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  • He should come back again now ;-)

  • german guy in the vid is a cunt

  • @therat789 he's a comedian, playing along with clarkson's specifically misleading questions.

  • @lebensraummetal true I like him in top gear but he can be an idiot e.g. 1 show even though he stated both points of view but he's that type of person you love to hate him :D

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  • Der sollte mal mitm Heynrik Broder so ne Deutschlandtour machen :D

  • Was i the only one who laughed at the cats name?

  • Este tío es tonto.

  • next week I will conquer britain with my mac ten, doing some nice drive bys

  • The greatest evidence of a lack of sense of humor is the people here taking offense to this when nothing Jeremy Clarkson says on anything ever should be taken seriously. It's all tongue-in-cheek humor mixed with ranting from the mind of a man who gets attention for saying controversial things on a weekly basis. If I had a small amount of non-specific financial denominations for each time JC has made fun of my home country, I'd be able to buy a Greek island. I don't care. He's just being funny.

  • @Abderian are you american?

  • I hope noone tookthat serious...

  • church of humor , not creepy at all

    

  • LOL how sad your life must be that you need an institution of laughing LOL

  • @TYUIO11111

    Ehm, sorry but, what dou you lough for if you don't know how to lough right, and what you can lough for, and what you cant lough for ? I, and most of the other germans would never lough if they wouldn't be a professional in "laughing". After Worldwar 2, we are more machines than human beings, you know ? Cybernetic Organisms. We have to be tought how to lough, or we'll kill you !

  • @7Nub2Nub83 are you drunk ?? also i think they found that guy inside your moms ass

  • Ah, generally ... where the f**k did they get this gay kind of ... whatever guy who's tells things in front of the Cathedral of Cologne ? He is telling realy shit ... shit ... shit ! If I heard him telling such things I would punch his head and throw him into the Rhine. What a ... look at him ... he's stupid as hell. You can find stupid people like him in every land. He makes me agressive because he speaks for a country without really speaking for this coutry.

  • @7Nub2Nub83 spätestens als er gesagt hat wir würden polen angreifen sobald man das uns sagt müsstest du doch eigendlich gemerkt haben, dass der kerl sarkastisch war. sowas muss man doch verstehen, offensichtlicher hätte man es kaum machen können.

  • Some would beg to differ that the Nurburgring was ever a 'good' thing

  • Ho, ho, ha, ha, ha!!

  • 7:10

    well, at least they wanted to,

  • germans are fucking weird...god damn

  • it seems that jeremy finds the worst stuff in every country...

  • @onpsxmember that makes good tv

  • @beastinblack I think I agree, Many countries are just in the union to get feeded by the 'rich' countries such as the UK,Germany and France.The British and Germans are working hard to keep the Greek government working now.This is not what the people deserve,to see their own countries getting poorer and poorer because all the money they worked for is directly going to Brussels.The EU once was a good idea,but that was a long timeago.But if Germany or the UK would leave the union, the union is down

  • 4:20 - sounds like Japan and China as well, all economic powerhouses

  • Im a Brit and I admire my fellow Europeans for who they are, but dont you people agree with me that the EU must end? It is destroying democracy and it is destroying the fabric of national character, which gives a country its identity. It is about time us the people of Europe revolted against our masters in Brussels. Or else watch the far right rise.

  • @beastinblack Democracy is letting ignorant people "chose" what they think is good for them ... And identity is what makes war. (Just think about that).

    Now , if you don't want to be part of a stronger european economy , let's just give up to americans or Chineses ...

  • To play golf, they go to us, to Poland :))))))) brilliant!

  • LMAO the guy at 4:15 onwards looks like a German Alan Carr.

  • I'm german ! And I nver heard of a Humor Church ! WTF? is that silly thing ?

  • wasn't he a car - journalist back then ??

  • The whole church of humor thing makes me absolutely sick

  • Well trying to make someone who does't laugh as easy as the the other guy with BRITISH humor was bound to be a failure I think...

