New Moon Midnight Screening

[HellAngelsBells]

Who the fuck fed the gremlin after midnight? What sick fuck would go up to an innocent gremlin, force food down its throat and turn it into one of these fat freaks?

Whoever did this has no soul.

[S3AHAM08]

what are you actually like when your watching the thing, do you scream like a freak when your in also? :|

[TaylorLautnerBlog]

eclipse was better, like WAYYYYY better!

[shino9797]

@TaylorLautnerBlog no

twlight is for lil girls or fat bicthes like this and probly you to masturebate to

[atomichead777]

stop jiggling, or u might break the earth in half!

[HudsonReviver3]

@atomichead777 ...That's not even funny!

[Chibbiekid]

Isn't it illegal to bring a camera in a movie theater, you dumb bitch?

[CapitanKurosaki]

Twilight is the kind of shitty half ass story that you would show on lifetime....that is saying something right there...

[krizzimouse]

wow, I'm surprised she didn't burst all of our eardrums with high pitched, typical crazy-fangirl screams like she did in the majority of all other of her reaction videos

[livleloon]

it's just a MOVIE. i'm only sixteen and i know better than to get so fucking retarded over a movie. especially one as pathetic as twilight..new moon..whatever.

[TheFineFilly]

this is weird

even weirder judging the fact you are TWENTY THREE

i have heard of 14 or 15 year olds being this strangely obsessed..but for your age..WTF WTF WTF..??

[SHEMEANzEVRyTHANG2ME]

LMFAO!!!!!

If you thought New moon was the BEST movie in the entire world, then its abvious that you live under a rock like patrick star, because its obvious that you Never seen Avatar!!!!

[IronSpider1]

Shes an obvious twilight fangirl fatass.

Avatar is 100000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000 times better than new moon.

[Gamerman55111]

lol. she is patrick star.

[TheKray11]

worst movie ever.

[JezBernezHarez]

if the Duffy (the singer) had downs symdrome and made love with Wayne Rooney.... this woman would be produced.

[Carolauz]

so sad

[sadakokid45]

YOU HAVE FRIENDS?!

[Cassalexi]

@sadakokid45 No no its okay! It's a paid actor! I know, i couldn't figure it out for a second there either.

[myfacevids]

SUCK BALLS>>> BIG HAIRY ONES

[eloisex0x0]

i would not like to be stuck inside a confined, dark room with this chick - the poor, poor people in the cinema.

and moreover, they were watching twilight. sounds like hell.

[TobyLee87]

you are so ugly

[AustralianBlitz]

WILD SNORLAX APPEARS

[Pawkit]

The ultra balls...Get them

[JCMELKOR]

who would want to catch that? lol

[SallySonic]

Lol.

I'm pretty sure even the god forsaken 'Chipmunk Squeakquel' is better than New Moon... that's not saying much, but still.

(Princess and the Frog and Avatar were the only good movies this year, in my opinion.)

[spooks4545]

@SallySonic Princess and the Frog, now THAT was a real romance.

Not enough villain screen time though.

[Ashleyevon1]

Avatar was amazing but even that movie cant have the type regintion that this series has nomatter how good it is

[2FacesProductions]

FAT FAT FAT

FAT FAT FAT FATTTTTTT

[sosexyrobotnik]

Well enjoy that because the twilight films might not continue what with robert patterson being a pedophile and all also this is illegal, as you were recording in the cinema during the film. enjoy your 20 years in jail an $2000+ fine for piracy :p

[fappyyplox]

There were people fucking everywhere?

i need to go to that movie theatre.

[xtuber25]

The movie sucks.

[jiv32]

maybe instead of your face you should show us some hot chicks queuing up for the movie, then I might have a reason to pretend to like twilight

[DruilhetGirl]

That movie wasnt even good, I fell asleep on it, and im a twihard

-_-

[ninjasolidsnake]

to be honest the twilight saga is about as enjoyable as getting my balls squesed until they look like pancakes

[BoukenCrimson]

Avatar came out yesterday. It has been nominated for 3 Golden Globe Awards, including Best Picture. New Moon is as good as dead at the Box Office. Take that! Cullen Family!

[TheShitheadlove]

I thought the worst movie I have ever watched was Jason X. But then I watched New Moon.

[vanyliababy]

so new burger king opened?

[aenteralus]

I saw the trailer for New Moon and there's this cheezy ass part where Eddie Cullen and Bella Lugosi are way, way up in a tree (oh, so romantic *sigh*), and i just pictured this tub of goo up there with her metrosexual sparkling fagpire queercrush. The fucking tree would bend dooooooooown and snap and all her Krispy Kreme donuts would fly out the bottom of her moomoo. I love slapstick involving annoying, uneducated fangirl fatties.

