Obama's Killer Jokes At Correspondents Dinner

[kl2991]

whats that bleep

[CarterKhoury]

How much u wanna bet that those were written for him by someone else?

[dme257]

@CarterKhoury i think that's pretty safe to assume

[BeautifulYoungBoy]

RON PAUL 2012

[ashleycard93]

You really fucked up these subtitles. I hope you don't do this for a living. 

[tydizzler]

I've seen other videos from TheYoungTurks with fucked up subtitles. Like what the fuck i the deal with that?

[ChuckNorr13579]

ha ha ha is he a comedian or a president i cant decide

[ChrisAlmighty14]

When he said my brutha to notorious

Jizz

[JBades6310]

man those subtitles are awful, just awful. nice from obama though

[abner0fedor]

23 people dont have ID and live in Arizona

[Andromedamilad]

BOOM BABY

[journey1ify]

obama sucks

[Fishhyx3]

I see guys saying that this isn't a president, that he's a joke. C'mon guys, Saw bush ? That's a joke and he was only funny when videos went viral. We need a leader that is funny & professional when needed. So Screw you guys that don't even know how to speak english and start complaining (: !

[LivsingsforGOD]

That's completely unprofessional. Funny, but unprofessional. There is a time for everything, Obama.

[whitesarebest1]

these is not a apresident these is a fucken clown

[duckman0033]

whats with these fucked up subtitles

[TSchoeppe2004]

Except for looking down every 10 seconds, I guess public speaking isn't as ridiculed as it used to be. People had to actually read it before hand and practice so they didn't have to damn near read it word for word.

[sniperu2]

is ur head even real ? i mean so F****** big

[WhiteeRussian]

wish obama was the leader of my country :/

[anafortbezzaf]

@WhiteeRussian I wish my leader was like him

[Shr3dMast3r]

@WhiteeRussian no, you don't

[kman618]

@WhiteeRussian No, you really don't.

[chunkster108]

@WhiteeRussian no...

[sds7508]

@WhiteeRussian Please do us a favor and take him!!

[TheIrishCreamPuff]

why are these subtitles off?

[bamstheparty]

Preety boy swag xDDDDDDDDDDD

[xXxLolYouMadxXx]

nah he is bad

[Adamx1102]

i love my president - Obama forever



[MrPazziny]

Payaso Coño de tu madre @Adamx1102 

[kafcin]

Coolest president ever. LOL! :)

[HIM666dark6light]

I laughed,until i saw America's economy..

[highrydatv]

@HIM666dark6light lmao..

[Galero15]

THIS IS THE PRESIDENT LOL

[ZeeArteest]

He has balls for taking this job. I wouldnt wanna be President when everyone is counting on me to fix this shitty economy.

[flynara25]

So this is the same guy that makes fun of donald trump becoming a president huh? His clearly on obama's side. Isnt it so fuyking obvious that why he would bash trump?

[koneki6787]

yo nigga eat your dinner !!

[lawlzors]

justin bieber

[DarkZork9590]

not that funny now that he invaded libya huh

[Raajur]

DUDE, OBAMA SHOULD HAVE BEEN ON THE TRUMP ROAST, WOULD'A BEEN MUCH BETTER THAN THE FAILUATION.

[Dreambro1]

what do people Expect? Obama to repair a severly wounded economy over nite? Do people think he has some sort of Magic Wand!? Poeple want him to not raise taxes, big business want him to stay out of their business(unless its to give them a bailout) without raising taxes, yet we dont want more money printed, Yet, we want tax breaks for small businesses, and yet businesses still continue to be sent over sees, but thats not his faunlt ,its the banks and unions!

[mustafa12222]

#yeswecan

[cactussheep]

@mustafa12222 #noob

[TMNTPIZZA]

@779LR there the biggest online news show in the world they have there own site they just post a few vids on YouTube and cenk the host is on MSNBC

[TheHAMMER77777]

THIS YOUNG TURKEY SHOW IS SO ONESIDED AND I HATE IT

[779LR]

Did you get rejected at all TV stations that you have to resort in making fake news videos on Youtube?

[tinmanintn]

Obama is a joke.

[volcomsk8ter101]

@tinmanintn Ur a joke repubtard

[dsmrider]

HAHAHAHAHA OBAMA IS FUCKEN BOSS !!!! you fucken rock man

[daveco5417]

He is funny, but he is not a natural comedian.

