Family Guy - Wheelchair

[BizarreGuitar18]

Press 7 then 4 "Mustard is useless!"

[Thunderstar1000]

i was impaired from the waist down once .....then i took a wheel chair to the knee 

[halabrdave]

I can really say that was unexpected

[Johnnywiseify]

11 People are useless

[N04C]

SHUT UP!!

[xXUNDEADCALIBURXx]

What episode is this?

[kittymonsterable]

i wish my home phone would do that

[PurblePlacecomm2]

THIS IS MY COMMENT! THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MY! WITHOUT ME MY COMMENT IS USELESS! WITHOUT MY COMMENT I AM USELESS *MUMs TALKNIG* SHUT UP. MUM: okey

[Taheelur123]

@PurblePlacecomm2 You're right, it's not a reference to Jarhead. It's a reference to the Marine Corps Rifleman's Creed. Good call.

[LEVIticusPHENOM]

god i miss seinfeld

[idkplayer925]

Ahhh Jarhead Reference, old times

[fineboy12]

@idkplayer925 Jarhead - 2005, Full metal jacket - 1987, Im pretty sure its not a Jarhead reference.

[Taheelur123]

@fineboy12 You're right, it's not a reference to Jarhead. It's a reference to the Marine Corps Rifleman's Creed.

[NessLover94]

"Det är min rullstol! Det finns många men den här är min!

Utan mig är den värdelös! Utan den är jag värdelös!"

RING

"Håll käften!" "okej"

[crpoirrier]

thii2 rule2

[odrauding2]

hahaha lol i love the way he screams

[DarrenSdead]

kinda like me and ma peenus :D

[AuroraCypher]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

i love Family Guy

[psnjusrunning]

Full Metal Jacket love it.

[reeddavenport2]

@lebronluver21 I pick joe saying "SHUT UP!!"

[lebronluver21]

@reeddavenport2 now that i have watched this video repeatedly i'll have to go with the telephone saying "OKAYYY!!" haha

[XxSocialTechxX]

10 people are useless because they don't have a wheelchair.

[Griesmayer]

WITHOUT ME MY WHEELCHAIR IS USELESS! WITHOUT MY WHEELCHAIR I AM USELESS!

[skybluemonty]

@Griesmayer Wow is that what he said?? Without people like you repeating what was said in a video I would never know what on earth is said in you tube videos... Congratulations for doing a service to the community!!

[Griesmayer]

@skybluemonty I provide free services for the deaf.

[Royalknight1990]

Full Metal Jacket lol xD

[sensentel]

SHUT UP!!

[Lugo428]

@sensentel OK!

[tweety0893]

Lmfaoo the phone sounds gay

[golcor]

LOL i watched the guy who made that poem like two weeks ago. that is awsome

[DyLaNWiLLEatYoBaBy]

FULL METAL JACKET FTW!

[tomopeth]

10 people are USELESS

[tiptap5]

okeyy

[MyMintBerryCrunch]

press 4, 2 then 8

[marroquinjonathan88]

Lmao

[Sp00LcoX99]

Jarhead reference hahaha

[sweet58441]

@LongLostDrummer yes you are

[LDShaun]

@LongLostDrummer nice copy there

[O0oSorousho0O]

@LongLostDrummer THIS IS A COPIED COMMENT. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE. WITHOUT ME THIS COMMENT IS USELESS. WITHOUT THE COMMENT, I AM USELESS !

[TheAGFOREVERSTUDIOS]

okayyy thats what i say when my mom is mad and she yells at me

[lebronluver21]

ok, I can't decide which was funnier...Joe yelling at the phone or the way the phone siad "Okaaayyy" lol

[Mrosen7542]

You're getting SLACKS!!!!

[SSBurai]

SHUT UP!

[MrFlyguy124]

press 8 :D

[lebronluver21]

OH MY FREAKIN' GOSH!! THAT WAS WAY TOO FUNNY!

*phone rings* Joe: SHUT UP! Phone: Okayyy! !LMFAO!

[shane112able]

@lebronluver21 are you gay? whit your OH MY FREAKING GOSH

[lebronluver21]

@shane112able im a girl dumbassss

[IHartPie101]

He screams a lot.

[jumper30000]

Joe, that was right in my fucking ear.

[blackw302]

wish my phone could talk.

[WillDrache]

wish my phone was like this

[Joemamma69000]

Joe is pissed.

[TheFlashback1969]

Full Metal Jacket!

[Metallifreak91]

@TheFlashback1969 Rifleman's Creed. Just From product of Parris Island

[afonsanho]

@TheFlashback1969 more like full metal weelchair

[Taheelur123]

@TheFlashback1969 you mean, "Marine Corps!"

[EDWARDxELRICxLOVER]

haha this ismy stapler! there r many other staplers but this 1 is mine!

[shiningdragonz]

this makes me happy...

[TheRocksta123]

okkay

[SDTroopa]

Rifleman's Creed, but with wheelchairs.

[GligarTheWarrior]

@SDTroopa cripple's creed? lol

[SID922rus]

press 8 for shut up!

[powpowman98]

Who's the actor that plays him?

