Legend of Pocahontas 1/6

[TheInkySea]

I hate that fucking raccoon. I really, REALLY do.

[JackMcCloud18]

"Shut up little cat." xD

[Christhefireshark]

Raccoon? What happened to you?

[OSQusih]

Watched this in German class a long time ago. Now I can't speak any German, or anything at all. My esophagus melted.

[Hontaish]

What the hell are hyena's doing in North America? xD

[CPuff8D]

1:29 Wtf Kangaroo Racoon?

[TheLadyoftheleek]

NOOO!!! Not the raccoon again!! D:

[alenight85]

But...Pocahontas = Esmeralda!!

[SinfulCatasrafy]

I look forward to that bear bacon hehehehe lmao

[Kari166]

OH, GOD.

TAKE IT AWAY, TAKE IT AWAY!

[DarknessbUnnie]

0:00- The only good thing in the entire film

0:28- So Thumper had sex with a squirrel and this was the results? God damn...Also, fucked up arm is fucked up.

1:21- YES! EAT IT! EAT IT! Save yourself from this shitty movie! D8

1:54- I hate WA-BOO already...

2:09.....U NO??

2:32- We're going to play in the road! Hopefully you'll get hit by a car there! After seeing all the Dingo movies, I wouldn't be surprised if they put cars in this.

3:13- CONSTIPATION!

[The4EverYoung85]

@videogamester07 Cuz that's where most of the budget went.

[DeliciousNarwhal]

I think the staff at Dingo Pictures had a few too many hits from the peace pipe.

[pockypurse]

"I'ma gonna kill this-a cat!"

Oh christ.

[pockypurse]

How do you kill a bear by yourself?

[creepsrus]

...CATCHING HORSES??

[creepsrus]

lol that bluebird is a bitch

[LeRach]

I like how Pocahontas smiles when she hears that the guy killed his first bear, even though about ten seconds before that she was upset that the "wonderful animal" had been killed.

[ThePoptart28]

6:25: "I don't like it." I'm sorry, did this movie accidentally agree with me?

6:43: "It's about time that you get your man name." Doesn't he need man PARTS first? HEYOOOO--

6:51: "Sit down, Quick Spear." You're rockin' the boat!

7:07: I say, Watson!

7:44: Here in Jolly Old London, gulls go flying at the amazing speed of a mile an hour!

7:58: ...Gorton's Fisherman?!

8:15: I think I just found out what happened to all the food.

9:12: "A drink! That is what I need!" You and me both, sister.

(TBC)

[ThePoptart28]

5:17: If you replace all uses of "the peace pipe" with "the executive producers' coke stash", this all suddenly makes much more sense.

5:39: "You almost made Pocahontas fall into the water." Funny. I too tried to drown myself.

6:11: "What a wonderful animal. Who killed it?" Perhaps the guy with the bloodiest spear. MAYBE.

6:22: I did not register a single sentence of that as English.

(To be Continued)

[ThePoptart28]

2:45: *emo dodo*

3:12: "If you listen, you will hear what it is whispering to you." I think it says, "lord make me into a brushfire now."

3:37: Look at him. He's just so obviously constipated.

3:48: "Can we go fishing now?" Sure, you can be the bait!

4:18: *HEAD-WALL* *HEAD-WALL* *HEAD-WALL*

4:32: They gave me hope by making me think that my computer had froze up and I no longer had to watch. No such luck; the editing is just pure s**t.

4:45: These vultures are what I wish I was now. Stoned.

[ThePoptart28]

Okay, here we go...

0:25: So this movie was made by monkeys. I'm stunned.

1:12: Let us waste no time, men, and rush right into disappointment!

1:31: Raccoons. Don't. Work. That way.

1:34: Heya heya heya HEYA HEYA heya...

1:45: Um, miss? I regret to inform you that you are riding a wounded horse.

1:50: Is...is that a freaking dodo?

2:37: "Where are we going today? Catching buffalo? Catching oysters? Catching fish?" Why don't you go catch a terminal illness?

(T.B.C.)

[rawrvintageisclassic]

trust the Midas touch, NOT Midas Pictures!!

