Would like to see 2 people + 20-100 million animals (Since there's 10-50 million species) survive on that boat for approx. 370 days (as in the bible).
which it is check out kent hovind theyve carbon dated freshly killed animals at thousands of years old and manuscripts that are thousands of years old to be a few hundred the point im making is that carbon dating and allot of other methods we use to calculate age and natural processes are faulty and have more than a bit of error infact many things when carbon dated multiple times will significantly different results dont trust anything that produces that much error check it out
kent hovind, a discredited charlatan, and criminal :-
44 were filed against Kent Hovind and his wife, Jo, for evading bank reporting requirements as they withdrew $430,500 from AmSouth Bank between July 20, 2001, and Aug. 9, 2002.
Who got his "doctorate" from some mickey mouse university in stages!
because a mock universe even made on a computer programme has to be made by a desighner a bigger mind outside of the computer that is beyond laws that are now in play in the world we can manipulate technology to play God the thing is when you play God in the creation aspect from a computer you realize you need a God for creation and by the way the if their was nails found in the ark in turkey it was carbon dated so that just means iron was around before the iron age or carbon dating is shit
@listenup345 good point. people who argue against the existence of God are not atheists but they are anti-theists, they have declared war on God and one tactic they use is to simply deny his existence thinking that that will deprive him of authority and somehow elude death and judgment.
@iorixs What is God? The one that you have created for yourself with the help of ancient texts? God means something different to everyone so Anti-theists can't declare war on your specific God, they deny all notions of God.
@SuperBspb God is he who created the heavens and the earth. who formed the ocean basins filled them with water and made the whale to live there. God created all the varieties of fruits, grains, nuts, herbs, spices, vegetables, fowl, fish and animals for our service. certainly you dont imagine that all of this came into existence by a long series of coincidences? there is only one truth but there are an infinite number of falsehoods this makes it easy to forget and be misled
and buddy il tell you a little secret scientist have been using advanced computer programing to reinact creation, and with all the mathematical/strategic positioning involved guess what theyve found out, that evrything that we see working now had to be set in position before all the laws of this universe were introduced otherwise the chances of order being found is impossible what they learned is that it takes a programmer or desighner to build a world like we live in we can see that
Another dumb ass evoloutionist that thinks the world just blew up and became evrything we know it as now, but cant beleive someone could have put all the nesscary animals into an ark more than big enough to fit them ten times over its not even like they all had to be fully grown,
@listenup345 And another dumb arse theist who "knows" his particular god, (from one of the world's smaller religions) created the universe and everything in just as the ancient book written by iron age goat herders tells him.........
@rayamiles I ask you one thing. You refer to the writers of the Bible as being goat herders. Using historic definitions; why would you suspect that "goat herders" would have the mental capacity to write well over 700,000 words? Do you know how completely idiotic you sound? Then to top it off; and let's just forget the fairtails as many of you claim have in it; how can a primitive civilization have the technology to accurately document thousands of years of History? They are stupid right?
@magnifier661 Um, there are plenty of other religious texts that document history mixed in with mostly made up mythology. The bible is just another ancient book of history made into myths.
you'll notice its about 1/4 the size of the proposed original and of course its not actually floating... despite the fact it was built using modern equipment including nails (not used according to the bible in the original)
And oddly on that subject some idiot creationists insist they found the nails from the ark in turkey?!?!? nails... made of iron!!! in a boat built before the iron age! A boat that contained no nails made of iron!
Is there any chance creationist might just wake the fuck up?
@TheBloodsunday You're kidding me?...that was built using tax money? please tell me people tax money was not spent building a boat based on mythical nonsense?
Whats next will someone try to build the Trojan horse and park it outside a military base?
Ya'll quit complaining about your opinions, and what you believe to be wrong with/ or about it, just sit back and admire the damn craftsmanship and his vision to re-create a story we have all heard. I mean, at the time, he was working in a BuOK SHuP, and there was a BuOK, called Arc Of Noah, uh-NaICE PICtures, painted.
Scientificly , There is no way you can fit every animal in the world on the ark , according to measurements. And how do Religous people explain this : "Evolution" , the thing they say to scientist never happend. That proves why science over comes everything.
@BigArkHelper Which is actually why even the Bible doesn't say "every animal in the world" but rather "two of every animal"? Science can't even explain half of the theories people have now. They're still trying to figure out "how the universe got here" and aren't even sure about that. This proves moreso that even the scientific community will never be satisfied with an answer...do you know why? They will never get smart enough to figure out the answer under their nose.
Noah's ark was supposedly 450 feet long (300 cubits converted to U.S measurements) The longest sea-faring wooden vessels ever made were only 300 feet long and they required Iron strapping...
And with this, no atheist will still ever believe. Why? Because their hearts are hardened. It's the same thing as Pharoah! Their hearts are hardened. The one Noah built could have actually been larger than this one.
@TheGreatServant The bible gives exact measurements for the size of the arc. 300 cubits by 50 cubits by 30 cubits. You couldn't fit 2 of every kind of ant in that space, let alone 2 of every animal.
@rthompson39 There would've been much less kinds of animals though 6000 years ago, animals reproduce to make new breeds over time, which is why there are tens of thousands of breeds today, but back then there only might have been a few in comparison. For example, all animals in the Cat family might have come from 2 or 3 types back then. Just a theory though.