[Dillonquador]

@powpowman98 Patrick F***ing Warburton, Son!

[tae1K]

THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS IS MINE

[666stet]

this is my wheelchair, they are many like it but this 1 is mine, without me my wheelchair is useless, without my wheelchair i am useless,,,,SHUTUP ahaha that shit made me laugh

[ichekov]

full metal jacket

[zachattack02048]

If u are looking for episode it's baby not on board

[BlueAuraWolf]

NOW YOU GET IN THERE, AND YOU KICK THAT FISH'S ASS!

[evilprimrose]

SHUTUP! ok.....

[go2poptropica]

ya shut up phone. He's having his private time

[DFHC29]

it was altered from the movie "jarhead"

[Lugo428]

@DFHC29 You don't even have to watch the movie to know. THIS IS MY RIFLE! THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE! WITHOUT ME, MY RIFLE IS USELESS! WITHOUT MY RIFLE, I AM USELESS. I didn't even know that movie existed, I thought they did this at Marine Corps boot camp.

[SINStrykerSF]

@Lugo428

Actually I believe Full Metal Jacket used it first.

[SeraphSoldier]

@DFHC29 it's an actual marine thing actually.... jarhead just happened to use it.....

[SINStrykerSF]

@SeraphSoldier

Actually I believe Full Metal Jacket used it first.

[Blackevil23]

SHUT UP!

"Okay D: "

[Worldsnicestteengirl]

Jaja

[imtink2s]

Oh yeah sup people who watched this video

[imtink2s]

Lol "shut up" "ok"

[BWayans2001]

Hahahaha! Joe sounds pissed.

[iloveconoregan]

ok....

[SSBbrawler11]

Haha, this is the first family guy joke I saw that I thought was hillarious xD

[A7XRULES1027]

k...

[0OXFOREVERO0]

THIS IS MY PENIS! THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE! WITHOUT ME, MY PENIS IS USELESS! WITHOUT MY PENIS, I AM USELESS!

SHUT UP!!

[TGamer43]

@0OXFOREVERO0 okay

[MetalCore2010]

THIS IS MY SLUT! THERE ARE MANY LIKE HER,BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!WITHOUT ME MY SLUT IS USELESS! WITHOUT MY SLUT, I AM USELESS! SHUT UP!

[silverbullet135]

THIS IS MY... oh wait too late.

[TheFlamingDoh2]

THIS IS MY RIFLE! THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE! WITHOUT ME MY RIFLE IS USELESS! WITHOUT MY RIFLE, I AM USELESS!! SHUT UP!

[REDX3211]

THIS IS MY BIKE !!!!!!!!!! THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE !!!!!

WITHOUT ME MY BIT IS USELESS !!!! WITH MY BIKE I AM USELESS!!!!!!! riiiiiiing . SHUT UP !!!! okaaaay!

[landyachtfan79]

THIS IS MY BIRTHDAY!!! THERE AE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!!!  WITHOUT ME, MY BIRTHDAY IS USELESS!!! WITHOUT MY BIRTHDAY, I AM USELESS!!! SHUT UP!!!!

[darynfreeman]

THIS IS MY LAPTOP. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE. WITHOUT ME MY LAPTOP IS USELESS. WITHOUT MY LAPTOP I AM USELESS. riiiing. SHUT UP! okaaaay!

[curlyfootballpro]

SHUT UP OK

[beatclub911]

THIS IS MY WRESTLING COLLECTION! THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE! WITHOUT ME MY WRESTLING COLLECTION IS USELESS! WITHOUT MY WRESTLING COLLECTION I AM USELESS! *Phone rings* SHUT THE FUCK UP! Phone: OK!

[Lamitje]

which episode is this?

[lonelyboy123able]

OK

[Mazak4able]

It's From the movie Jarhead

[Hollinatroll]

This is your Booterang, there are many like it but this one is yours.

[rugra1000]

i love it when he yells stuff it is so much more funny

[dtuck1204]

Nine people are useless

[XxRandomKnivesxX]

Thumbs up if Joes yell is AWSOME

[fartknocker97]

@XxRandomKnivesxX THUMBS UP IF YOU CAN'T SPELL FOR SHIT

[XxRandomKnivesxX]

@fartknocker97 Say what? I don't get what you're trying to say here

[fartknocker97]

@XxRandomKnivesxX you misspelled awesome XD

[XxRandomKnivesxX]

@fartknocker97 NEVah

[cypresstwist]

@XxRandomKnivesxX *awesome

[XxRandomKnivesxX]

@cypresstwist Why thank you sir :P

[TradeMehPloz]

@XxRandomKnivesxX ITS AWESOME

[TheKunai777]

lol gay phone!!!!!!!!!!!!

[garbers5]

FULL METAL JACKET FTW!!!!!!!

[pptheskater]

@MRRandomification

FULL METAL JACKET!!! :]

[mma4ever100]

LOL at the gay phone

[Jrh7071]

Full metal jacket :')

[LBNani1]

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!

okay! :/

hahahahahahaha

[th3s0ulja2280]

9 people were the ones who called when the phone rang.

[th3s0ulja2280]

SHUT UP!!!!

