Ep. #1 Mary's Show!! American Idol Spoof

[fafafa10weefacela]

i know right what the bell

[bricksofblandanova]

what the hell.

[MrKpw42]

FANTASTIC!! AT LAST, A TRUE DISPLAY OF WHAT ALL AMERICANS ARE LIKE.!!! U.S.A IS JUST ONE BIG MENTAL HOSPITAL!! HAHAHAH. I MEAN COME ON!! THEY USE ACTORS FOR PRESIDENTS, MOVIE STARS FOR GOVERNORS, AND PRETEND TO HAVE GONE TO THE MOON. WHO NEEDS DISNEYLAND WHEN YOU GOT THE U.S !!!!

[ApolloWayne]

I like you Mary you are very nice I want to go out with you sometime

[suziglaze]

this lady really needs medical help URGENTLY!!!!!



[candyrose72]

i'm scared

[mintjulia]

This is boring do something entertaining

[EnteiLPer92]

this is the worst thing ive ever seen whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[coolguy12345695]

mary is HOT!

[L4zy1]

I would like to watch Mary play with Sars Dart :D

[gromacs1]

probily mary,s got torettes .. LOL...

[chanroberto8]

whats her full name does she has a fb or twett account? thanx

[94brian]

dart looks like dildo @@

[marcussimkh]

Its either super low IQ or she is taking drugs like normal meals....

[nicoleno1FS]

she always wears the same dress O_o

[popqornrules]

she's not really a skisephrenic(excuse my spelling) but if you watch mary roach audition, then watch 'american idol mary!' it's just mary roaches audition with her pasted on there.

[jecdown]

@popqornrules Mary Roach was a real psycho from American Idol

[xxcrazyturtlexx]

omg i havnt watched this in years lol i miss her!

[kkmiley]

Y doesnt everyone in the world just take a giant pan and slap her in the head!!!!!

[SuperMattd11]

Omg I love you mary you make me feel magical. Here we go ya lets go 1 2 3 go

[CutieKimi2009]

And somehow she gets her makeup done right..

[cutegirly555]

is she really like that???



[missdancer333]

@cutegirly555 yea really tho. is she really like that?!? :/

[brookemarch31]

do you have special needs? just out of curiosity.

[iota1122]

Does she routinely skip her meds.?

[BunnysiEat]

Why are you always wearing the same dress XD

[neecho24]

is she pretending or..she is???mentality problem?

but i like to see her, so funny :D

[Owner325]

Shes Hot

[ickyboo]

omg.. Sars Dart is a sex toy.. ROFL....

[mrwonkamovies1]

but i sometimes DO feel she's acting, correct me if u want

[mrwonkamovies1]

nightmares

[kchansen1366]

I can't jerk off to this

[hydrolito]

She has the Look, maybe she could be the next Catwoman just have to act like a cat she failed at acting like a human being.

[hydrolito]

Maybe she could be on Saturday night live, their not funny either. Then I could watch something else as usual.

[jekylei99]

I have to say this kinda scared me...

[simonka289]

Marry is Best ! :D :)

[TiagoHikaru]

I stop beathing of laughing...

[azhul007]

God i looks like shes squeezing out a thumper

[wenaldy]

Fuckers dont know how to fun, its comedy people..not real.. geez..

[xyloden]

darling mary ! if you continue such videos further, then the day isn't far when you'll really become a psycho and mentally retarded person !!!! You'll be known in that way !! 

[Jasmeent99]

Dude, don't make fun of her, she's got mental issues. Seriously.

[omazing28]

uhh..........wat?

[FutureSinger221]

shes got PROBLEMS!

[AlexAndTaylor7]

ha! im the 1,111th liker :)---Taylor

[faithandbella07]

omg she is hilarious shes crazy though i wonder if shes just acting or is she crazy lol idk

[porchmnky95]

@faithandbella07 its called a spoof so shes acting...

[faithandbella07]

@porchmnky95 ok then sorry im not a genius

[porchmnky95]

@faithandbella07 yeah ur prob some lil kid

[faithandbella07]

omg she is crazy its hilarious though its the best

[GarrethJohnson]

It's pretty hilarious that some of you retards think that she is really ill. Be logical people. This is a brand of comedy. It doesnt appeal to everyone but it has its market as you can see by the 1108 likes.

[Kid4ever909]

1:47 - 2:22 :D or 2:23 - 2:32

[mazza82741]

This is crazy

[Liveforlife97]

Uhhhhhhhhhhh. I'm not sure I even know how to respond to that.

Can someone please tell me what's wrong with her?

Or is she just acting?

[6daniel79]

mary did u escape from nut house lmao but u r funnier then hell lmao

[hairyguy23]

I wish this show came on when I was a kid...

[2011charliebear]

erm i mary you are brill but you have problems lol

[obrienpainting]

me likey

[shedlyb]

i think you are great. What a sense of humour. Love it.

[thesims2gurl1999]

@Locheyz u r disgusting!!

[ginger5061]

Man she has got problems!!!