[Konanarian]

3:21 HE MUST LISTEN TO HIS SOUL AND GO ON A DIET!

[ilovenachos31]

why were there HYENAS IN VIRGINIA?! WHA-WHY-HOW...... *grabs shotgun* where the fuck are the retards located?!

[dymaxia23]

HOW IS THIS A GAME

[AmstradExin]

"They always eat my semen" .............ummmm

[Guilmon470]

Hy..... Hy... Hye..... Hyenas in the.. Forest with...... *head explodes all over screen*

[eyeofthetiger1308]

"HAHA I give up!"

Wow, you tried for a whole ten seconds.

[alenight85]

Pocahontas looks EXACTLY THE SAME like Esmeralda.

[SilverQilin]

...Am I the only one who noticed that there was a cactus when she was riding her horse?

[CrystalJupiter]

So...the chief told a talking bird to watch her?

This isn't Narnia, dude. Talking animals will probably get you killed.

[ProudAnselmo]

Why the fuck is that raccoon a kangaroo?

[wedgeredleader]

Put the poor horse out of it's misery

[RiSkewis74]

type in "gift" before youtube when you're typing in the browser

[AzureMagic]

You know the fact that they're so BLATANTLY INACCURATE WHEN IT COMES TO NATIVE AMERICANS is making me rage. THE SPANISH BROUGHT THE HORSES OVER, THOSE ARE PLAINS NATIVE AMERICANS(Or at least that's what it looks like to me, please correct me if I'm wrong), AND THE BUFFALO LIVE ON THE GODDAMNED AMERICAN PLANES. NOT IN VIRGINIA. Oh yeah, and they have UNION ARMY OUTFITS later on in the movie. Did they even RESEARCH American history? Really, Dingo Pictures? Also plz correct me if I'm wrong.

[Caldella]

@AzureMagic Let's not forget that the raccoon also hops like a kangaroo. =)

[MsClickable]

Is this.... supposed to be making fun of the disney version? Just wondering...

[fara40000]

1:19

...bambi?!

*looks at it again*

BAMBI!?!?!?

*mind officially blown, and we're not even 5 minutes in yet*

[stephalopod]

Ah, the majestic mesas and saguaro cacti of VIRGINIA.

[supermj789]

4:16 WTF ARE HYENAS DOING IN NORTH AMERICA!?!!??!?

[MsWormtongue]

omg, bambi is sniffing muschrooms. this is awful.

[AlliKatNya]

1:20

Because that is totally NOT Bambi.

[Xats]

lol Bear Bacon!

[Silverneelsen]

5:09 The piece pipe is to blame for it:P Either junkies or sick in the head, just blow the piece pipe maaaannnn! 7:12 is the result of it

whahaha captain crotchbow:D at 8:31

[OkariXterrum]

captain crotchbow???

[Bethster7]

"You may smoke the 'peace pipe' with me."

[ironmngr]

Wait why are there cactai on the east coast of America and how does she have a horse when Horses were brought to America by sett... Oh forget it

[KisiroKitsune]

Holy shit Pocahontas is Leela.

[Kari166]

@KisiroKitsune, I thought I was the only one who noticed! XD

[oliverrr1989]

8:55 Queen Victoria???!!!!!! Pocohontas lived in the 16th century!!!!!! Arghhh!!!!!!!

[MasatoJyo]

That raccoon is fucking high. Must be the plant he ate.... or the wind.

[allu94]

hei jaa hei jaa hei jaa hei jaa hei jaa hei jaa hei hei hei...... hei jaa hei jaa...

[XenothranHero]

It'slike the dubbers knew there was no chance of saving this piece of shit, so they decided "Fuck it. Nothing we do will make this film better, so we're not even gonna try".

[penscrap]

I now this is crap and all, but i have to ask WHY ARE THERE CACTI, MESAS AND HYENAS ON THE VIRGINIAN COAST!?!?!?!?!

[Foobyking9000]

what horrific anamiations

[Rebeccachu]

Stay out of animation, Dingo Pictures.

[Konfettikaktus]

Aladdin @ 7:40 *sigh*

[LordBifford]

If this was a Disney-quality film, this sort of thing might pass off as a fun cameo, but these guys recycle so much stuff it just makes them look cheaper.