[DarthJohn111]

this guys a chode, his face should never show up in the same video as obama

[justj99XX]

american tv is just conservative manipulation

[eacans]

korny.

[velvetlillies1]

Why don't you just SHUT UP!!

[MMAbadassbrett]

Thats great haha! He's human just like us.

[WOW6557]

Don't flatter Obama he knows you love him, if you think he wrote those young Turks you guys are stupider than I thought

[sari1222]

يلعن أم التسليك ياشيخ

[ContraSSU]

pretty sure that he got someone to write all this for him (well obviously when the last time anyone wrote their own speech)

[JRittelmeyer]

@ContraSSU

It was actually written by the writers of The Daily Show. He knew exactly who to contact for a killer joke routine. :)

[Poonard]

Anyone who finds this shit funny is a sadist fuck. This was a cluster fuck of who's who and they are all laughing at you! YOU the stupid slave public who just keeps on buying into bullshit whether it comes from the left or right. I have no time for partisan dip-shits. Unless you are INDEPENDENT minded, I don't care what you have to say because I guarantee I've heard everything you have to say a million times, you will just parrot exactly what other dumb asses say all the time.

[2010GOP]

And on this evening with Obama joking & laughing...... people were dying in Tennessee

Although there was massive flooding in Connecticut back in March, Obama REFUSED to offer Govt assistance

All I can say is: Imagine if Bush.....

[Poonard]

@2010GOP Don't even think that way my friend....It's too damn late for left/right politics. Bush was a fuck up man, plain and simple. Obama is just another failure. He's continuing and worsening the very worst parts of the Bush regime. Including continuing very well funded black operations, installing a police state, continuing The Patriot Act, and much much worse! The time is now calling for We The People to rise and take the country back from these crooks and liars on both the left and right!

[GorillaWarfareSkater]

obama shoulda busted some kat williams, "this bill right here ni**a, this bill right HERE!!!"

[NobodyBelievesYou]

@GorillaWarfareSkater LOL this (bill) is called Deaf

[hobmiller]

haha notorious GOP! Jersey Shore provision! omg lol

[jovialtorrent1]

Obama's Killer?

[Fandanglius]

"Do you know what really tickles me? Eric Massa."

[megamarsvin]

Hey he's not a stand up comedian, it's not gonna be comedy gold but this is as funny as I've heard a government official be in my life time, except maybe the ones that were unintentionally funny :p

[LoryLandskipper]

did he really say big fuckin meal? lmfao

[kitsha88]

The Micheal Steel jokes=High-Larious!

[KMO325]

Okay, other than the timing lagging (he's a politician, not George Carlin) he did a DECENT job. Way better than Leno. Yeah and you can tell that he really liked the Charlie Crist joke. I hope though that next year he makes the right dcision and picks Jon Stewart to be the comedian instead of such a lame choice like Leno or some other "safe" comedian.

[BloodStoney]

Good writing... Obama has no sense of timing though.... there was an awkward pause between the joke and punchlines... when they're 1 liners...

[JerezJulio]

The Maccain Beat was funny as hell.

[skinnydiprog3r]

@SombreSeraph well Colbert and Obama are both funny as shit.. so there is a correlation

[Remus0387]

Looks like when Obama tells jokes, people actually laugh, take note Kevin Rudd.

[dralezero]

did he just admit he was born in another country?

[dangerouslytalented]

@dralezero Well, his mother was from Kansas... Maybe he was not born in America at all, but on KRYPTON!.

[crimcallsmebitchnugg]

@dralezero It was part of the joke.

[TheNova5]

hahahah schwang wang wang

[TheUPLOADER111]

the president kicks ass!

[Ardenwolfe]

Oh snap! LMAO

[ARTAthletix]

In soviet Russia, Obama laughs at you!

[TheNova5]

@ARTAthletix hahahah

[dangerouslytalented]

@ARTAthletix I have no idea whether to upvote or downvote this comment.

[afrosamurai22]

Why is everyone saying "omg, Obama is so funny" and "he should be a comedian"? Wtf, these aren't his jokes, he has writers... his writers should be getting the fuckin' credit...

[CrackCityRocker1211]

@afrosamurai22 Every comedian has writers but I doubt you can name your favorite comedians writers.

[afrosamurai22]

@CrackCityRocker1211

Umm, not every comedian has a writer. Most stand-up comedians write their own jokes.

