Gaston - lyrics

[machiner6]

I could never clearly understand the lyrics in the movie. thanks for posting this!

[christmasmatt21]

3:16 He's Gaston's sidekick and he can't even spell his name. Wow.

Was that part in the movie? I don't remember it.

[ledawg1138]

@christmasmatt21 It wasn't in the movie.

[liz72098]

Nooooo oooooone plots like Gaston!

Takes cheap shots like Gaston!

Falls off a roof at the end like Gaston!

:D

[PercyJacksonFan613]

Wait... isn't Gaston a province in France? It would make sense if Gaston eats 60 eggs a day, he'd be as big as a province.

[OldManInAVan]

@PercyJacksonFan613 Almost. GasCONY is a region in France, and Gaston means 'man from Gascony'.

[kmeissner1000]

why is this so violent and like "hey, want some beer?" when it's a Disney movie

[thecody17]

@kmeissner1000 Disney movies always had those undertones. It's why you can watch them as a kid and love them and watch them as an adult in a new light and still love them. Also, when Gaston is falling off of Beast's Castle, he has skulls in his eyes to signify his death. And don't forget the silhouette of Clayton's lifeless body hung to the vines in Tarzan.

[Jesusismytruelove13]

"No one's slick as Gaston, no one's quick as Gaston.." no one's as incredibly thick Gaston.

[penderwick22]

@Jesusismytruelove13 YES! XD

[XxDarkQueenDreamerxX]

Gaston: Every last inch of me's covered in hair!

Chewbacca: O RLY NOW?

[iloveyouchocolate101]

they said beer...is that even aloud in G rated movies now?

[jennybear2902]

@iloveyouchocolate101 No, I don't think it is. That really sucks, huh?

[KobraKidMCRMY96]

lolz wen he was a kid he at 48 eggs for breakfast, now he eats 60!

[1Puppeteer1]

Four people drea of being Gaston!

[thecody17]

@1Puppeteer1 Wrong. EVERYBODY dreams of being Gaston

[1Puppeteer1]

@thecody17 Ah, I stand corrected! You are right!

[britbritbaker95]

my school did beauty and the beast as our play this year. it was so good. we always do so good at our plays. last year we did wizard of oz.

[KobraKidMCRMY96]

@britbritbaker95 fucking lucky, ours was finians rainbow! i mean, like kill me now!

[TheRandomShow2616]

This my favorite song in my favorite movie lol

My friends are doing a play and I'm lefou! Yeaahh!!!

[BakuBlader100]

This song always annoys me to no end, I don't know why

[MaraquanWocky1]

"Men think 'no' means 'yes' and 'Leave me alone' means 'Take me, I'm yours.'" -- Megara, from Hercules

This...this applies to Gaston perfectly.

[BakuBlader100]

@MaraquanWocky1 good one

[GothWicca]

I do like Gaston. But I love this song. Dunno why...

[DiscoLuck]

i've watched too many gaston youtube poops to take this song seriously anymore

[missalbern]

NO

ONE'S

FRUITY AS GASTON

[BakuBlader100]

@missalbern ROFL, Nice One!

[HighlanderShockwave]

no one falls off a castle tower like gaston

[fluffydevil13]

@HighlanderShockwave he fell due to the heart attack caused by the 5 dozen eggs a morning ...

[SuperDarkria]

We went to see my cousin in Beauty and the Beast. During this song Gaston lost his wig XD

No-one shoots like Gaston

Looses his wig like Gaston

Then goes storming around trying to fix it like Gaston

[BakuBlader100]

@SuperDarkria That was hilarious!

[Irelandpwnsall]

Top comments are both about hair... Furries.

[biskittins]

i LOVE gaston.

[peanutbutter9875]

Whats that spossed to mean " even when taking your lumps"?

[OldManInAVan]

@peanutbutter9875 Means 'even when things aren't going great for you', more or less.

[HiShampoo]

@peanutbutter9875 Gaston's bad days, I guess.

[Meep4beaker]

"I use antlers in all of my decorating!"

Poor Prongs

[hjhs100]

I love this video. It reminds me of Beauty & The Beast.

[Bethii1995x]

@hjhs100 I know right. I'm not quite sure why though?

[GameGoddess100]

this fool does'nt know that gaston ends w/ an N ?

[MavTheDon16]

NO ONE PICKS ON LINK LIKE GROOSTON!

