]

'Wait, I messed up again, don't do that'

[KmanChris]

pro's teaching pro's

[LesKrap]

HAHAHA it is funny because he is fat

[eddvyz]

he really looks like Peter Griffin :D

[Yngwie69]

If Peter Griffin and Napolean Dynamite had a baby this would be the outcome.

[irJackTV]

your pretty funny dude.

[xxxvincentt]

omg buddy ur the chumlee of bass, kudos

[Koolikoo]

i looove this!!

[georgszilagyi123]

you look like jake harper :D



[Caisamo]

Chuby dude lol xD

[MrPunksmash]

do people even use the word ''epic'' now these days?...

[andjames22]

Fatty want a cupcake?

[dantekillnero]

dude i love this.haha

[daniel333999333]

ok now play a portrait of tracy

[RanDumbBam]

hes a god in my country leave him alone.

[dante4d]

"It's pretty advanced stuff" and then he explains where to place your finger for 30 seconds. This way it would take 56348234 years to learn any actual song.

[WildMonkeyDance]

Let people say whatever the hell they want. I laughed my ass off.

[rops2101]

jewbacca



[m3lsm4n]

bassmaster?????.....HAHAHAHA..­..you are really pro!!!! HAHAHAHA

[cyberjja]

lol

[fastandbulbis]

HAHAHAHA make another one! 

[txissco17]

1:26 EPIC

[bishvilma]

man. you are the best !

[TheSnowman134]

I think you might need a bit more practice.

[czibzol]

Nice! I have never seen this amazing and professional bass technique... You are the next Pastorius:DDDDDDD

[cpettyii]

I really hope this was a joke

[AlternativeTaco]

my mom came in my room and said "wtf >:/

[RocketSmurf85]

lol i like it

[tate180]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrJohnwilhelm]

HAHAHAHAHH WATAFAAKK

[SKARKIBANEZ]

OH GOD WHAT A FAIL.......

[WILLIEJAM911]

after 6 years of bass i have never encountered a harder song teach me i need to learn this impossible song!!!

[enzo12yfranco9]

ROFLMAOADMFA SO FUCKING HARD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[tylermorin1000]

boring he messed up and that dot is a a fret its always on a guitar and why would u mess up and gay song i can play that song with my eyes closed with out messing up

[dara4gulshan4ever]

I'm the stupid number 64,695

[lyricdave47]

This guy is hilarious!!! Love it! 

[ballsauce2]

LOL XD

[CesarCoelloM]

:pokerface:

[wendall101]

haha this was awesome :D

[Megasockman98]

that sucked



[fefe83013]

The Griffin

[pugehenislol]

I CAN'T BREEEEAAAAATTH!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA xD

[sebbe91]

@pugehenislol rofl xd

[TheNaph]

Poor bass...

[juns1992]

lol Sh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~it damn it was funny

[ciromago]

chees low isss papachissss where can i get the tabs?hahahahahaha

[LoverofSOAD]

Man you have a serious poker face dude. I was cracking up XD.

[matthewbbbbbbbbbbb]

I "liked" the living shit outta this video. if i played this well, id get so much poontang

[1325ACO]

I WUVVV YOU CHUNK!!!!

[yupas1994]

Maybe it's time for a new bass video :D. I might make a LEGIT music channel soon so be prepared for real bass and not bassmaster75 haha. Btw my band has a new single out thats free to download! just look permeation up on bandcamp! It's called nobody knows! Thanks!!

[Loltrolls123]

@yupas1994 Permeation? More like Pernetration

[miltrone]

hahhaha, is this for real??

[scpaistechina]

Even the dog thinks you can't play!

[Pgpg88]

Who is dead man?

[plainassrandom]

B=D

[LuiGi0257]

Its funny cuz he's fat

[weekend991]

do the truffel shuffle

[cash9442]

what the fuck

[ZacharySchroeder]

=D

[medic2009guy]

man i can't believe it only took you two takes on that second part, i've been following along for weeks and its just too much

[badmotherbucker]

what the shit was that

[sajsidhartha]

LOL .. bass master 75

[Loopey111111]

LOL AHAHA, GREAT STUFF. IT TEACHES US SO MUCH.

