Bullshit: Rescuing a Go-Go Dancer

[SStrongIsNeverWrong]

Ha!

[KelliferandLanifer]

fake and gay

[poki0roki]

The palms kicks alot of people out of there for no reason.

[pennsays]

@poki0roki Have you encountered this issue, or witnessed those who have?

[RabiesBunny]

Penn is such a cool cat. Even when I (rarely!) don't agree with what he and Teller have to say on their show I always enjoy it immensely. One of these days I've gotta make it to Vegas to see those guys live!

[TheR0flman]

@RabiesBunny are you from the 1970's?

[KeroroGunsouTX]

Smooth move man. :P

[NihilusParadox]

aww Penn your the best :)

[86COLE]

What a sweet story, fuck those security assholes!

[trsdos]

Penn Kong!!!

Good thing you had Carrot Top to save you!

[zzzdude9]

"Lawns" isn't aired yet.

[funboy7979]

Please try to make your shameless self promotion a little more interesting.

[flimflam0069]

jees hes a bigger guy than i thought

[idntexst]

bs sure you werent trying to hit on her

[treezX]

yea no kidding anyone with a cock and balls knows better lol

[tinyskustoms]

Thats a great story....and a good illustration of what happens when you give micro brained idiot jerk off rent a cops a little bit of power.

[KendoTheGreenWiza]

Good work

[AGuyOnDaCouch]

thats really sad they would kick you out for that man. very slick on your part. nice work

[bloominbilgerat69]

ROFL, wtf, you got kicked out of the palms for something that little, and stupid?

the palms is right across from the Rio, you'd think that guard would have seen your giant Penn face that's about 3 stories high, what a douchemonkey

[opheliarises]

"DOUCHEMONKEY" CLASSIC, THANKS, I'll totally be using that!

[swivelingchairguy]

"I wasn't trying to hit on her or anything..." LOL

You know whats bullshit? You.

[lukea398]

what channel is "bullshit" on? i have never heard of it. can someone tell me?

[mgrafius]

Bullshit is on Showtime

[Seseren]

showtime

[drdirs]

So when does season 7 start?

[mowgli2071]

Ahh, always carry your cell phone in a ziplock bag in Vegas. Definitely. Everywhere else too, if you can manage it.

[tinkkiou]

Aww :D

[wafflethug]

damn, what a pimp move

[Videofrigate69]

Cool story Mr. Penn! Good to see there are guys willing to be courageous for the right reasons no matter the consequences.

[REOVolkswagon]

Chivalry ain't dead.

[technologysucks]

It should be

[Cybersonic5]

Sucks you got kicked out while doing something considerate.

YES! Penn Jillette is the man! Season 7, WOO! I thought the good ol' days episoded marked the end of the series.

I don't think Carrot Top was able to save you due to him lacking his props of awesome!

[singularblue]

You got a nice plug for "bullshit" for your trouble, too! :D Goodness is it's own reward, but the "niceness high" is short lived. That's why you have to keep doing it ;)

[happyjesus123]

Cool, story. You should have done the walking on water stuff Jesus style. Of course when Peter tries the Jesus walk on water trick he gets wet. I forget the moral but I think it was something like. Don't try this at home kids.

[ZachsMind]

Why does Carrot Top still get such a bad rap even today? Surely he's doing something right, if he's got a regular gig in Las Vegas. Or is the deal that his whole public persona is being the worst comedian in the world and he rides that all the way to the bank? Back & forth from the bank to his shrink to the stage then the bank again, stopping to buy steroids & screw groupies now and then. Honestly I could think of far worse lives than Carrot Top's. Mine for example. Cut Carrot Top some slack.

[Xerock]

that's just it the only people who spread that "worst comedian" crap are the other comedians.

They see prop comedy as lazy. I don't see it.

[kennfong]

Your story is similar to a Buddhist parable about two monks. They come to a river and find a young attractive woman dressed in a beautiful silk dress. She can't cross without ruining her dress.

One of the monks, without thinking, picks her up and carries her across, puts her down, and the two monks go their way and she goes hers.

After a bit, the other monk says, "How could you do that? She's young and attractive."

The first monk says, "I put her down back there, you're still carrying her."

[Nyhee7]

Looks like your parents did a good job, Sir. But don't give them all the credit. It takes a brave man, these days, to show they have a heart.

[gratex]

they were only following orders ;)

[Nyhee7]

Funny, that's what the Germans said after world war two.

[bracomadar]

LOL, just like Saint Christopher ;)

[splein23]

yeh some people just dont understand what helping is anymore. Cant wait for season 7!

[gatekeeper501]

Carrot Top couldnt get you off the hook!? Whats this world coming too.

PS: Can you please say something about when season 7 is coming out, the showtime site has nothing on it and I googled it and found nothing. Not even a hint at a date.

[dragonmissy]

Penn your the best I really want to go to Vegas Mainly to see you guys preform. Don't care much for gambling.

Hope you continue doing a great job and keep people smiling.

*big hugs*

[pumkinpi2]

No good deed goes unpunished.

[ConalCochran]

"Vacation"!!!!!

[HeathenRage]

Nice story.....I love women too.

[UnknownRex]

YAY. Season 7 is comming :)

[timidgothica]

that's so sweet.

[quinn2469]

WHAT AN AWESOME STORY!! Love it Penn!

[thetravelingboy]

Lol, great story~!

[krazykizza]

When is bullshit on Showtime? Has there been a date set?

[Keylimedelight]

I really like his high pitch giggle

[autisticanimallover]

What a neat story!