[HyperSonicXtreme]

To countflux

LOL!! The bear said Salmon not Semen.

[wespolly]

Why the hell is that raccoon moving around like a fucking kangaroo?? Were the developers that high, that they couldn't even get the animal anatomy right?D_D

[Kari166]

iCarly was right!? There really IS a Dingo studios! XDD

[chosentonessournotes]

Mega Man has CANCER?! ;_;

[Shadowhog]

1:09

So apparently Pocahontas is like Bambi or something?

[Lorenzio88]

WHAT? WHAT!!? WHHHAAATTT? WHY is it that the same bird that starred as "Zazu" in that gawd-awful The Son of the Lion King suddenly in this movie? Same animations and expresions and EVERYTHING! JUST because you give the damn piece of pizelated SLUDGE a different voice, DOES "NOT" MEAN---- oh fuck it... these cartoons are BEYOND my mortal reasonings And Dingo Films will be cast into the lake of Fire and brimstone for these unforgiveable, hideous and henious crimes against animation.

[keniakittykat]

"shut up little cat" XD i laughed sooo hard!

[rossthef0x]

7:00 ....did anyone that works at phoenix games/midas passed biology?!?

because i kinda uh...hard to believe that BEARS are related to COONS!

like saying a cat is a relative to a dog...

[rossthef0x]

6:00 waaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­ittttttttttttttttttt a minute...let me get this straight...a HUMAN NATIVE AMERICAN CHIEF told a BLUE BIRD to protect pocahontas?!?

...yeah, think either the chief had one too many puffs from the peace pipe...or another reason why phoenix games SUCK ASS!

[rossthef0x]

4:18 uh, can someone explain why there are HYENAS in old NORTH AMERICA?!?

last i checked on animals that were native in the old west and such, hyenas were NOT on the list...way to fucking go pheonix games/midas

[Shadowhog]

Better yet, why did the horse in the beginning look like some gray horse + Giraffe hybrid?

[PinkxFluff]

You sniff that mushroom, Bambi. You're not the only one.

[Joe402]

eghhnhn

[Nummysammich]

Is that Aladin and the gang at 7:39?

[bearycool]

0:32 this picture is where all their money went into for making the game (out of the $100 they had they used $95 and the $5 was used for making the "game")

[OrangeCrow]

BEAR BACONNNNN

[themegagamester09]

There's actually a dingo pictures parody on this story/episode some dude created. I just saw it, it's kinda funny. Just look up Dingo pictures parody on "search".

[themegagamester09]

lol what's up with the SAME voice actors in almost every episode?

[KoRnLegends]

3:07

"Even the wind is arguing with you"

good old tribal wisdom :D

[Monkeygal1000]

i like the animals better when their mute.

[Kukimao]

5:36 there's something seriously wrong with that raccoons feet D8

[GamerUntouch]

wow

that mightve been

the worst italian accent

i have ever heard

[shadowhexogram]

isn't that the same bear from animal soccer?

[JimGrim90]

8:03 Is he saying that there's more soil than you can imagine?

[ccricers]

Pocahontas sounds somewhat like Katey Sagal :o

And horses are also out of place like hyenas. They were introduced to this continent by Europeans.

[xLupineRadiancex]

3:59 He killed the candy bear D:

[Cornwiggle]

They don't even try to hide the fact it's a ripoff.

[Irrenmann]

"Things together? Are you crazy!?"

"Shut up, little cat."

This is truly disturbing

[Quikquik98]

Waboo sounds like the guy from the Norton Furniture commercials "If you can't get credit at Norton Furniture: you can't get credit anywhere."

[DLAbaoaqu]

3:24 It's Dingo's Magical Floating Bough (TM)!

[Taisto]

Jeez, every Phoenix game I see fails more then the last one I've seen!

I love how the raccoon hops like a kangaroo!

[CalebCannibal]

Also, the raccoon looks constipated at 3:15

[CalebCannibal]

7:14 That raccoon seems to be enjoying himself a little too much...

9:34 Rudolph cat!

The last part is hilarious as well. Especially when he refers to the cat as "him."

