Scrubs Turk's Booty Breakdown

[TheTurkishman99]

black turks...hmm..interesting.

[Klackeranis]

im german as well and i can only say the german voices suck. they not even tried to stay close to the real voices and many jokes got lost when they failed to translate many things... -_- watch it in english if you're able to understand it, thats the real deal

[cheekypants321]

yyyyeaaah she does not look like 103 to me

[Mammothtankgrind]

Boy's ... Count It!!!

[whitewarrior12]

Give me some of that. Perfect feet. Yes I am into that :)

[TheBluewhiteshadow]

Lol .. thats the first time i heard scrubs in english and i can only say: WTF! The german speakers sounds muhuhuhuch better ;)

[LectricSheepz]

@TheBluewhiteshadow hmmmm methinks that may have something to do with you being german yourself, no? scrubs in any language is great though

[buddhaloliskn]

@TheBluewhiteshadow So the german voices sound better than the actual actors ?

You sir, are wierd :)

[AngstFisch]

Count it!

[Netherwolf6100]

More than half of the show is JD's imagination alone

[heyimseba]

break it down for me c-bear

[maxlr812]

if you're in to that...

hahahahahah

[1992NL]

That should be a real thing lol "booty breakdown"

[shahryarization]

This should be a spin off for scrubs.

[Keimatsu]

0:36 "Perfect feet if you're into that" Yes Turk, we know you're into that, you told us in season 3.

[RachaelxDepp]

I love how Turk is the only one in the show that's never surprised by what JD says after a daydream.

[xRiotxful]

gross that ginger is not hot

[TheTastyTofu]

@xRiotxful failtroll has failed.

[inuyasha9454]

@xRiotxful you sir are broken in the head. molly was amazingly hot

[tryandlisten]

@inuyasha9454 Respectfully disagree, JD's other love interests were much hotter than her -

1. Elliot (of course)

2. Kylie

3. Tasty coma wife (ooh yeh)

4. Kim

5. Jordan (lol)

[Netherwolf6100]

@tryandlisten Agreed

[bheceo]

@tryandlisten yeah U cant forget Jordan shes pretty hott

[CommunistFalcon]

@tryandlisten Why Isn't Julie (Mandy Moore) or Molly (Heather Graham) on this list? They at least least deserves to be number 3 or 4!

[tryandlisten]

@CommunistFalcon Agreed, Molly and Julie are definitely in the top5 knocking out Kim and DEFINITELY Jordan, she was a wildcard at best

[tryandlisten]

@TakeshiMomoshiro each to their own dude

[blizzy00]

Lol like its a sports center player rating system.

" JD i gotta' tell you im a huge fan of this chick. "

[TheFutureFirefighter]

I absolutely love how JD and Turks conversations seem so real and flow so nicely....

[RandomGuy4234]

Whats the name of the song that plays wen he does the breadown?

[MrGidderz]

Turk suited up!

[sartanko]

This should be a tv-show... Though it might be canceled after a short period of time.

[BurnRoddy]

0:21 Turk says Shazzam

[rencrow]

forget teri hatcher whos that chick in the green scrubs at 1:00?

[RHComputerGeek]

@rencrow Count it!

[starhawks1]

i have a foot fetish

[hollywoodwerewolf]

Keri Russell is way sexy.

[romeo56]

Breaker down for me C-Bear!

(Yes i know he says break her)

[KungFuWombat]

Hit the 4 key repeatedly.

[yankees032778]

According to that one episode that Turk narrated, he is into foot stuff

[jaydanfort]

this goes on in my head when i meet a hot chick.... just with the chick ive met not the chick on scrubs :D

[UnluckyAmulet]

Is it me, or is Melody kinda plastic-y?

[blizzy00]

O'Harra, mmmmmm.

I like myself an Irish gal'.

Break er' down Turk.

Turk should do work for Sportcenter. Except instead of evaluating athletes, he should just break down the attributes of female athletes good looks.