[Manberg900]

Obama is funny is hell

[WestCoastGfoelife]

Dats My President :)

[fandino123]

this nigga is high as hell

[jeffxl12]

Why are we as tax payers still paying for this? He did kill. I need to admit that.

[ownageman321]

Obama cant be a communist because communists arnt this funny.

[Tridentgumisgood]

@ownageman321 at least not intentionally

[Xendinthian]

@ownageman321 Actually, I heard that Trotsky had a real penchant for puns.

[treid100182]

@Xendinthian TROTSKY would let 'em RIP.

[SupremePenguinTone]

@ownageman321 Yeah Marx clearly stated in the Communist Manifesto you're not allowed to be funny on paragrah 3 of page 24

[ardiesken]

@ownageman321

In sovjet America...

[Dreambro1]

@ownageman321 I got a Joke,, whats the Difference between a Communist, A Democrat and a Republican?

There is NONE! LOL I cant stand any of them!

[tktru]

@Dreambro1 Schwang wang wang.

[spankymcjim]

@ownageman321 But can you imagine a serious, typically communist black guy?....... Thought not :L:L

[xxicrimsonixx]

The title of the video made me think that someone killed Obama... turns out it is just about the jokes he made...

[jshooper]

cenk seemed almost disappointed that he had to give obama credit for something....it's almost as if if went in looking for a way to trash obama....and begrudgingly had to admit it was funny....very interesting

[julian7650]

obama can do a night show after he retires from the presidency

[rania3830]

i love the jab at Leno.

[TQXPreturns]

hahahaha. i don't like obama that was funny

[kouayep0]

Calm down people. Is ok to laugh once in a while. This was hilarious.

[MusicIan423]

god damn I'm tired of people complaining about wanting change but not giving the man even two years to get shit going, which he has done by the way. Fuck people just shut up and let him do his thing, haven't any of you learned change takes time?? At least wake up and go protest or something, shit.

[wigwams69]

did obama just say fuck on one of his speach

[HeatLegs]

@wigwams69 Yeah, it's a reference to when Biden whispered "This is a big fucking deal" and it was accidentally caught on microphone. XD

[Slickback83]

leno rapes little children

[Suzaku000]

@Slickback83

WITH HIS CHIN.

[Slickback83]

@Suzaku000

ROFL

[3star2nr]

notorious GOP

[MrCherryGhost]

Good humor! The Eric Massa / Rahm Emanuel jokes were well executed. And seriously, if you're going to bitch about Obama and the shit show going on in America (and it is indeed a shit show), do it elsewhere...This is the same dinner that Colbert famously spoke at; it's not like the guy is cracking jokes at a state of the union address.

[NobodyBelievesYou]

The world isn't going to end just because he spent an evening at a social event. Get a life people and stop being brain washed by morons like Alex Jones and the people at Fox.

[NobodyBelievesYou]

What's sad is kids on YouTube that go on and on about what a piss poor job President Obama is doing, and don't really know anything more than the fact that they need to rebel. People enjoy his jokes so now I need to disagree. Its ok. Its called being a teenager.

Anyone who thinks the economy hasn't improved in the last year is just looking for an excuse to bitch about the way things are. He's not a magician.

[Poonard]

@NobodyBelievesYou No one believes me, that's right. The people who agree with me have done a lot of research and have found out the facts of the situation. Sure, Bush was a fuck up and he destroyed the country for good. Obama hasn't done ONE single thing to help the situation. Looking for an excuse? PLEASE! Tell me one thing he has done which has helped? Don't you dare quote anything from mainstream news because it's all bullshit.

[NobodyBelievesYou]

@Poonard Just one? Let's keep it simple... Go on Google, type in "Dow Jones" and start clicking.  See, when the numbers are higher than they were last year, that means improvement in our financial stability. We're more or less 3000 points higher than we were last year at this time. That's not mainstream media. That is fact.

So...... who is your source? Alex Jones, Fox news or just teenage angst?

[RomanianUser]

@NobodyBelievesYou /agree

[441meatloaf]

@NobodyBelievesYou

rofl, the economy isnt even part of obama's problem. It was a nasty piece of shit left over by the Bush administration.

[arescraft]

@NobodyBelievesYou

HEY, no body believes you!! :D

[NobodyBelievesYou]

@arescraft HEY I've never heard that one before!! :D

[sarahkteam]

@NobodyBelievesYou i agree with you!