[herooftime555]

Geez.... and some people don't like the Disney movie version because they think THAT ONE is historicaly inacurate?! That was an absolute masterpeice ( although, if you really want my opinion, I have always liked that version of the movie, and I don't care what anyone says) compared to this peice of shit! Apperently, some people have not watched THIS ONE yet.

[fijifellah]

@ herooftime555, I agree with you. Disney Pocahontas rocks.

[LeffJindblom]

5:07

The vulture sounds like he's been at the peace pipe as well.

[HiMyNameIsRoxi]

no peace piiipe no peeeace no peeeace many corpsessss.

that's good advice for life.

[LeffJindblom]

Oh, God. Nose-peg guy has an even bigger peg this time D:

I guess it's the only way to play a raccoon with downs syndrome that thinks its a wallaby.

[Vianerd1]

deer at 1:22 is exactly a ripoff of Bambi.

LAWSUIT

[NaruhinaXSasusaku]

Disney's too busy laughing their heads off to sue these guys.

That deer had HER own movie,named "Goldie".

[DLAbaoaqu]

I comes from Goldie, Dingo's first-ever Disney rip-off

[RockSprites]

I really want that raccoon-kangaroo dead.

[durane42]

One wonders how Powhatan became chief, being a double amputee.

[SylverNuckelavee]

"You should - KNOW... not to PULL them up by their roots."

"I DON'T DO THAAAAT!"

xD

[KingAnden]

I see that the captain is into zoofilia.

[Tambourines]

Shut up, little cat.

Pure. Gold.

[ballrawg]

sometimes...when I'm all alone...I like to play the nanny too.

[1000g2g3g4g800999]

Before I even started watching the video, I decided it was probably a horrid and malicious insult to the Powhatan people.

[1000g2g3g4g800999]

Raccoons talking about catching buffalo?

[GlitchDude82]

the options menu for sound

how do you know which one is which

[gr33npuff1n]

Waboo is a retarded ugly douchebag!!!

[Omboth]

"He. Must. Listen to his soul. And... go on a diET."

[LeRach]

Pocahontas doesn't know if she's barefoot or wearing sandals that look suspiciously like hooker boots.

She's also Esmerelda from the "Hunchback" movie, only with a re-colored wardrobe.

[JuneLaSkitty]

3:15

What an...interesting face.

[TheadorableFirara]

9:40 - 9:45

Him?

Isn't that cat a girl?

[TheadorableFirara]

"him"? **

[ArsenicBlackgammon]

oh god not the code monkeys

[1000g2g3g4g800999]

The Code Monkeys make monkeys everywhere ashamed.

[artman40]

Wow! Did that raccoon called a bear his relative? I bet he'd mate with an invertebrate to avoid inbreeding!

[Rabyte]

How come all young women in Dingo's "movies" look like prostitutes?

[InvaderMatt92]

apparently raccoons are kangaroos now.

[HenryvKeiper]

The chief looks like Ernest Borgnine.

And...oh geez...the dialogue...this is the part where Mike and the bots would go nuts and start laughing maniacally.

[HyperSonicXtreme]

The title screen was better than the whole story.

[rayblack2004]

this game was forged in hell

[CartoonAddict]

The peace pipe is to blame for all of this.

'Nuff said.

[NaruhinaXSasusaku]

Vultures..

...Yea..This...Bleh.

[NaruhinaXSasusaku]

Horses...Horses!?

...

Hyenas?! This video,it burns my brain to ashes!!

[Phobotech]

Suicide rates probably climbed because of this.

"Look what I got you for your birthday sweetie! It's a game about Pocahontas!"

..........

*bang!* *thud*

[whattheflimflam]

Why does that raccoon hop along? The raccoons where i live always seem to just run along on all fours.

[hentaipleasemalcolm]

You need to turn up the music Infernal. =P

[MiyoKiyo]

Is the captain's name "Crunchberry"?

[durane42]

I thought it was Crotchbone.

[IAMTHECAPSGODLOL]

they always eat my salmon

[littleNorwegians]

Raccoons are not kangaroos.