  • Germany is in the EU because they can rule the rest of Europe? FUCK OFF HIMMLER!

  • @Andromeda1212 yes germany rulez the rest of europe because you stupid monkeys are to stupid to handle real economy

  • @Andromeda1212 The EU is evil, the common people of Europe are great. The German 'lack of humour' line is a product of British humour - we laugh at others and we laugh at ourselves even more.

  • Oh Jeremy, how could you dig out that Oliver Schmitt? Bless him: Not a single disguised deep mirky soul out of all 81 Million citizens in my country could ever hide from Elton's...er Olli's knowing eye...

    Jeremy generously gives us the opportunity to witness some fascinating first attempts of an indeed completely humourless german idiot to sound ...ironically/frightfully/cyni­cally...ok, I'm not quite sure about what poor Olli was trying to do, but thanks anyway, Jeremy. You rule!! ;o)))

  • @oOBubbleStreamOo who is this olive schmitt anyway a new himmler he looks lkie him a bit haahahahahahaaaaaaaaa anyway ich bin deutscher und liebe mein heimatland aber auch die freie welt ich muss sagen viele dinge stoeren mich und gehen mir aufn keks sehr viel dinge sind ohne amtliche erlaubnis verboten.klar gesetze muss es geben aber nich fuer jeden scheissdreck ja.geh mal in andere laender die lachen sich kaputt ueber viele gesetze die wir hier haben.aber es gibt auch viele positive dinge.

  • Everybody should watch 'Germany vs USA' by the users 'Alex and Jim' on this site or from my user page. It gives a better source of those two countries than Jeremy Clarkson's narrowminded stereotyping b/c Alex (the German) and Jim (the American) actually discuss topics more in depth and there is less cherrypicking.

  • Since German posts are debunking Clarkson's stereotype this 'lack' of humor I'm going to add that I heard that American TV comedy shows, like King of Queens, According to Jim, and Married with Children are very popular in Germany, so they do have a sense of humor but it seems they laugh when it's actually funny not when they want to be superficial.

  • hahha nice war reference Jezza the cats called Goring

  • @MasterBattle2000 most of the germans are easy going funny people it does matter wich part of germany you go the western part like along the rhine river in the city of cologne the people are easy going and funny.

  • the Humour church thing is....weird

    but Jezza's facial expression nearly makes me cry XDDDD

  • fuck this Oliver Schmitt ...... hes a douche noone knows him in germany ...... and the thing with the humour is quite true ^^

  • @DriftkingS2K i am german and i am funny and a happy guy and i like to laugh and i love this planet with all its crazy people on it

  • Im sorry guys...this is rubbish. I am german and Germany is nothing like it`s displayed here. Jeremy is known for thinking in stereotypes, but is is a little too much plagiatism. If I went to the cheepest chip-shop I could find and made a documentary about the brittish there it wouldnt reflect on the country itself would it?

    the german guy who feeds him the stereotype image pisses me off though...but u brits have left wing pseudo-intellectual types who object to everything in your country too.

  • The moment he said "Taxi" I knew at once who it was going to be without going to part 4. The Nurburgring Queen.

  • As a German i seriously cant believe what this journalist said about us. Yes, those were the 90s, but its like saying all americans are rednecks with guns who kill black people. But what this video also proves is that clarkson didnt changed over the years. Thats positive.

  • never heard of blue non :D

  • Easy there Germans... Clarkson's just ripping on everyone in their own way. He does this every episode. You just have the bad luck of having a very shady past.

  • I just imagine if i burst into laughter in that church the woman would shout at me and tell me to laugh with the group or get out!!

    and i can't believe that i clicked on the video and didn't remember the 'ring until it appeared here at part 3!!

  • My German professor is from Berlin. He's one of the funniest people I know, but he does agree that many Germans lack a sense of humor. He always says he likes the US because it is less structured.

