How to Survive a Zombie Attack : Understanding Zombie Outbreak Classes 1 & 2

[MrSpIdErPiG1000]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA this is clasic

[John2find]

Is Andrew Marshal a Zombie ???

[LfromGaiaonline]

Next Task: How to Survive a Necromorph attack.

[TheThebeast88]

nerds

[PaskainenAnanas]

We need:

Pillz Here

Ammo Here

Weapons Here

Grenades here!

[egeseatr35]

Why the heck is my comment not top? I had 89 likes >.< Lol jk

[ApocalypseAD]

Don't let the zombies win, the U.K. has been over-run by them, i'm one of the last survivors, reaching out to you for help.

[surfingdp]

the zombies win FATALITY

[kingsleyfallower]

@oakleyroflmao so true, i just got the zombie survival guide (Max Brooks) and theyer saying the same stuff as him

[oakleyroflmao]

you guys are just listing stuff from the zombie survival guide

[JohnnyJohnW]

This should be on NatGeo

[deadlyangel122]

nie tip

[cocobird151]

what about 3 and 4?



[newyoikmabsta]

@cocobird151

next video.

[IreneyEhh]

The guy in the end got raped.

[oneofakind1973]

thanks

[cagedanimal98]

Sounds like they've been reading the zombie survival guide

[xXIpodsAreMyLifeXx]

@cagedanimal98 i read that :)

[MrHousemagic]

expert village has some crazy shit

[ChuSandre]

Something tells me if zombies ever were real, the general public, with watching so many zombie movies, would kill them all in a matter of hours.

[AWillandJWill]

1:17 gay sex

[drembella2]

look at the cute doggies!

[teeheecindee]

how to survive a zombie attach when they havent even encounter any zombies in life.... :S

[coolmanholt]

read ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE BY MAX BROOKS he is coping it excalty

[lfmox]

I recognise the dialogue from the book written by Max Brooks! :3

[AdiCro678]

is it good to use armor percing rounds and explozion rounds againt's zombis?

[DYLANBLAZE1]

G@y

[TheSnak369]

1:21 someone just got raped

[keeshorror]

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[YoshiFue]

@keeshorror found it.

[keeshorror]

@YoshiFue aww man

[cellarjudge]

cute dog~ ^^

[Kevinyock]

In Soviet Russia We Attack zombies.

[vildar9]

ok so if theres a zombie attack i can just call my local militia? WTF

[Intellustheautomator]

Lines of defense for survivors.

1 The building your in (be silence & duct tape screamers mouths shut)

2 Long range, spears, throwing stars, razor cards, knives, spikes

3 medium range, 10 foot pole axe w/ skull spike or spears

4 Short range, dual swords or axes

5 kicks to the brain with steeltoes or combat boots

6 GUNS ARE LAST RESORT ONLY !

If a shot is fired flee at once from your position because your position has been compromised all zombies in a mile will walk your direction.

[FighterO21]

@Intellustheautomator

correct nontheless

[shonk1999]

that dude on the right looks like veva la bam

[TheDrunkBoomer]

What about 100 Zombies to 10,000 zombies. Becuase belive it or not, 10,000 zombies is a "Class 2" covering all of Massachussetts. -_-

[OMGTWILIGHTRULES]

if u dress like a zombie, will they be dumb enough to mistake u 4 one, like in the movie Zombieland???????

[jiya560]

wtf the bitten sounds like chris griffin in family guy

[anusquam]

the Tikka T3 Rapes, the .308 WIN tho not the .223

[spinnerman247]

when i saw the title, i was like WTH

[gergmonger]

You didnt explain type 3&4 outbreaks I feel like zombies are coming tonight.

[zvz2ezzvz]

suprising this fucking people didnt shoot themselves

[MessagerOfHell]

36 people are zombies

[BadVoodo0]

i enjoy your videos but i enjoy Max Brooks books more no offence

AT LEAST GIVE MAX BROOKS CREDIT FOR WHAT YOU SAY!

[littlehim12]

wtf 0:47 a dog

[ytf8tf8]

SHOW CASES 3 AND THE LIVING IN THE UNDEAD WORLD! CASE 4!!

[4Joga4]

deja vu on left for dead right?