@rthompson39 Well, dogs for example can evolve into different breeds that didn't exist a thousand years ago, so they all must have come from some common ancestor. I personally choose not believe humans come from apes, that's all. I'm not trying to argue or debate with you, you can believe what you want, and I'll believe what I want. What I said before is just a guess, nothing more.
@TheGreatServant So? Just look at the universe, it's IMMENSE but does that mean there MUST exist a god? That is stupid. So when rainbows can be seen unicorns are real too? I guess so.
@GTASA911 Meh, God's existence has never been something that needs to be proven. You either accept it or reject it. Nowadays, with the way the world is running and all, there's really no excuse for not believing in God. Unicorns? Flying Spaghetti Monsters? This is all just stubborness. If you want to lump the 1 known true and living God into the same category as mythology, go right ahead. Just don't blame people who refuse to be that stubborn...
I'm not sure which "1 known true and living God" you are talking about as people of every religion seem to think that they have the truth & worship the one "true" god, and every other sect of their religion has been perverted, and every other religion worships false gods. But you should know that the main three monotheistic religions, or any religion with a creation story for that matter, are mythological by definition regardless of truth value.
@GTAS It's complicated-- In an Atheist's mind, they have won the fight when they say complexity doesn't suggest design. In a Theist's mind, you've rightfully lost all credibility when you say that. A lot of denial is involved in atheism too -Mainly the denial of visible reality for what, (may be), an invisible reality. There are many examples I could give you.
@TheGreatServant There are so many things we can't explain nowadays but just look where "stubborness" has led us. People who don't just believe anything without a single piece of evidence have gotten us here. Never has religion itself help cure a disease or understand how it works, all religion does is give the people comfort and wisdom they could also get when they weren't religious.Mankind has invented so many gods in the pastnone of them came with a single piece of evidence, just have "faith"
@emirjennifer So not believing in god makes you a piece of shit? Having a fair bit of skepticism is bad? Not believing anything without a good reason is stupid? Ignoring science and all us good and a smart thing to do?
THAT is what I call being INCREDIBLY ignorant. Tell me, why do you believe in a god?
Ow and explain why biology has proven emotions and all are also contolled by the brain. Tell me, PLEASE
@GTASA911 me...not being religious at all, I rather believe in a God that just believing that we are just a mere piece of raw substance roaming this earth without purpose. And I Never say that I rather religion more than science. Science in in front of our faces, is a study, is a tool. But I know there’s is something more than that. Being skeptical isn’t bad is just neutral... Like a rock, I Rather believe... than being a rock..or a piece of shit.
@gmy33 Well actually, all of your history books that you grew up learning from are what....stories of people who lived hundreds of years ago and whom you trust their account of the historical events that took place? Oh wait...isn't that the same means that the Bible was written from? Isn't that what all history is? Logic fail. What happened in 1492? Wait, you weren't there, so you don't know. That must mean it's a made-up story. Maybe all history is fake, using that logic?
@gmy33 Actually, kangaroo would probably have fallen under "unclean animals" which are totally mentioned int the bible. You don't think there is a list where it names every single animal they took individually did you? That would simply be impracticle for whoever was writing the bible. Heck, you'd have a book about as big as the bible, if not bigger, for just that list.
Ooo goodie, now they can realize that 20 billion animals are not going to fit in there, as well as the food required to keep the animals alive, and also realize how much poop is produced by that many animals ! The bible folks, the path to atheism ( and the most ironic book because of such truth).
@alo754 wow you are so stupid... this is about an ARK not religion. its just like you would see a german video and write : NAZI NAZI NAZI . even though it would have nothing to do with it... stupid people :(
@gmingdude that still would be to small, and would fall apart because of the weakness of the wood not holding to together, not to add the bronze (all they knew about) was to weak
@InternetDarkLord I remember reading (sorry I can't be more specific) a few years ago that a team of researchers built an identical but smaller design and did all sorts with it like drop it with a crane into water etc and it just wouldn't sink
@stepharnos No, the Bible description gives no technical details for an identical design. What was her freeboard and draft? What was her displacement? Did she have spars? What was her frame and keel construction? What was the thickness of her hull? What the hell is gopherwood anyway? Whoever wrote the Bible knew nil about ships!
@Impulse116 Wow thanks, Just because he build it does not mean he is religious. He said he liked the story and it was a dream he had to build it. Religious people are one of the nicest people you will meet. So think before you write false things.
im not too sure this thing would actually stay up-write in the water, a wave hits that thing side on, next thing you know you will be capsized in the middle of the sea with a shitload of animals u cant get rid of
@IDontWantYourCereal Replace Christian with Troll, and you'll be a bit more accurate. I am Christian, but that's not why I posted that comment at all XD
@IDontWantYourCereal No you may not. First of all, do you really think a Christian who would come on a video like this, even know what the term trolling even means, and say something as retarded and unoriginal as I did? Nope. I simply wanted you to say something like, "Stfu Christian faggot" and get some lolz out of it. >:D
@DANKIDYD HAHAHAH my bad, next time ill know to assume all christians dont know the definition of basic terms they use. Why use a word that you dont know the definition of? Christians love to exhibit their illusion of knowledge. Oh and btw i know that you do know what that means cuz you said 'lolz' typical internet kid.