  • Wtf is a Humor Church? Im German and I never heard about that shit ^^

  • WTF?! Who the hell is this Oliver Schmitt? Besides all that...IF this all would be true...than i am absolutly no german :D i think "we" changed a LOT over the last 3 to 4 years...

    i hope those "black sheeps" get themselfs killed in a horrible accident and our politicians insist that we drive only 30 kp/h on all roads....

    if i had to choose between germany, netherlands, the UK or something other...i would choose the UK^^ and if its only to look top gear live on BBC :D i love the british humor

  • Humor , germans, they lost 2 WWs , no fucking humor those germans

    A robot is funnier then germans

  • @trexchaux IN RUSSIA, THEIR WAR LOSES YOU!!! LITERALLY. so sad. thumbs up please.

  • @zc642

    This documentary wasn't funny because he didn take the mickey out of typical German idiosyncrasies. Instead he showed a country which is not Germany. As I suggested before, we love British humour about us, but this was bit strange.

  • Jeremy Clarkson is a cool guy and a great entertainer, if he would state his opinion on whether blue or red color is drying faster in the sun it would still be interesting.

    Though this Oliver Schmitt is talking quite some nonsense for the most part.

  • "carpet bomb the audience..."

    I simply love Jeremy's vocabulary, and his hilarious comments!

  • 5 dislikes? So, 5 Germans watched this then.

  • wtf humor church

  • germans do laugh,you just have to tell them what time and where.

  • ooooh god a church to laugh?? c'monnnnnnnn!! i laugh almost 2 hours a day

  • Goring the cat ahahaa

  • The laugh church part was creepy

  • Lol few people realize Clarkson is an atheist. But the humor church...my god that entire concept just reeks of forced psuedo-optimism.

  • Hey don't worry, Japanese take classes on how to smile.

    Of course youtube doesn't post the link down. 

    Just youtube "Japanese Smile School"

  • Ho Ho hahahahaha.......ho ho hahahha........

  • lol where did he find this idiots? I mean the church of humor guys.

  • @HarveyMushman85 In Germany ;)

  • I love going to the ring..

  • @renel12381 Ja ey voll der Honk!

  • Oliver Schmitt ist doch dämilch.

  • @renel12381

    Da geb ich dir vollkommen Recht, was fuer ein Schwachsinn der von sich gibt...unmoeglich.

    By the way, you really have to separate between north and south germany. We have wonderful white wine near the "Bodensee", a lake in the south of germany and the people themselves are different as well..we laugh a lot more

  • @MrEifi

    Der Herr Oliver Schmidt ist Herausgeber der Satire-Zeitung "Titanic". Und er war auch schon bei Jeremy Clarkson - in seinem alten Talkshow-Format. Der Typ meint nichts von dem ernst, was er da von sich gibt =D

    Satire eben... :P

  • Seriously, the laundromats in my university(!) town are closed on sundays!!! When are you supposed to do your laundry?

  • Hes not knowin my aunt, shes laughing all the day :D

  • lol who the fuck is ugly guy Oliver Schmitt? I´ve never heard of him before. And why does he talk like that about the Holocaust and all that?!

  • @DaBoogie049 he was the editor of a satiric magazine in germany. we don't like him here. in fact most people don't even know him!

  • Why don't they just go to the pub? ^^

  • @Lintflas I know a German that is an exchange student at my school, he's only been here for 2 or 3 months. He's said on several occasions that Germany should become more powerful and controlling again, he's also said burn the jews several times. I'm sure you're German but I'm sure as well that alot of Germans think along the lines of wanting dominance.

  • @AOAWHATSUP

    lol

    You're kidding me, right?

  • @Lintflas Nope!!

  • @AOAWHATSUP

    Then you've just proven to be an idiot to believe that this retarded moron represents the average Germans mindset, or maybe he was just making fun of you and you weren't aware of it. ;-)

  • @Lintflas I don't believe that's the average German, all I'm saying is I'm sure alot of people in Germany have feelings somewhat along those lines. I have a feeling Germany as a country is starting to have some civil unrest or will sooner rather than later, I think most Germans aren't ones to take B.S.