[believeland8]

y dont ppl dance the bus driver anymore? hahah :)

[SeiferKai]

DAAAAAMN!! i would double Tap that!!

[HAFIAM]

0:42 Turks face :D

[JaggarZF]

"Bus Driver" ended it for me.

[Heidezanger]

Break her down for me C-Bear..

Welcome to Turks Booty Breakdown!

[tehpixie]

elliot went to brown? holy god.

[youtmeme]

@tehpixie, that's not Elliot.

[tehpixie]

@youtmeme "she and elliot went to college together"

[youtmeme]

@tehpixie, oops, just caught that, sry! :)

maybe they retconned that though? O.o

[Rita3500]

I dance the bus driver. ^.^

[CurtisDoverY0]

Count It!

[Jiyuria]

she's underweight to be 5' 4'' + 103

[tobiojo10]

my favourite ever scrubs fantasy in my favourite episode. count it

[futurestar94britfan]

why is everyone talking about her weight? its tv!

do u really think they would bother to acctually find out what the actors weight is just to be accurate?

i bet shes not really 5'4 either

[teeizhot]

@futurestar94britfan Probably because that seems to be underweight and a younger person may see that and think something is wrong with them if they're 5'4 and 119lbs. That's exactly what happened to me. I saw a woman on tv and her character was a size 3, I was a size 5 and since then I started dieting to get down; then I went to far. Of course not every kid is gonna think like that but there are some who will.

[futurestar94britfan]

@teeizhot most kids dont even KNOW how much they weigh.

and if ur thinking "but its different nowadays" im 15. so yeah.

i was a kid like a few years ago, i know how it works

but no one who isnt already severly anorexic is gonna watch this on tv and fixate on that one little detail about the girls weight.

people dont care. unless they already have weight insecurities before.

[futurestar94britfan]

"driving, driving, passenger on" lolz

[deathreaver3356]

for us honkies its a very important dance LOL

[ginnyisdacoolest]

I think she's too curvy for 103. If she was 103 she'd be a stick insect.

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

@ginnyisdacoolest but she's short :P and she was pregnant too so..

[iosonouomoragno]

"for us honkies it's a very important dance" HAHAHAHAHAHA

[sakurakisslove08]

She is hot...and has a nice body...but 103 my ass LOL...5'4 and 103 is more like a twig then a a woman.

[vonnyyay]

yea 5'4 and 103 kinda impossible im 5'4 and i am 120 lol @sakurakisslove08

[sakurakisslove08]

@vonnyyay And I bet you have about the same figure as her right?

[vonnyyay]

yes and (clears throat) according to the health chart 110 lbs is the lowest weight i can go as a 5'4. 110 and i think up to 130 is normal @sakurakisslove08

[sakurakisslove08]

@vonnyyay Yep so unless she was wearing padding for the hips boobs and booty I saw she can't be any lower then 110

[romeo56]

'For us honkey's its a very important dance' LOL how did i not hear this before.

Count it.

[DynoRod]

Wait isnt this the first time he calls him "C-Bear" ?! lmao

[jubbles23]

@DynoRod Nope. He does it several times, but this is probably the best use of C-Bear.

[DantheGif]

"Out it!"

[DantheGif]

@DantheGif Gahh Freaken Firefox.

"Count It!"

[Advancedgod]

Wow, that 'ooh' really was sexy.

[jubbles23]

Hey, what's the deal with Elliot's friend? Break her down for me, C-Bear.

Smack it, and I'll do a fake, sexy ooh for you. Boys? *slap, explosion sound* Oooh. Count it.

Boo-yah... Bus Driver dance us home.

[thratu4ever]

@jubbles23

good that you can quote the vid.

and what exactly made quoting half the video funny or entertaining?

[jubbles23]

@thratu4ever For people who can't hear and want to know the funnier bits. AKA Shut the fuck up.

[thratu4ever]

@jubbles23

1) people who can't hear are not browsing on youtube.