[AlphaQSilly]

Yeah Leno sucks thats why he's the #1 in Late Night. Again.

[harr77]

Funny nice to have a president with a personality fuck all this bitching about his policies by the other posters on this board.

[sansemoticus]

I haven't heard anyone in the media mention the biggest, most telling, revelation. Unless I heard it wrong, the President of the United States dropped the "F" bomb (quoting Biden) at the beginning of his presentation. Don't think I've ever heard a President do that in public before. What a refreshing changing of the guard. Perhaps we can all be adults now.

[turboboy68]

It doesn't matter if you hate him or love him, he did a good job there. You can complain about how its no time to joke when this country is in the shpae its in, but the truth is if you don't take some time away from all of the madness you will go mad. Things are stating to turn around in this country for the positive and its OK if you disagree with me.

[fret2424]

@turboboy68

AGREED!

[fret2424]

LOL! If Obama never went into politics he would have made a great comedian.

[cheer4sunshine123]

@fret2424 ahaha so true! xD

[zombiejon]

THE WORKING CLASS IS NOT AMUSSED MR. PRESIDENT. Please focus on bringing our troops home like you promised year ago. I dont ask the government for much, the freedoms I have already are more than enough to make me happy. I just want our men and women of service home.  After that I will even have a laugh or two with you. We can talk shit together. Just make good on your promise.

[Anarchist86ed]

@zombiejon news falsh... he aint the president of shit.

[christopherguindon]

I though that was a stand-up comic for one sec...i know hes the president, but common you need to give it to him!

[bustosricky]

maybe Conan wrote those jokes.

[animekitten1988]

I loved this, its nice to see the president make fun of himself, however, this is no where near the level of Stephen Colbert roasting Bush in 2006. That was just legendary!

[ZenFuYoung]

Too much serious shit gets everyone down. A little humor from our President does not hurt anyone, really. So whom ever has a problem with this, take the stick out of your ass and laugh a little - it won't kill you.

[manonthemount]

wasn't obama much funnier than leno?

[someperson111]

0:54 who is that, she is smokin hot

[TheJawsusNSexmanShow]

the jersey shore bit made me lol

[wateryskipper]

Obama is better at stand up then Sarah Palin LOL

[soccerfan4evr343]

@wateryskipper yeah hes also way better at doing stand up then he is a president....what a shame

[wateryskipper]

@soccerfan4evr343 same thing with palin as governor

[wateryskipper]

@soccerfan4evr343 yeah palin is more talented at being caricature. I just want to write more in complete sentences just in case you do not get it.  It is a shame that Palin has no more talent at being a humanitarian. she is sick.

[wateryskipper]

@soccerfan4evr343 To be honest with you, I am very disappointed in Obama. He has failed his constituents.

[HAL9000unit]

@wateryskipper Sarah Palin is funny no matter what she says though. She has a real 'talent'.

[wateryskipper]

@HAL9000unit palin is talented by being a joke, a caricature

[paronfisk]

@wateryskipper I laugh every time I see palin

[fionamcampbell]

gosh obama is really a charismatic leader

[jdemont3397]

why do i get the feeling that the majority of the audience didn't actually understand the "notorious gop" joke...

[wickedxallie]

omg. this was hilarious (:

[PerfectionZinc]

yay for the president swearing!!! i love it haha...thank god we have someone with balls in there now :P

[TheArcaneRain]

Haha that was awesome!

[teddybruscie]

Damn Obama was killin em. What it would be even more impressive if those were his actual jokes. That would be totally awesome.

[Demov12]

This is not Funny. Hes reading all his jokes from the paper he has infront of him.

[OpRedDawn]

@Demov12

u mad?

[320iguy]

at first i didn't like Obama but hes like a Sirocco, at first you don't like it and its ugly, but after you drive it a little you kinda like it..

Oh NO HE DIDN'T !!!!!

[1Mastermind1990]

@320iguy hell no. like a renault sport!

[320iguy]

@1Mastermind1990 ouch mate that's vicious LOL

[tktru]

Maybe Obama really does support Conan...that's why he brought Leno out; to show America how truly suck-ass he really is.

[vibeveteran]

haha

[horbergaren]

I didn't get NEITHER of those jokes, huh, politic jokes, i guess i'm very not-into american politics