Hehe, gawd, I don't know if I'm laughing because it's laughably bad, or if I'm getting some mental disorder that makes me laugh so I don't kill myself.

[HyperSonicXtreme]

You should see Waboo in Dingo Pictures Countryside bears.

[littleNorwegians]

I've seen him there. He's some sort of reoccurring character for Phoenix games and I-I... I feel sick. Gimme a minute *wheeze*.

[xRaWRxxXx]

Shut up little cat.

[Hippolf]

Queen Victoria in the 1600s? Powhatan dressed as Sioux? Adult Pocahontas? (She was 11 at the time) Hyenas in Virginia?

[jingachi3000000]

This is this users sister,x0punkykisses0x,too lazy to log out:

Why are there hyenas in the forest? Last time I checked they lived in AFRICA, where grass hardly exist (or it doesn't seem to in the areas they live in)

[Hippolf]

Hyenas in Virginia?

[vandolw30]

Hunchbank of Notredame 2:

Esmeralda´s adventures in the new world.

[Ganondorfdude11]

Queen Victoria? Who wouldn't be queen for another 200 years?

[Ganondorfdude11]

What? Why are there hyenas in Virginia? Why are the Powhatan dressed liek Sioux?

This is worse than the Disney version in terms of historical accuracy.

[Hippolf]

Kangaroo raccoons FTW.

[HyperSonicXtreme]

Oh yeah I'm not not done yet, the bear in the beginning is from Countryside bears (obviously) just much dark brown and no clothes, 7:09,7:39, 7:53 Young Aladdin is everywhere LOL!!, the hyenas are from Son of Lion King.

ROFL!! 9:26 Shut up little cat. John Smith talking to cats, is it just me or is the cat hitting on him.

[HyperSonicXtreme]

LOL!! Waboo was also in Countryside bears and Pocahontas is Esmeralda in disguise. And the blue bird is from the Son of the Lion King. Just love how Dingo Games recycle the same shit animation over and over again.

[GELTONZ]

XD IT'S THE CANDY BEAR!!!

"Party? Where? Can I sell my candy somewhere?"

[GamerUntouch]

Why is bambi eaqting magic mushrooms?

[tiggxtreme]

I'm literally crying laughing after all the Phoenix games vids I watched like 'Animal Soccer World'.

[Ashkihyena]

Yes, this is what I've been waiting for! Hah, they didn't even rename Waboo, and he still bounces like a kangaroo rat I see.

Oh, and bear bacon!

[Maruigio]

Obvious rip-off at 1:20

[OMGBEARS]

Also... "No peace, MORE CORPSES!!!"

[OMGBEARS]

"We will die of starvation! No corpses anymore!"

Y'know... FOR KIDS!!!

[Maruigio]

Check out Dinosaur Adventure, they use words like "damn" and "hell".

[Ashkihyena]

Ah, wait till I catch you in a dark corner, you'll get a damn good beating!

Sorry, I had to say it since you brought Dinosaur Adventure up.

[OMGBEARS]

I already did. I almost screamed "They're raping Land Before Time!"

[jack1oo]

why oh why did i rate this 5*

[MsOmppu]

Finally! This shit is what I live for! Also, why can't the horse talk? This cartoon is prejudiced against Equine-Americans.

[InturnetHaetMachine]

7:45 that's one slow fucking bird.

[leon00778]

P..p..please... put a d...deagle to my head and pull the trigger! These games are so deliciously tragic! I mean no words can describe them! Literally!!!

[karnovrpg]

Shut up, little cat.

[MSWift]

Apparently, raccoons are related to bears.

[Saffya]

Vultures and hyenas, in MY Virginia?! It's more than you think.

[Foxhack]

RACCOONS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

[dudefather]

Queen Victoria; 1819 1901

Pocahontas 1595 - 1617

How can they make the ship as clean as queen Victoria's throne room if she wasn't born yet?

[Akutare]

Wabuu has major feet problem if they curl like that.

[TheKnightOfNee]

I look forward to that BEAR BACON!

[ultimatekeez]

"what a bloody dump".

[Nero68]

These ten billion months have been hard on me. Just staring at a white wall all this time has made me a bit crazy, but now these are back! Hooray!