@IDontWantYourCereal I agree. If you do research, the ark was a huge floating box. It didn't need to be manuverable, it just had to float. Therefore it didn't look like a boat. There were 7 each of animals considered clean and 2 each of animals considered unclean taken on board. Approx size was 450 feet long 75 feet wide 45 feet tall with 3 stories.
Since technology will probably permit it, when I turn 600, I'm going to build an ark using the technology in 3500 BC (approximate time of the Flood in Aardsman chronology) and load animals into it just for the lulz and to show creationists that it's impossible to fit two of every animal in there.
Another Dutchman who has been smoking to much weed. Any engineer will tell you that it is impossible to build a boat of the dimensions mentioned in the Bible even with today's technology, it would not float & would break up under it's own weight. I can't believe that in 2011 people are still wasting their time with outdated myths.
@SuperOriginalGuy It does! Its measured in cubits which is the ancient Israel measurement of about a yard.The Ark is said to be 300 cubits long, 50 cubits wide, and 30 cubits high, and has three decks; it is therefore three times the height of the Tabernacle and three times the area of the Tabernacle forecourt, as described in the Book of Exodus. It is suggested that the biblical authors saw both structures serving the same purpose, the preservation of humankind for God's plan.
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why dint you use the wood to make homes for poor people, instead you wana feed the lie..This is a bullshit story and it never happend but nice try liars
@LostFREEDOM its not about if it's true or not, you don't take down the Disney castle like that now do you? i like what this man has done, and that has nothing to do with religion (it has more to do with wandering how the elephant deck looks like XD)
Have u lied? Have u stolen? Jesus said if you look at a women with lust you have committed adultery with here in your heart.
If God judge’s u by the Ten Commandments will u be innocent or guilty? Does this concern you? The Bible says despise the value of your eye compared to the value of your soul. would u sell your eye for a million dollars? And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment: Except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish. needgod.com
@standingontruth1 Ray Comfort is that you, or just a clone? Your making presumptive leaps based on your own presuppositions without giving room for free will and or the human intellect. Let alone morality or individuality. Bad Comfort clone bad. You haven't even proven the existence of god/gods yet but you're placing tangible dimensions on a intangible construct. This is dishonest and has no place in a meaningful and rational discussion. Again I must say, bad Comfort clone bad.
perfect example what religious madness puts up people to do.
waste of wood,waste of eginering,waste of labour etc.
build houses for the poor in africa and the u.s. and in eorope,by the way 48 million people in the u.s.a. could use this timbre to build good houses as well, instead of using it to proclaim how good christians are.
@ThePeeterd boo-hoo lib-tard...do you know how many resources we American citizens and our corporations drain daily that could do 'miracles' for africa? I'm sick of your type having so much faith in 'good', you're like another religion...you can't think so you pull numbers like 48 million out of your ass. You think one situation makes a difference which is why you prob. think driving a Prius and wearing thrift clothes make a difference when it statistically doesn't. Also I'm an atheist.
@juslemeout where did he keep all those parasites without killing all the other animals? could he fit 2 of the 5676 species of mammals ? 2 of every 6,500 species of amphibians? 2 of every one of the 9413 reptiles species?10,000 bird species? and every type of freshwater fish(the sea would have salinated freshwater)? thats 63,178 animal not including the fish or bugs plus food for all of them. Noah was either Sailing the TARDIS or you are retarded.
Would like to see 2 people + 20-100 million animals (Since there's 10-50 million species) survive on that boat for approx. 370 days (as in the bible).
BarskeKjekken 1 week ago
@BarskeKjekken
Sorry but clearly you havent read the Bible. Read it again and carefully...
therealcamelman 21 hours ago
hes getting ready for 2012 obviasly
xPray2die2dayx 1 week ago 8
What an idiot and what a waste of resourses....
frannsson 2 weeks ago
which it is check out kent hovind theyve carbon dated freshly killed animals at thousands of years old and manuscripts that are thousands of years old to be a few hundred the point im making is that carbon dating and allot of other methods we use to calculate age and natural processes are faulty and have more than a bit of error infact many things when carbon dated multiple times will significantly different results dont trust anything that produces that much error check it out
listenup345 2 weeks ago
kent hovind, a discredited charlatan, and criminal :-
44 were filed against Kent Hovind and his wife, Jo, for evading bank reporting requirements as they withdrew $430,500 from AmSouth Bank between July 20, 2001, and Aug. 9, 2002.
Who got his "doctorate" from some mickey mouse university in stages!
rayamiles 2 weeks ago
@listenup345 So the universe could be vastly OLDER than we think, right?
InternetDarkLord 2 days ago
because a mock universe even made on a computer programme has to be made by a desighner a bigger mind outside of the computer that is beyond laws that are now in play in the world we can manipulate technology to play God the thing is when you play God in the creation aspect from a computer you realize you need a God for creation and by the way the if their was nails found in the ark in turkey it was carbon dated so that just means iron was around before the iron age or carbon dating is shit
listenup345 2 weeks ago
@listenup345 good point. people who argue against the existence of God are not atheists but they are anti-theists, they have declared war on God and one tactic they use is to simply deny his existence thinking that that will deprive him of authority and somehow elude death and judgment.
iorixs 1 week ago
@iorixs What is God? The one that you have created for yourself with the help of ancient texts? God means something different to everyone so Anti-theists can't declare war on your specific God, they deny all notions of God.