[CatGracelyng]

I've been thinking

A dangerous past time I know!

[LovingLinnie]

All those eggs ... his cholesterol levels have to be through the roof!

[1lundun]

noooo oonnnee's...



[lgdsvcd]

I love LeFou <3

[TheAddywuzhere]

@lgdsvcd ikr?!

[evesst123]

this isnt the original one from the movie..right??

[MntDewAssassination]

@evesst123 yes, it is. why do you ask?

[19jacinta88]

I have heard Curt Mega sing as Gaston and it's EXACTLY the same voice!!

[MrGatonegroish]

Gaston is the Dragonborn.

[ThePrincessB95]

totally thought he said 'super sex-pistol'

[Shadowbane509]

@151Doggies Good. My work here is done!

[VheeByrne]

1:13

[VheeByrne]

... SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE!

[raeven1212]

he was a real douche

[SmilesEvily]

when i was little i always thought he said five thousand eggs.....

[mindlessprincess143]

its like i hate gaston as a person but i love this song for some reason

[Sonnet18Fan]

@mindlessprincess143 I know what yu mean. I loathe Frollo but love Hellfire.

[SuperSonicFan9000]

Why is it that the villians always have the best songs? XD

[PrincessCallie35]

Whenever I see this in 3-D, whenever this song comes on, I want to stand up in the theaters and create a "Gaston" sing-along flash mob.........Is what I would say if I wan't to get in trouble xD

But seriously, I wanna do this someday.

[hondurasfan1]

5 dozen eggs WTF?? I'm surprised he didn't get a heart attack around his age.

[tuber110011]

Gaston: every last inch of me's covered in hair!



Beast: Bitch, please!

[OldManInAVan]

@tuber110011 Nice comment steal dickwad.

[BritishGurl2]

@tuber110011 lmao!

[clanklove1234]

@CilheisenChan if Gaston was completely covered in hair he would look like the beast.

[bluebeautifulocean]

i dont remember the part at 2:54-3:28? when they put that in???

[fightingninja15]

How the hell does he eat 60 eggs everyday

[tuber110011]

@fightingninja15 I smell salmonella....

[WolfDemon013]

@fightingninja15

He's Gaston! He can do anything like Gaston.

[fightingninja15]

@WolfDemon013 maybe he has his own personal chicken coop lol

[macbug2018]

Remember cheering on Simba when he fought Scar. I remember booing at Ursela, when she took Ariels voice. I remember fighting the Huns side by side with Mulan. I remember the wind through my hair, running by Pocahontas. I remember being locked in the Beast's castle. I remember laughing and having fun with Mickey and his friends. I don't remember watching Teen Drama on stupid Disney Channel. Copy and paste this to all you favorite Disney Videos, and let's start a revoulution W. Disney 4ever

[VVoodzy]

@IDanceWithZombies I always thought 'taking your lumps' meant 'when your life is tough', so like, even when his life was going through a rough patch, they'd all still love to be him. I may be wrong though.

[janetjaan]

The comments on this video are all fabulous. XD

[chopchop8916]

No one's friends with Gaston,

No one wants to make amends with Gaston,

No one screws up and dies at the end like Gaston!

[sun1010smile]

Is thins from the Disney movie or from the musical? Because I watched the movie again and it wasn't exactly like this and some parts were missing, so I'm wondering...

[VVoodzy]

@sun1010smile This is from the film, but it's been cleaned to eradicate the background noise, and the ending here was cut from the movie for some reason. You know, the 'Say it again' part.

[CuteyErin1]

listen close " When I was a kid I ate 4 dozen eggs to help me get LARGE. NO I eat 5 dozen eggs and im the size of a BARGE........anyone thinking perverse here other then me XD

[jedimasterawesome]

I have a big chair my house so kept siting and standing up at everyone's parts (siting for gaston's voice) standing for towns people

[LarnuuOfMetruNui]

you notice that America is SO overly concerned about drinking in films but in one of the most all time classic kids films, they drink beer. has any one ever else found this strange?

[Shadowbane509]

@ChiheisenChan The Beast is COMPLETELY covered in hair. EVERYWHERE. Including the parts that can and will scar you for life.

