Waste of money. A flat name plate is enough. Even better, cremate the bodies so they don't take up space or do like some eastern cultures do, just toss the bugger in a ditch so the wild animals can have a decent meal. When I die, I want all my organs to be donated to whoever needs them, and the rest turned into fertilizer. The hell with being a self righteous git with a monument.
Maybe this asshole Bob wasn't such an asshole... maybe his kids were fuckin' jerks and he got a big-ass tombstone just to use up all his fucking life savings just so he could screw them outta their fucking inheritance.
If that's the case, I say fuck yeah, Bob, get yourself a fucking monument. Fuck those greedy kids.
Personally when I'm dead, I don't care if my body is dumped in a dump, cut up for science or fed to a tribe of cannibals. Death is far to expensive for my reletives to even bother with
I think some cemeteries have rules about the tombstones. I know in the city one here, EVERYONE gets a flat plate in the ground--the big monument types of things are only in the older section. Someone told me once it's because the groundskeepers can run the lawnmowers more easily.
In this video you are being a presumptuous prick because you have no way of knowing why Bob built such an elaborate tomb stone. Did it cross your mind that he may have done it to add aesthetic value to the cemetery as a whole? No that you are a prick, 99% of the time, I like about every thing you have to say, but this time, I think you let your emotions get hold of you.
No, it's presumptious of you to think that it's because the guy wanted to make the cemetary look better. You don't go to cemetaries for the art, you go to mourn loved ones. I don't care about how nice the tombstones look, I care about the loved one who is lying where I am.
Well ok lets date the tombstone ok,because the custom here in the states was "yes" to go to the cemetery to see the art and to picnic.meandering couples and families used to visit grave yards and look at tombs and picnic on weekends and evenings because usually they were the only park like settings in cities.And i don't agree with it being a presumption to say what I said anymore than what you did.
Only goths and weirdos go to look at the art. Most people go to mourn. I went to my wife's great-grandparents tombstone to show support. I didn't go to look at the "artistic mastery" behind the tombstones in the place.
I want to be burned and dumped in Boston Harbor. If my people bury me in a cemetery, or have an open casket wake, or drag my corpse into a church, I will be fucking pissed.
Some of them do. The churches aren't funded by taxes, so they can't be required to offer plots for everyone. It's quite a big business actually; people pay good money for a nice view.
Ainoastaan muinaiset Egyptiläiset ottivat kuolemisen enemmän tosissaan kuin amerikkalaiset.... outoa porukkaa.
Bob died saving the lives of 50 children btw. The Parents had a collection and got him a tomb stone worthy of a hero. And then YOU come along Atheismo and tell him: "Fuck you Bob, glad you're dead."
Tomb evny is an ugly thing. There's no way I'm letting you anywhere near my Grand Morselium.
Well that was pretty fuckin' harsh. I hate to agree with the other guy because for the most part I have shared your POV on many other topics., however how do you know he bought it? Perhaps it was a send off from his family for being the best fuckin dude around..best Dad, best friend, best fuck..whatever. Methinks you're overly projecting...pretty unfuckin' cool. I still like your work, but this has personal issue written all over it. Peace be fuckin' with
You do know that, he might have grown up poor, knowing the church and only that cementary. He might be laying there just for sentimental reasons. After all if he prepared his death so much to have an obelisk with an angel ontop of it then he must have had a reason why he rather be there instead of being in a rich man places. Who knows maybe even his mother and father are laying there.
I hope you danced/pissed/took a dump/puked/came/etc. on several of these graves?
Any Atheists worth his salt would of, who with more than half a functional brain gives a fucking shit about a rotting corpse?
At least you burned that "keeping-up with the johneses" fucker, I too am glad that ass hole is rotting.
toulouse666 11 months ago
Lolsky. "Fuck you Bob." Hey, maybe he's a vampire and the stone angel is keeping his coffin shut!
TheAtomicist42 1 year ago
Waste of money. A flat name plate is enough. Even better, cremate the bodies so they don't take up space or do like some eastern cultures do, just toss the bugger in a ditch so the wild animals can have a decent meal. When I die, I want all my organs to be donated to whoever needs them, and the rest turned into fertilizer. The hell with being a self righteous git with a monument.
TechnomancerMorhion 2 years ago
In the cemetary of the blind the one-eyed man is...still dead.
FractalHelix777 2 years ago
In Poland everyone has a nice stone tomb... i was shocked to find american graves to be so flat, or to have just little tombs.
dragonofthedarknight 2 years ago
Maybe this asshole Bob wasn't such an asshole... maybe his kids were fuckin' jerks and he got a big-ass tombstone just to use up all his fucking life savings just so he could screw them outta their fucking inheritance.
If that's the case, I say fuck yeah, Bob, get yourself a fucking monument. Fuck those greedy kids.
endergt 2 years ago 3
Personally when I'm dead, I don't care if my body is dumped in a dump, cut up for science or fed to a tribe of cannibals. Death is far to expensive for my reletives to even bother with
AsheIsTheRaven 2 years ago
Great video, bur what's with the sound? It sounds like it came over a fucking phone.