SuperBspb 1 week ago
@SuperBspb God is he who created the heavens and the earth. who formed the ocean basins filled them with water and made the whale to live there. God created all the varieties of fruits, grains, nuts, herbs, spices, vegetables, fowl, fish and animals for our service. certainly you dont imagine that all of this came into existence by a long series of coincidences? there is only one truth but there are an infinite number of falsehoods this makes it easy to forget and be misled
iorixs 1 week ago
@iorixs What if I said that Brahma was the true creator? Or Thor?
SuperBspb 1 week ago
@SuperBspb the point is that there is only on true creator. different cultures have different names for him.
iorixs 1 week ago
and buddy il tell you a little secret scientist have been using advanced computer programing to reinact creation, and with all the mathematical/strategic positioning involved guess what theyve found out, that evrything that we see working now had to be set in position before all the laws of this universe were introduced otherwise the chances of order being found is impossible what they learned is that it takes a programmer or desighner to build a world like we live in we can see that
listenup345 2 weeks ago
@listenup345 "using advanced computer programing to reinact creation",
OK, source?
rayamiles 2 weeks ago
Another dumb ass evoloutionist that thinks the world just blew up and became evrything we know it as now, but cant beleive someone could have put all the nesscary animals into an ark more than big enough to fit them ten times over its not even like they all had to be fully grown,
listenup345 2 weeks ago
@listenup345 And another dumb arse theist who "knows" his particular god, (from one of the world's smaller religions) created the universe and everything in just as the ancient book written by iron age goat herders tells him.........
rayamiles 2 weeks ago
@rayamiles I ask you one thing. You refer to the writers of the Bible as being goat herders. Using historic definitions; why would you suspect that "goat herders" would have the mental capacity to write well over 700,000 words? Do you know how completely idiotic you sound? Then to top it off; and let's just forget the fairtails as many of you claim have in it; how can a primitive civilization have the technology to accurately document thousands of years of History? They are stupid right?
magnifier661 1 week ago
@magnifier661 Um, there are plenty of other religious texts that document history mixed in with mostly made up mythology. The bible is just another ancient book of history made into myths.
SuperBspb 1 week ago
you'll notice its about 1/4 the size of the proposed original and of course its not actually floating... despite the fact it was built using modern equipment including nails (not used according to the bible in the original)
And oddly on that subject some idiot creationists insist they found the nails from the ark in turkey?!?!? nails... made of iron!!! in a boat built before the iron age! A boat that contained no nails made of iron!
Is there any chance creationist might just wake the fuck up?
MumblingMickey 2 weeks ago 2
Still not big enough buddy. you need to make atleast 10,000 more. get crackin'
qotsaandsoadfan1 2 weeks ago
Good luck fools
HappyCuddlesCakes 2 weeks ago
stupid idiot those are tax payers money
TheBloodsunday 2 weeks ago
@TheBloodsunday You're kidding me?...that was built using tax money? please tell me people tax money was not spent building a boat based on mythical nonsense?
Whats next will someone try to build the Trojan horse and park it outside a military base?
MumblingMickey 2 weeks ago 3
Da würde Ich schon gerne drauf wohnen-aber nur wenn meine Tiere mitkommen können
wroitgho77 3 weeks ago
stop complaining people! if u don't like his video then skip this one. .
ihatevengeance 3 weeks ago
NOT BIG ENOUGH FAKE
MrFunnybone3000 3 weeks ago
I wont comment this one :D
predvcecerom 3 weeks ago
That retard didn't look 600 to me.
DrunknShooter 3 weeks ago
I see six animals in there and the thing's dang near full.
"Noah, wtf mate?" - God
xTHExFALLx 3 weeks ago
this thing was in my town pretty big but im dutch too and he cant speak english
MultiQuikscopez 3 weeks ago
Ya'll quit complaining about your opinions, and what you believe to be wrong with/ or about it, just sit back and admire the damn craftsmanship and his vision to re-create a story we have all heard. I mean, at the time, he was working in a BuOK SHuP, and there was a BuOK, called Arc Of Noah, uh-NaICE PICtures, painted.
PokingSmot91 3 weeks ago 2
Building an ark with power tools: You're doing it wrong.
biglawso 3 weeks ago
Does it have an engine and if so what size? I do hope that Some trees are compensate for deforestation..But I do think its an interesting creation..
WorldsGreatestMystic 4 weeks ago
Build a FULL sized replica and sail across the North Sea in a gale, without losing any of the hundreds of pairs of large animals, then I'll believe.
newperve 4 weeks ago
Wayyyy too much time and money, and not enough sense.
quazzie11 4 weeks ago
Bye bye forest
knoobidade 1 month ago
there is something missing.......whats missing?????? [taps chin] oh yeah the absolute bullshit!!!!! i knew there was something missing....
thedistantone1 1 month ago
heuj die was ook in arnhem :D
MrGameFly 1 month ago
i first heard of noahs ark in yugioh
theloquendero61 1 month ago
@hellerZauberer..offcourse you are right ...i did not think practically or literally...this would be not wise and not suiting..
thanks fot pointing out that the bible notes catagories of living things...
cangaroo could be in any catagory since it is not written out ...it is shurely not unclean ...!!!
in those days kangaroos where considered half man and smart fast strong and a helping hand ..ghosts of inteligent knowledge
there are strories about that...
happy healthy newyear 4 you &loved ones
gmy33 1 month ago
@jmr start reading my comment literally ..and stop riddling!!!
we have same views as well....
please dont be ignorent truthman ..i wish you a prospouros loving life ...again...
with my heart and in name of jezus...
gmy33 1 month ago
this man is just prepared for 2012 so when you are all drowned he is still save with his animals.