[7blueblood]

after the chernobyl incident in the ukraine it was like a class 1

[Nick56708]

I hope this is a joke. If not, then some people should be rethinking about the movies they're watching lol.

[WolfyGirl2000]

I wonder if Obama is a zombie killer..... Or a zombie himself..

[nerfninja22]

SO ARE ZOMBIES REAL BECASUE IF THEY ARE I WILL SHIT MY PANT BECASUE ITS WILL BE FUN AS HELL LIKE YOU GET GUNZ AND IM 11 AND BY THAT TIME I WILL BE LIKE 23 but.......... YOUR LOVED ONES CAN DIE SO THAT SUCK COWNIPPLE BECASUE YOU DO NOT WANNA KILL YOUR MOM OR YOU DAD SISTER BROTHOR ALL OF THEM THAT WILL SUCK

[nerfninja22]

SO ARE ZOMBIES REAL BECASUE IF THEY ARE I WILL SHIT MY PANT BECASUE ITS WILL BE FUN AS HELL LIKE YOU GET GUNZ ANDIM 11 AND BY THAT TIME I WILL BE LIKE 23 but.......... YOUR LOVED ONES CAN DIE SO THAT SUCK COWNIPPLE BECASUE YOU DO NOT WANNA KILL YOUR MOM OR YOU DAD SISTER BROTHOR ALL OF THEM THAT WILL SUCK

[anonymous133711]

to survive in a zombie apoc...chances of survival in suburban areas = 1% to survive you must go to a deserted place with clean water and crops to farm

a must have in apoc, weapon ,seeds for crops cos most of the produce are terminated seeds, water purifier(evaporation purifier, pots and a roof glass would do), paper, pen, extra clothes , bike and a utility vehicle last but not the least take ur friends with you, girlfriend and family to keep u sane

[Kitzu90]

01:18 rape?

[NecroHealth]

like 24% of ZSG is true...Good thing I'm in the army and got platecarriers and guns and all dat shit. WOOH!

[MahBoiOrMyBoy]

0:01 to skip ads

[rockinboy34]

:o Youtube added a Skip Ad function! ^-^

[menple2]

wow max brooks its lke im reading the bok exept i got some fat retard talking about it

[an0m0nus]

get some bite proof armour I' don't think it was in the book but it should be!

[gohst117]

really , what is with you guys not the makers but we need brain splatters and dismemberment this is no zombie vid

[towndrunk23]

between this one and the other one, you forgot avout the stealth infection - spreads like a normal disease, but its so hard to see until its too late.people could have it for months, even YEARS, on end, and not know they have it. meanwhile, they infect everyone. theyre friends, famioly, associates, than those people infect others, and so on. this is the normal precourser to a level 3 or 4 zombie outbreak.

[odzas]

Visit odzas.com for zombie survival. Are you prepared for Z-Day?

[Fall3nAng3ls]

At 0:16 anyone else think rape? Lol

[joey143anna]

aw rape.

[joey143anna]

the walking dead.

[rakita13]

lol they have a tutorial video for everything real and fiction lmao

[clodotbox]

Is this a joke?

[darkspiritentity]

Om Nom Nom. Human brain :p

[TheMusicvent]

Wait a second.......

Why isn't Max Brooks listed in the crew?

[HamMedBukserne]

watch Zombies in Plain English! That is everything you need to know!

[mikle130]

imagine your girlfriend kissing your neck then nibbling then chewing than biting than your dead

[TheTman55555]

Thumbs up if you also read the guide by max brooks

[ntnism]

the zombies die with hitler :-0

[zoomerlawns]

@ntnism Everybody is all for saving Hitler's brain but when you want to put it in a great white shark, suddenly you've gone too far.

[ntnism]

@zoomerlawns okay....... :=(?)

[soukupb]

the threat of a zombie invasion died with the soviet union lol

[comedykillas]

in a zombie outbreak you should try to avoid guns especially in a city. Because they make a lot of noise. Guns are only good if 300 zombies are chasing after you

[stimmy92]

my last words would be FUCK YOU or this is a cool way to die depending on whats happing

[thesilverskull190]

RAPE

[ethanPEC]

OMG thanks for this i just got attacked by zombies today it helped me alot!