[151Doggies]

@Shadowbane509 im pretty sure you just did scar me for life cos i read that and the image popped right into my head

[ltrainblume]

My favorite part as the song is:

Lefou: Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips! (Splashes drink on Gaston's face)

[mellyfanno1]

What are his lumps and why does he have to take them? I have wondered that since I was a kid and I am presuming that when I learn the answer I will be embarressed at not knowing but hey ho! Lol!x

[NeoLightElectro]

@mellyfanno1 pretty much by punching someone in the face or beating someone up, really. :p

[happybear135]

I also know this song and nearly all the other diseny songs

[happybear135]

@ CBJ1628 yes I think he does

[CBJ1628]

I think LeFou has a man crush on Gaston ;)

[skye509]

it's missing the part where he says "Nobody loves to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston"

[CrazyHermit]

damn gaston bro, every inch of him covered with hair? time for you to get a brazilian wax

[DragoonProp]

Albert Gaston Wesker

[hinatakat0x]

I bet Gaston  and LeFou disliked this song because LeFou misspelled Gaston's name and Gaston punched LeFou more than once.

[supersaiyanjohnny081]

Hes not really evil. hes like the football star jerk boy that the town ppl love basically. Not evil, Just a jerk. A idotic, pompous, vain, hairy (shudders)... jerk.

[haleydevon13]

LOL LeFou can't spell.

[dooku111]

No one Derps like Gaston (O.^)

[dooku111]

No one fights like gaston no one dies on the toilet like Elvis Presley :D :D

[dooku111]

Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston looking so down in the dumps Every guy here would love to be you and every gal needs to hump :D

[InuEarsForeves]

Im a silly girl and we have sooo many parts in this song other than "For there's no one as burly and brwany" I can't wait. Although I would have loved to be bell!

[6Vampyre6Kamui6]

Trade the "on" at the end of Gaston with "ly" and you have a good description of him.

*Thumbs up if you agree.*

*(I never I would post that line.)

[GreatmageXx]

Gaston: More than I can bear.

Guy 1: More beer?

[Kiptlan]

No one falls off a castle like Gaston!

[technopixie96]

Gaston: Every last inch of me's covered with hair

Beast: O RLY??

[SofiaMartinsSM]

@technopixie96 OMG BOSS!!!

[florinablue]

omg i googled it and it mean to cough up phlem from the lungs OMFG GROSS

[florinablue]

lol i know this sounds like a daft question but what does expectorating mean? its not in my dictionary

[koolztar007]

"Every inch of me's covered with hair!!!" gross!!!!

[adancerXOXO]

-3 this song I am being Lefou in our production in beauty and the beast lmao

[Stevie2Sxc]

I don't want to be like Gaston.

[michidrae]

uh. so lame!

[crazyhagar]

this guy kisses gastons ass so much

[RighteousSpies]

Belle disliked this twice xD

[ShannonMarie543]

ok, i havent seen this film since i was like 8 (im now 15) and I just quoted the whole 1st song(inclued the speeches) im a tad scared...

[PersonWTF]

Who's a little guy named lesou

[nomfacemeat]

@PersonWTF Lefou. He's Gaston's lackey, or in other words, his faithful little fanboy. XD

[Sugarbaby11210]

belle and beast disliked this

[godofcrap42]

Great film, terrible choice of villain, but I can't see it being done otherwise. I would have actually liked to beat the crap out of Gaston in KH just because of how much of a tool he was in the film.

[RainbowChu16]

He could have stopped after 'Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston'.

[Eantrin]

Did he say beer?! No! My childhood is ruined forever! What happened to movies like this...why is our perception of reality so wrong?

[surferdude3451]

Kerriangel,in the end he fells off! lol!

[117dakotah]

No one gets beat up by a beast like Gaston No one acts pig headed like a Gaston No ones as ugly as Gaston but most importantly No one fucking dies at the end of a movie like Gaston!!!!!!!!!

[SuperPurpleFox]

Top comments...hahahahahahahaha

[nhojx666]

nooo onnneee blows like gaston, takes big loads like gaston, no one gets fucked by every guy in town like gaston. (my what a guy!!! GASTON!!)

[babycake2532]

hes not everyones favorite guy, ick!

[LateNightDreamer151]

Gosh it distubes me to see you gaston!

[koopatroopa50]

I'm doing Beauty and the beast and I got Lefou!

[Tcdog44]

0:26 for the song

[Tcdog44]

"No one's friends with Gaston, no one depends on Gaston. No one falls off a castle and dies like Gaston! I'm especially good at my stu--pid tripping. Oh my god where is Gaston!?"