L5940 1 month ago
@jmr
you make a serious mistake...
yes we where not there...
yes people make mistakes...
and yes people who say they have the truth are proofen wrong...later in time..
and yes bible people say they have an INFINITE truth ..
this is what makes it different and sad..
it is a believe ...believe what you want ..and live a prosperous and loving life...
gmy33 1 month ago
Scientificly , There is no way you can fit every animal in the world on the ark , according to measurements. And how do Religous people explain this : "Evolution" , the thing they say to scientist never happend. That proves why science over comes everything.
BigArkHelper 1 month ago
@BigArkHelper Which is actually why even the Bible doesn't say "every animal in the world" but rather "two of every animal"? Science can't even explain half of the theories people have now. They're still trying to figure out "how the universe got here" and aren't even sure about that. This proves moreso that even the scientific community will never be satisfied with an answer...do you know why? They will never get smart enough to figure out the answer under their nose.
jmr1068204 1 month ago
hahaha Nederlands, thumbs up VOOR NEDERLAND!!! :D ( en belgie ) mag ook XD
MsTimXD 1 month ago
but does it blend?
SuperTubeLord 1 month ago
fire hazard. lmao.
EatChowMein 1 month ago
Noah's ark was supposedly 450 feet long (300 cubits converted to U.S measurements) The longest sea-faring wooden vessels ever made were only 300 feet long and they required Iron strapping...
VeritasLuxMea100 1 month ago
this is kool!
webster2086 1 month ago
Fuck Nutz Crazy.
nolobede 1 month ago
And with this, no atheist will still ever believe. Why? Because their hearts are hardened. It's the same thing as Pharoah! Their hearts are hardened. The one Noah built could have actually been larger than this one.
TheGreatServant 2 months ago
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@TheGreatServant Not you again, im telling you there is NO WAY.
sasquatch268 2 months ago
@TheGreatServant Read your own fairy tale! The Bible gives the ark's dimensions, for an entire planet they are nonsense!
Also, the Bible says GOD hardened pharoah's heart.
InternetDarkLord 2 months ago
@TheGreatServant The bible gives exact measurements for the size of the arc. 300 cubits by 50 cubits by 30 cubits. You couldn't fit 2 of every kind of ant in that space, let alone 2 of every animal.
rthompson39 1 month ago
@rthompson39 There would've been much less kinds of animals though 6000 years ago, animals reproduce to make new breeds over time, which is why there are tens of thousands of breeds today, but back then there only might have been a few in comparison. For example, all animals in the Cat family might have come from 2 or 3 types back then. Just a theory though.
Jekktis 1 month ago
@Jekktis So what you're saying is that there were very few species, and then evolution happened.
rthompson39 1 month ago
@rthompson39 Well, dogs for example can evolve into different breeds that didn't exist a thousand years ago, so they all must have come from some common ancestor. I personally choose not believe humans come from apes, that's all. I'm not trying to argue or debate with you, you can believe what you want, and I'll believe what I want. What I said before is just a guess, nothing more.
Jekktis 1 month ago
@TheGreatServant So? Just look at the universe, it's IMMENSE but does that mean there MUST exist a god? That is stupid. So when rainbows can be seen unicorns are real too? I guess so.
GTASA911 1 month ago
@GTASA911 Meh, God's existence has never been something that needs to be proven. You either accept it or reject it. Nowadays, with the way the world is running and all, there's really no excuse for not believing in God. Unicorns? Flying Spaghetti Monsters? This is all just stubborness. If you want to lump the 1 known true and living God into the same category as mythology, go right ahead. Just don't blame people who refuse to be that stubborn...
TheGreatServant 1 month ago
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xMKIVxVR6x 1 month ago
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@TheGreatServant
I'm not sure which "1 known true and living God" you are talking about as people of every religion seem to think that they have the truth & worship the one "true" god, and every other sect of their religion has been perverted, and every other religion worships false gods. But you should know that the main three monotheistic religions, or any religion with a creation story for that matter, are mythological by definition regardless of truth value.
xMKIVxVR6x 1 month ago
@GTAS It's complicated-- In an Atheist's mind, they have won the fight when they say complexity doesn't suggest design. In a Theist's mind, you've rightfully lost all credibility when you say that. A lot of denial is involved in atheism too -Mainly the denial of visible reality for what, (may be), an invisible reality. There are many examples I could give you.
TheGreatServant 1 month ago
@TheGreatServant There are so many things we can't explain nowadays but just look where "stubborness" has led us. People who don't just believe anything without a single piece of evidence have gotten us here. Never has religion itself help cure a disease or understand how it works, all religion does is give the people comfort and wisdom they could also get when they weren't religious.Mankind has invented so many gods in the pastnone of them came with a single piece of evidence, just have "faith"
GTASA911 1 month ago
@GTASA911 Don’t waste time arguing with atheist.
They are just like mice!
They only see, taste, sex and have hear..
that’s all.
emirjennifer 1 month ago
@emirjennifer So not believing in god makes you a piece of shit? Having a fair bit of skepticism is bad? Not believing anything without a good reason is stupid? Ignoring science and all us good and a smart thing to do?