  • @AOAWHATSUP

    Yep, of course we also have a few idiots here in germany, but there are even more of these people in the USA. Fortuantely swastikas and Nazi propaganda stuff are strictly prohibited in Germany, and they won't find a sympathetic ear.

    What about your US-Nazis and your KKK. Are they prohibited, too? ;-)

  • @Lintflas Nope they're not prohibited because we're "free." *sarcastic tone* And yeah very prohibited, I've been to Germany several times and I've always been into WWII type stuff, the first time I went I was a little kid so I was told not to talk about it much from my Father... haha

  • @AOAWHATSUP

    Actually it's the other way round and you're wrong ...

  • @Lintflas Dude I was being sarcastic? I know the US isn't very free at all, Germany is probably more free than the US

  • @AOAWHATSUP

    Ah ok, sorry. Somehow I missed the *sarcastic tone* part. Regards. 

  • @Lintflas No. You can be openly racist here if you want; there are no laws against saying racist stuff or thinking it, but general opinion of being racist is looked down upon in America. Pro Nazis, pro KKK/White supremacists can freely march in the streets, so long as it's peacefully done and no violence against anyone innocent. Just like Black supremacist Black Panthers can freely march, so long as it's peaceful, and anyone else. We've freedom of speech, freedom of press, freedom of guns. ;)

  • @Lintflas

    no there not,

  • @Lintflas The whole of Germany following a few madmen to overrun Poland and build concentration camps are lies?

  • @pb1mercon

    I guess you polish retard didn't realise my comment relates to something completely different.

  • @Lintflas Why the personal insult? Are you 5? You failed to realise what am I referencing.

  • a laughing church? why not justt get a sense of humour? :S

  • Its all so tongue in cheek on both sides dont take it serious :)

  • that Schitt bloke is an idiot. i'm german and disagree with everything he said.

  • And Oliver Schmitt is an absolut idiot, i guess he was outsider in school and had no friends....

  • ok, he is exaggerating so much about the laughter, maybe the English laugh more because they are drunk all the time ? xD

  • clarkson dying on stage in germany! Brilliant!

  • Oh my god, im so from Germany but watching that utterly stupid and completely useless Humor-Church just had me cryin in laughter.

  • NO sense of humour whatsoever, I wouldn't want to live in Germany even if I was paid to with gold

  • 2:31-2:36 LOOL

  • Ahahahaha there going to do it again arent they!! hahaha lmfao

  • 6:59 -7:15 SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

    I am german and no German thinks like that

  • This is great!

    If you like the laughing-club, take a look at this video:

    watch?v=x5dCHTHH338

    A german reporter visits a laughing-club in india (starts at 08:40).

    So we germans are not the only crazies ;-)

  • the ho ho ha ha ha bit was creepy.

  • 2:07 best comment EVER!

  • @Dackel84 yeah there are 9 more

  • thats right. in germany you are not allowed to stop for small animals

    its acctually a sport of mine to roadkill small animals.. lot of fun

  • 'we are heading for the EU and they are more countries to command under the united states of germany'!??!?? that guy should be arrested.

  • I really wanna kill the guy with the glasses. Or actually I could just tell him to commit suicide cause he'll do that for me, since he's German. Thanks!

  • What a heap of crap - excuse my French - but this guy has not the slightest idea of Germany in the first place but serves all the old cliches.... sad, as he normally is kind of funny.....

    And that German gobshite (excuse the Language again) is certainly not helping....

    Anyway, sad that journalistic diarrhoea like this finds its way on to tv!

  • This is so stupid... and just has absolutely NOTHING to do with reality!!!

  • who is that so called journalist? he is full of shit. come on how could you put him in the show?

  • the humour church lmao

  • wer ist dieser oliver schmitt xD

    kleidungstechnisch ja schon eine echte stilikone, aber was er so von sich gibt...

    wahrscheinlich zu viele schläge von papi gekriegt.

  • ho ho hahaha.....i never laugh so hard in my life before at a video

  • "o my god, your going to do it again"

    and i knew he was going to talk about the ring at some point, great track, clarksons awesome!!