[adsweaty]

i wish i had a phone that did the talking for me

[xDrickk]

FMJ, such a great movie

[980696]

this is my wheel chair these are my legs

[cathrazy88]

Would've been funnier if the phone wasn't talking.

[hinatasexslave]

Joe makes handicap (paralyzed below the waist) people look tougher than non handicap people XD

[SuperCocopuff1]

I love it how 90% of time Joe is screaming

[Diggy246]

a talking phone?!!!!

[Dimaggio88]

These are my balls. There are many like them but these ones are mine. without me my balls are useless. without my balls I am useless.

[MizzyLexis94]

@Dimaggio88 it would've been better if they were all capital letters... you just don't seem sincere. XD

[baciu14]

what the original?

[actinoidify]

@baciu14 google search "Full Metal Jacket Memorable Quotes" and press ctrl+f (In firefox) and then search "This is my rifle, there are many like it but this one is mine" and it will show a very long chant...

[hungeredone]

@actinoidify the best being this is my rifle, this is my gun...

[actinoidify]

@hungeredone AND THIS IS FOR PRIDE AND THIS IS FOR FUN!!!

BTW: I was eating when that scene played... I about puked, because I was laughing so hard at my mother who left the room with an awkward stare at the TV... that movie was messed up, from the part where the fat dude blows his brains out against the bathroom wall, to the part where the 14 year old Vietnamese prostitute, to the part where they have to kill that 7 year old girl... that movie was messed up... no wonder the veterans are insane

[hungeredone]

@actinoidify ya it was fucked up, but scenes like the sniper and the chopper gunner gave you perspective of the shit that went on there. Or if you ever saw apocalypse now, when some random Vietnamese girl suicide bombs an american chopper.

Also my mom would do the same thing, it never happened though because I watched those movies with my dad. And when he says for her to com watch a movie with us, she usually goes to talk with the neighbors.

[actinoidify]

@hungeredone We are almost like brothers... but we get along better than my older brother and I did... (my real brother that lives in Kansas is almost 27 years old...)

[Thunderstar1000]

THIS IS MY TROLL BUT THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE! WITHOUT THAT TROLL YOUTUBE IS USELESS WITHOUT TROLLS YOUTUBE IS USELESS

[Thunderstar1000]

THIS IS MY WHEEL CHAIR! THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!

WITHOUT ME MY WHEEL CHAIR IS USELESS!WITHOUT MY WHEEL CHAIR I AM USELESS! "Riiiing" SHUT UP!

[TheBlackeyegalaxy]

@Thunderstar1000, I think we noticed what he said. You aint getting thumps up for copycat-ing what he says ;S

[markussswe]

Yeah That Qoute is from that movie Jarhead

[insanity401]

@markussswe

and Full Metal Jacket. R Lee Erney FTW

[theboredkid100]

haha i always say this about my hoodie :P

[MRRandomification]

doesnt anybody know what movie they are stealing this from? anyone

[GamePlayer596]

@MRRandomification Full Metal Jacket I believe.

[Hanneke1962]

what's the name of Joe's wife again?

[Atma505]

@Hanneke1962 bonnie

[declan765]

what episode ? 

[co1669]

@declan765 Baby Not On Board

[LeonieBruce]

"without my wheelchair, I am useless!" xD

[MrSheen95]

This is my wheelchair this is my gun! This one's for transport, this one's for fun.

[UPTVdotcom]

I didn't know that telephone had 8 youtube accounts...

[Graverobber94]

8 poeple yelled that

[Vsopovz]

LOL



[mewtwo101]

from spongebob :O

[PassIht]

THIS IS MY WHORE! tHERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE! WITHOUT ME MY WHORE IS USELESS! WITHOUT MY WHORE I AM USELESS!

[numbcore]

8 people are useless without their wheelchair

[killerjon666]

@imilsomnia Seeing that it's a part of basic United States Marine Corps doctrine, I assume it would be in a lot of marine movies.

[darthroach12]

@killerjon666 Yeah, this is in Full Metal Jacket I think, awesome Vietnam War movie by the way.

[CashSmeller]

@imilsomnia , well, there's this thing from jarhead where they go like: "THIS IS MY GUN, THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE! WITHOUT ME MY GUN IS USELESS! WITHOUT MY GUN I AM USELESS!

[G34RZ]

@CashSmeller rifle*

[CashSmeller]

lol, jarhead was a good movie

[imilsomnia]

@CashSmeller: Shame it was from Full Metal Jacket

[TheSweetOblivion]

LOL I didn't expect the ending.

[villagranah]

Full Metal Jacket!!

[MrCJsanandreas]

Shut up!!! okay...

[Hsmgirl97]

the most funniest thing to me was at the end when the phone was like "OKAY" :0

[realkndman]

ugh all the retarded comments are now about THIS IS MY blah blah thing stop it it's getting unoriginal

[edge21str]

Me: THIS IS MY JOKE! THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE! WITHOUT ME, MY JOKE IS USELESS! WITHOUT MY JOKE, I AM USELESS

Cowd: l*aughs*

Me: SHUT UP!!!

Crowd: Keeey :(