[MrMaxydoodle]

@ethanPEC ho ho ho you know nothing i work in a bio lab where we are examining these weirdos everyday.we have a concentrated strain of the virus which we project into dead bodys and we note what the product(zombie) does

[ethanPEC]

@MrMaxydoodle Sure, you work in a bio lab but you have videos about just cause 2, and your 12 years old.

[MrMaxydoodle]

@ethanPEC their not my videos smart alec there my sons

[ethanPEC]

@MrMaxydoodle Ans what are you doing on his channel?

[MrMaxydoodle]

@ethanPEC monitering to see what hes doing like any parent would...well most parents

[ethanPEC]

@MrMaxydoodle My Dad has his own channel and i dont tell him my passwords

[MrMaxydoodle]

@ethanPEC good for you but i use this channel as well as him for research purposes as i said in the first comment

[0thekillers00]

ok all you guys did was read zombie survival guide but didnt take any common sense out of it....thinking realistically does help

[LHZZ12MM]

wow...I just searched "how to" and this is what came up?!?! Heavens, I see those zombies all around me all the time...now I know how to defeat them when they attack...and yes, I am a victim of zombie attacks...multiple times in the last 20 years...maybe that's why I wander about during the day without a care all day now...in the shade of course...hmmmm....anyways, thanks for posting!!!

[ShakingClumsy]

the end they doing homo sex

[egeseatr35]

in soviet russia zomnie attack survives you

[theauraofawesomeness]

@egeseatr35 Well that would suck.

[wonderwilly96]

Why would the press not even pay attention to the first zombie in human history and the local forces would not deal with it u would have the military in there aswell if one gets pass the perimeter then it could make it into a built up area and start an epidemic

[ahdeath2007]

I've seen only two classes really mystical or biological with mystical the zombies are almost impossible to kill barring dismemberment and incineration of the parts biological destroying the brain or decapotation should do it most of the time.

[reebeerox7]

sooo realistic lol

[PurpleHazeReapr]

Hey dude..what do you mean "we know whats going on"

seriously it's possible? i thought of it before but then at the same time im like, well how ?what? can cause it and how can it be proved?

[AoDfirehawk]

@PurpleHazeReapr it's easy to explain the government created a virus that if released by accident or by purpose spawns zombies. so as not to create a worldwide panic they kept quiet about it

[totalwar1996]

I think having a big piece of meat hanging behind you won't help either.....-.-

[bud1107]

are you fucking serus

[terry13dabomb]

i think this is stupid you want to know why because nothing has happened yet that has to do with zombies sure you can prepare for it but until it happens don't worry

[MrToplot]

why would you want a virus

[MrToplot]

zombies are not real

[devopevojavo]

@MrToplot YOU NEVER KNOW

[yoking456]

@MrToplot we are able to create viruses that would be easily transmitted and would turn us into brainless zombies

[jackdude15]

WTF Zombie class 1. Only 1-14 days no problem few casualties, are you stupid , it's not like a zombie occurance is normal nowadays, 1 zombie would get on the news and the whole world would panic

[Siconyte]

@jackdude15

No kidding, but I am still waiting for an outbreak, I wish zeds were real.

[zombieman48]

@Siconyte why so much death would happen

[Siconyte]

@zombieman48

Ah, who cares, those people who die haven't done anything for me, so why should I care about them?

[karandras1988]

Yes becasue zombie outbreaks are quite common occurences nowadays.

[VideoGameTutorialz34]

@karandras1988 Ya they are they even made a movie on it

[MrNikeSBforever]

I have the book and i read it !

[xky1452]

i wunder if a iron wood do anything

[cykocd]

@xky1452 an iron? mabye if u hit it hard enough

[jonnyblaze142]

way to read a book douchebags.

[Kidracer1995]

They stole this straight from Max Brooks' Zombie Survival Guide. You sure know what's going on.

[phillipe921]

Just gather weapons friend and a van and ur good

[penguinator991]

fucking assholes the copyed The Zombie Survival Guide

By Max Brooks!!

[Clyde200k]

Max Brooks zombies r biological impossibilities.