TheRealPowa 2 years ago
This was the best PSA yet.
Oh yeah. (Thunder, Thunder, Thundercunts HOOOO!!!)
ApemanD 2 years ago
I think some cemeteries have rules about the tombstones. I know in the city one here, EVERYONE gets a flat plate in the ground--the big monument types of things are only in the older section. Someone told me once it's because the groundskeepers can run the lawnmowers more easily.
roentgen571 2 years ago
In this video you are being a presumptuous prick because you have no way of knowing why Bob built such an elaborate tomb stone. Did it cross your mind that he may have done it to add aesthetic value to the cemetery as a whole? No that you are a prick, 99% of the time, I like about every thing you have to say, but this time, I think you let your emotions get hold of you.
YogiToad 2 years ago
No, it's presumptious of you to think that it's because the guy wanted to make the cemetary look better. You don't go to cemetaries for the art, you go to mourn loved ones. I don't care about how nice the tombstones look, I care about the loved one who is lying where I am.
abaddon5 2 years ago 2
Well ok lets date the tombstone ok,because the custom here in the states was "yes" to go to the cemetery to see the art and to picnic.meandering couples and families used to visit grave yards and look at tombs and picnic on weekends and evenings because usually they were the only park like settings in cities.And i don't agree with it being a presumption to say what I said anymore than what you did.
YogiToad 2 years ago
Only goths and weirdos go to look at the art. Most people go to mourn. I went to my wife's great-grandparents tombstone to show support. I didn't go to look at the "artistic mastery" behind the tombstones in the place.
abaddon5 2 years ago
I want to be burned and dumped in Boston Harbor. If my people bury me in a cemetery, or have an open casket wake, or drag my corpse into a church, I will be fucking pissed.
onlywhenprovoked 2 years ago
Fuck Bob, fuck him in his stupid ass! Fucking asshole Bob being a condescending shallow prick even in death...
DoomedEarth 2 years ago
LOL!
True genius! (Fuck)
rockerwere 2 years ago
This asshole got pwn'd from the motherfucking grave!
Jimb0can 2 years ago
You have difrent cemetery for poor people?!
Turmootti 2 years ago
Some of them do. The churches aren't funded by taxes, so they can't be required to offer plots for everyone. It's quite a big business actually; people pay good money for a nice view.
Ainoastaan muinaiset Egyptiläiset ottivat kuolemisen enemmän tosissaan kuin amerikkalaiset.... outoa porukkaa.
TETSUno1 2 years ago
Apparently he who dies with the most stuff does win but that still makes them an asshole.
Nihilist127 2 years ago
Bob died saving the lives of 50 children btw. The Parents had a collection and got him a tomb stone worthy of a hero. And then YOU come along Atheismo and tell him: "Fuck you Bob, glad you're dead."
Tomb evny is an ugly thing. There's no way I'm letting you anywhere near my Grand Morselium.
aka4x7b 2 years ago 6
Well that was pretty fuckin' harsh. I hate to agree with the other guy because for the most part I have shared your POV on many other topics., however how do you know he bought it? Perhaps it was a send off from his family for being the best fuckin dude around..best Dad, best friend, best fuck..whatever. Methinks you're overly projecting...pretty unfuckin' cool. I still like your work, but this has personal issue written all over it. Peace be fuckin' with
MasterOhSo 2 years ago 2
I fucking love these PSA's
Morrakiu 2 years ago 3
You do know that, he might have grown up poor, knowing the church and only that cementary. He might be laying there just for sentimental reasons. After all if he prepared his death so much to have an obelisk with an angel ontop of it then he must have had a reason why he rather be there instead of being in a rich man places. Who knows maybe even his mother and father are laying there.
NathanWubs 2 years ago
Maybe.
Either way, please add some profanity to your comment.
Otherwise, I'll have to delete it.
(poop)
AlmightyAtheismo 2 years ago
Fine dickhead mother fuck that made baseless assumptions. That better?
NathanWubs 2 years ago
I fucking agree with NathanWubs and am also extending some god damned profanities to his comment so you would not delete it.
There are many reasons why he could have been buried there and event why he could have had that statue even if he didn't prepare it himself.
But it is also true that he could just been one mother fuckinf asshole... we can't know.
Draugo 2 years ago
Geif dox so we can pee on it.
anthonzi 2 years ago
"Dick move, dead guy. Dick move."
Zero4Mars 2 years ago
Post-mordem pwnage, bitch!
kirke420 2 years ago
I've been votebot'd again, I need help O.O
TheReasonWhyGuy 2 years ago
I'm sorry you've been botted, but this really isn't the proper channel to go through.
Have you tried contacting Ediblenapalm at his Underthebridge channel?
(fuсk)
AlmightyAtheismo 2 years ago
Thanks for the advice, I'm just going to "friends" videos and commenting...
Also, I love you (fucking) ridiculous rule about cursing XD
TheReasonWhyGuy 2 years ago 3