[fightingninja15]

@Tcdog44 words have never been so true



[Digitizeddragon]

@Tcdog44 LOOOOOOLLLOLLOOLOLOL That dude was such a DOOSH!!!

[Tcdog44]

What kind of large, Gaston?

[Tcdog44]

LOL my friend sounds just like gaston

[ChiheisenChan]

hehe Lefou said Dick.....x)

[ChiheisenChan]

is every inch of him covered with hair?......EVERY inch?..... 0_o *shudder....that means that....*crouch in a corner and are scarred for life

[TheVaporeonrules234]

@ChiheisenChan N-no tha-thats not true. If it were true that would mean.... *is scarred for life too*

[ChiheisenChan]

@TheVaporeonrules234 fight back aginst the horrible pictures!! fight back!! we can allways defeat by shaving all his hair off! but that means that we have to touch......*is scarred for life....again

[4leafclover23]

@ChiheisenChan ewie....hahhaa thnx for informing me x)

[ChiheisenChan]

@4leafclover23 haha your welcome, some info is just so terrible that everyone must be warned x)

[littlemissginny1]

@ChiheisenChan Oh, wow.....*shudders* I never be able to watch this scene the same AGAIN.

[ChiheisenChan]

@littlemissginny1 it's better that you find it out now then actually SEE it....now if you ever meet gaston (not sure how that can happend but) you will know...(and sorry for scarring with this info)

[SephirothsQueen777]

@littlemissginny1 AGREED!

[SnitchKillers]

@ChiheisenChan Every LAST inch.

[ChiheisenChan]

@SnitchKillers yep....even THAT....

[pommerboo]

@ChiheisenChan

Beast: Bitch please.

[ChiheisenChan]

@pommerboo huh? sorry but i don't quite understand what you mean. =)

[o0Pit0o]

I think the comments are the funniest part of this song! XD

[avtarlover123]

no one breaks their leg like gaston

[Kittycat10175]

no one's dead like Gaston! no one got rejected like Gaston!

[kittykate1787]

Gaston may be a jerk, but he has one catchy song.

[MattBallingerFan1]

i was in the play and this dance was SOO FUN i was cogsworth XD! and im a girl

[PantherOfStorms]

2:07 - 2:10 me and my friend always DIE laughing there. xD

[monny287]

@palkiagirl1

Nah. Chickens don't die once they stop laying, they just stop laying. Whether or not someone slaughters a chicken when they stop laying is another matter. There are many breeds of chickens that lay over 200 eggs a year. Based on that math, he'd need 110 chickens or so to eat 60 eggs a day, equaling 21,900 eggs a year. That's just a large farm. :P What? I was curious!

However, how does one eat 60 eggs a day? Wouldn't he make himself sick? Ugh!

[drawntolifeexpert]

i did this play in 5th grade.

the guy with the biggest ego in the grade was Gaston.

[STFUDevotedSNSDfan]

@drawntolifeexpert Ironic but i bet who picked the parts gave tht part specifically for him xD

[drawntolifeexpert]

@STFUDevotedSNSDfan oh yes.

Mrs. Pratt was a very witty music teacher.

[nutterballful]

ahahaha we did this play and this song was probally most remebered! it was such a funny song i was the talking dresser!

[MoarDoctorWho]

I'm especially good at expectorating!

[BabyFangs89]

"Nobody says no to me" ....she just did haha 

[yumenojenna]

@palkiagirl1 For a second I forgot those were lyrics from the song and I was like "Whaaaaat? It's possible to eat FORTY-EIGHT EGGS? *drool* I WANT TO DO THAT" xD

[giraphgirl]

i love the reprise where it goes "plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston!"

[ValentineKatie]

EVEN WHEN TAKING YOUR LUMPS.

[emopinata12345]

I was just in Beauty and the Beast a couple of months ago, and this song was a blast to perform! Our Gaston was basically a 3D version of Gaston, only skinnier. But this song was so much fun, and this brings back so many memories. Thanks for posting!

[JustJodie1995]

...is this a strange thing to admit. Gaston was my first crush.... :) xx



[ElphabaMondayRide]

@JustJodie1995 The Beast was mine...*Sheepish smile.*

[squirrley4life]

is le fou gay??? when i was little i didnt kno what gay was so i just thought that le fou was a creeper

[nichole23241]

A few days ago I walked outside singing the part "I use antlers in all of my decorating!" And my neighbor looked at me like WTF?! haha xD