2) saying shut the fuck up is like saying i can't go into a intelligent discussion so im going to swear because that makes me cool.

[jubbles23]

@thratu4ever No, I definitely am capable of forming enough words to go into an intelligent conversation, do I care to? No. Especially with someone like you who scrutinizes people who make comments that are quotes of the clip. Cause, newsflash, 60% of YT comments on videos such as favorite shows, favorite movies, etcetera, etcetera, will be exactly what you just heard. As for this, don't bother replying to me, because I am done.

[thratu4ever]

@jubbles23

that is exactly why it has to change its annoying and its not funny

[DATDUDE1979]

Yes turk...im into that

[wraithfreind]

i would watch that show TURK'S BOOTY BREAKDOWN,one of jds best daydreams

[vDinAldin]

Boo-yah . . . Bus driver, dance us home.

[zbcrazy]

Lol wow I'm 17 and the same height but I'm around 118. xD

And I'm definitely going to try and find situations in which to say "For us honkies it's a very important dance!"

[thetruesora]

the bus driver isn't a real dance!? WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS!? lol.

[SupaFresh208]

COUNT IT!!! LOL

[Tragota]

I don't get american length system.

Can anyone tell me what my length in America would be?

European = 1 meter 81 cm

[Pringlesman]

@Tragota About 5 ft, 11 1/2 inches.

[TTINUHPLOTR]

LOL 103 pounds=no ass! :)

[oddajcieminicka]

booya...

btw. she's ugly

[Hyoutora]

damn I'm taller than her

[hpandpotcfan]

i'm 5' 4" and 103 is wayyyyyyy underweight

[tyrannosauruser]

103? That's pretty underweight for her height

[500gomez]

they should zoom in on those perfect feet lol

[Sagerian81]

Whoa whoa hold on... That's Keri Russell?????

Who knew that a hair straightener and some dye could make such a huge amazing difference. Tongue, on, the, floor.

[landcommander1981]

OMG, dude you're right. For the first time I realized that. No wonder JD wanted her so much- she's Felicity!

[Bladerunner20006]

Lol @ 0:53! First time I noticed that Turk was actually conveniently waiting for JD to snap out of his daydream while drinking a cup of coffee :D.

[Kamikazebutterfly]

Man I'm 5'4" and 123. I was 114 until I got to college (damn them freshman 15, lol). Now I feel like a fatty.

Funny clip. =)

[TTINUHPLOTR]

trust me. 123 is just fine! ;) in fact you're a little underweight for your height. :D

[thewhiteafrican]

i would pay soooo much money to have this happen in real time to me whenever i check out a chick

[dubcress]

count it.

[eLegantLywasTed7]

"JD i gotta tell you im a huge fan of this chick!"

lol Turk, who isnt!??! xD

[youtmeme]

she looks amazing, esp. considering she was actually like a few months pregnant at the time of this. :)

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

lol really? She didn't look preggo.

[youtmeme]

yeah, really! :)

I have the dvd set and they said so on the commentary.

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

LOL i really need to start looking at my scrubs dvds

[youtmeme]

haha! Well, I like listening to the commentaries, some people don't. ;D

[Lynx251]

I wish they would dance the Bus Driver dance nowadays :(

[daplayer]

if life was really like that!

[wheezer6au]

Oh because it's not a real dance.

[Schaniepel]

BOOYAH ;D

[Born2beSPRA]

count it

[sm12321]

i wish they would have zoomed in on her "perfect feet"! lol

[Kahnstable81]

HOLY FUCK she is amazing

[benjaythewhite]

"Why don't people dance the bus driver anymore?"

[dutchman333]

we need that show!!!

[darkmaster491]

lol.

[SalvadorLovesNINTOOL]

From now on every time I see a hot girl, I'm gonna imagine Turk's Booty Breakdown.

[Thermikus]

i love her ironic glance when she's sayin' she's single =)

[neogeo111]

"Fore us honkies its a very important dance."