[allyemmy213]

Lol

[lilcrazygrl1]

she looks like shes on drugs she cant even keep her eyes open n she sounds like a dieing elephant

[abeeraa44]

is she Serious or just kidding ? hhhhhhhh

I really like her i think she will be a good funny actor.

[obrienpainting]

funny cute...



[SukiXChing]

Is she really like that= =?

Or just acting..

[209TheBoss]

@SukiXChing did you find out if shes crazy or not cause she scares me

[C4RN4GE26]

what the hell is wrong with this chick????....my first guess would be ALOT

[xxbarinemxx]

do you have a problem

[Hayleyandhavoc]

shes crazy

[RockNRoull]

i would definetly bang her, not ganna lie

[sablebom78]

hi sara

[noHABLAespanol2014]

Hi my name is sara i work at a mental hospital. We at Shaddy Grow would be more than welcome to have you join us. Our group of speacilist would be able to help you and your little pink friend find your inner self.

[biohazardbiohazard]

@noHABLAespanol2014 i will be happy to take her to that mental hospital for free ASAP she is dangerous for world wide environment

[Smurfkiller628]

Sponsor video for anti-drug campaign. Great success.

[pyramidhead138]

i swear if this girl was my roommate id hang myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Enoughyoufool]

@pyramidhead138 i'd bang her first then hang myself after.

[thecrazymusiclover14]

I think she acts that way because she has a multiple personality disorder

[snowbunny1003]

DONT KILL SARS DART!!!!



[Luciegirl321]

GOOD JOB MARRY THE SLOW MOTION WAS VERY DRIMADIC! I LOVED IT!

[NFLcoltsKatie]

If you think her singing is bad check out

route 66

By:

Rand Winburn AKA my grandpa!!!!!!!!!!

[NFLcoltsKatie]

LOL 1:05 <3

[NFLcoltsKatie]

@ nickoleeuzimaki

IKR

[NFLcoltsKatie]

If that's your real voice I hope that picture of a guy in the back isn't your boyfreind, he has to listen to you a lot dosn't he?

[NFLcoltsKatie]

why do you wear the same dress in all ur vids?

[hydrolito]

@NFLcoltsKatie She wears the same dress so she isn't Naked you think they would pay her enough for a second dress, maybe if she was naked they would. Hey Mary why not apply to Playboy and don't talk while you are there.

[imbeaultdaniel]

what have you done whit your old video honey, you were so good in them !

[Olivia84818]

Well blondies are stupid!

[hydrolito]

@Olivia84818 Blonde's tend to be intelligent, it's bleach blondes that are stupid.

[xmenxwk]

she is high lol

[TheRingBlack]

is mary on drugs??

[meikelandrecarter]

she is weird

[ineskica100]

she is not insane....she is good actor...i think

[billythejack]

PLEASE ADD ME ON FACEBOOK Henrik Henze Rasmussen, you are the funniest shit ever...

[MrJayjase]

I Feel Sorry For Sars Dart:/ Bless Him.

[nickoleeuzimaki]

lol "lets get topical"

[creedpoison]

shes on somtin

[AmySabon]

my sister side you aer not rill.

[MRmetal5]

What's wrong and in her

[autiilicious]

U no how I no tht god has a sense of humor because he makes fucking retards like her like seriously tht wasn't funi at all wat was the point of it

[soccerkrw]

3:25 WHAT is she doing?

[nickoleeuzimaki]

@soccerkrw she is counting how many times the flap is going in and out

[Kerriegirl73]

2:38 is soooo funnny

[Kerriegirl73]

that girl is so..........strange no offence

[MChell87]

there's definitely something wrong with her...the faces she makes, and her childish voices....so strange.

[supercoolcreative]

Five! ... Five!

[dundi71]

She is absolutely captivating. You can't keep your eyes off her. If only she were doing something worth watching. She should go into acting for sure, but needs lessons.

[NaimSyafii]

poor sars dart,

okey i'll subscribe.

[kgbtechno]

Consider this before anyone calls Mary retarded, The famous "Target Lady," Comedian Maria Bamford started with skits similar to this, and although she may not be a big movie star, she has won the hearts of Target shoppers all over the USA. Who knows, Mary may very well be the next two day sale "Walmart Lady" and that will when the hearts of Americans and the Chinese! So you go retarded girl, go! And your little Sars Dart too. <-- will now be sold on Ebay, so look for it! Thanks Mary!!

[VulgarGummies]

SLOW MOTION!! xD

[therebelbrain]

well if she is acting then she is utterly fkn stupid,and she is fkn boring as fkn hell!! who the fuck thinks this is hilarious in any shape or form!!!this is fkn retarded mediocre bullshit!!

[ElizadTheGreat]

mary is AWESOME!!!

i hope shes just acting.

if not? all i have to say is WWOOOOOOOWW

[desdichados]

You went full retard, m. Never go full retard.

[experior101]

I have some thing that would make her more normal but would give her direction and give her video's depth. She would sure mkae it big on here nad in real life.

She need to contact me. She truely has potiential.

Sincerly, Wally.

[iceman5815]

Jesus I hope she really stabs herself in the wrist.