[insertfunnyusername9]

Those twats may be chubby, but the twat on screen is a fucking lardass

[AstrosBaseball17]

"these little chubby twats in the back" HAHAHAH the irony.

[JCMELKOR]

I think she said "chavs"

[biffen500]

If you squint, this dude look a little like a girl.

[nowyouhavefuckedup]

people fucking everywhere ?

i would've sure prefered to seeing those people fuck instead of having to see your obese face

[Icee1231]

Fuck the harpoons.

Where is the Death Star!?

[taylorlindgren]

Unibrow

[HalfTheFamex3]

I go on this chick's videos just to read the hilarious comments :)

[Blairwitch35]

same here :)

[anticare]

@HalfTheFamex3

*High fives!*

[HalfTheFamex3]

LOL OMG I'm surprised at how many thumbs up I got... xD . I guess we all go here to kill some time and read these freakin hilarious comments :) [the one with the bus made my insides hurt xD]

[kara4433]

@HalfTheFamex3 so do i! there hillarious!

[draygonicewing]

Kind of funny how my response video disappeared after I posted it. I suppose logic has no place here.

[ohshitmanda]

wtf are harpoons?

haha

[caligirljrd]

do me a favor and shoot ur self

[TheLostBoy1988]

You got some yellow teeth...

[awesomelyshiny]

BOOMER!!!

[Cassalexi]

@awesomelyshiny Looks like a boomer but sounds like a witch.

[leadbang]

MAN THE HARPOONS!!!!

[theblindpanda]

hmmmmm your obsessed with twilight and you make videos about it on youtube sounds like a great life. maybe you should stop making videos for youtube and start making them to be a contestant for the "biggest loser".

[kisskisskiss121212]

Braces and weight watchers. That is all.

[haleybeanx]

all the comments on this video are sad.

if you don't like twilight or fat people, don't watch or comment.

karma's a bitch is all i have to say.

[StPoAnMe]

@haleybeanx I'm fat, and I still make fun of her.

[BellaBootz]

I went to the midnight showing, it was FREAKING AWSOME!

[fingaherby]

I'd love to see her get hit by a bus.

[krazykittymatt]

You should NEVER wish harm on others!!! Think of the poor children on the bus that will be crushed upon impact, I mean come on, the bus doesn't stand a chance when it makes contact with that thing!!!

[Futuristic07]

Why does this repugnant creature possess 5k+ subscribers?

HOW THE CUNT DID THIS OCCUR?!

Burn it.

[XxTheRandomNetworkxX]

Lets see how many fat jokes we can make in 20 minutes.

[xxxmoomersxxx]

When you sed courtney was gone to get drinks were you on your own in the cinema talkin to a camera? Ok i admire and laugh at your confidence!!

[ZombieQuestion]

This close up video clearly highlights her Cro-Magnon features, the protruding brow, the jaw etc.

[Dialgadude]

No truer words spoken.

[WNA5000]

The type of love described in the Twilight saga is dysfunctional, not romantic.

I don't give a damn what anyone says.

[aenteralus]

If Susan Boyle was any fatter, she'd look just like this gluttonous mountain of compost.

[TheKittiesKill]

Are you fucking serious? I didn't deem it cinematically possible for any movie to be worse then Twatlight, but then came New Moon, and it proved my theory wrong. It was THE WORST piece of shit to ever crawl on the big screen. My boyfriend and I had to crack jokes the whole way through it just to stay awake, which was easy because it's cheesy and retarded. It sucks epic shit. And I didn't waste my money on it, I got bootleg, and it wasn't even worth that....shit. -__-

[narutardness2]

i think nuttymadam is the death star, except she is full of shit instead of cool lookin death lazorz

men we need to man the x-wings

[christophermadams1]

There be whales here, admiral.

Cap'n Ahab, what say you?

The great white whale! Thar she blows!

MAN THE HARPOONS, YOU SCURVY DOGS!

[LordDohBoy]

THAR SHE BLOWS! MAN THE HARPOONS!

[Acc3pted]

@LordDohBoy LMAO yeah really.Btw she is a big idiot for wasting cash on this movie.

[eniben4]

@LordDohBoy

Stop comparing her to whales

[mmkthxbai]

Whales are actually harmless but when a whale likes twilight they become KILLER WHALES in which case we need to MAN THE HARPOONS!!

[eniben4]

@mmkthxbai

Stop comparing her to whales, it's an insult to whales, theyr'e not that fat,ugly and stupid. There is no creature low enough to be associated with her, not even a cockroach wants to be associated with her.