THAT is what I call being INCREDIBLY ignorant. Tell me, why do you believe in a god?
Ow and explain why biology has proven emotions and all are also contolled by the brain. Tell me, PLEASE
GTASA911 1 month ago
@GTASA911 me...not being religious at all, I rather believe in a God that just believing that we are just a mere piece of raw substance roaming this earth without purpose. And I Never say that I rather religion more than science. Science in in front of our faces, is a study, is a tool. But I know there’s is something more than that. Being skeptical isn’t bad is just neutral... Like a rock, I Rather believe... than being a rock..or a piece of shit.
emirjennifer 1 month ago
Even "God" would think this a totally stupid idea...if he were actually real.
TSM8088 2 months ago
all original building techniques...
WeeeeBeep 2 months ago 21
yeah i loughed my ass off ...
it is a nice joke on all dum believers....
the sympathetic believers will stay sympathetic!!!
gmy33 2 months ago
who is this comedian that states ...".why was there no kangaroo on th ark"
answer becouse the people who wrote the story did not go to ozzie yet...its simple but a basic proof ..ITS A STORRY
gmy33 2 months ago 7
@gmy33 I think thats kind of the point of asking said question...it points out the absurdity of believing this nonsense actually happened...
Naddig74 2 months ago
@gmy33
jim jefferies
tlwestrope 2 months ago
@gmy33 Well actually, all of your history books that you grew up learning from are what....stories of people who lived hundreds of years ago and whom you trust their account of the historical events that took place? Oh wait...isn't that the same means that the Bible was written from? Isn't that what all history is? Logic fail. What happened in 1492? Wait, you weren't there, so you don't know. That must mean it's a made-up story. Maybe all history is fake, using that logic?
jmr1068204 1 month ago
@gmy33 Actually, kangaroo would probably have fallen under "unclean animals" which are totally mentioned int the bible. You don't think there is a list where it names every single animal they took individually did you? That would simply be impracticle for whoever was writing the bible. Heck, you'd have a book about as big as the bible, if not bigger, for just that list.
hellerZauberer 1 month ago
Thumbs up if Ricky Gervais brought you here!
Perdido2525 2 months ago
Ooo goodie, now they can realize that 20 billion animals are not going to fit in there, as well as the food required to keep the animals alive, and also realize how much poop is produced by that many animals ! The bible folks, the path to atheism ( and the most ironic book because of such truth).
alo754 2 months ago 2
@alo754 wow you are so stupid... this is about an ARK not religion. its just like you would see a german video and write : NAZI NAZI NAZI . even though it would have nothing to do with it... stupid people :(
ulkord 2 months ago
@alo754 He said it was a fifth the size of Noah's at 0:40. Imagine that 5 times bigger. Also, there might of WAY less animal species before.
gmingdude 1 month ago
@gmingdude that still would be to small, and would fall apart because of the weakness of the wood not holding to together, not to add the bronze (all they knew about) was to weak
jannikmt 1 month ago
i'm from the netherlands to, and i believe also in God.
PS3YouTobi 2 months ago
@InternetDarkLord I remember reading (sorry I can't be more specific) a few years ago that a team of researchers built an identical but smaller design and did all sorts with it like drop it with a crane into water etc and it just wouldn't sink
stepharnos 2 months ago
@stepharnos No, the Bible description gives no technical details for an identical design. What was her freeboard and draft? What was her displacement? Did she have spars? What was her frame and keel construction? What was the thickness of her hull? What the hell is gopherwood anyway? Whoever wrote the Bible knew nil about ships!
InternetDarkLord 2 months ago
@cotton9386 actually the ark is one of the strongest ship designs known to man
stepharnos 2 months ago
@stepharnos And your evidence is....
InternetDarkLord 2 months ago
this thing would disintegrate in 2 foot seas. probably wouldn't survive the launch
cotton9386 2 months ago
what for? to promote one of fake stories?
better help sick children with all money he spend on this.
Indeed religious people are morons.
Impulse116 2 months ago
@Impulse116 Wow thanks, Just because he build it does not mean he is religious. He said he liked the story and it was a dream he had to build it. Religious people are one of the nicest people you will meet. So think before you write false things.
whoaitssims3 2 months ago
@whoaitssims3 ...They are also some of the most psychopathic as well!
emperorvoid 2 months ago
The bullshit of the bible*
NecroFilmz 2 months ago
untill someone does this without power tools idc
wutsgoodnukka 2 months ago
im not too sure this thing would actually stay up-write in the water, a wave hits that thing side on, next thing you know you will be capsized in the middle of the sea with a shitload of animals u cant get rid of
turbodaxter1 2 months ago
Ahh Engels Nederlands, het klinkt zo ontzettend fout xD
Sjoerdtje 2 months ago
@Sjoerdtje echt he
loekvanbentum 2 months ago
Great Video And Thank You For Letting Us Use The Picture Of The Ark On Our CD Cover.
wolfie28708 2 months ago
It looks like the set of Evan Almighty.
brynmag 3 months ago
what a terrible waste of talent and wood
IDontWantYourCereal 3 months ago 43
@IDontWantYourCereal you are stupid this looks awesome
ulkord 2 months ago
@IDontWantYourCereal What terrible waste of time and space your comment is.