[gto745]

@Clyde200k elaborate please

[TheBlade6000]

zombies hu you can kill a 1000 do you want to no how? ill give you a hint just.......... by a fucking shotgun and blast there fucking heads of and if your retarded don't by a shotgun please because youl just blow your self up so i advice to just run for your live going scream scream scream and and just one more for today don't climb anything because you sore what happend to the dad on that vid so thats anoth from me

[TheBlade6000]

any way youre talking about a zombie survival guide tell me were it is just in case zombies come and none hump me

[ThePLDTV]

Can't wait for the zombies to come, I'm ready.

[zachsmither]

@ThePLDTV yeah its going to be awesome id have so much fun

[brixendump]

do u guys smoke weed?



[marco19911991]

biggest challenge in a zombie uprising... finding good weed

[guitarheroNL]

smart guys

[polako68]

fuckin nerds

[LigerZero83]

Why do all your videos have different volumes. One is so low and the other is so loud..

[jojopet]

I thought about using the Zombie Survival guide as a screenplay, but then I realized that would be lame

[KTBrooker123]

So what zombie class is The Dead (Youtube the dead movie africa)?????????????

[ZoMBiSLaYa]

the zombie with the white shirt looks like he is humping the victim!!!

[martialartsmaster227]

Fake and gay

[TheRyowyn]

@martialartsmaster227 Fake? Really? Good god. Are you serious? Were you expecting REAL zombies?

[willsucko101]

Q-cards straight outta the book...

[crazygungamer]

OMG, OMG!! AHHHHHHH!!!! lmao

[kingblox]

lame

[southparkmaniac123]

looks like somone read the zombie survival guide i hav it too its pretty cool

[diezelish]

yea. i agree

[werwofatnight]

A zombie can last up to a year to a year and a half.

[diezelish]

I read in the Zombie survival guide that a zombie can live up to 3 years.

[kaptainkruncheats]

wow, it takes alot of imagination to read what max brooks already wrote

[warspitejr]

@kaptainkruncheats well now u can see it with you own eyes in vid form

[joshington82]

How long can a zomb last without food?

[SluggoNick]

however long it takes the body to decompose

[crazygungamer]

maybe about 1 or 2 years. Im not completely sure :/

[Wintersverd]

Zambies?

[TheElectricDreamer93]

Taking some advice from Zombieland

[robaart]

Dog.

[mytube0000000000]

6.6 billion zombies against 1(you) classes don't matter just kill ur self or nuke the world

[Guykeogh]

you can kill zombies any old way if you get eaten by them

[stefanyouri1]

lolz at 1:20 u sees the one with white tshirt his ass XD

[nhzeghdjfjurhzhdegsx]

I'm with you guys!

[SurvivorChronicles]

love these videos

[destaniofhearts]

Hehehe. Sounds like the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks.

[WillyDIreland]

Yeah looks like thats where they got it. Good vids tho

[ManOfEthnicity]

Are these guys seriously just reading Brook's book to youtube? WTF

[UncertainFear]

@ManOfEthnicity...... Uh yeah they are which is sad. They could have at least come up with their own shit BUT NO it's so much easier to just talk about what other people have already done. Stupid kids. When the zombie's show up I hope these two bums get eaten first.

[grindcore4allsbro]

watch m ynew vid about makeing a zombie fort

[tuggernuts6432]

NOW I'M SCARED.

[owl1235]

the girl in the advertisment is in elf!

[MegaRamario]

omg fake; Everyone knows that real zombie enthusiasts would never be so bold. Seriously, seek out some controversial footage and thank me later.

[mystic0276]

i better def myself from zombie shows when i get scared :D ^.^

[lillenk125]

watch my movie, it's a new movie i have uploaded and i will make more zombie movies

[chrstilen5]

Just learn the attack. Mega zombie block. And you´ll be fine

[dudeguy1354]

they are infected with RAGE it is different than solanum

[musiclover520]

In 28 days later or 28 weeks later , what are thoes people ?infectious people = zombie?

move so fast and more overpower that normal people

[Bloodsplated]

they actually don´t have brains destroyed, only the cerebellum, the memories (when they learned walk) is still intact, and the muscle´s cells are more active because the infection

[PadawanJB]

They're infected with the Rage virus.

[BlocklandTutorials]

From the book:

The Zombie Survival Guide

By Max Brooks.

[supercoolkid22]

@BlocklandTutorials i have that book

[ethanPEC]

these ppl talk like zombies really exist

[aubryebabii2]

its possible, never know.