[mmkthxbai]

@eniben4

That's actually true. Although I'd say anal lice could be to some degree comparable. Both species look like they were just excreted from a warthogs shitter (although that woudn't even be possible because she is too fat and ugly for that to happen, but you get the picture).

[MyNameIsNeillOG]

it makes me sad that u have to be shuch a loser and write hurtful coments about a great person

[N3SK444]

this makes me sad for humanity

[grkmuse77]

You go girl! xoxo from Greece! Keep ur enthusiasm its awesome!!

[cloust]

I feel sorry for people who have to interact with you on a daily basis.... liking something is ok, but your obsession takes it way too far. I was at the red carpet premiere for New Moon, U mad?

[MyNameIsNeillOG]

Hi i would just like to first of all say that YOU ARE AMAZING you are so funny and i loved ur new moon premire video it was amazing and hu ever writes those snide comments about u are losers and there jelous of u cause u probley have a better social life than you and all they can do is sit in there houses and write stupid comments about people but u are out doing creative stuff .I absolutley love u and ur brilliant videos keep making them and dont forget IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN :):):):):):):):):)

[yodasmom]

Anyone who condones this whales actions needs to get the fuck out of town. This is cringeworthy..I heard she was bad, she is however worse than I had imagined.

Absolute moron.

[Teddie102]

ummm, you have no life.

[coolstuff404]

w.e......ppl are just jealous b/c this girl is sooooo youtube famous :)

[Rubyswb]

Everyone who is making fun of her needs to get a life. If all you can do is be rude to people via the Internet you have some serious prolems, get over yourselfs and find something better to do with your spare time. You guys probably have an arm growing out of your nostril or something, and insult her to make yourself feel better.

And if you don't like twilight why are you watching a video on new moon?

I hav'nt seen NM yet, can't wait till I do though!

BTW Perez Hilton tweeted this video LUCKY!

[ChristyFreakinRoss]

I agree, The joke is on them when they are writing on her videos making fun of her and her videos...why the hell are you watching them?

[eggsammichz]

lmao you fat moron

[lovecraft231]

WHITE WHALE!

HOLY GRAIL!

[carriedavis2009]

i happen to like your videos even if you never respond to me. people need to understand you are who you are and your proud of yourself

[kutiekween]

....Eww, New Moon.

...How did you not get kicked out for bringing a camera into the theater?

[Jordanjmpx]

lololol go to that cinema i saw paranormal activity though new moon is shit

[eniben4]

@Jordanjmpx

The reason they didn't show the demon in the movie is because it was NuttyMadam and they though people woul run out of the theater screaming

[lovenhn]

Yes, I felt New Moon was amazing too, :)

[baylaust]

I went to see New Moon when it came out, just to see how bad it was(I occasionally write reviews on websites). I knew it would suck, but...... wow. Wow! This movie was... unholy! It is a blemish that the face of Hollywood will never be able to wash off! This was the very definition of utter garbage. Even worse than Twilight. But what disgusts me the MOST, is how sucessful it was!

[Reija]

See guys, this is how you write with disapproval. Its best you learn from this person.

I can respect your opinion, because you're actually level headed about it, thankyou!

[silentman1122]

Umm i dunno heres a tip trying learning NOT TO SAY OMG READ ONE OF THE FUCKING BOOKS AND IM SUPRISED THAT YOU PUT THIS FUCING RETARDED VIDEO ON YOUTUBE YOU FAT UGLY BRITTISH WHATEVER YOU ARE RETARD!

[eniben4]

Did you see a trailer for your upcoming movie Shrek 4, god you look even fatter than you did in the third film.

[piemakesmelol]

Twilight must die. Girls, if you are a Twilight fan I'd suggest you take a look at that disgrace of a human being in the video, that's what you'll turn out like. Because Twilight decides to strip a vampire of everything that makes him/her a vampire it's really REALLY gay....why all them vampires if they just sparkle in the sun? ?? Or werewolves if they turn into dogs, not wolves. FUCKING GAY!!!! Watch True Blood, a much better written series and better acting. nuttymadam is a fat beast!!!!!!

[PosingAddict103]

agreed

[Kyonamsu]

Hmm, yummy face!

[lilalcoholicbreck]

Meat Loaf !!

[frenchwork]

i hope you know that theyre is a war going on and children starving you fat fuck so calm the fuck down.

[w0mbatina]

one day im gonna kill every single person like this. It will be a much better world.

[TheCanadianPrairies]

Nuttymadam's reaction to New Moon isn't that much, it seems.

She had way more of a reaction to the first film.

[littleone0349]

*spolier*

nuttymadam, what did you think of the scene where edward proposes.. it pissed me off when people were shocked about it.

Read the damn books!