[MacsWagner]

his smile when he turns around at the beginning...priceless

[Trickster777]

"Count it!"

hahahaha, Turk's the best!

[LoU077]

"got perfect feet if you´r in to that" turk best x)

[BAS1630]

"Smack it and I'll do a fake sexy 'Oh' for you. '

*smack*

"Oh!"

What's sad is I bet this is really what goes through some guys' minds. Lol!

[Chimera1591]

Yeah, but usually the girl is naked. Sorry, us guys are a filthy sex.

[BAS1630]

Lol... but at least you're honest, I guess! :)

[Beagslie76]

Like the guy said, "If women could read our minds... they would never stop slapping us"

[MiniMarcify]

@Beagslie76 dude men think about sex every 8 seconds on average... We would be fucked....

[bishopssix]

@Beagslie76 women are just as bad as we are, if not more

[FearlessSpinner]

extremely hot

[shysexy]

have ever seen a real TURK? that must be a joke?

[gorgeousgal69]

haha it is sad...LOSER

[Thepinkninja2]

Drive and drive and passenger on!...

Drive and drive and passenger on!...

[Joezzles18]

driving, driving, inside the bus

[ashleymeganlove]

actually it's "driving, driving, passenger on"

[markielover]

is that felicity holy shit

[allowthis123]

everyone should.

but they don't

even i don't care as much as i should

no need to be a cunt

i was only pointing it out

[jashykins]

I think the thing is that Scrubs is a comedy and people don't think others should waste time finding out such an unimportant fact (thought, I think, if you had the charts and such it wouldn't take you that long).

[Iontach]

your reading way too much into that...

Its not that accurate of a test. Especially when calculating by just using your weight and height. Since it does not factor muscle into the equation.

So next time you start bitching, at least know what your bitching about. Especially on a freaking video from a comedy tv show bud.

[Tyrion15589]

Tragic....oh, im over it.

[blarken1]

who gives a shit?

[wildboyz75]

woah that is... that is really sad that you went and worked that out

[Prncssmn7]

My 11 year old son is 5'1" and 103 pounds and very thin (eats like a horse, though, LOL!). A woman of 5'4" and 103 pounds wouldn't be what Keri Russell looks like there.

[Jacksmommy413]

I thought that sounded a little too thin. I'm 5'4 and the smallest i've been is 115. I wouldn't want to go much smaller than that. I enjoyed 115. lol.

[QueenAnime99]

Well, I'm 5 ft. 2 in. and about 95 lbs. I'm really petite. :D

[aspenaspen]

holy fuck! ur just 5"2 and 95 lbs!! how old are u ?!

[QueenAnime99]

Lol. :D I'm 21. I recently graduated from college (UGA) and a LOT of the females there are REALLY small. I wear Junior sizes 3/4/5/6 and some of the girls I knew wore sizes 0, 1, and 2. :D

[aspenaspen]

wow how cool! , im just 17 and i've been looking for a girl who's short ^^ i just love short girls , those models on tv ...no thanks lol

[QueenAnime99]

Thanks. Yay, short girl luv! :D

[Chimera1591]

Whats a BMI?

[adenica999]

body mass index, pretty much youre weight compared to youre length

[jimmymortis]

Archaic bullshit that has barely any medical justification. Or bullshit for short.

[jimjamrocks]

Some one was told he has a over big BMI

[jimmymortis]

Actually I am 120 pounds and 5'11". If anything, I am under the BMI but i still feel fine. Its impossible to discuss the relevance of anything unless its assumed in good faith that people are innocent of bias unless otherwise indicated.

[reesie9]

on the dvd commentary they said keri russell was pregges when she filmed this.

i didnt notice till they said that lol

[ahssenior08]

wow!

shes wearing the perfect dress to hide it

[MarinerFan2007]

Kerri Russell is smokin HOT!

[FooolishBlad]

and perfect feet, if your into that

[Glyvenator]

Dyslexic like yoda you are.