[MrRandomness3334]

HAHAHAHAHA XD

Dude!!

That was fuckin epic!! XD

[MarkosBertello]

q maestro!

[kungfuridinghood]

I like. :D More posts!

[crazedgunmanvideo]

You know what? This is the kind of thing that is actually needed in the tutorial video community. Light em up. Too damn serious, imo.

[MrKennedy8697]

Mey querido aprende o braço do baixo .. é bom !

[WestShoW1]

Motherfucker!

[WestShoW1]

Gordo filho da puta que lixo vai aprender tocar desgraçado!

[psyc0sis17]

Buy a fucking amp :D

[psyc0sis17]

U SUCK! :D

[Pidza48]

weedyman...

[tthom580]

HAHAHAHHAAH treverpitts everybody. I'm honestly curious if this is a parody of that guys videos.

[oxbowthesorrow]

:S

[cschuck320]

haha this was actually pretty funny. I wasn't expecting it to be but it was.

[UnFallinRain]

FUCK YEAH!! wooh play it more, this is funny

[beautifulplacebo]

This is a joke, right?

[XX15214]

HAHAHAHHAHAA I guess this guy wear XL underwear

[taurus26m]

marry had a little lamp... Epic!

[bene10guy]

bodão??? D:

[cocobass]

Tabs please-

[thekoteshita666]

where is your neck ??? Turtle boy

[J0hnyUtah]

Greatest video on all planets.

[maximoakiles]

wats up peter grifin jjeejeeeeeeeeeeeee



[ettorejim]

Take a coffeeeeee..!!

[gangstazombiekilla]

I didn't know Cartman played bass... nor that he actually calls himself 'bassmaster'...

[ChanceC5]

DUDE! YOU ARE @#$%ing AWESOME!!!!! :)

[23chopperrob]

yo bassmaster you  play bass better then lars ulrich plays drums!!

[harvey1954]

Keep at it, kid. You'll get there.

[behjoh]

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[hombreloco21]

come in Greece eat a "SOUVLAKI" AND PUT THE BASS DOWN!:P

[Garbleon]

Ok, i'm just kiddin', no offence, dude!

It's obvious that you don't know how to play bass.

But you are extremely good in comedy.

Seriusly, you have a talent.

Your face expressions and your talkin' was fantastic!

So, try to become Jack Black and then start a band!

[yupas1994]

@Garbleon I can play for real, maybe I should make a video of me really playing bass sometime haha

[sandkastenacc]

you rock dude !!! make me a child !!!!!!

[bolo9781]

@Garbleon

Ah Ah Ah.

Ma ha un a faccia da maiale questo qua'.

Voi americani sembrate delle mucche.

Siete quello che mangiate.

Mangiate meno carne o vi confiate tutti cosi'

W la dieta mediterranea

[Garbleon]

@bolo9781 My friend i don't speak italian unfortunately. However, i come from a country close to yours. Actually, we are neighbours! Greetings from Greece!

I think you are referring to food? Mangiare means to eat, right? And dieta mediterranea is translated to english as mediterranean diet.

My friend, these two words are of greek origin.

In greek language is (greeklish) mesogeiakh (medi means middle, in greek meso, terra means earth, in greek gaia, gh, mediterranean comes from ancient) diaita.

[mrcrowley951]

@Garbleon lol,edw erxontai gia epic bass lesson kai esy tous mathaineis proaileyseis twn leksewn XD

[Garbleon]

@mrcrowley951 Ela re patrida! Afou oi mises kai pano lekseis ehoun ellhnikh proeleysh, logiko den einai? lol

Pantos to mathima tou filou htan toso epico, poy ksehasa oti kapote eixa dei thn trilogia toy Lord of the Rings! lol

[mrcrowley951]

@Garbleon hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaahAAAAA!!!

[Garbleon]

OMG this is the best bass player i have ever seen in my life!

What an amazing technique!

Compared to him, Victor Wooten is an amateur!

Even a dog gets excited and starts barking in the end!

Next time, use an amp, man!

And please play jingle bells! In a week from now, we're having christmas.

[edlift]

Lmao. That was funny

[mrvietcong1]

Wow ur great =DD Can you learn me that ? I think i never seen better bassist like u !!!