[rainier717]

I just love Mary ...

[Kerriegirl73]

i thought she was going to sing you got a friend in me i was like shes gonna sing it shes gonna sing it lol

[piper123456]

i....don' t know what to say actually.........she is absolutely brilliantly nuts....

[BigDrummerBoy1995]

Dear Lord would I be ashamed to be her parents....

[surg23]

This is way better than Playschool!

[seanfireY12]

shes brilliant and yes shes acting

those things are so retarded that it is actually  funny

[seanfireY12]

shes awwsome, and yes shes acting....because those things are so retarted that they r funny ...and its brilliant acting...i dont thnink i can act that insane lol

[SrslyLeeroy]

Subscribed

[JoleneRamsahai]

juzz kiddehhnnng...

[torykotkova]

Wow, what a major MORON!!

[hellterminator]

OK I refuse to believe someone genuinely this stupid would be able to shoot and edit a video this way, therefore I assume she's just acting this "role." The only thing that seriously needs help is her sense of humor.

[rockbcat4]

wtf pink you need help. you should not have wasted americas time.....get help!?

[DimeDiesel]

Sars Dart

[lecikau]

The pink dildo will kill her!! >:]

[TheMarriamm]

ok she seriusly got some problems............

[thepacquiaovsmosley]

nice hairy dildo with eyes xD

[TheAftermath365]

GOT NEW VIDS:) THANKS FOR COMING FANS:) SAME GOES OUT TO THE NEW FANS WHO CAME TO SEE THEM:)

[TimerTV]

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HER!!

[romankhaleq]

You need help i feel bad tht she alows her self to do this and embaress her self. I feel really bad is she fakeing ? Stop putting on these videos its tarrable how people alow u 2 do this and dnt care. 0_0

[ShizjaBe]

she's probably faking it all

[richwutang]

@ShizjaBe. NO! really???

[mizdulcebebe]

wtF!?!? lmfao can sum one say cucu...cucu...cucu lol or this chik is jus fakin

[739coolgirl]

she has problems 0_0

[valerita79]

demasiado normal soy a lo que es ella!! por dios!!!

[valerita79]

demasiado normal soy a lo que es ella!! por dios!!!

[zieoblow]

At 1:49 Sars Dart is checking out your rack, better keep an eye on that little perv.

[katarinarichardson]

she forget to take her pills!!!!!

[Apolo1428]

I feel like I am watching the killer video tape from the ring.

[SuperIlovethe80s]

W..........T..................­..FFFFFFFF?!?!?!

[SergioAguilarAntunes]

W-THE-F!!!!!!!!!

[flblover1123]

1 2 3 OOH 2(8)

[LOjackson9898]

wht?

[Arimatt1]

this chick is ...crazy

[veryslyfox]

She's not the leaset bit funny. She's annoying. But she's hot. I'd definitely tap that

[thewarisdiscusting]

Mary mary is quite contrary, she is funny though. If I had the equipment i would love to make fuct up vids like this. I actually think she could have a modelling contract, look at her arms! Maybe she does have one.

[wolff3434]

you are awesome!!

[PinkFreak3100]

ever thing i watch this it makes me feel... bad for her O.O

[peopleperson235]

woow! she is sooooooooooooo annoying i hate her so much

[lemonhead501]

370 ppl need to suck that pink thing

[CAMandLEX13]

Looks like the pink moving thing was doing something to her at 1:40 - 1:44 Hahahahaha

[MaddieLuvsCLs]

not funny

[dontbother555]

you in danger gurl

[AudioAndroid]

We love you Mary! STOP! GO! I won!

[TheMJgirl16]

1,2,3,4 wooooah, 2.

[YbArRaLoVe]

MARYS CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!

[SilverRose09]

Is she faking it? or she is really retarded...

[rockysgals]

i think she might want to slow down on the crack.......

[molusk1201]

Thumbs up if you didn't laugh at all

[goawayass]

...WAT

[anny81]

Oh My God.. I'm soooo NORMAL!

[thechristinafan1]

she needs help. poor girl

[C01DxASx1CE]

I feel sorry for that lil pink guy...

He's cute as fuck!

[MrBozo88]

This girl is either an extremely brilliant actor or clinically extremely insane.

Whatever it is, she's got lots of it!

[zabockiklosar]

@MrBozo88 i think she's just being hyperactive :D she should try sex.

[zabockiklosar]

@MrBozo88 i think she's just being hyperactive :D she should try sex to spend some energy...

[xoxshannonxox744]

@MrBozo88 TRUEEEE LMAOOO

[lirosmit]

@MrBozo88 i think she's clinically extremely insane!!!!

[wonderfool888]

she is damn sick!!!!

[CrystalEyesxx]

She should be on SNL >.> lol

[Jimchilll]

She looks like leonie meijer from TVOH

[malilebu1303621]

she would be really good doing porn though...she is pretty..bet her buns are cute

[blobby1972]

your dildo seem to want to get in on the show

[dynastyangel2000]

this girl is crazy and this is real because she was trying to sing on american idol and she song horrible and voices were in her head thats what mary said