[louisanthony33]

very cool.

[Clausfarre]

Carrot Top..... my hero.

[realdoogie]

FINALLY! someone that agrees. lmao

saw carrot top's show in vegas...it was funny as all hell

[angryislander56]

Very chivalrous!

Security NEVAR has a sense of humour!

[todaypompeii]

I am fucking ecstatic as always there's a new season of Bullshit!

[GodPlageon]

I LOVE that show!!!

[hxctalent]

BTW Happy Birthday Penn.

[werewolfchewtoy]

That was actually really cool. X^) It sucks that they tossed you out.

[thesicksadworld]

don't feel too bad. you can get kicked out of some places for the weirdest reasons.

especially in vegas, they're real uptight about some shit

[beerasaurus]

You sir are a gentlemen and scholar

[knoose]

Nice vid.

Your lens is smudged. Just letting you know.

Peace.

[eloisecm]

You're a wonderful human being Mr Jillette. Not just for this story, but for being human.

[IllPropaganda]

"Carrot Top is trying to convince security..."

DAMN FUNNY!

[soflabob]

good for you.

being a gentlemen.

screw the palms.

[ShadowBritt]

Penn, sounds like you were just being a gentleman, good for you.

[CaptainFeigh]

Great story. Small world.

[DrHavanger]

such a good storyteller

[nmm12nmm]

that is messed up of the palms. One less casino to go to in las vegas. lol

[luxordeathbed]

Amazing story Penn, thanks for doing what you did.

[Shizzlacher]

I would expect nothing less from the Palms. It's an overrated shithole.

[thehilitereel]

Fuck that place lol, you were just trying to be a nice guy.

[sinistermoon]

Funny story.

[OmnipotentO]

a lot of those vegas security guys are assholes

[Shizzlacher]

A lot of LIBRARIANS in Vegas are assholes. A lot of MAINTENANCE WORKERS in Vegas are assholes. Vegas has a lot of assholes in it, period.

[OmnipotentO]

guess you're right haha

[Evirlyn]

What a gentleman.

[incrediblemulk42]

There's an episode on Lawns? Hell yeah!

[alixinthemiddle]

XD love it

[trampalite]

That party probably died the second carrot top arrived.

[CraigInCT]

Chivalry is not dead.

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I saw the most gorgeous "go-go" Dancer at the RIo. Near the ticket window (where you buy tix for Penn and Teller) they had a black cube where women get up and dance. this gorgeous woman petite blond perfect , tight body had me swoon so hard I got weak in the knees.

[fivestarmichael]

I love Penn, maybe one the few celebrities who isn't full of shit.

[Rowdyeh]

Nice one Penn, stupid hotel cops! Lol!

[profstampede]

Carrot Top isn't of any help. His solution to everything is to C-A-L-L-A-T-T.

[GtaTomV]

thats badass penn!

[LBurris597]

My hero!

[Pandacycle]

Wow I didn't know Penn was that tall. I always just figured him to be average sized and teller to be a short ass dude.

[HAZIDEAD]

Actually Teller isn't short. He is 5'9'' - only that he looks small next to giant Penn who is 6'7''

[Pandacycle]

I know, I just never knew Penn was that tall. He's a big guy lol.

[HAZIDEAD]

Yeah. And he is one strange fella too.......

[Deanballoonatic]

Since Carlin is gone you could continue his work maybe:

Next on the Hallmark Channel, "Saved by an Atheist", (An Atheist rescues an exotic dancer, and then when her angel is being perecuted, Carrot Top comes to the rescue.)

[Calliber50]

Eh, if that's the way they're going to treat hero's then I would have left as well.

[doctornoise]

it's crazy knowing parties like that are even going on at the Palms...obviously it's always going on, but being a local and going to the Palms a TON (for their movie theatre) it's just amazing the things you don't realize are going on elsewhere in the same building, haha.

[sachaput]

Security in some places have no clue and are simply doing their jobs. In this case, I can't believe that none of these bozos knew who you were?

Cool story.

[MysteryManoLove]

Cool story, thanks for the video man : )

[mak1759]

no good deed ......

[ragenut2112]

Happy Birthday, Penn!

[Arppis]

Yea happy birthday.

[IhaveTubes]

good video

[dvdfiend]

does anyone know when season 7 starts for bullshit?

[negrosaurus]

this Saturday I think

[ogicu8abruok0]

hahaha great story

[NeezmoK]

You're surprised?

Yea, he's huge. ^^

Good man, way to get thrown out.

Sorry Carrot Top was the only one there to (try to) bail you out. Sucks.

[TurboDally]

You know whats really weird, Teller is 6 foot...I thought that guy was a midget, he was supposed to be shorter then me! I was surpsied to learn Penn and Teller were soooo big (height wise!)

[harryogre]

saved by Carrot Top.

No sure I would tell that part of the story.

;~)

[StrGrlOllie]

He's 6'7" ?

damn...

[Atheistprimate]

Are full seasons of Bullshit on Dvd? I do not have cable so no showtime but i would love to see the show.

[thoraxe39]

cant wait season 7

[crabbybastard1]

Good job. More people should be willing to do things like this.

Oh! and Carrot top? LOL

[shannonm5]

proof nice guys do finish last

[XionXi]

Three videos in a row, what gives? I'm not complaining though, keep 'em coming!

[Pahkasika0]

He doesn't do them in a row. The dude who posts them just seem to post a few at the same time.

[pennsays]

Posting these in a batch. These are the ones that could not get up because of the YouTube encoding problems