DANKIDYD 2 months ago
@DANKIDYD mad christian spotted! evade! evade!
IDontWantYourCereal 2 months ago
@IDontWantYourCereal Replace Christian with Troll, and you'll be a bit more accurate. I am Christian, but that's not why I posted that comment at all XD
DANKIDYD 2 months ago
@DANKIDYD can i replace it with an "absolute sorry excuse for a troll"? cuz i dont see how that comment was even possibly trolling... #yousuck
IDontWantYourCereal 2 months ago
@IDontWantYourCereal No you may not. First of all, do you really think a Christian who would come on a video like this, even know what the term trolling even means, and say something as retarded and unoriginal as I did? Nope. I simply wanted you to say something like, "Stfu Christian faggot" and get some lolz out of it. >:D
DANKIDYD 1 month ago
@DANKIDYD HAHAHAH my bad, next time ill know to assume all christians dont know the definition of basic terms they use. Why use a word that you dont know the definition of? Christians love to exhibit their illusion of knowledge. Oh and btw i know that you do know what that means cuz you said 'lolz' typical internet kid.
IDontWantYourCereal 1 month ago
@IDontWantYourCereal I agree. If you do research, the ark was a huge floating box. It didn't need to be manuverable, it just had to float. Therefore it didn't look like a boat. There were 7 each of animals considered clean and 2 each of animals considered unclean taken on board. Approx size was 450 feet long 75 feet wide 45 feet tall with 3 stories.
tomeycat08 1 month ago
@IDontWantYourCereal Why this boat is amazing! You dont have the skill and brains to build anything like this!!
5tonyvvvv 1 month ago
Cool. This guy is awesome!
theGspotfinders 3 months ago
Since technology will probably permit it, when I turn 600, I'm going to build an ark using the technology in 3500 BC (approximate time of the Flood in Aardsman chronology) and load animals into it just for the lulz and to show creationists that it's impossible to fit two of every animal in there.
TheHeidelbergKid 3 months ago
well at least he's safe from 2012
mrpaintballdude1 3 months ago
@mrpaintballdude1 That depends, are we due for a global flood, immolation by fire, or maybe dragons?
InternetDarkLord 3 months ago
@InternetDarkLord who knows man who knows
mrpaintballdude1 3 months ago
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0:00 using exactly the same tools as Noah, i notice.
Well it floats in a nice calm canal but will it float in an untamed sea?
But wait what is that i note at 1:00?
I just can't recall the passage in Genesis where Noah had to build a pontoon to stop the whole damned thing turning turtle.
pilgrimpater 3 months ago
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pilgrimpater 3 months ago
can i have your off cut for my lathe please
bloodynuts2 3 months ago
But will it blend?
MrCanadianAirsoft 3 months ago
Anyone who thinks the Noah's ark story really happened is a fucking idiot. Every detail of it is obvious bullshit.
ninjajesus81 3 months ago
ARK=NEVER happend, sorry but fitting every 2 pairs of animals in a boat even that size isnt enough, so therfor soes not existed.
zeustruth 3 months ago
Il make it into a house =)
TheeDrunkunMunky 3 months ago
lol i live in holland and i saw that ship at my place it was there for entertainment for 1 week orso but it was not really spectaculair
FWJferdy 3 months ago
Another Dutchman who has been smoking to much weed. Any engineer will tell you that it is impossible to build a boat of the dimensions mentioned in the Bible even with today's technology, it would not float & would break up under it's own weight. I can't believe that in 2011 people are still wasting their time with outdated myths.
ACCSESS247 3 months ago
Wait, how the hell did the people know how big Noah's ark was. I'm pretty sure the bible doesn't say its exact size... smh
SuperOriginalGuy 3 months ago
@SuperOriginalGuy yes it does genesis 6:14-15
twizelby 3 months ago 2
@SuperOriginalGuy It does! Its measured in cubits which is the ancient Israel measurement of about a yard.The Ark is said to be 300 cubits long, 50 cubits wide, and 30 cubits high, and has three decks; it is therefore three times the height of the Tabernacle and three times the area of the Tabernacle forecourt, as described in the Book of Exodus. It is suggested that the biblical authors saw both structures serving the same purpose, the preservation of humankind for God's plan.
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downyourtube 3 months ago
euhmmm... i live in the netherlands yet i never heard this story :|
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HoodwinkedbyanAngel 3 months ago
too small the apes will shag him in there
BachTantra 3 months ago
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elshabasy70 3 months ago
did he build it by himself in 6 days and took one day off too? How did he feed the animals? how did he get predators on board?
guayacan07 3 months ago
@guayacan07 "how did he get predators on board?"
He started a stampede of prey animals up the ramp, then yelled, "Go get'em, boys!"
419Films 1 month ago
@419Films: how did he feed all those animals for 40 days?
guayacan07 1 month ago
good luck getting the loins up there
jbwjessica101 3 months ago
I live in the Netherlands, why haven't I heard a thing about this man o.o
MaryMonsterKiddo 3 months ago
I love how he pronounces ''Bible''
BAIIIBLEEEEEE.
rotjesenmatjes 3 months ago
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ToxicFearful 3 months ago
Human Stupidity is endless
DesIlluminatti 3 months ago 2
replica? it never happened!
junkyturd 3 months ago 3
2 very important things
1. Noah would have gone to north america to get animals there, therefore he would have discovered America before Columbus.