  • All of the Germans looking here, I've noticed something: you guys feel horrible about the humor church and Germans that can't speak English. I, American, shall make you all feel comparatively okay. We have drive-thru weddings. Spelled just like that, and definitely with the hyphens.

  • @epluribusunum0 We've also got spray-cheez. Spelled exactly like that, and with the hyphens.

  • @DavidTheCatMedia

    WOW, that's worse than sticky tape or slippery grease.

  • drive through weddings? that's extreme! we dont have those in greece :P

  • @epluribusunum0 Vegas is a small part of the states.

  • dont get me wrong but this is totally crap

  • my god are we germans really that horrible....

    and it seems to be that nobody in germany speaks reasonable english...

  • correct

  • LOL! Humor Kirche! fucking lol man, seriously!

  • Ok...now I am ashamed (as a german) that my people are ashamed of everything...paradox

  • @floerschel this was filmed nearly 10 years ago don't panic!!

  • Jesus, that humor church is the most embarassing thing I have ever seen. What an embarassment for us Germans.

  • Nooooooooooo, that can´t be my country ;( Humor Church....what the f***

  • Don't feel bad. We, in America, well, we have drive-thru weddings. Spelled like that too.

  • I wonder what any Germans watching this would think of Oliver Schmitt. He seems to enbody every sterotype, mostly negative, that people have of Germans

  • We hanged him in town square, what a moron

  • good call, my favourite line was "freetime is dangerous". er how? there is another series like this on Tv at the moment it's alot better

  • i wonder if this 'do what your told' came about 40-50 years ago

  • Oh gosh, us Germans - we suck... =)

  • @d3sc3nt germans are the best

  • i knew an austrian fellow how had similar thoughts

  • look at the german 7:22

  • germans are freaks

  • WTF this guy at 3:39, is this supposed to be funny?

    How much shit can someone talk in some minutes..?

  • in the world....

  • I like his documentary. Jeremy is just playing around. I want to visit Germany. Greetings to all from Mexico.

  • 6:45

  • I'm about to order some of that Blue Nun wine. Why is it so terrible? Everyone that drinks it keeps making faces in the first 2 parts too

  • "Freetime is something very dangerous" LMFAO

    Wo haben die den Spasti denn gefunden? Ist doch klar, dass der Rest der Welt nun denkt, Deutsche wären alle Naive Idioten, wenn so ein Vollpfosten repräsentiv gemacht wird. ABER: zum Glück lassen sich nicht alle Leute von so einem Käse beirren =)

  • wenn du nich checkst dass der fliessend ironisch spricht tust du mir nun wirklich leid ;)

  • Mag sein, aber Engländer "checken" das nicht und denken, dass alle Deutsche Vollidioten sind, darum geht es!

  • JC is a narrowminded bigot when it comes to germany

  • people go to germany and make a picture for yourself........its not that bad like in this clip....

  • Thank you !

  • everyone who now is scared to go to germany let me tell you jc just showed all the wierd stuff ...

    i mean is he doing that??

  • Jeremy should have used the legendary Funniest Joke in the World from Monty Python's Flying Circus on them.

  • that guy is an ass at 3:33 and he even can't speak english right

  • one of the best bits is when jeremy says why don't we just go to the pub at 2:06

  • The Germans are a bit known for not being the people who don't smile allot, but give them some beer and they won't stop laughing! I can now, they are my neighbours...

  • The guy, who's interviewed by JC has bad teeth, a ridiculous ear ring and talks nonsense. He could well be british.

  • WTF 1:40

  • Most stuff the guy he interviews is complete and utter nonsense or highly exaggerated.

  • @kshadehyaena

    you are right, what an asshole! Who si this guy??

    And Jermey Clarkson isn't also very nice talking about germany, and he didin't show the good in germany

  • @kshadehyaena its still entertaining!

  • @emsqua Sure, but people might take it seriously. Only morons, but still... At least it's on a show with Clarkson and not presented overly serious.