[missile089]

Nutty Madam, i love you! it's nice to see you had a good time. :D

[HottGommish]

ew.

[nicholaere]

funny as! courtney your so mad in the bk ground lol but hey thats my cusin all over love u courtney x

[snowballeffect]

more of your hot friend please... PLEASE!!!!!! PLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAH

[JAXOOR]

@snowballeffect I know her in real life lol.

[GtrVieth]

I DID IT, CTHULHU MODE ACHIEVED!

[vulgus1105]

Lasted the whole video!

I am winrar!

[attica101]

Unfortunately I cthulu'd it. I feel dirty

[GotHerpes]

Cthulu'd!

Hardest part to prevent an alt f4 were the first and last 45 seconds x_X

You're fat

[HorseTranq12]

chutlu'd that bullshit

new moon sucks dick, the actors in it are pussy fags

[Michael2987]

you stupid fat cunt fuck off

[flckfsglls888]

Medium :(

[TheAdorabelle]

LOL I love it when you were like, "Ticket, ticket, TICKET!" :D

[UnToxicRadioactive]

extreme mode 1:01

[Derokos]

You fucking guys that did this on Cthulhu mode are gods amongst men. I lasted a good 17 seconds.

[Drakulas77]

Cathulu'd that shit.

Drak: 1

/b/: 0

[gannakgr]

Courtney chick was pretty hot, that's how i Cthulhu'd it

[CharlieWhitesWig]

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[ervin2]

I wild Snorlax! I must capture it!

[HorseTranq12]

USE THE ULTRA BALLS

[IBEEZEPEEING]

1013d

[thatsmyaudi]

God, this is like when I was outside, first in line waiting for MW2.

[Kukadin]

But Edwards actor hates twilight and talks shit about it.

[supertoast3r]

FUCK YEAH CTHULU MODE

[thatsmyaudi]

CTHULHU'D!!! BARELY!!!

GAHHH!!!!

[Zomegad]

I..

I. Cthulhu'd it.

I FEEL UNCLEAN.

brb shower with clothes on

[Deniedraiden]

Cthulhu mode and harpoons manned.

[TrikStraynje]

You seriously have the audacity to call someone else chubby?.....

[popi785]

wow i can't pass easy mode.....

this fatty british makes me rage hard

[RawtownzFinest]

Made it to 1:20 and then that damn cutaway came up and completely lost it. Need a new laptop and probably medical attention.

[caseyo92]

Cthulhu mode ACHIEVED!@!@!

[LurkingMonkey]

WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL!

[Detth2you]

JESUST CHRIST, A FUCKING WHALE! And I beat Cthulhu mode

[adequateautocrat]

:08 DUaaah don't sneak up on me like that

2:00 Shut up bitch i'm a ventrue and i could kick Edward's ass he's not a good vampire, he's not even a good goth kid.

[goldstar45]

she looks like the boss at the end of a video game

[GreekFrostshock]

cthulu'd it.

i now hate myslelf.

[SDSS72]

couldnt make it past medium mode,

man the poon

[mellon423]

fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty

[guitarmex]

the harpoons. man them.

[Banemasterxxxxx]

In real life, men who "sparkle" are GAY

[fabioproductions]

FUUUCk!

[Gundamcloud]

fuck the harpoons man the death star

[lexaion]

i lost on easy mode had to pause.

[Wartooth91]

you wasted your time waiting in line.

[alienisuntverus]

Made it past medium mode and just barley before extreme mode.

[flipit2mute]

I...i cant't do it... an hero nao. only made it :43

[mechsword666]

finished watching the whole thing.... im pretty sure i will die now in 7days

[fappyyplox]

i'd kill you but i don't want to get gravy on my floor.

[rodrigomichell]

kill yourself

[alexbachmanov]

Lol

"there was a chubby twat in the back who thought it would be funny to yell things out"

[Leifliben]

moby dick once said "she be out there somewhere" i think we just found her

[SmarmyBrit]

Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hells heart I stab at thee; for hates sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up the spear!

[Edgar001]

21 seconds...thats sad. Fucking british fatties.

[Jack470]

Holy shit..your so fat but..

I can still see your chin.

[webutterbreadwith]

oh god, i raged at easy mode, then broke down crying at medium. i feel like crap now.

[Gundamcloud]

man the fucking harpoons slay the whale save us all.

[Chamomileable]

just beat Cthulhu Mode. Imma go an hero

[thesmashed]

Call the other boats! We need backup!

[potterbroadwayfan92]

LOL!!!!!!! LMAO !!!ROTFL!!!!!

[djdemonic]

Go die in a fucking Fire. please

[syst3m3rr0rz]

man the harpoons

[fappyyplox]

anyone else rage on easy?