2. After the flood, civilizations would have been wiped out, Animals( meat ) would be Taken out, and Crops would be destroyed. No way noah could restart the human Population in a post apocalyptic world.
TheCaptainjuicy 3 months ago
Crazy dutchman.
doombow666 3 months ago
Noah is going to sue your ass...
calahandoombringer 3 months ago
Impressive.
MrZoo889 3 months ago
didnt some one tell him the earth will be destroyed by fire? it dont look fire proof.
Elias2nd 3 months ago
This is great! What a project.
Pepper502 3 months ago
I don't think you could fit a proper herd of texan cattle in there....
BlitzNeko 3 months ago
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why dint you use the wood to make homes for poor people, instead you wana feed the lie..This is a bullshit story and it never happend but nice try liars
LostFREEDOM 3 months ago 13
@LostFREEDOM stfu you atheist , that is a real story
aeiou772 2 months ago
@LostFREEDOM its not about if it's true or not, you don't take down the Disney castle like that now do you? i like what this man has done, and that has nothing to do with religion (it has more to do with wandering how the elephant deck looks like XD)
MrThomasVen 2 months ago
@LostFREEDOM we don't have wooden houses in the netherlands
loekvanbentum 2 months ago
@loekvanbentum Dont have much sence i see
LostFREEDOM 2 months ago
@LostFREEDOM listn to this, you can't convince them of telling lies or storys, until they die and can't realize the waste of a free life....
terminusest0 2 months ago
@LostFREEDOM Hahah, I would like to see were you will end up when you die. Good luck with that,
whoaitssims3 2 months ago
@whoaitssims3 Ohh like you know the secret to life...fuck off ... You dont know a dam thing
LostFREEDOM 2 months ago
Very nice work
motabbirh 4 months ago
lol this basically proves that dumbass story wrong xD
1sk8erchimp1 4 months ago
what an idiot.
What a waste of effort..and wood
podoau 4 months ago
fake, noah at his time didnt have table saws, or any electrical tools.
sindude300 4 months ago
Are you ready?
Have u lied? Have u stolen? Jesus said if you look at a women with lust you have committed adultery with here in your heart.
If God judge’s u by the Ten Commandments will u be innocent or guilty? Does this concern you? The Bible says despise the value of your eye compared to the value of your soul. would u sell your eye for a million dollars? And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment: Except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish. needgod.com
standingontruth1 4 months ago
@standingontruth1 I'd rather perish than live in a cosmic North Korea.
RTyp06 4 months ago
@RTyp06 Are you a Poe?
InternetDarkLord 4 months ago
@standingontruth1 Ray Comfort is that you, or just a clone? Your making presumptive leaps based on your own presuppositions without giving room for free will and or the human intellect. Let alone morality or individuality. Bad Comfort clone bad. You haven't even proven the existence of god/gods yet but you're placing tangible dimensions on a intangible construct. This is dishonest and has no place in a meaningful and rational discussion. Again I must say, bad Comfort clone bad.
Richardisdorky 4 months ago 2
Take a look at my gypsy wagon made from matches @ dalboykushti
dalboykushti 4 months ago
perfect example what religious madness puts up people to do.
waste of wood,waste of eginering,waste of labour etc.
build houses for the poor in africa and the u.s. and in eorope,by the way 48 million people in the u.s.a. could use this timbre to build good houses as well, instead of using it to proclaim how good christians are.
ThePeeterd 4 months ago
@ThePeeterd boo-hoo lib-tard...do you know how many resources we American citizens and our corporations drain daily that could do 'miracles' for africa? I'm sick of your type having so much faith in 'good', you're like another religion...you can't think so you pull numbers like 48 million out of your ass. You think one situation makes a difference which is why you prob. think driving a Prius and wearing thrift clothes make a difference when it statistically doesn't. Also I'm an atheist.
SirGeorge8600 4 months ago
noah didn't have power tools.
pnoplyr14 4 months ago
You can't replicate things that never existed.
InternetDarkLord 4 months ago
Good scale model. Now go for full size!! :D
gaxxag 4 months ago
lets see him fit 1/5th of the worlds animals in it.
twizelby 4 months ago 45
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@twizelby said "lets see him fit 1/5th of the worlds animals in it."
I'd like to see that, too. Not even 1/5 of the insects would fit.
ndrthrdr1 4 months ago
@twizelby Oh you with your facts and reason.
Richardisdorky 4 months ago
@twizelby would be simple considering how many of those are small insects.
juslemeout 3 months ago
@juslemeout where did he keep all those parasites without killing all the other animals? could he fit 2 of the 5676 species of mammals ? 2 of every 6,500 species of amphibians? 2 of every one of the 9413 reptiles species?10,000 bird species? and every type of freshwater fish(the sea would have salinated freshwater)? thats 63,178 animal not including the fish or bugs plus food for all of them. Noah was either Sailing the TARDIS or you are retarded.
twizelby 3 months ago
@twizelby sorry that was mean, you arent retarded. i apologize the point still stands
twizelby 3 months ago
@juslemeout would've taken noah years to collect them...
whoarethebrainpigs 3 months ago
@twizelby KINDS of animals would not every single species!!
5tonyvvvv 3 months ago
@5tonyvvvv define kind
twizelby 3 months ago